a Tank...
A retro-fitted M1 self repairing hover tank with side-by-side 120mm main gun and coaxil 30mm chain gun borrowed from an A10.
Auto-loading rotary barrelled self-cleaning 120mm mortar
Selectable Hellfire/Maverick/Stinger missile extendable launcher mount
Tank deployable UAVs, about 50 of them all running auto recon and targetting patterns so i dont have to mess with them.
Pro-active antiarmor counter missile defeating sytem
Stealth and background blending camouflage systems
Friendly infantry auto-avoidance anti-teamkilling system
ElectroMagenticPulse weapon to ground all aircraft and blind radar, UAV and satellite up/down links
Noob warning indicator
Ice Chest with lots of cold beer or no wait, a built in refrigerated keg/tapper
Angelina, J Lo and many others to be named later to serve me the beer and uh hmmm Hillary Clinton or Martha Stewart clean up around the tank and search for enemy mines
Tail Gate to sit and drink said beer
Portable toilet to puke said beer into
A portable BBQer
Another Ice Chest with ribs, steaks etc etc etc
oh ya and my own support vehicle (40" Winnebago) to follow repair heal and reload.....
and and a panic button to deploy 18th Airborne Corps on 3 second standby
and and and (sorry)...gotta be able to beam me up scotty
Last edited by OpsChief (2006-01-16 15:00:05)