I don't play this game for the awards i play it for fun... I enjoy playing halo sometimes and there's no ranking system on that but playing for 4 star general is a bit sad.. 1400 hours is pretty no liferVolatile_Squirrel wrote:
BF2 was bullshit and has warped all of your minds into thinking that you should play in excess of 1000 hours to achieve retarded pixelated awards.
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And your question is?....David.Podedworny wrote:
I have a question for my fellow Snipers
By the way, When i'm playing i don't take notice of what people are typing i play the game, But when i die i might see what is going on in the chat, but if you notice it alot you must spend plenty of time dead...
You have decent stats but concidering 42% of them are from a vehicle my respect has dropped.
You have decent stats but concidering 42% of them are from a vehicle my respect has dropped.
What is the point of this thread rather other than giving yourself a rap?Bullet_Force wrote:
Is anyone else here getting tired of people calling them hackers over global chat? It seems if you own a kid too much these days they start name calling. Its atrocious some of the attitudes of players out there, it really does stink.
It seems lately these bad boys have been hiting the servers more often, I get a good score and then they start, 'Hacker', 'your f***ng unreal man', 'f**k off pro hacker', these are some of the absurd comments I get daily.
"I'm Soooo tired of being called a hacker because my skills are that of a hacker... Darn it just get's me to a point were i can't live anymore... *Sigh*"
You missed a spot
Mother Fucker!
I'd lmao if you got eaten by a croc or a sharkMiller wrote:
I eat animals, they don't eat me.
Dayyym!!! Hegs your fine boi!!
Btw, i made a post a few days ago search it, i havn't played on this account for several months now it's no longer mine my new account's Infiltraters, but yet you can't judge someone by there stats unless there horrendes like the creater of this post, some people actually play better ingame then there stats show but .5 kd ratio is pathetic and just making brag posts is even worse..Jameseyy wrote:
Alright, firstly, I'm totally against taking the piss out of people based on their stats, but oh well.zer0fus10n wrote:
You'd get accused for being less talented at this game then a fucking penguin you retard, let alone a fucking hacker, maybe a retarded hacker? BTW, Give yourself a FUCKING RAP!mcquade1992 wrote:
i alwas get accused of aimbots and aoutomatic fire hack
Zerofusion, before you decided to talk shit to the poor noob did you look at your own stats??
Point number 1: YOU'RE A STAT PADDER
Point number 2: 694 HOURS AND A 1.0 K/D RATIO?? WTF
Infact, I've said enough, I could go on but every single one of your stats are pathetic, even with the padding, congrats you fucking moron.
This noob might be bad but he'll get good with practise, you however have peaked at a 1.0 k/d ratio even with padding, LOLOL nice.
edit: typos ftw
Sorry for bringing an old post up but i actually was commander once and i was in the phase of cartillary and dropping cars on choppers taking off and then i missed it taking off but tried another time whislt it was in full flight, i actually timed it perfectly that they hit the vehicle drop while flying foward quite fast which i thought was amazingly lucky because all they would of seen as passengers on the chopper is "no more" and be like wtf?
OMFG I swear to god i had tears running down my face i swear on my life that just made me tear it was so fucking funny oh dear god... that's brilliant!!!misconfiguration wrote:
I had tears coming down my face at work, GREAT ONE +1!!!sergeriver wrote:
Pooping at Work:
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the...
Unofficial Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.
Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
Escapee
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with Escapee)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
Courtesy Flush
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
Walk of Shame
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
Out of the Closet Pooper
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
The Pooping Friends Network
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
Safe Havens
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.
Turd Burglar
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
Camo-Cough
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
Astaire
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
Watermelon
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Havana Omlet
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
Uncle Ted
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
Fly By
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
Hey no wonder the creator of this thread is so great with this gun!globefish23 wrote:
If true, I now know why people are calling the G36E a noob gun.
It's glitchy.
You have three gold medals.. that's fucking pathetic...
