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Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|5323|u fucking wot m8
What's Porn?
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ZombieVampire!
The Gecko
+69|5320
Lol?
Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|5323|u fucking wot m8
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max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6060|NYC / Hamburg

Laura wrote:

What's Porn?
Porn, also known as Pr0n, is without a doubt mankind's greatest technological advancement of all time. It is the sole reason Al Gore invented the Internets. Some argue he invented it so he could fap without leaving noodz around the house for his prudish, lolcow wife Bill to find.

It is usually NSFW, but there is always SFW Porn. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internets is devoted to porn of one form or another. This also includes the furtinet, one of the several internets solely devoted to porn. Ninety-nine percent of all interracial porn is made by Jews as a part of their strategy to destroy the white race. Porn is often uncovered doing a Data recovery.

They include, but are by no means limited to,

    * Acrotomophilia All the amputees you could ever fap to
    * straight pornography (boring but enjoyed by Cats)
    * parody pornography
    * gay porn (boring but enjoyed by Liberals)
    * animal porn
    * Shia LaBeouf
    * cakepony porn
    * furry porn (enjoyed by Miltopia and Stephen; see Taurin Fox -- famous artist.)
    * otherkin porn
    * hentai (anime) porn
    * rape porn (aka "surprise porn")
    * snuff porn (enjoyed by Lyndon B. Johnson)
    * tree porn
    * vore (swallowing-whole) porn
    * diaper porn (fucked up but enjoyed by Conservatives)
    * Gangbang porn
    * scat porn
    * Guro (Japanese for gruesome)porn (enjoyed by Sluttycat)
    * vomit porn
    * shemale porn (enjoyed by Zen444)
    * BDSM porn
    * kiddie porn
    * Partial Unbirthing
    * Tasty porn
    * Wetlook porn
    * Furniture Porn
    * Shitty actor Porn
    * Old porn
    * Foot fetish porn
    * Online Erotica
    * Your mom's favorite Porn
    * ?!?! Porn
    * Japanese bondage porn.
    * Child Porn (You sick fuck!).
    * Porn advertisements
    * Bisexual porn.
    * Emo porn.
    * Written porn.[1]
    * Dead Baby porn.
    * Fat porn.

On the Internets, "porn" can be spelled in any of the following ways:

    * porn
    * pr0n
    * prawn
    * prn
    * pwn
    * pri
    * apr financing lol
    * your mom
    * Jew


Here's a list of what ED says where a man will stick his penis during pronz:
  • in the ass   
  • in the mouth   
  • in a condom (archaic)   
  • between your breasts   
  • In the ear.   
  • In the Richard Hall   
  • In the eye.   
  • In neighbor   
  • In your mum   
  • Your tearducts   
  • Your dad's ass   
  • Any bodily opening, including a papercut   
  • Dan Merlau   
  • UncleSamPatriot   
  • Robert Schnider   
  • In her pooper   
  • everywhere
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,790|5598|eXtreme to the maX
If porn is an addiction what is the cure?
Cold turkey?
Warm melon with a hole?
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|5972|Somewhere else

max wrote:

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On the Internets, "porn" can be spelled in any of the following ways:

    * porn
    * pr0n
    * prawn
    * prn
    * pwn
    * pri
    * apr financing lol
    * your mom
    * Jew
or... NAMBLA
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6073|the dank(super) side of Oregon
#1 sign of porn addiction...





...paying for it.
Mugen
Member
+19|5492

Reciprocity wrote:

#1 sign of porn addiction...





...paying for it.
That'd be more like the #1 sign for stupidity.
Free pr0n for all!
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6012|Πάϊ

Turquoise wrote:

I'm going to have to repeat what I've said in another thread.

The 3 biggest consumers of porn per capita are...

1. Korea
2. Japan
3. USA

What do we all have in common? hangups about sex

IF we were more like Europe about sex, we'd be getting more sex and looking at porn less.  It's all a matter of openness and being comfortable with your natural desires.
Wait... what kind of hangups do Americans have? I know you're right about the other two
but seriously, I'd never put Americans in that list. Explain if you can...
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Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|5898|North Carolina

oug wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

I'm going to have to repeat what I've said in another thread.

The 3 biggest consumers of porn per capita are...

1. Korea
2. Japan
3. USA

What do we all have in common? hangups about sex

IF we were more like Europe about sex, we'd be getting more sex and looking at porn less.  It's all a matter of openness and being comfortable with your natural desires.
Wait... what kind of hangups do Americans have? I know you're right about the other two
but seriously, I'd never put Americans in that list. Explain if you can...
Our hangups are mostly seen in media.  We have a Puritan heritage that conflicts with the fact that sex sells.  So, in our media, we resort to a lot of innuendo when it comes to sex, but we don't allow nudity or sex on most channels.

Basically, we're dysfunctional about sex because of our religious conservatives and their obsession with censoring everything.  This leads to a counterproductive taboo mentality about sex.  In addition to this, religious conservatives often block access to contraceptives and sex ed for teens, and they often have a deep hatred for Planned Parenthood, despite the good it does for our society.

