GhostStalker0
I like pie
+29|6665|San Diego, CA

FFLink13 wrote:

omg, i have loads from the film Serenity:

Wash: "Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"

Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."


Mal: (kneeling at altar, in disguise) "Dear Buddha: please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket-"

Inara: "Mal, what are you doing here?!"

Mal: "Well, you invited me."

Inara: "I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!"

Mal: "Well that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?"


Jayne: "Oh yeah, hidin' up the Shepherd's skirts, that's a manful scheme."

Mal: "You wanna run this ship?!"

Jayne: "Yes!"

Mal: "Well y-...you can't!"


Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind...watch how I soar."

Mal: (watching battle around them in grim satisfaction) "Chickens come home to roost."

Wash: (flying debris glances off ship's hull, rattling everyone) "It's okay...I-I'm a leaf on the wind."


Simon: "My one regret in all of this, is never being with you."

Kaylee: "With me? You mean to say...sex?"

Simon: "I mean to say."

Kaylee: "Hell with this...I'm gonna live!"

I love that film...
Hahaha! Great film! Here are some more quotes I like from it.

*metal screech*
Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Wash: It did seem to resemble....
Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall of my gorramn ship for no apparent reason?
Wash: Looks like.....

Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly that similar. 

Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely.

Mal: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, this ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
Zoë: What? And risk my ship?
Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.

Last edited by GhostStalker0 (2006-08-23 16:32:11)

Bjorn_Again
Member
+13|6787|Bonny Scotland
Fight Club:
Tyler Durden"you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake"
Cowbell_Kevin
Member
+8|6731
Bodie: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, you'd better! And he said, or what? And I said, or else you're gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it.
Professor Hathaway: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

"Up the voltage" - Real Genius

also from Real Genius...

Chris Knight: Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.

This also describes many of the people I see posting here.
PFCStenzel
Check your AA alarm...
+82|6981|Idaho, USA / Age 30

gburndred wrote:

"Liscense and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER"
How about this -

Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...

[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|6832|Ohio
Sorry Colonel Sanders! Coach Kline said i could! Coach Kline said i could!
PFCStenzel
Check your AA alarm...
+82|6981|Idaho, USA / Age 30
"Whats the matter Colonel Sanders????   Chicken??
PFCStenzel
Check your AA alarm...
+82|6981|Idaho, USA / Age 30
This has to be the best line ever -

Colonel Sandurz: Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6764|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Mine is a classic...wich dont come from a film but from a poorly translated video game..

Zero wing.

Cats: All your base are belong to us.

You prolly all know about it
FecalSpray
Member
+1|6823
"That's right. I've killed women and children.  I've killed just about everything thats walked or crawled at one time or another and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned."   Unforgiven

or

"You just shot an unarmed man"

"Well he should of armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend"
jonnykill
The Microwave Man
+235|6867
I don't really have a movie quote but I was stopped at a red light . Some fat black chic was walking down the street on the sidewalk . A guy on a bicycle flies past her real fast from behind and she got startled - jumped back holding her heart . Then she blurts out " I hate bicycles , and da muther fuckah's dat ride'em ! " . The pitch of her voice , the extreme tone of voice was too much to handle . I literally laughed out loud - a big cackle . She turned and smiled . Was so fucking funny I'll never forget it
genius_man16
Platinum Star whore
+365|6865|Middle of nowhere

joemah wrote:

