MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio
So I was on Wake early this morning and got this 10 year old 181 points (stats are wrong) in the Cobra. Oh god, he was so excited his parents prolly had to come in a few times and beat him sensless. At first I thought it was a hyper British woman with a fucked up mic but mid way through i asked his age. Throughout the round he kept saying everything in double: "76 kills and 3 deaths, 76 kills and THREE deaths!!!!", "I got my Helicopter Service Ribbon, the Helicopter SERVICE Ribbon!!", and a bunch of random stuff like "I need pickup NOW I'm getting a mite bored here" (when I dropped him off to recap the Beach while I rearmed at the US-capped Airfield). He started squealing and woo-hooing when he saw me coming back for him. Half the time I couldn't hear what he was saying but there were several "lol" comments typed in Squad Chat throughout the game by the other players.

Anyway, I tried to push him to 200 the last few moments when I realized his score but silly me I got FAV'd the last 30 sec of the game. We had the enemy contained to the North Village and Base for the majority of the game so it was like shooting ducks. The next round I let the kid fly the PLA chopper and he was doing pretty good. "Can I fly? I'm an expert pilot, I'm an EXPERT PILOT!!" (better than most pilots/gunners IMO). I don't even know what my score was, I wasn't paying attention. The round ended with 4 deaths (1 crash, 1 tank round, and 2 FAVs ). I exposed myself to a lot of shit so he could get kills. The kid ended with 181 points but I don't know why his streak is still showing 42. I know he had at least 76 because I checked the stat page after the previously mentioned spazz-a-thon. I held back and only snuck in a kill here and there and took out a few tanks he missed with the TV. Hell, he even took out a few choppers with the TV.

Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-07-27 19:16:13)

MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio
Oh come on, no one else had a feel good moment for the whole family spring blockbuster romantic comedy of the year moment?
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|7114|Wigan. Manchester. England.
nice fella
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7136| United States of America
i decided not to give people purple hearts today. the end
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|7096|Atlanta, Georgia, USA
I dont get it, but gg on the story I guess.
Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio

Des.Kmal wrote:

I dont get it, but gg on the story I guess.
Beh, I think it sorta clears my conscious of killing a 0-15 guy or a noob pilot. Sometimes feel sorry for people who are getting owned and pass them by when I'm in armor etc...
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

MorbidFetus wrote:

Des.Kmal wrote:

I dont get it, but gg on the story I guess.
Beh, I think it sorta clears my conscious of killing a 0-15 guy or a noob pilot. Sometimes feel sorry for people who are getting owned and pass them by when I'm in armor etc...
dont feel bad when you see someone getting owned by me.. just pass on by.. that way.. we all win.. you get to keep your armor.. i get my kills.. and he gets a shiny purple heart

Last edited by spawnofthemist (2006-07-27 19:09:36)

MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio

spawnofthemist wrote:

dont feel bad when you see someone getting owned by me.. just pass on by.. that way.. we all win.. you get to keep your armor.. i get my kills.. and he gets a shiny purple heart
There's a special place in gamer's hell for people like you....
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

MorbidFetus wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

dont feel bad when you see someone getting owned by me.. just pass on by.. that way.. we all win.. you get to keep your armor.. i get my kills.. and he gets a shiny purple heart
There's a special place in gamer's hell for people like you....
i prefer to call it a reserved slot.
RD_The_Dog
Member
+87|7014
Nicely written.....i laughed while reading.  The only experience i have with 10 year olds in choppers is "im a VERY good gunner, ill gun for you!" and then they shoot tanks with the chain gun.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio

spawnofthemist wrote:

i prefer to call it a reserved slot.
It's prolly somthing like you're gonna be Star Jone's car seat and she's gonna continously drive back and forth from Payless Shoes to McDonald's in the middle of the summer with the windows rolled up and no a/c.

RD_The_Dog wrote:

Nicely written.....i laughed while reading.  The only experience i have with 10 year olds in choppers is "im a VERY good gunner, ill gun for you!" and then they shoot tanks with the chain gun.
I tried to find that thread about the guy who let's his 7 year old kid play to post this in but search and show all posts were wack!!

Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-07-27 19:21:37)

spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

MorbidFetus wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

i prefer to call it a reserved slot.
It's prolly somthing like you're gonna be Star Jone's car seat and she's gonna continously drive back and forth from Payless Shoes to McDonald's in the middle of the summer with the windows rolled up and no a/c.
if i was from Ohio, or any U.S. state for that matter, that would make sense to me.

As it stands, i understood McDonald's and summer.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio
Ah, I didn't see that you are a Scotty.

She's just a really fat fat woman.

Who did Payless Shoes commercials.








Forget it.....
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
sounds... very disturbing...

much like still being awake drinking peach and lime daquirés at 3.42am.

i cant help it though.. they're so nice..

Last edited by spawnofthemist (2006-07-27 19:42:57)

polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7266|Singapore

Pfft.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio

spawnofthemist wrote:

sounds... very disturbing...

much like still being awake drinking peach and lime daquiries at 3.42am.

i cant help it though.. they're so nice..
Do you drive a Miata?

polarbearz wrote:

Pfft.
Was that a fart or a queef?

Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-07-27 19:44:08)

spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
nah.. i drive a Range Rover 2006 Sport..

i just like gay drinks.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio

spawnofthemist wrote:

nah.. i drive a Range Rover 2006 Sport..

i just like gay drinks.
I feel vindicated you got the gay car joke.

Further proof that the Mazda Miata is gay on wheels.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7108|Washington, DC

Here's a good story:

mourning_w00d5 joined my squad
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

Here's a good story:

mourning_w00d5 joined my squad
lies.

i want fraps evidence. and the chance to statpad him as the DivineGodSquad
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7029|Ohio
I just went todouble check someone I played against recently (rectaljuice?) and came across some oddly funny ones.

http://bf2s.com/find.php?pid=rectal

Rectal_Breadcrumbs wtf?!?
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
Rectal_Gravy

i want that name as my worst enemy. right now.
Lazzars
Member
+4|7125

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

Here's a good story:

mourning_w00d5 joined my squad
lol, i'd love to see him join my squad on karkand

it would be just too funny

or manybe dalian on the other team to shoot down his BH
PFCStenzel
Check your AA alarm...
+82|7272|Idaho, USA / Age 30

spawnofthemist wrote:

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

Here's a good story:

mourning_w00d5 joined my squad
lies.

i want fraps evidence. and the chance to statpad him as the DivineGodSquad
Dude there is a video on metacafe with that kid and oh my gosh it is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen.  I will find the link and post it.   LOL
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7119|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
seen it.

seen them both.

i'm gonna do it.

and i'll provide the evidence.

you wait.

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