So, to be more accurate, we have hangups about both sex and birth control.
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6012|Πάϊ

Turquoise wrote:

Our hangups are mostly seen in media.  We have a Puritan heritage that conflicts with the fact that sex sells.  So, in our media, we resort to a lot of innuendo when it comes to sex, but we don't allow nudity or sex on most channels.

Basically, we're dysfunctional about sex because of our religious conservatives and their obsession with censoring everything.  This leads to a counterproductive taboo mentality about sex.  In addition to this, religious conservatives often block access to contraceptives and sex ed for teens, and they often have a deep hatred for Planned Parenthood, despite the good it does for our society.

So, to be more accurate, we have hangups about both sex and birth control.
I don't know... From my limited personal experience I'd say the US society is cooler about sex than any other. Save the Germans!* I was over there for the past two weeks, and maaan! It's 21:00 and there's a documentary about sex on tv. The shit they show, you wouldn't believe!


*edit: and the French of course!

Last edited by oug (2008-05-25 10:40:48)

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Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|5898|North Carolina

oug wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

Our hangups are mostly seen in media.  We have a Puritan heritage that conflicts with the fact that sex sells.  So, in our media, we resort to a lot of innuendo when it comes to sex, but we don't allow nudity or sex on most channels.

Basically, we're dysfunctional about sex because of our religious conservatives and their obsession with censoring everything.  This leads to a counterproductive taboo mentality about sex.  In addition to this, religious conservatives often block access to contraceptives and sex ed for teens, and they often have a deep hatred for Planned Parenthood, despite the good it does for our society.

So, to be more accurate, we have hangups about both sex and birth control.
I don't know... From my limited personal experience I'd say the US society is cooler about sex than any other. Save the Germans!* I was over there for the past two weeks, and maaan! It's 21:00 and there's a documentary about sex on tv. The shit they show, you wouldn't believe!


*edit: and the French of course!
Well, if I'm not mistaken, Greece is quite conservative about sex.  Most of Eastern Europe is, right?
mikkel
Member
+383|6094

oug wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

Our hangups are mostly seen in media.  We have a Puritan heritage that conflicts with the fact that sex sells.  So, in our media, we resort to a lot of innuendo when it comes to sex, but we don't allow nudity or sex on most channels.

Basically, we're dysfunctional about sex because of our religious conservatives and their obsession with censoring everything.  This leads to a counterproductive taboo mentality about sex.  In addition to this, religious conservatives often block access to contraceptives and sex ed for teens, and they often have a deep hatred for Planned Parenthood, despite the good it does for our society.

So, to be more accurate, we have hangups about both sex and birth control.
I don't know... From my limited personal experience I'd say the US society is cooler about sex than any other. Save the Germans!* I was over there for the past two weeks, and maaan! It's 21:00 and there's a documentary about sex on tv. The shit they show, you wouldn't believe!


*edit: and the French of course!
Must be a really limited personal experience. The US is by far the most sex-frightened country among the 20 or so countries I've visited in my time.
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6012|Πάϊ

mikkel wrote:

Must be a really limited personal experience. The US is by far the most sex-frightened country among the 20 or so countries I've visited in my time.
It is, I guess...

and yeah, Greece is considerably more conservative than the US
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fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|5983|Menlo Park, CA
Those who are repressed always find an outlet. . . . Its totally a social thing.
GorillaTicTacs
Member
+231|5866|Kyiv, Ukraine

Turquoise wrote:

oug wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

Our hangups are mostly seen in media.  We have a Puritan heritage that conflicts with the fact that sex sells.  So, in our media, we resort to a lot of innuendo when it comes to sex, but we don't allow nudity or sex on most channels.

Basically, we're dysfunctional about sex because of our religious conservatives and their obsession with censoring everything.  This leads to a counterproductive taboo mentality about sex.  In addition to this, religious conservatives often block access to contraceptives and sex ed for teens, and they often have a deep hatred for Planned Parenthood, despite the good it does for our society.

So, to be more accurate, we have hangups about both sex and birth control.
I don't know... From my limited personal experience I'd say the US society is cooler about sex than any other. Save the Germans!* I was over there for the past two weeks, and maaan! It's 21:00 and there's a documentary about sex on tv. The shit they show, you wouldn't believe!


*edit: and the French of course!
Well, if I'm not mistaken, Greece is quite conservative about sex.  Most of Eastern Europe is, right?
Eastern Europe you'll find is very different in their attitudes from country to country.

Bulgaria, Hungary = you can pull a girl from a club and lay the same night...difficult but not impossible
Romania, Ukraine, Poland = very narcissistic, but the girls are wild once they're "in love"

Generally though, you won't get laid in the first date unless you're paying for it.  Germany was entirely too easy compared to this area of the world.  Germany I've pulled 2 in one night...go get one at 11pm, take her home, send her home (important step, don't forget!), go back to the club at 3 and pick up the rif-raff and pull one for the rest of the weekend.
UUD40
Member
+8|5864|San Diego, CA

Laura wrote:

What's Porn?
This is porn
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|5898|North Carolina

GorillaTicTacs wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

oug wrote:


I don't know... From my limited personal experience I'd say the US society is cooler about sex than any other. Save the Germans!* I was over there for the past two weeks, and maaan! It's 21:00 and there's a documentary about sex on tv. The shit they show, you wouldn't believe!


