literally looks like a grid of ai-gen slop result: "christmas house couple, red sweater, forest green sweater, looking at viewer." don't gotta specify white, that stuff's probably automatic.
bottom right: "we have jaime and cersei lannister at home"
side ask, is there like a special union for hallmark actors?
re: the people longing for the hallmark movie stuff, if you will direct your attention to the basic level of attention these characters evidentally put into their appearance: it would appear the reason more wasps don't have the hallmark wasp lifestyle is because they eat fast food too much and never exercise.
i think i have a basic grasp of what the usual plot of these are. woman leaves boyfriend for hometown heartthrob, right? aren't the male leads usually kind of empathetical and more fun for the female lead to be around than their high-maintenance and/or stereotypically inattentive city boyfriend? or is it all still just highly creepy stuff that the female lead is inexplicably drawn into.
prompt to chatgpt wrote:
"the pass is snowed in and you're not getting out of town even in a helicopter. why don't you stay at my place," Lunk McLank purred into her ear. "uh, thank you no, i'm fine where i'm staying, i'll just pay for some more nights," she said, highly creeped out. over the next few days, the entire, weirdly chrismassy town of smiling cultists spends the next week chipping away at her defenses and trying to herd her back to the local bachelor prince who smells of middle class cologne. when she finally escapes via snowmobile, she drops a tip to the FBI over payphone. years later, news breaks about a mass grave of white women in their 20s and 30s uncovered there. it's a town-wide conspiracy, and there are mass arrests. the camera pans to a convoy of busses showing up to transport
anyway,
(cis, straight white) men: time to look into maybe inheriting a christmas tree farm on the outskirts of a deeply red county town! nurse your nice guy schtick, and do plenty of sit-ups.
(cis, straight white) women: tradwife was the true path to happiness all along! stick it to your unhappy, liberal city friends. if you aren't blond or deeply brunette, there's always the bottle.
in reality though, i expect much of the audience are lonely people in unhappy relationships. among those, maybe the kind of old people who scowled at a black family movie at the dvd rental store when they caught a glimpse of it on a shelf in the 90s. "why does everything have to be about black people now?"
the average wasp probably isn't going to be given a cozy lodge by trump, anyway.