Ya I wonder what it is like......I mean I wonder how much of it you really feal....
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Lol that just means they can find you :pMECtallica wrote:
yea, its really hard to hit there if you got the annoying spec ops behind you 70% of the time, I swear, everytime I play oman the whole US team is spec-ops, and when im not in a tank or APC, theyre support or something, THEY KNOW WHERE I AM OR SOMETHING!
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!thareaper254 wrote:
I guess that's why peopel do it. Peer pressure maybe =\.
Whats gamespy? Lol I love Xfire
You mean about bf2?jellybellyjogger wrote:
have you any good hints for a newbie?
But it was vary funny when it happend.
Yes they have a clan and they are like the best I have a friend from there. Good to see you back
I want my 1:58 sec back plz
After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came
to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 1000 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in
the UK newspapers read:
"English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper
wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West
Texas, scientists from Texas A&M have found absolutely
nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5000 years ago Texas
inhabitants were already using wireless
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came
to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 1000 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in
the UK newspapers read:
"English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper
wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West
Texas, scientists from Texas A&M have found absolutely
nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5000 years ago Texas
inhabitants were already using wireless
lol
lolIlocano wrote:
QFT. Do the math. Count the number of multi-millionaire athletes versus "nerds".JohnTx12 wrote:
Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Game over. Nerd wins.
Microsoft alone had over 10K "nerd" millionaires as of that 2005 report. Surely double that now.
lolJammyc_53 wrote:
$20 for a meal in a trendy restaurant, i spend that in KFC for 2 people.
I think most of them are good
Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.
With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.
He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600.
In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
... However...
... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.
With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.
He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600.
In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
... However...
... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.
Some stuff to make you laugh (I hope) Enjoy
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer, please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'"
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," Says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer, please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'"
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," Says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
I want to see if somone can get them the right way I mean thats a lot of points.
MT_Androo One thing do you play K&P servers because you have 500 points in one round.....
How old are ppl that play BF2 you and anyone you know plz say. But it seems like a lot of kids playing. I did serach.
Cheddar, because nothing else goes with a toasted ham and cheese sandwich. Which Fenris_GreyClaw said.
I think its on the Xfire sit...
Serch...again
We Did It
sorry I clicked the post 2 times so it made 2. Sorry
PONDERISMS
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
No the kids would be made fun of at school
Thats what I like to hear. No you have not. Its wired you have not found anything on thismajorkong37 wrote:
Thanks for the help, teddy and polux. And john i did search and could find many posts that are similar but not the same. If i've offended you in some way i apologize, however it's taken you more effort to complain than it would have done if you had ignored it.
+1 for you
Hey I know you are new but search. Not trying to be mean other ppl aren't as nice
Only God knows how I will
Like how many ppl go down there? LIKE NONE
Nice hat
So that means it was a long time ago? So we neeed a nicer oneSkoobyDu wrote:
True, but when I put mine up you could not put vids in to posts so nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrJohnTx12 wrote:
Well sorry Mine has more and they are coolerSkoobyDu wrote:
A repost of the common Trunk Monkey, please SEARCH or click here.....
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=554373#p554373
That baby one is funny as fuck
Well sorry Mine has more and they are coolerSkoobyDu wrote:
A repost of the common Trunk Monkey, please SEARCH or click here.....
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=554373#p554373
Reinstall the game then 1.4. Try one more time I did it 3 times befor it worked and when you delete it take out ALL the files go in where you installed it and see if its there. If there are any files there get rid of them. Then reinstall.
What do you mean?Vub wrote:
Can someone explain the trunk monkey thing, what is it meant to be?
kills 2
kill dmg assist 1
driver kill assist 1
revive 1
heal 1
ammo 1
repair 1
flag cap 2
flag cap assist 1
neutralize 2
neutralize assis 1
driver special ability 1
destroy arty/uav/scan 1
tk -4
team damage -2
suicide -2
kill dmg assist 1
driver kill assist 1
revive 1
heal 1
ammo 1
repair 1
flag cap 2
flag cap assist 1
neutralize 2
neutralize assis 1
driver special ability 1
destroy arty/uav/scan 1
tk -4
team damage -2
suicide -2
only one
Why do you want to know?
Bump
Because of more vids up loaded
Because of more vids up loaded
Best round is like this. Lets say you got 1 point the first time you played (man you Stink). Then you would get 1 best round then if you get 2 points the nest round you have 2 best rounds then and etc. etc. etc. and on and on and on.
Sounds like STAT PADDING..teddy..jimmy wrote:
The record amont of points you have ever got in a round. Mine is 374 or something
Are you sher you have never modified it? It sounds like that you went into the game files and hit something or something like that. If all els fails then ask EA.
Sounds like like you put a lot of time into this post . TO BAD NOBODY LIKES IT !!!!!!!
Hey just Laugh
Hey just Laugh
Ninja_Monkey wrote:
everyone has had this.
No do you?kr@cker wrote:
eat lead chips much?
O thanks +1 for youATG wrote:
ya, I thought you were giving directions or something.
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Maybe just some tinker toys