You'd get accused for being less talented at this game then a fucking penguin you retard, let alone a fucking hacker, maybe a retarded hacker? BTW, Give yourself a FUCKING RAP!mcquade1992 wrote:
i alwas get accused of aimbots and aoutomatic fire hack
You had "mastered" burst fire... stats: Medic T41:33:20 K/1,224 D/2,027 K/D/R0.6038mcquade1992 wrote:
i much prefer the g36e im pissed off with peple calling me a noob just because i like the g36e i also get caled a hacker forsaying that im using an aimbot and full auto hack i cant help it if i have a very quick triger finger and good reflexes anyway wich one is better. at the moment i use g36e 99% of the time becaus i have mastered burst fire
Those stats are not masterd.. and you my friend are a noob give yourself a fucking rap,
Pathetic...K/D Ratio 0.5952 you've been playing for 97 hours and only 7400 Points..mcquade1992 wrote:
i cant help it if i have a very quick triger finger and good reflexes
i think after you get your first rank it'll go back to the noob ranks
Is there anything i can do to stop it?
Helloooo? anybody?
LolMilk.org wrote:
Nooo not my pr0n!
Yeah but i think it's just my download speed getting lowerd when i go over the limit because it still says on my connection 1.5mpbs and this has never happend before cause i've been over the limit a few times before and no packet loss but yeah its saying my connection speed is 1.5mps but my download speed is like dial up
I sorta understand what packet loss is but, halfway through a game it'll boot me for Key Packet Loss.
I have gone over my limit this month, but i've been over my limit plenty of other times and this dosn't happen my speed is showing 1.5mbps but 10 million packets sent and 36million recieved and they should be about even shouldn't they? is there anyway i can stop the packet loss from kicking me from a the game.. It's really pissing me off having to wait two minutes to rejoin a server and come back in with everyone ahead of me again really shits me off.
I have gone over my limit this month, but i've been over my limit plenty of other times and this dosn't happen my speed is showing 1.5mbps but 10 million packets sent and 36million recieved and they should be about even shouldn't they? is there anyway i can stop the packet loss from kicking me from a the game.. It's really pissing me off having to wait two minutes to rejoin a server and come back in with everyone ahead of me again really shits me off.
^ ^Pubic wrote:
Imagine the porn...
yeah i just dont want him to be using my account
Alright if i can't get it back how do i get it reset cause i don't want the bastards to be using it
My account has been "stolen" for about 4 months before i knew this happend i never looked at the kill streak i just gave up on getting it back but i thought id ask here while i have come back to bf2
Hey thanks heaps, but is there any way i can email or prove that i wasnt using my account when they stat padded it?
I have created a new one but i put 55000 points into it, also all of the badges and ribbons but not the 197 kill streak, and i have the email yes, how do i recover it? i'd rather have it then the bastard that padded it.
Is there anyway to get my account back, I lost it a few months ago Zer0fus10n
I'd like to know if there's anyway i can get it back i have the original disc and cd key if that's needed and screenshots of zer0fus10n when i was a noob any help is appreciated and also would anyone know what it means when im playing i get a message from punkbuster saying Losing key packets.
I'd like to know if there's anyway i can get it back i have the original disc and cd key if that's needed and screenshots of zer0fus10n when i was a noob any help is appreciated and also would anyone know what it means when im playing i get a message from punkbuster saying Losing key packets.
^^^^^^^^^Pubic wrote:
I have a solution.
Send WBC to Iran or Palestine.
The part about faggots being the reason for appocalypse dosn't anger me as much as them turning up to funerals protesting about soldiers being cowards and the reason for americas "appocalypse" and god hating america, personally i think gods a load of shit, and i'll believe that untill the day i die, or actually meet him.
So for them heartless fuck wits that protest at funerals of soldiers and call them cowards, yes they deserve to die or spend the rest of their lives in a mental institution, they wouldn't understand what it's like to be a soldier this just angers me .. they deserve a bullet each and every one of them!
So for them heartless fuck wits that protest at funerals of soldiers and call them cowards, yes they deserve to die or spend the rest of their lives in a mental institution, they wouldn't understand what it's like to be a soldier this just angers me .. they deserve a bullet each and every one of them!
Translator?SchmilK wrote:
Or should i say Pre-Teaser Feather Fuck?????
I pre-ordered this back in september when it first came available thinking i could pre-order with a pickup...that wasn't allowed, i had to have shipping so i got free next day shipping and a 64mb dog tag and a special weapon skin WOOWOO...so what...