*edit: and the French of course!
Well, if I'm not mistaken, Greece is quite conservative about sex.  Most of Eastern Europe is, right?
Eastern Europe you'll find is very different in their attitudes from country to country.

Bulgaria, Hungary = you can pull a girl from a club and lay the same night...difficult but not impossible
Romania, Ukraine, Poland = very narcissistic, but the girls are wild once they're "in love"

Generally though, you won't get laid in the first date unless you're paying for it.  Germany was entirely too easy compared to this area of the world.  Germany I've pulled 2 in one night...go get one at 11pm, take her home, send her home (important step, don't forget!), go back to the club at 3 and pick up the rif-raff and pull one for the rest of the weekend.
Sounds like Germany is fun... 
Mystline
Banned
+38|5613|United States

UUD40 wrote:

Laura wrote:

What's Porn?
This is porn
ban tbh
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|6042|CH/BR - in UK

Turquoise wrote:

GorillaTicTacs wrote:

Germany was entirely too easy compared to this area of the world.  Germany I've pulled 2 in one night...go get one at 11pm, take her home, send her home (important step, don't forget!), go back to the club at 3 and pick up the rif-raff and pull one for the rest of the weekend.
Sounds like Germany is fun... 
Damn... I was in the wrong places. Either that, or I really suck with girls ^^
Switzerland is tough... As for the UK - depends what you're aiming at.

-konfusion
imortal
Member
+240|6157|Austin, TX

Turquoise wrote:

GorillaTicTacs wrote:

Germany was entirely too easy compared to this area of the world.  Germany I've pulled 2 in one night...go get one at 11pm, take her home, send her home (important step, don't forget!), go back to the club at 3 and pick up the rif-raff and pull one for the rest of the weekend.
Sounds like Germany is fun... 
Germany was a lot of fun.  I have very fond memories of my years there (well, the years I actually spent in Germany, as opposed to Bosnia).
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|5898|North Carolina

imortal wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

GorillaTicTacs wrote:

Germany was entirely too easy compared to this area of the world.  Germany I've pulled 2 in one night...go get one at 11pm, take her home, send her home (important step, don't forget!), go back to the club at 3 and pick up the rif-raff and pull one for the rest of the weekend.
Sounds like Germany is fun... 
Germany was a lot of fun.  I have very fond memories of my years there (well, the years I actually spent in Germany, as opposed to Bosnia).
If I ever make it out to Germany, it will be for the alcohol and the sightseeing, but I guess I should add women to the list as well...  lol
GorillaTicTacs
Member
+231|5866|Kyiv, Ukraine

konfusion wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

GorillaTicTacs wrote:

Germany was entirely too easy compared to this area of the world.  Germany I've pulled 2 in one night...go get one at 11pm, take her home, send her home (important step, don't forget!), go back to the club at 3 and pick up the rif-raff and pull one for the rest of the weekend.
Sounds like Germany is fun... 
Damn... I was in the wrong places. Either that, or I really suck with girls ^^
Switzerland is tough... As for the UK - depends what you're aiming at.

-konfusion
Germans have a lot of jokes and quips about the Swiss reputation for being very "cold" people as a general rule (and making fun of their goofy accents in German at the same time).  The few Swiss I've known were very up-tight and conservative when it came to more "crass" body issues.

The trick with German girls is to make sure they leave your house...if you're not careful they'll stay, buy you breakfast, try to pay your bills, and then within days you realize half the shit in your bathroom is hers, your clothes are more organized to make space for hers, and somehow she's quietly moved in completely after a month.  Meanwhile, all you can think about is trying to remove the bedsheet from your ass after her latest "job".  If her parents show up to your house for a visit after 3 weeks, you know you've been had.
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6202|Charlie One Alpha

Turquoise wrote:

I'm going to have to repeat what I've said in another thread.

The 3 biggest consumers of porn per capita are...

1. Korea
2. Japan
3. USA

What do we all have in common? hangups about sex

IF we were more like Europe about sex, we'd be getting more sex and looking at porn less.  It's all a matter of openness and being comfortable with your natural desires.
I think your image of Europe is a bit skewed... it's not like we're fucking eachother on the streets here. Actually there's plenty of people who don't bang around outside of relationships at all. I still don't understand where you get the "Euro girls are easy" idea.

EDIT: oops. Necromancy. Sorry guys.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2008-09-17 04:00:53)

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JahManRed
wank
+646|6120|IRELAND

Turquoise wrote:

I'm going to have to repeat what I've said in another thread.

The 3 biggest consumers of porn per capita are...

1. Korea
2. Japan
3. USA

What do we all have in common? hangups about sex

IF we were more like Europe about sex, we'd be getting more sex and looking at porn less.  It's all a matter of openness and being comfortable with your natural desires.
Your probably basing your Europe sex conclusions on The Netherlands and Germany. The rest of Europe is prudish. The Eastern European countries and catholic and like Ireland have many hangups.
You say Americans have hangups, I was surprised how forward and liberated with regards to sex, American women are when I was there.

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