because I tried to kill her in my sleep. I had a dream I was Rambo or something and was up in a guard tower waiting for a helicopter to take off. Plan was to throw a grappling hook at it and bring it down. Well, first I had to take the guard out so I jumped on his back, wrestled him to the ground and clamped down on him brazilian jujitsu style. Was reaching up to grab his collar and choke him out when my gf screamed and I wake up to her crying because I had wrapped my legs around hers and was squeezing the **** out of her.
Yeah. I'm in the doghouse.
Yeah. I'm in the doghouse.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat