"Can we just be friends"
Kthxbai.
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Kthxbai.
/thread
My friends and I were having a conversation about how awkward it is if you get an erection in class... especially right before it ends, because then you have to leave...
And a friend who is a girl says "YOU GUYS BEAT IT IN CLASS??!?!!?!"
And we're like... "no?"
And she says "wait... what?"
And we say "you know guys can just get random erections..."
And she says, stupidly "WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO START IT BY SQUEEZING YOUR BALLS!!!!"
guh... we were 18... she should have known.
But, that's not the stupidest thing... just one that came to mind.
Personally, when the girl I liked told me that she was now going out with one of my best friends... that was pretty stupid. But that also kinda eventually happens to everyone. Nothin' out of the ordinary.
And a friend who is a girl says "YOU GUYS BEAT IT IN CLASS??!?!!?!"
And we're like... "no?"
And she says "wait... what?"
And we say "you know guys can just get random erections..."
And she says, stupidly "WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO START IT BY SQUEEZING YOUR BALLS!!!!"
guh... we were 18... she should have known.
But, that's not the stupidest thing... just one that came to mind.
Personally, when the girl I liked told me that she was now going out with one of my best friends... that was pretty stupid. But that also kinda eventually happens to everyone. Nothin' out of the ordinary.
A "friend" of mine is pretty retarded, such great quotes include:
Does the umbilical cord come out the top of your head?
*pointing to a picture of a nerve* Is that a foetus?
What's toast?
How did those Pigeons get on the roof? Pigeons can't fly!
EDIT:
Oh yeah, and one that had people on the bus shouting at her:
Me: "Where's africa?"
Her: "In england"
Me: "No..."
Her: "Oh! Englands in Africa!"
Me: /facedesk
Her: "I don't get it"
Does the umbilical cord come out the top of your head?
*pointing to a picture of a nerve* Is that a foetus?
What's toast?
How did those Pigeons get on the roof? Pigeons can't fly!
EDIT:
Oh yeah, and one that had people on the bus shouting at her:
Me: "Where's africa?"
Her: "In england"
Me: "No..."
Her: "Oh! Englands in Africa!"
Me: /facedesk
Her: "I don't get it"
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A girl in Scotland said to me two days ago.
Funky_Finny wrote:
I have a Television but no TV
"would a fish die if you put it in orange juice?"
Erm...floppy disks hold 144mb of data....Sgt.Gene wrote:
In web design II class.
her: "Hey gene can you help me transfer these files to this disk thingy."
me: "sure"
her: "Ok take all these files and put them on it"
me thinking to my self "this is like 20mb of files"
me: "these files wont fit on this"
her: "why"
me "its a floppy disk"
roflThe Sheriff wrote:
A girl in Scotland said to me two days ago.Funky_Finny wrote:
I have a Television but no TV
crazed, they hold about 2 meg
I think its 1.44 MB not sure though.Shem wrote:
crazed, they hold about 2 meg
That statement is more amazingly stupid and epic than any of the quotes from girls.CrazeD wrote:
Erm...floppy disks hold 144mb of data....Sgt.Gene wrote:
In web design II class.
her: "Hey gene can you help me transfer these files to this disk thingy."
me: "sure"
her: "Ok take all these files and put them on it"
me thinking to my self "this is like 20mb of files"
me: "these files wont fit on this"
her: "why"
me "its a floppy disk"
They hold 1.44 MB.
Wiki sais there are 150/200 mb ones.
Never seen one bigger than 1.44 mb tho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk
Never seen one bigger than 1.44 mb tho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk
After watching the movie "Dracula"
I thought it was good, but the movie was a bit blood thirsty.
/facepalm
I thought it was good, but the movie was a bit blood thirsty.
/facepalm
"You call that a spanking?"
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Zip drives held 100mb, 150mb and I think 200mb or 250mb.The unformatted capacity of a 3½-inch double sided high density floppy disk is advertised as approximately 2 million bytes. The formatted capacity of an IBM PC-compatible disk is 1,457,664 bytes. That value is approximately 1.47 megabytes (base 10) or 1.41 mebibytes (base 2). However neither 1.47 megabytes nor 1.41 mebibytes is generally used.
The number most frequently printed on such floppies is "1.44 MB" which incorrectly combines Base 10 with Base 2 terminology to yield 1.44 "kilo-kibibytes" where kilo=1000 and kibi=1024 (1.44 * 1000 * 1024 bytes). Since "kilo-kibibytes" is not an SI standard unit, the label is incorrect and confusing for users. As example, a person using floppies to back-up his hard drive, and expecting 1.44 MB to mean 1.44 million bytes, would miscalculate the number of floppies needed for the project.
Damn decimals...rh27 wrote:
That statement is more amazingly stupid and epic than any of the quotes from girls.CrazeD wrote:
Erm...floppy disks hold 144mb of data....Sgt.Gene wrote:
In web design II class.
her: "Hey gene can you help me transfer these files to this disk thingy."
me: "sure"
her: "Ok take all these files and put them on it"
me thinking to my self "this is like 20mb of files"
me: "these files wont fit on this"
her: "why"
me "its a floppy disk"
They hold 1.44 MB.
I just woke up and wasn't thinking when I said that.
*cries in corner*
My wife had a dead car battery the other day.
She said in all seriousness; " I haven't changed my oil for a while, do think that'd do it? "
* thank ye Gods for stupid girls or 90% of you would never get laid i mean the 10% here that have .
She said in all seriousness; " I haven't changed my oil for a while, do think that'd do it? "
* thank ye Gods for stupid girls or 90% of you would never get laid i mean the 10% here that have .
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"should i undress now?"
no I'm gonna fuck you through the dress.
no I'm gonna fuck you through the dress.
Well? Would it?Alone+EasyTarget wrote:
"would a fish die if you put it in orange juice?"
Ex didn't know who Hitler was, what the Vietnam war was. Or what ebay was.
Srsly. Tell us.Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Well? Would it?Alone+EasyTarget wrote:
"would a fish die if you put it in orange juice?"
I workat CVS near a high school so we get a lot of those type in there.
So I was wearing my uniform with my name tag and it clearly says CVS/Pharmacy on the shirt. I had one chick come up and ask "Do you work here?"
So I was wearing my uniform with my name tag and it clearly says CVS/Pharmacy on the shirt. I had one chick come up and ask "Do you work here?"
"Where've you been?"
The same fucking room you've been in, you dopey bitch
The same fucking room you've been in, you dopey bitch
"Your always putting it in there!"
I lol'd. This thread is made of winShem wrote:
Me: "Where's africa?"
Her: "In england"
Me: "No..."
Her: "Oh! Englands in Africa!"
Me: /facedesk
Her: "I don't get it"
inane little opines
well...I love you...Is your hair naturally curly?...I want in side you...(in a kiddish voice) Joshey-Kins...I am sure there is more but I cant remember
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