Surgeons
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I'm gonna post up some lateral thinking puzzles, I'll do five for now, more later, feel free to share your own, karma to whoever gets the right answer.

1 - Jenny works in a greengrocers. She only weighed 6 pounds when she was born, but now, aged 18, she is 5 foot 10 inches tall and her measurements are 38-24-36. What does she weigh? Solved by Scorpion - Fruit and veg (Her job)

2 - How many famous men and women have been born in New Orleans? Solved by bennisboiz - None, they weren't famous when they were born

3 - If you buy 5 pounds of apples, averaging three to the pound, how many apples can you put into an empty paper bag, which will only carry 2 and a third pounds without bursting? Solved by Liquidat0r - One, if there is one in it, it isn't empty

4 - Mount Everest was first climbed in 1953, although it's location and height had been recorded long before that, in 1841. What was the highest mountain before that? Solved by mek - The height of mount Everest never changed

5 - Two of the nearest stars to the Earth are Sirius, 8.7 light years away and Wolf, 7.7 light years away. Sirius is moving towards us at 8km per second and Wolf is moving away at 13km per second. When Wolf has travelled one light year what will be the nearest star to the Earth? Solved by Scorpion - The Sun

6 - If you multiply 2 by itself a thousand times, what will you get? Solved by Liquidat0r - No matter how many times you do the sum, 2*2 is always equal to 4

7 - What will you find in the centre of Paris that you won't find in London or Milan? Solved by Scorpion - The letter R

8 - What form of transport has eight wheels but only carries one passenger? Solved by Liquidat0r - Roller Skates/Blades

9 - Who played for both England and France on the same afternoon at Wembley Stadium? Solved by Scorpion - The band playing the national anthem

10 - Most English words are quite short, although words of 15 letters or more aren't impossible. What is the longest word in the English language? Solved by Alone+EasyTarget - The longest word in the phrase "The English language" is language

11 - Old coins are usually worth a lot more than their face value, but why are 1989 cents worth almost twenty dollars? Solved by Liquidat0r - 1989 cents = $19.89

12 - If it takes three minutes to boil one egg in a 2-litre saucepan of salted water, how long will it take to boil three eggs in the saucepan? Solved by Alone+EasyTarget - 3 Minutes, the saucepan can fit all three eggs.

13 - How many new uncreased US $10 bills measuring 5 inches by 2 inches, could you fit without any overlap between pages 33 and 34 of a hardback book measuring 10 inches by 6 inches? Solved by Scorpion - None, pages 33 and 34 are always on the same leaf in hardback books

14 - There are four pairs of blue socks and three pairs of red socks in a drawer. in the dark, how many socks must you take out of the drawer to be sure of getting a matching pair? Solved by Scorpion - 3, if the first two you pull out don't match, the third must

15 - If there were eight crows, on a wall near a sheep pen, and the farmer shot one, how many crows would be left? Solved by Scorpion - One, the dead one

16 - The number of bacteria in a large sealed jar doubles every minute. An hour after the first bacterium was placed inside the jar and sealed in, the jar was full, when was it half full? Solved by Bennisboiz - 59 Minutes

17 - A triangle has three sides, a rectangle has four, a hexagon has six, and so on. How many sides has a circle? Solved by 1927 - 2, Inside and Outside

18 - "Two's company and three's a crowd". What are four and five? Solved by 1927 - 4+5 = 9

19 - Why are so many famous artists Dutch? Solved by ig - Because they were born in Holland

20 - What game begins with a T, has four letters in its name, and is played all over the world? Solved by Liquidat0r - Golf

21 - A woman was born in the Summer of 40BC, and died two months after her 60th birthday. What year did she die in? Solved by Funky_Finny - 21 Ad, there is no 0BC

22 - Elephants are rarer than they used to be, but they have something to help them survive that no other animal has. What? Solved by Adams_blowjob - baby Elephants

23 - if a tree produces an average of 52 nuts per branch, how many acorns would you expect to find on a gnarled but nevertheless healthy 100 year old beech tree, with 39 fully grown branches? Solved by Liquidat0r - Beech trees don't have nuts

24 - How many letters are there in the alphabet? Solved by Haffeysucks - 11

25 - Even if we never win the Olympics, or get in the Guiness Book of Records, there is one record that each of us holds at one point in our lives; what is it? Solved by Adams_blowjob - Youngest person alive

26 - Even if every one of these animals were to be destroyed, they would still not be extinct, but would reappear within a few months. What are they? Solved by Jusice - Mules, If you kill all Mules, the Donkeys and Horses will mate to make new ones

27 - Knowing how fragile eggs are; do you think it would be possible to drop an uncooked egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Solved by FlemisHCmaniac - Eggs can't crack concrete floors

28 - What is the difference between an old, crumpled and slightly torn ten dollar bill and a new one? Solved by Haffeysucks - 9$

