Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|6996
My last day of elementary school I accidentally clogged a toilet and as teacher walked in.  He thought that I did it on purpose and so I spent the rest of my last day of 5th grade in the principals office being interrogated.  They didn't let me out until after school and I missed the party.
loop eneg
Banned
+51|6107|Crossroads, Barrens, Dreamaul
Off the fucking kid you faggots.

Bro, just stick with the story that it was an accident and if you DO get suspended you and your mates can just go out and have a fun time at the pool/beach/whatever by yourselves. Besides, tis just 8th grade and not something hugely important such as your leavers dinner or whatever you Americans have.

If you do get suspended, you'll look back and laugh with your mates in future.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6809|Adelaide, South Australia

Mutantsteak wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:


i have a bunch of legos at home
It doesn't have the same effect on me when it's done on purpose, because I can tell you're baiting me.
Well, saying Lego bricks is pretty dumb don't you think? I think calling them Lego's as in The lego company's bricks would be as effective as lego bricks.
I've always called them Lego bits/bricks/pieces/parts etc.

I'll forgo a correction if it's spelled Lego's, because the apostrophe shows a contraction.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6255|London, England

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:


It doesn't have the same effect on me when it's done on purpose, because I can tell you're baiting me.
Well, saying Lego bricks is pretty dumb don't you think? I think calling them Lego's as in The lego company's bricks would be as effective as lego bricks.
I've always called them Lego bits/bricks/pieces/parts etc.

I'll forgo a correction if it's spelled Lego's, because the apostrophe shows a contraction.
more like possession in my opinion, i assume their problem with calling them legos demeans the company name so saying Lego's as their bricks would work, not really a contraction
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CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6798

BlackKoala wrote:

You're bullshitting.

I don't care how good of an arm you have, no middle schooler can throw a racketball 300 feet and nail someone in the head on purpose. 

kbai.
i think you can throw it 100 yards if you have a good arm, the hitting her in the head was either exaggerated or complete luck
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6809|Adelaide, South Australia

Mutantsteak wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:


Well, saying Lego bricks is pretty dumb don't you think? I think calling them Lego's as in The lego company's bricks would be as effective as lego bricks.
I've always called them Lego bits/bricks/pieces/parts etc.

I'll forgo a correction if it's spelled Lego's, because the apostrophe shows a contraction.
more like possession in my opinion, i assume their problem with calling them legos demeans the company name so saying Lego's as their bricks would work, not really a contraction
Actually, it works both ways.

Example of what I meant: Lego Bricks becomes Lego's. Not that different from Could've, Should've etc
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6255|London, England

Canadianloser wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

You're bullshitting.

I don't care how good of an arm you have, no middle schooler can throw a racketball 300 feet and nail someone in the head on purpose. 

kbai.
i think you can throw it 100 yards if you have a good arm, the hitting her in the head was either exaggerated or complete luck
You guys obviously didn't read the OP, he said his friend hit her with one of the berries, i dont even think it was at 300 feet. Where are you getting your s-s-statistics from Blackkoala
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6828|Long Island, New York

Canadianloser wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

You're bullshitting.

I don't care how good of an arm you have, no middle schooler can throw a racketball 300 feet and nail someone in the head on purpose. 

kbai.
i think you can throw it 100 yards if you have a good arm, the hitting her in the head was either exaggerated or complete luck
Probably just complete luck...300 yards is way too far for an accurate shot. The length of the shot is probably exaggerated though. Regardless, kid's got a good arm.

nukchebi0 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Miggle wrote:


I can't think of many sadder statements than this.

I was reading in kindergarten.
I was reading when I was 3, SUCK ONE



Its obviously just because Jews are better people.


On topic: How are you responsible for the actions of your obviously stupid friends. You can't prevent them from doing that.
And in comes nukchebi0 with his daily post where he attempts to troll me. Fission Mailed.
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|6996
OMG you hit her with berries?!  You should be expelled for your violent behavior![/sarcasm]
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6798

Mutantsteak wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

You're bullshitting.

I don't care how good of an arm you have, no middle schooler can throw a racketball 300 feet and nail someone in the head on purpose. 

kbai.
i think you can throw it 100 yards if you have a good arm, the hitting her in the head was either exaggerated or complete luck
You guys obviously didn't read the OP, he said his friend hit her with one of the berries, i dont even think it was at 300 feet. Where are you getting your s-s-statistics from Blackkoala
i was gunna say that to blackkoala, but i re-read the OP and it really wasn't clear on what his friend threw, so i went with it.
David.P
Banned
+649|6564
You live in New York right?
SealXo
Member
+309|6826
lol i wish i could go back to 8th grade and get suspended for more shit
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6614|New Haven, CT

Poseidon wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

You're bullshitting.