Now, today, the day of the official release I get an email from best buy which goes as follows.[size=4]W T F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/size]Dear SchmilK:
There's been a change to the release date for your pre-ordered item.
The new release date is 11/21/2006. Your order details are listed below.
Get more information on this order by checking your order status.
You can also call us toll-free at 1-888-BEST BUY (1-888-237-8289) with any questions. For faster service, tell us the order number when you contact us.
Thank You.
Best Buy Customer Care
This is absurd...why is the new release date pushed back over a month!?!?! ANYONE??? I'm on hold wiht Best Buy customer service and the wait time will be about 30 minutes according to the fag hag boy in the box talking me through the menus.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.................. Now maybe i DON'T want to play....but i can't have it so i want it...what to do what to do....
Anyone else get this disturbing email or am i the only dummy to go through them??????
Lol, You can't be good at somthing without the noobs calling you a hacker because they're supposed to be the ultimate winner... Goodwork, Just try and hold your spot lol, I'm not getting the game untill week from now because im going on holidays perfect timing to make my score suck some smelly ass.
Ive got a 5200 tv nvidia Graphics card, When i get naded i lag from the over-board of graphics from the exsplosion and the blurr lags me and i can't litterly play properly untill it clears, my average ping is 70 - 100 and ive got 1.5mbps broadband, but atm i think im being throtteld... if i was to get a good graphics card and my internet connection was not being throtteld would my gameplay speed up? Like a 6800 card or somthing...
What sort of things do you run, Whats your connecton speed, What graphics card do you have?
Omfg... dude my games about half your speed, If my gameplay was that fast i wouldn't die all the time lol...
Fat people are lazy, Im not talking about the people that have a few extra kilos, Im talking the heavy mother fuckers that look like theres a water bed in their fuckin underpants that just makes me feel sick... They ARE lazy they, And the people that complain about there weight and don't do anything about it, Those bastards tick me off ( DO somthing you fat shit)
I'm a teen, I eat what i want (Well no lollies atm, i got braces untill christmas) I play reguler soccer when it comes around, I do athletics in the off season, (100m's best time is 11.99) Sprints are my favorite btw.. And theirs this girl at school and she weights more then anyone in the school and she's in the youngest grade, She's just wrong... And the fat basterds that complain about there weight in america and shit saying it's McDonalds fault and crap, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED OF THE EFFECTS! Yet it they think it's McDonalds fault for selling it to them, McDonalds should't sell food because that's just so unfair... FUCK YOU LAZY FATTIES!!!
As you have realised.. I don't take lightly to the lazy fat person, If you're active but overweight, Keep at it... But if your fat and don't give a shit.. Good go and kill yourself with diseases, If you're fat and took offence but you do exercise.. Don't your trying that's all there is... You will come out good so don't give up...
I'm a teen, I eat what i want (Well no lollies atm, i got braces untill christmas) I play reguler soccer when it comes around, I do athletics in the off season, (100m's best time is 11.99) Sprints are my favorite btw.. And theirs this girl at school and she weights more then anyone in the school and she's in the youngest grade, She's just wrong... And the fat basterds that complain about there weight in america and shit saying it's McDonalds fault and crap, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED OF THE EFFECTS! Yet it they think it's McDonalds fault for selling it to them, McDonalds should't sell food because that's just so unfair... FUCK YOU LAZY FATTIES!!!
As you have realised.. I don't take lightly to the lazy fat person, If you're active but overweight, Keep at it... But if your fat and don't give a shit.. Good go and kill yourself with diseases, If you're fat and took offence but you do exercise.. Don't your trying that's all there is... You will come out good so don't give up...