"get these mother fucking snakes, off this mother fucking plane."
Diogenese
Philosopher King
+16|6782|New York State, USA
Anything from the Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, Evil Dead 1,2,or 3, (anything Bruce Campbell ever said for that matter) Hannibal Lechter, Monty Python, and Full Metal Jacket.  Although R. Lee Eramy "Gunney" is only quoteable in certain company.  But a few favorites:
As Good As It Gets," Why don't you go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
They Live, W/ Rowdy Roddy piper, "I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
True Romance, "Do I look like a beautiful blonde w/ big tits and an ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream?  What? Do I look like a beautiful blonde w/ big tits and an ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream?  No. Than why are you trying to f--k me?"
True Romance, "So if I go out on a limb and tell you that I love you back, and your lying to me, I'm gonna f--kin' die"
Aliens, "I don't know if you guys are up to date on current events, but we just got our asses kicked!"
Silence of the lambs, "Would you f--k me?  I'd f--k me."
Forest Gump, "She tastes like cigarettes." Said w/ gumpy drawl
Young Guns, "Regulators... Mount up!" & " They can't see us asshole, we're in the spirit world." said w/ a fat lipper of chew drawl.

If I think of more I'll Edit.
Oh and...

Last edited by Diogenese (2006-08-24 11:52:24)

Bucephale
Member
+5|6835|yes, Canada
This one is easy to find...
" Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam"...That's what i tought of the subject...
This one a little bit more complicated...
"Atmosphère, atmosphère... Est-ce que j'ai une gueule d'atmosphère?" Got to love old french classic...
Diogenese
Philosopher King
+16|6782|New York State, USA

jonnykill wrote:

I don't really have a movie quote but I was stopped at a red light . Some fat black chic was walking down the street on the sidewalk . A guy on a bicycle flies past her real fast from behind and she got startled - jumped back holding her heart . Then she blurts out " I hate bicycles , and da muther fuckah's dat ride'em ! " . The pitch of her voice , the extreme tone of voice was too much to handle . I literally laughed out loud - a big cackle . She turned and smiled . Was so fucking funny I'll never forget it
That is hillarious! Hahahahaha   " I hate bicycles , and da muther fuckah's dat ride'em ! " Hahahahaha
+1 to you

Last edited by Diogenese (2006-08-22 20:42:56)

Diogenese
Philosopher King
+16|6782|New York State, USA

Marconius wrote:

Pfft...
"My god...it's full of stars!"  Dave Bowman from 2001: a space odyssey

or

"Here's lookin at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca
How old are you for christs sake? Casablanca?  Great movie, but WOW!
Navyholdi99
Member
+4|6672|Virginia Beach, VA
My fav is the scene from Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.

Nothing like rattling that sucker off to get things going!
Darky
Hi..
+71|6749|Here.

JE3146 wrote:

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"
"Fuck!.. Ass!"


The bar tender is awesome.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6878|Devon, England

GhostStalker0 wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

omg, i have loads from the film Serenity:

Wash: "Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"

Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."


Mal: (kneeling at altar, in disguise) "Dear Buddha: please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket-"

Inara: "Mal, what are you doing here?!"

Mal: "Well, you invited me."

Inara: "I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!"

Mal: "Well that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?"


Jayne: "Oh yeah, hidin' up the Shepherd's skirts, that's a manful scheme."

Mal: "You wanna run this ship?!"

Jayne: "Yes!"

Mal: "Well y-...you can't!"


Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind...watch how I soar."

Mal: (watching battle around them in grim satisfaction) "Chickens come home to roost."

Wash: (flying debris glances off ship's hull, rattling everyone) "It's okay...I-I'm a leaf on the wind."


Simon: "My one regret in all of this, is never being with you."

Kaylee: "With me? You mean to say...sex?"

Simon: "I mean to say."

Kaylee: "Hell with this...I'm gonna live!"

I love that film...
Hahaha! Great film! Here are some more quotes I like from it.

*metal screech*
Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Wash: It did seem to resemble....
Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall of my ship for no gorramn reason?
Wash: Looks like.....

Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly that similar. 

Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely.

Mal: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, this ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
Zoë: What? And risk my ship?
Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.
well i have to add more now:

Simon: "Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, you drop to the floor and run away." (stage whispers) "It's okay to leave them to die."


Mal: "Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."


Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (sees Mal's gun pointed at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!"


Mal: "Kaylee, this is a place of business. We can talk about Simon-"

Kaylee: "When he's four worlds away? Or the Alliance gets ahold of him and River?"