I don't care how good of an arm you have, no middle schooler can throw a racketball 300 feet and nail someone in the head on purpose. 

kbai.
i think you can throw it 100 yards if you have a good arm, the hitting her in the head was either exaggerated or complete luck
Probably just complete luck...300 yards is way too far for an accurate shot. The length of the shot is probably exaggerated though. Regardless, kid's got a good arm.

nukchebi0 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:


I was reading when I was 3, SUCK ONE



Its obviously just because Jews are better people.


On topic: How are you responsible for the actions of your obviously stupid friends. You can't prevent them from doing that.
And in comes nukchebi0 with his daily post where he attempts to troll me. Fission Mailed.
Lol. Except I'm Jewish too.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6443|what

She probably deserved it too.
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thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6621|teh alien spaceshit

MAGUIRE93 wrote:

Well today me and my friends were walking home from school and we found these weird berrie things everyone was throwing them at each other but i found a racket ball so i was thrown that of stuff. there was a very ugly fat girl walking and one of my friends nailed her in the head with one. she turns around and stares at us until we turn on my friends street ( she was about 100 yards up and the street was about 80 yards). my friends father got a call from the girls parents and now hes in trouble. our story is that we were trowing them at each other and one hit her. if i get in trouble at school one more time ill get suspended ( i got in trouble for a verbal fight before). there are FIVE fucking days left in school and i might get suspended. if i do i miss the eight grade dance and class day(a trip to some place with a pool and cookout and shit). what a great way to remember eight grade.
Is the girl named Heather Crow?
icecold2510
Member
+31|6584

MAGUIRE93 wrote:

Stimey wrote:

Elementry school, srs bsns
middle school.
i should be a freshman.
@ nuk: i can get in trouble because i was there.
@miggle:im 15.
wtf? I'm 15 and about to be a Junior, though my birthday is this monday...
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6255|London, England

SealXo wrote:

lol i wish i could go back to 8th grade and get suspended for more shit
I got suspended for making a death threat in 8th grade, I guess alot of people get suspended in 8th grage
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6602

I tackled a kid to the ground in Gr 8 playing football at recess. The pussy stayed down and made a big deal out of it.  All I got was a talk from the principal.
SealXo
Member
+309|6826

Mutantsteak wrote:

SealXo wrote:

lol i wish i could go back to 8th grade and get suspended for more shit
I got suspended for making a death threat in 8th grade, I guess alot of people get suspended in 8th grage
i think all i got was a 3 day for a fight in 7th.

then i guess i got introuble for me and all my friends for stealing the soccer ball from the eses
they would chase us an damn there fast.

and i rememebr i would throw open milk cartons over the buildings into the lunch area everydya and listen to girls scfream (:
lawl
Wallpaper
+303|6284|The pool
You guys used berries instead of harpoons?

Anyway, if you didnt throw a berry at her you shouldnt worry, just tell the truth

EDIT: I cant believe you hooligans, getting in so much trouble in 6-8th grade? Worst trouble I got in was when I told someone to not let the door hit them on the way out

Last edited by Wallpaper (2008-06-05 21:26:55)

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6737|Chicago, IL
lulz, you're in eighth grade?

I cant even remember that year...
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6861|USA

nukchebi0 wrote:

You didn't do anything; how are you guilty. This certainly is not a candidate for guilt by association.
guilty by association is applicable to any situation in eighth grade.
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|6930
It was outside of school. So what does the situation even have to do with being suspended or anything related to school?
Bert10099
[]D [] []\/[] []D
+177|7031|United States

ThaReaper wrote:

MAGUIRE93 wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

you should be a freshman? Were you held back? Failing elementary school ftw
in the first grade i couldn't read. i was to busy playing with legos. yea im hardcore
I'm suppose to be in the 11th grade, and I am. Yea, I'm hardcore.
I have graduated.  Yea, I'm hardcore.

@OP, you're not guilty.

And another thing, "Oh noes, those kids are throwing berries at me!  Oh God no, please make it stop.  Dear God, not the berries, anything but the berries.
loop eneg
Banned
+51|6107|Crossroads, Barrens, Dreamaul

Bert10099 wrote:

ThaReaper wrote:

MAGUIRE93 wrote:


in the first grade i couldn't read. i was to busy playing with legos. yea im hardcore
I'm suppose to be in the 11th grade, and I am. Yea, I'm hardcore.
I have graduated.  Yea, I'm hardcore.

@OP, you're not guilty.

And another thing, "Oh noes, those kids are throwing berries at me!  Oh God no, please make it stop.  Dear God, not the berries, anything but the berries.
No doubt, her being a woman she would have exaggerated it. AND THEN THEY CALLED ME A FATTY AND THREW ROCKS AT ME AND ONE TRIED TO RAPE ME BUT LUCKILY MY JUDO LESSONS HELPED ME KNOCK THEM BACK AND ONE PULLED A SWITCHBLADE ON ME BUT I RAN AWAY OH MY GOD I'M SCARED FOR MY LIFE

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