When i first played, I didn't know which icon represented the kills and deaths and points... I got a purple heart and boasted about it... I played for fun nothing serious, Ive recoverd from 0.2555 to get back up to 0.9940 I havnt made any new accounts i've done it the honoust hard way... I think that's a pretty good effort
You can't judge the game by the demo... After a review of the entire game has been realeased i'd gladley consider people saying it's shit and too futuristic... But without having ANY Unlocks from what i've heard you can't say it's to futuristic... The unlocks could bring the infatery back to life...I myself havn't played the beta nor the demo.. Just seen a few screenshots and i have already pre-orderd it.. I just want another game that's relativily close to Bf2, As Bf2 is one of a kind of shooters... So Bf2142 should be a good game wether it's set in different time or not
105.3 hours? I think you mean 10.3 hours mate... lol
Ive had my far share of suspicious shots and unbelievable take outs of one person vs squad of six.. And my bullet rego is unfixable cause i dunno how to work his guide... And if you played on some of the IO aussie servers you'd understand that no one is that good... And it takes the one guy to fuck the entire game up for everyone (round)
Yeah, It's not just the moving on aspect.. I'm getting kind of sick and fucking tired of the hackers on Bf2, I do know there will be hackers on 2142 but a changed from the shooting through walls and one person taking out an entire squad with one gun just bores me... So i'd like a change from the noobs in bf2... And hopefully the bullet rego is fixed in 2142 because right now... I CANNOT use the g36e because an entire clip in one guys head displays a nice smokescreen... Which just ticks my brain one more tick to the brink of going fucking ape shit so i would like 2142 to be very different... But i hope there is another bf2 modern day game.. If not ill just join the army or swat or somthingimdead wrote:
But now look at the bright side, you were only 635 points away from Master Sgt, now in 2142 you can be Major Oracle Of Planets Rank and get the Flame Discus of Elronick Badge, and I believe you'll also get the Gaseous Cloud Ribbon also.
Anyway, people were bitching about 'realism'; there is none in 2142, only the kids will fully go to 2142, the rest will stay and enjoy thier time in BF2, there are people still playing '42 for that matter. I've played the BETA, the DEMO - and some of our people like it but just as a 'get away' and most of us dislike it. But I do know what you kids are saying, you gotta stick with the 'popularity' in gaming, not necessarily moving on, but moving towards new technology. But remember 2142 was made for kids so every pimpled face snot dribbler will have this.
I've seen alot of reviews on this 2142... EA has made a great selling ploy, so far from what I see, is they are trying to get the younger gens more involved.
I was just thinking as im waiting for the tards to get off the IO server... How long ive been sitting infront of my computer frustrated as i lay dead waiting to respawn... I calculated it up and got 5 Hours which suprised me... For a person to sit infront of a screen for 5 hours doing nothing must have a pretty good reason eg, Playing bf2 ... It just suprised me...
Hilltop does have a point.. I pre orderd my copy today, $110 from eb, I havn't played the demo or seen much of the game, Im just moving on.. I'm disapointed though.. A few weeks from now and all my hardwork on bf2 will be gone.. Im just about to get master sargent 50000 gs, Im 635 points of atm... Which moving to 2142 will disapoint me.. I'm just moving on with the new game, And the clans will be aswell... So any shooting game that's like bf2 will be good enough for me.. I won't forget this game though it is a classic and should be rememberd in the gaming world as it's at the top of it's class.
My email address
He deserves a bullet right between the eyes. And if there's any of your mofo's here.. go burn in hell
znozer wrote:
Why gun control ... get a control over all excess sugar and fat all kids are consuming... that will save lives and suffering....
I think it's when you get alot of points without dieing.. Ive like naded 2 or 3 guys then revived some teamates and i hear it.. So if you get alot of points in one go and you might hear it because it's taunting because you got alot of points, Ive heard it heaps of times it's just annoying now :s
Hit rego has totally fucked my gameplay, Ive had to go from being able to shoot the target and make them taste dirt whislt running and standing still, Now i had to adapt to shooting a little bit infront of them and it's just changed totally like a different game... It's not got anything to do with aiming properlly at them, Yesterday i was on the carrier and a noob was annoying me so i tried to kill him with support mg36 and i shot him over 75 times these 75 bullets hit him on my screen, and all i got was one big ass smoke cloud... I couldn't kill him it was impossible... So anything to get my bullet rego back to normal will be pleasing for me.killer21 wrote:
I don't have a problem with hit detection. I just know how to aim. Maybe you should give it a try.
Get in a 64 player server on karkand, With about 8 players, Then get in the tank with sniper kit, And simply spawn camp in the tank... You need 35 Kills for expert sniper, I managed to do this while the, There was a problem with your connection" Bug was around which i thought was cool.
Your fucking stupid.