29 - Which would burn longer, a short fat blue candle, or a long thin spirally yellow one? Solved by Liquidat0r - Candles burn shorter not longer

30 - Which of the states in the USA is round at both ends and high in the middle? Solved by Liquidat0r - Ohio

31 - How can you combine eight eights to make 1000? Solved by Liquidat0r - 8+88+888+8888=1000

32 - Is there anything from which you can take away the whole and still have some left? Solved by Justice - Wholesome

33 - How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think nothing was wrong with it at all - and in fact nothing is wrong, it's just distinctly odd. Go to work and try your skill! Solved by Liquidat0r and Jennifer - There are no E's, the most used letter of the English alphabet

34 - There is a short story which describes the end of Time and its reversal, with people living backwards from the grave to the cradle. Other than in fiction where would August come before July? Solved by Liquidat0r - In a dictionary (alphabetical order)

35 - In what sport do all players except one move backwards? Solved by Jennifer - Rowing

36 - If the average eskimo eats 10 walruses in a lifetime, and one walrus is equivalent to five and a half penguins, how many penguins would he eat if he couldn't get walruses? Solved by Miggle - Penguins live at a different pole to eskimos

37 - A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. The only thing he has in his possessions are a flint, a can of lighter fuel, a penknife and a packet of cigarettes. How could he make a cigarette lighter? Solved by Justice - Take some tobacco out

38 - In general, the older a coin is, the greater its value. Which would be worth more, a British silver penny with the date 1453, or a Greek silver obol with the date 453 BC? - I want the reason too you berkshires Solved by Miggle - BC wasn't invented till after Christ

39 - What is as big as a hippopotamus, the same shape as a hippopotamus, but weighs a lot less than a hippopotamus? Solved by Liquidat0r - Its shadow

40 - After passing her driving test, Sally was on her way home, feeling very pleased with herself and not really concentrating on where she was going. She went straight over a zebra crossing and the wrong way up a one-way street. Her driving instructor and a passing policeman saw her, but didn't bat an eyelid. Why? Solved by Liquidat0r - She was walking

Scorpion - 7
Liquidat0r - 12.5
Mek - 1
Bennisboiz - 2
Alone+EasyTarget - 2
1927 - 2
Adams_blowjob - 2
Funky_Finny - 1
Haffeysucks - 2
FlemisHCmaniac - 1
Justice - 3
ig - 1
Jennifer - 1.5
Miggle - 2

Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-05-07 08:03:24)

Scorpion0x17
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1. Fruit and Veg.
2. Does New Orleans not have a maternity hospital?
3. 2 and a third pounds of.
4. How far back in history do you want to go? there probably was a point at which Everest wasn't the highest mountain.
5. The Sun.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2008-05-06 07:52:47)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
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her measurements are 38-24-36.
wtf does that mean

fucking surgeons wrote:

2 - How many famous men and women have been born in New Orleans?
who cares the place is underwater

faggot wrote:

3 - If you buy 5 pounds of apples, averaging three to the pound, how many apples can you put into an empty paper bag, which will only carry 2 and a third pounds without bursting?
3*2.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 etc.. = wat

4 - Mount Everest was first climbed in 1953, although it's location and height had been recorded long before that, in 1841. What was the highest mountain before that?
Humans have known about Everest since we existed. Jerk.

bitch wrote:

5 - Two of the nearest stars to the Earth are Sirius, 8.7 light years away and Wolf, 7.7 light years away. Sirius is moving towards us at 8km per second and Wolf is moving away at 13km per second. When Wolf has travelled one light year what will be the nearest star to the Earth?
cba - I've done my fucking astrophysics and I don't wanna do it again. So fuck you, surgeons. Oh right, The Sun. Well the question implies that you're talking about the aforementioned stars and none other. So fuck off.

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-05-06 07:54:18)

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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Scorpion0x17 wrote:

1. Fruit and Veg.
5. The Sun.

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

4 - Mount Everest was first climbed in 1953, although it's location and height had been recorded long before that, in 1841. What was the highest mountain before that?
Humans have known about Everest since we existed. Jerk.
Correct

Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-05-06 07:54:47)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
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The Sheriff wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

1. Fruit and Veg.
5. The Sun.

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

4 - Mount Everest was first climbed in 1953, although it's location and height had been recorded long before that, in 1841. What was the highest mountain before that?
Humans have known about Everest since we existed. Jerk.
Correct
Hey surgeons..............i still don't like you
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I would answer them but Scorpion seems to have done that in the way I would.

Try these on your mate/s (depending on how popular you are)

Get them to spell S.I.L.K (without the dots) quickly ask them, "What do cows drink"?   (The correct answer is water but I bet they say milk)


What do you put in a toaster? (50% say "Toast" maybe more)
Scorpion0x17
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The Sheriff wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

1. Fruit and Veg.
5. The Sun.

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

4 - Mount Everest was first climbed in 1953, although it's location and height had been recorded long before that, in 1841. What was the highest mountain before that?
Humans have known about Everest since we existed. Jerk.
Correct
The answer to 3 must be 2 then?

