BF2S Forums Helicopters suck!

You suck at everything, so do us all a favour and cease breathing noob.

Look, not to be mean, but all you do is spam crap on these forums, we had;

"All i do is LOSE!"

"I get extremely angry when...."

"I am a BAD player!"..

Your threads are stupid, crappy and pointless and a waste of space, why dont you find a nice small space (where no air can get in or out) and just sit there, it would give us all some peace, thanks.

I2elik wrote:

You suck at everything, so do us all a favour and cease breathing noob.

Isn't breathing a sort of sucking air? Now be lenient and don't put him into some sort of paradoxon... He sucks at everything.... ok... now that includes sucking air sustaining his life and sucking at life, which would ensue suicide being the best option to end his misery.... tricky

I think the ultimate point here is why bother posting to such a thread ? Oh wait !

Last edited by jonnykill (2006-01-31 20:56:13)

I2elik wrote:

You suck at everything, so do us all a favour and cease breathing noob.

Same goes for you.

Zaius1000 wrote:

I think that helcopters suck! #1 you cant kill anything but ground armor. #2 its impossible to kill infantry with. #3 You have to dive at your target to hit him. And you usually end up crashing into the ground.

How are YOU with helicopters?

#1 it is very easy to kill any kind of armored vehicle.
#2 When I'm feeling bored I fly around by myself and kill infantry with single missiles. And if they're in the open I might crush them and conserve my ammo. Killing infantry is not hard. Its even easier when you have a gunner.
#3 You dont have to dive to shoot at things, and If you get yourself a gunner all you have to do is point in the right direction. YOU might end up crashing into the ground, but I find I'm more likely to be rammed by airplanes on accident.

#4 stop making posts about your own inadequacies. 2-3 threads a day about how you're a violent sociopath or about how much you suck or about whatever else crosses your miniscule little mind gets really annoying. Frankly you're lucky the admins don't sway to public opinion, because the poll asking if you should be banned has 93 votes for yes, against 12 for no. Seriously. Shut the f*** up.

mmm......the only thing i hate about the chopper is that the rockets are a little on the weak side....but i already have a solution for that ... SHOOT MORE ROCKETS! and if i,m going after infantry i take the Gunner seat ...gun, and a nice TV rocket for armor...

everybody is good @ something (most >.<) !

if u want to learn how to fly a chopper go in ur BF menü choose "Singleplayer" and PRACTICE!!!
do us a favour and do NOT practice chopper on ranked servers and WASTE them!
because we hate pplz who win  the fight for a vehicle just to fly 200 meters and finally crash into a tree after 0 kills!

SINGLEPLAYER is the key

PS: buy a dress...\/\/hin0r!

I'll just paste something from the gamespy archives which you can easily apply to BF2...

Desert Combat more than any other game proves my golden rule, the central philosophy that defined my Medal of Honor and Battlefield 1942 strategies: 75% of People Who Play Games Online are Smacktards. But never before has it been so dangerous, because in Desert Combat the Smacktards have heavy modern weapons at every spawn point.

First, let's talk about what you can do with a helicopter, provided you have enough skillz to keep the sky toward the top half of your monitor. You can rush to an outpost at the start of a map, capturing it yourself, then you can hover high above it scouting and defending. You can circle-strafe, sliding sideways while pivoting to hit a Smacktard from every angle without giving him a stationary target.

Because they can hover, helicopters can actually capture territory on the ground. Jets can't: jets keep Smacktards off the ground, uselessly circling around the map, firing rockets at their teammates while watching Dr. Phil over their shoulder. But Helicopters Win Wars.

They're also damn hard to fly. That's why the Smacktards can't use 'em. Getting into a chopper with a Smacktard is little better than blowing your brains out with your rifle. It's a funeral with a built-in cremation at the end. Fortunately for you, it's impossible to get into a helicopter with a Smacktard because the toilet-slurping cheek flossers never wait for a gunner to get inside. They're premature chopper ejaculators. They take off like it's a rodeo and start doing barrel rolls the moment they're off the ground. Staying airborne for more than 10 seconds is like getting to third base for these guys; It's exciting to think about, but it's never gonna happen.

First off, flying alone is like solo sex. It's just not as satisfying. Wait for gunners to jump in! Then you will be a roving angel of death. Piloting a fully loaded 'copter with soldiers at every gun is like flying a giant boot around a world fulla asses, kicking at will. It makes you tingly. It feels so good you keep thinking it must be wrong, like watching anime with no pants. But it's not; unless you're in one of them nicer theaters.

Beyond that, you just need to focus on staying alive so you can deliver your ordinance. If you're traveling across the map, fly WAY high to avoid AA fire and other aircraft. Otherwise, stay low so AA guns can't aim at you. Keep moving, so you're hard to hit. Use cover -- pop up from behind a building near the enemy, rake the place like a zen garden, then drop out of sight. Practice circling an enemy while keeping your nose pointed at him. If you're lucky enough to be on a server with other non-Smacktards, you can ferry soldiers from point to point.

this place is turning into TWL
its getting to be quite the joke