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SuperJail Warden
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

So the pitbull bit the owner on the arm. The owner tried to give up the dog to animal control. Animal control said they need to take the dog back to the animal shelter in Brooklyn they got it from. This raises the question: who buys a pitbull from a shelter? That is like adopting a black boy from juvenile detention.
So I haven't seen the dog in forever. They must have returned it and if that is the case the shelter put it to sleep. There are no third chances in this racket.

So I wanted to ask an important question related to dogs: do dogs go to heaven? Do all dogs go to heaven? Could my neighbor's dog theoretically be in hell?
Dilbert_X
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Was the dog a catholic?
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SuperJail Warden
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Spring ants are here. I bought the yearly ant traps for them.

NYT posted an article praising ants for the hard work they do cleaning up the world of crumbs and food waste. I have to say I feel a little bad being the Obergruppenf├╝hrer of the ants in my place now.

Let Us Now Praise Tiny Ants https://nyti.ms/3wB2YzJ
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Don't, ants are great and all, but you don't want an infestation. I leave them alone in the wild. Used to encounter a lot of anthills along the archery trail.

My boot spiders take care of a lot of stragglers that make it into the house.
SuperJail Warden
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So yesterday was day 1 of my anti-ant operations.

I was taking the garbage outside and noticed there was a giant piece of pizza on the floor being swarmed by ants on the side of my house. I had put ant baits inside my house in "strategic locations" and haven't seen any ants until now. I had 4 outside ant bait traps and leftover inside bait traps. So after throwing the pizza away, I placed ant traps all along the side of my home. There is now a might wall of ant baits traps along the side of my home to protect it from ants and their rockets (if they so develop some).

I feel very conflicted regarding one particular episode the opening stage of the 2021 SJW-Ant War. A piece of the pizza broke off when I was throwing it away. I noticed it once I went to put down an ant bait trap. So I kept the piece of pizza on the ground next to my ant bait trap and not too far off from where the other ants were standing after I took away their giant pizza. Pretty sure I committed a war crime there.

Finally, possible ant retaliation: I parked my car under a tree yesterday. I woke up this morning and the car was totally covered in white poop. How did the ants manage to poop on my car like that?

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