And, Everest was probably the highest mountain before we existed too (I'm not hot on geological-history) and almost certainly wasn't always the highest mountain - it hasn't existed for ever.
liquidat0r
wtf.
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The Sheriff wrote:

3 - If you buy 5 pounds of apples, averaging three to the pound, how many apples can you put into an empty paper bag, which will only carry 2 and a third pounds without bursting?
One, once you've put one in the bag is no longer empty. Or none at all, depending on how you look at it ...
Surgeons
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liquidat0r wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

3 - If you buy 5 pounds of apples, averaging three to the pound, how many apples can you put into an empty paper bag, which will only carry 2 and a third pounds without bursting?
One, once you've put one in the bag is no longer empty. Or none at all, depending on how you look at it ...

liquidat0r wrote:

6: 4, no matter how many times you do the sum "2 x 2", you'll still only get 4.

8: Rollerblades/skates ?
Ding ding ding

Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-05-06 08:02:30)

liquidat0r
wtf.
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6: 4, no matter how many times you do the sum "2 x 2", you'll still only get 4.

8: Rollerblades/skates ?
Scorpion0x17
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The Sheriff wrote:

6 - If you multiply 2 by itself a thousand times, what will you get?

7 - What will you find in the centre of Paris that you won't find in London or Milan?

8 - What form of transport has eight wheels but only carries one passenger?

9 - Who played for both England and France on the same afternoon at Wembley Stadium?

10 - Most English words are quite short, although words of 15 letters or more aren't impossible. What is the longest word in the English language.
6. 2999
7. R.
8. Rollerskates.
9. The band (or what/whoever played the national anthems).
10. Incorrect, 'what' is not the longest word in the English Language.
Scorpion0x17
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liquidat0r wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

3 - If you buy 5 pounds of apples, averaging three to the pound, how many apples can you put into an empty paper bag, which will only carry 2 and a third pounds without bursting?
One, once you've put one in the bag is no longer empty. Or none at all, depending on how you look at it ...
Not if you put them all in at the same time.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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Scorpion0x17 wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

6 - If you multiply 2 by itself a thousand times, what will you get?

7 - What will you find in the centre of Paris that you won't find in London or Milan?

8 - What form of transport has eight wheels but only carries one passenger?

9 - Who played for both England and France on the same afternoon at Wembley Stadium?

10 - Most English words are quite short, although words of 15 letters or more aren't impossible. What is the longest word in the English language.
7. R.
9. The band (or what/whoever played the national anthems).
10. Incorrect, 'what' is not the longest word in the English Language.
7 and 9 are correct.

For number 10, it should be a question mark at the end of the puzzle, my bad.
Mekstizzle
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6 - If you multiply 2 by itself a thousand times, what will you get?

a number THERE IS THAT THE SHITTY ANSWERS YOU WANT?

7 - What will you find in the centre of Paris that you won't find in London or Milan?

French people (they're not allowed in London or Milan)

8 - What form of transport has eight wheels but only carries one passenger?

That F1 car No wait that was six wheels, I don't know. A fucking horse?

9 - Who played for both England and France on the same afternoon at Wembley Stadium?

The ref? Yh right, refs are always biased

10 - Most English words are quite short, although words of 15 letters or more aren't impossible. What is the longest word in the English language.

Your Mum
Scorpion0x17
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liquidat0r wrote:

6: 4, no matter how many times you do the sum "2 x 2", you'll still only get 4.
That's not what the question asks. It would need a extra comma for it to be the question that is an answer to.
liquidat0r
wtf.
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The Sheriff wrote:

10 - Most English words are quite short, although words of 15 letters or more aren't impossible. What is the longest word in the English language.
A lightyear? That's pretty long.

Or is Scorpion correct?
bennisboy
Member
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2. None, they weren't famous when they were born
7. the letter R
8. Roller skates
9. A musician
10. No it isn't
Surgeons
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bennisboy wrote:

2. None, they weren't famous when they were born
Good job Bennisboiz.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7074|UK

The Sheriff wrote:

2 - How many famous men and women have been born in New Orleans?
Men and women aren't born? Babies are born, not men and women.

Maybe ...

Edit: Meh, wrong and late.

Last edited by liquidat0r (2008-05-06 08:08:13)

Scorpion0x17
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2 - None. They were neither famous, nor 'men'/'woman' (as opposed to 'boy'/'girl') when they were born.

Edit: GRRR. Also late.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2008-05-06 08:09:12)

Surgeons
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More coming up now.
Mekstizzle
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I still think N'Orleans is a shithole
bennisboy
Member
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10. No "what" isn't the longest word in the english language
theDude5B
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10. smiles is the longest word in the English language, because there is a mile between the first and last letter
Mekstizzle
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bennisboy wrote:

10. No "what" isn't the longest word in the english language
Yes it is.

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