Polar bear mauls woman who jumped into pen

2009-04-12 11:22:50

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7073

A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

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2009-04-12 11:26:40

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ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7077

That photo is fucking awesome.

2009-04-12 11:27:03

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Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5976|paris

Stupid woman.

2009-04-12 11:31:57

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menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6874|Amsterdam‫

is this some wet t-shirt contest?

https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/menzo2003/fredbf2.png

2009-04-12 11:32:15

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Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6625|Winland

What.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-04-12 11:32:19

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Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7060

This is sooo relevant.

2009-04-12 11:35:44

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Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

Polar bears look cute when they get blood all over them

aww.....someone's gonna need a towel and some soap

2009-04-12 11:37:32

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..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7077

dumb women deserves maul rape

2009-04-12 11:38:16

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7073

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
dumb women deserves maul rape

she is getting raped alright but by a bear

2009-04-12 11:40:41

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Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

Haha, watch the video in the CNN article

2009-04-12 11:42:08

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7073

Video

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2009-04-12 11:42:44

#12

Ioan92: Member; +337|6150

inb4 that pic becomes a motivational.

2009-04-12 11:44:25

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..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7077

blademaster wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
dumb women deserves maul rape
she is getting raped alright but by a bear

shotgun anus

but srsly, she's retarded. Polar bears are like the deadliest most blood thirsty animals in the world.

https://ameliamcmanus.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/cute-polarbear-cub-sittingonsnow1.jpg

Behind this cute little thing is an arctic version of Ted Bundy. RAWR

and no, before anyone asks, we don't have polar bears in oslo.

2009-04-12 11:45:24

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7073

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
blademaster wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
dumb women deserves maul rape
she is getting raped alright but by a bear
shotgun anus

but srsly, she's retarded. Polar bears are like the deadliest most blood thirsty animals in the world.

http://ameliamcmanus.files.wordpress.co … nsnow1.jpg
Behind this cute little thing is an arctic version of Ted Bundy. RAWR

and no, before anyone asks, we don't have polar bears in oslo.

but but its soooo cute and cuddly hahaha

2009-04-12 11:46:22

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..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7077

blademaster wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
blademaster wrote:

she is getting raped alright but by a bear
shotgun anus

but srsly, she's retarded. Polar bears are like the deadliest most blood thirsty animals in the world.

http://ameliamcmanus.files.wordpress.co … nsnow1.jpg
Behind this cute little thing is an arctic version of Ted Bundy. RAWR

and no, before anyone asks, we don't have polar bears in oslo.
but but its soooo cute and cuddly hahaha

I know...I'd tame one.

2009-04-12 11:47:12

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Man With No Name: جندي; +148|6003|The Wild West

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
blademaster wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
dumb women deserves maul rape
she is getting raped alright but by a bear
shotgun anus

but srsly, she's retarded. Polar bears are like the deadliest most blood thirsty animals in the world.

http://ameliamcmanus.files.wordpress.co … nsnow1.jpg
Behind this cute little thing is an arctic version of Ted Bundy. RAWR

and no, before anyone asks, we don't have polar bears in oslo.

do you have polar bears in oslo?

2009-04-12 11:48:35

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Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
and no, before anyone asks, we don't have polar bears in oslo.

but its so cold and snowy

i bet you have to shoo them off with a broom when they enter your kitchen or try to get into the outhouse

2009-04-12 11:51:43

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..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7077

Mekstizzle wrote:
outhouse

after I'm done with it there'd be enough gas to supply the Ukraine for a year.

wreck-that-shit and stay the fuck out bearz.

2009-04-12 11:53:08

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Brasso: member; +1,549|7058

you see any peregrine falcons mauling innocent women? didn't think so.

mutant haffey for dictator 2009.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-04-12 12:48:48

#20

TrueMusou: Member; +36|6589|United States Of Hamerica

looks like the same woman that tried to lure kids with marijuana for sex.

2009-04-12 12:50:49

#21

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5976|paris

blademaster wrote:
Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHHIl2LkxRY

I lol'd when she fell down from the rope.

2009-04-12 13:23:33

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6216|Catherine Black

Amdi Peter wrote:
blademaster wrote:
Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHHIl2LkxRY
I lol'd when she fell down from the rope.

Me too.

Also

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OMNOMNOMNOM.

2009-04-12 13:28:50

#23

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6406|Blue Mountain State

TrueMusou wrote:
looks like the same woman that tried to lure kids with marijuana for sex.

He may be on to something, first teens now polar bears. This bitch is desperate.

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Baba Booey

2009-04-12 13:35:18

#24

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7144

Feeding time...?
I bet the Polar bear was thinking... "Fat crazy lady" doesn't taste good... why cant we just have the usual fish and chips...lol

Love is the answer

2009-04-12 14:07:16

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Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6782|West NY

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
shotgun anus

but srsly, she's retarded. Polar bears are like the deadliest most blood thirsty, antisemitic animals in the world.

Behind this cute little thing is an arctic version of Adolf Hitler.

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