Mal: "That ain't my worry. I gotta finish this job, get us another one. Can't do that carryin' those two."

Kaylee: "How can you be so cold?"

Zoe: "Cap'n didn't make them fugitives."

Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."


Operative: "Do you know what your sin is?"

Mal: "Aw hell. I'm a fan of all seven."
iPoon.be
Internet Poon
+145|6716|Belgium
"There is no spoon."

- Da Matricks
-[Silver.Inc*
BF2s AU Server Admin
+315|6768|Melbourne, Australia.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

King Arthur: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Heaps more...the rest are too long to post ...love the movie!
GhostStalker0
I like pie
+29|6665|San Diego, CA

FFLink13 wrote:

GhostStalker0 wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

omg, i have loads from the film Serenity:

Wash: "Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"

Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."


Mal: (kneeling at altar, in disguise) "Dear Buddha: please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket-"

Inara: "Mal, what are you doing here?!"

Mal: "Well, you invited me."

Inara: "I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!"

Mal: "Well that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?"


Jayne: "Oh yeah, hidin' up the Shepherd's skirts, that's a manful scheme."

Mal: "You wanna run this ship?!"

Jayne: "Yes!"

Mal: "Well y-...you can't!"


Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind...watch how I soar."

Mal: (watching battle around them in grim satisfaction) "Chickens come home to roost."

Wash: (flying debris glances off ship's hull, rattling everyone) "It's okay...I-I'm a leaf on the wind."


Simon: "My one regret in all of this, is never being with you."

Kaylee: "With me? You mean to say...sex?"

Simon: "I mean to say."

Kaylee: "Hell with this...I'm gonna live!"

I love that film...
Hahaha! Great film! Here are some more quotes I like from it.

*metal screech*
Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Wash: It did seem to resemble....
Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall of my ship for no gorramn reason?
Wash: Looks like.....

Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly that similar. 

Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely.

Mal: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, this ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
Zoë: What? And risk my ship?
Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.
well i have to add more now:

Simon: "Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, you drop to the floor and run away." (stage whispers) "It's okay to leave them to die."


Mal: "Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."


Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (sees Mal's gun pointed at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!"


Mal: "Kaylee, this is a place of business. We can talk about Simon-"

Kaylee: "When he's four worlds away? Or the Alliance gets ahold of him and River?"

Mal: "That ain't my worry. I gotta finish this job, get us another one. Can't do that carryin' those two."

Kaylee: "How can you be so cold?"

Zoe: "Cap'n didn't make them fugitives."

Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."


Operative: "Do you know what your sin is?"

Mal: "Aw hell. I'm a fan of all seven."
The Operative: And are you willing to die for that belief?
Mal: ...I am.
[pause]
Mal: [whips out a gun and shoots at Operative several times]
Mal: [Turning away] 'Course, it ain't exactly Plan A...

Simon: Safeword. The people who helped me break River out - they had intel that River and the other subjects were being embedded with behavioral conditioning. They taught me a safeword, in case... something happened.
Kaylee: Not sure I get it.
Simon A phrase that's encoded in her brain, that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words, "Eta...
Jayne: Well don't say it!
Zoë: It only works on her, Jayne.
Jayne: Oh... Well, now I know that.

And the last line:
*piece of the ship falls off*
Mal: What was that?
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6878|Devon, England

GhostStalker0 wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Lots of quotes
even more quotes
i reckon the series should count as movies from now on:

Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"


Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."


Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "

Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"

Mal: "Politely."


Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?"
Mal: "I'm standing right here."
Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud."
Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."

il let you do the next episode
']['error
Banned
+630|6831|The Netherlands
"i like cheese"
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6655
In The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly when a bounty hunter is stalking Tuco, the bounty hunter gives a cliche speach and in the middle of it Tuco pulls out his revolver and shoots him; saying "If you got to shoot then shoot don't talk about it."
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|6718|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
Full Metal Jacket '' You know why I can kill so many wimen and children.. Because they can't run so fast''

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