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scottomus0 wrote:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will

have a bad life!!!



&while i'm at it.


Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by

the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE

RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!

Repost this as a guy's first timez

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Oh fucking nossssssssssssss!!!

scottomus0 wrote:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

































and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a






























big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
























after dinner, she would like to go out and make love




















for the first time.
























* * * * * * * * *









Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex


















before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get





























some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and





























the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.































He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and































sex.

















* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family






















pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *























That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm




















so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *





















The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table




























where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
































offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *


















Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the






















boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *


























If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will

have a bad life!!!



&while i'm at it.


Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by





























the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE


SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX















RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!

Repost this as a guy's first timez
















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Oh fucking nossssssssssssss!!!

LT.Victim wrote:

Fucking Chain Letters..


If you EVER forward one of these, you deserve to die.

lavadisk wrote:

This is for information purposes. And the reason why I hate forwarding messages.

scottomus0 wrote:

Blablabla

HAY GUYZ.