m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6563
Tonight, I got into a blackhawk on the map operation sweep, and I fly all the way over to the MEC side of the map. I'm at a hundred altitude, and I decided to parachute down to the MEC base and walk from there. I land down after a couple of secs, and I went sprinting for 15 seconds and then BAM!!! I die from my own blackhawk that I abandoned a 100 or so feet above me. I saw a shadow and a whizzing sound right before I died but I didn't think anything of it because I knew no enemy was around me. The physics of this game is INSANE!!!! or I just have really bad bad luck. Here's a picture....


https://www.actsaustin.org/justin/ouch.bmp
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6913
lol nice screen cap rolf +1
-[Silver.Inc*
BF2s AU Server Admin
+315|6849|Melbourne, Australia.
+1 for paint skillllz
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6831|British Columbia, Canada
No, but i've come close to it..

The Blackhawk falls out of the sky so funny
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6913
we psoted at the same time silverInc* look must of beaten u by a millisecond (time 29.33 )lol

Last edited by blademaster (2007-02-06 22:31:23)

Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|6960|Calgary
lol  almost as bad as getting flatted by a supply crate..................lol
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6591|Orrstrayleea
Lol, no not me but i was commanding and there was a sniper absolutly pwning my team, i spoted him over and over but no1 wanted to do anything, artilery was reloading, uav was down so i droped a veichle on him, lol, i was laughing so hard i couldnt play right for an hour
Carman_Electra
Member
+0|6560
That's awesome
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6907|Montreal, Qc, Canada
Clean Sweep .... Ive never played this map in 432Hrs of game play loool
arson
Member
+99|6905|New York

-[Silver.Inc* wrote:

+1 for paint skillllz
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6746|Communist Republic of CA, USA

Andoura wrote:

Clean Sweep .... Ive never played this map in 432Hrs of game play loool
According to your stats, you haven't really left Karkand, except for 17 hours on Warlord, which is the same fucking map.
Minion
C:/DOS - C:/DOS/RUN - RUN/DOS/RUN
+54|6867|Newfoundland, Canada
I wish I could draw that well in paint.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/f69858a2977e77bc2fdf9f5a2ba4a4d0177f38c0.png
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6731|A W S M F O X

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

Andoura wrote:

Clean Sweep .... Ive never played this map in 432Hrs of game play loool
According to your stats, you haven't really left Karkand, except for 17 hours on Warlord, which is the same fucking map.
InjectionNZ
Member
+1|6558|New Zealand
According to his stats he's a stat padder (80 kills to one guy) cmon.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6900|Finland

That illustration is the leetest thing I have ever seen.
I need around tree fiddy.
TDRE666
Member
+5|6749
paint ftw
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6612
+1 for actually playing that shitty map. And for your mad paint skillz .
https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg
Inimicus_7
Member
+26|6630|England, UK
+1 for paint skills.

Paint > Screenshot?
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6763|Sydney, Australia
Doesn't that mean you were going faster than the Blackhawk whilst sprinting?

Last edited by Vub (2007-02-07 04:09:20)

MagikTrik
yes.....but your still gay
+138|6639|Pittsburgh, PA USA
Please teach me your leet paint skillz, I'll pay you.

I keep trying to read what you wrote but your incredibly life-like rendering of the battlefield keeps distracting me, from the picture though I think you either killed someone with your heli or you killed yourself with your heli.

either way +1 to you sir (my new artistic idol)

Last edited by MagikTrik (2007-02-09 03:47:22)

Nikola Bathory
Karkand T-90 0wnage
+163|7055|Bulgaria
hahaha, great story and an even better screen!!!!!!!
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6613|Twyford, UK

arson wrote:

-[Silver.Inc* wrote:

+1 for paint skillllz
Congratulations on your first karma mine. Other good topics are messin' with Texas, extolling the virtues of shocking people for being assholes, blaming things in BF2 on UFOs, and being irreverent and sarcastic.

But yes, I've had that sort of thing happen before. Namely, bailing out a jeep, only to have it run over me.
Or 'chuting off a drop only to land on the burning wreckage of the vehicle I drove off a minute later.
Or 'chuting to avoid an arty strike and being hit directly.
Or, of course, being blown up when the APC I'm fixing explodes because the coward of a driver ran off instead of finishing off the tank.

Other good moments are when the entire enemy team takes a dislike to you, and hunts you down repeatedly. Stalling their advances, rocketing tanks from a sniper spot, and hiding under a roof commanding are all good ones.
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6563

Vub wrote:

Doesn't that mean you were going faster than the Blackhawk whilst sprinting?
I was kinda hovering/going foward when I bailed out. I wasn't going full speed. I remember looking up 2 secs before it hit me, and I tried to avoid it by bunny hopping away, but I think that just made the helicopter want me more.
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6833|Area 51

Andoura wrote:

Clean Sweep .... Ive never played this map in 432Hrs of game play loool
I like played that map 1 hour in the 1030 hours..xD
EDIT: Its actually 4:54 hours..

Last edited by RDMC(2) (2007-02-07 06:57:57)

m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6563
And the reason why I did paint was that I thought it would show what happened more clearly, rather than me just lying face up dead with the "M4s3rchi3f is no more" sign. A screenshot wouldn't have been that great, unless it was frameshots of the helo coming fast at me.

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