Sometimes if you go one belt hole tighter with your choke and stroke regiment, you can forget some things. Its like blackout drinking, but its free, kills the same amount of brain cells, and doesnt cause cirrhosis of the liver. Consequently, its stickier and you're socks are never as soft as they could have been.mtb0minime wrote:
I was gonna type in here, why wait for bf2s to go down when I could just vigorously masturbate right now, but I guess I got caught up in furiously masturbating that I forgot
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Use icy hotROGUEDD wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Masturbate furiously. But I already do that. Guess I'll do it more. nbd.
HITNRUNXX wrote:
Have an opportunity to go see my oldest friend, who moved overseas while we were in high school, as she will be in Canada in September.
Work is sending me to an all expense paid mandatory conference for the first time in 6 years... The same week she will be in Canada.
boooooooooommmmmpppppppMacbeth wrote:
Inception is such an overrated movie
boooooooommmmmmppppppp
boooooooommmmmmppppppp
Cue Inception dramatic music and walls explodingMutantbear wrote:
hes not a god hes dead inside everyone makes fun of him and he has no friends he has no god who is god why am i here
IRL hes a dog with digestion issues and all of the aforementioned problems, but on BF2s... on BF2s he is God.Mutantbear wrote:
hes not happy hes dead inside everyone makes fun of him and he has no friendscoke wrote:
True.Mutantbear wrote:
its not cool its a debilitating problem
But he still a happy little doggy despite it
It was 77 in Irvine today
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_actorsUzique wrote:
oh yeah and celine dion and avril lavigne
well gee thanks canada
And by power of deduction, makes him a bus patron, which in Orange County means he is a 5150Hurricane2k9 wrote:
your boss is a bus driver?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
got an email from my boss saying, "who forwarded this email to 'x'? Brendan, was it you? You're so stupid!!" This was sent to me, the CEO, CFO and COO. Then she sends a follow up to just me saying, "I know you didn't do it I just had to use your name".
thanks, bus driver
Approved for all audiencesDoctor Strangelove wrote:
Added a few significant digits. For accuracy.stryyker wrote:
I am the 99.99857306%Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Over 7 Billion people haven't played it either,
Usually when the GHB wears off
I am the 99%Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Over 7 Billion people haven't played it either,stryyker wrote:
Still haven't even played this game
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
ask her to touch your dick
Bottom line, you should bang her.
Have to agree with him on this one. Romney white is essentially Canadian white. And that's one step closer to full blown Al Qaedaeleven bravo wrote:
only if you stop sucking so many dicks
Still haven't even played this game
You're welcomeHurricane2k9 wrote:
bf2s hasn't been this interesting in a while
caffeine is a diuretic. If you drink x amount of coffee a day and you don't keep up with your water intake, you pee out more than your body wants to get rid of (electrolytes, vitamins, etc) essentially creating a hangover condition for yourself. That coupled with the slight dependency issue that caffeine bringsFinray wrote:
hey let me ask you guys a question
i've started drinking a lot more coffee recently, and we ran out yesterday and i got a headache today and when we got some more i made a cup and the headache went away
i've gone from like a cup every 2-3 days to 2-3 cups a day
am i developing an addiction or am i just bored or something
FatherTed wrote:
are cockneys even real
Its like the UK translation of DeliveranceFatherTed wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17535156
dauntless have you seen one of these?
Hola, Mi nombre es pan camiĆ³n burroDauntless wrote:
mods are gay
edit: hey stryyker!!
edit 2: oh was it tucker? well she's cool but the rest are pure gey
This mess this morning
now looks like this
now looks like this
Not for like 3 years. I assume he's still alive and trollololingCybargs wrote:
stryyyyyyyyyyyyyker you still talk to patton?
ttttteeeeeeedddddzzzFatherTed wrote:
strrrrrykerrrrrr
Buy costco volumes of Hostess snacks.. set up cart on said 4/20 Earth Day celebration.. ProfitHurricane2k9 wrote:
my bad, the school's just doing some earth day celebration on 4/20 lolMiggle wrote:
my calendar says it's the 22ndHurricane2k9 wrote:
earth day is on 4/20
campus is gonna be full of potheads
perhaps I should pounce on this lucrative opportunity and sell snacks
That bad huh? Its been 3~ years since I've really been around so I'm sure an absurd amount of things have changed13urnzz wrote:
consistency, that's what we like around here. too bad the moderation on this forum isn't consistent, just consistently bad.stryyker wrote:
and the level of dickishness is about on par.
Nothing says child soldiers like a delicious hot dog. I agree 100%every time I hear about Kony 2012 I get the urge to eat a coney island hot dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M13urnzz wrote:
about, $3.50 an hour?Macbeth wrote:
Have you learned the difference between a Mexican and a Hispanic yet?
I don't think I posted past the OP. That thread got some people angry. But I was 4 years ago? I had just gotten out of high school. I subsequently grew up (most of the way)Macbeth wrote:
Have you learned the difference between a Mexican and a Hispanic yet?stryyker wrote:
Surprisingly, a lot of people have used this account. Most notably, the thread I was banned for some number of years ago. But I share pretty much all of my online accounts minus banking. BF2, steam account (Gave that info to Ty so he could play HL2.. or I think It was Ty.. that was so many years ago), netflix, etc.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
since when did you share your account with somebody?
I'm a giver, what can I say
Fuck man I don't know! Anything Marines was not me. I considered the military, but the Air Force, but never even went to a recruiter for it (At this point in my life, wish I would have joined). I was dumb enough to get a full time job out of HS and kinda got roped into real life. But I can pretty much assure you regardless of who posted what, the mentality is the same, and the level of dickishness is about on par.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
@burnzz
@stryyker so how do we know which stryyker you are? the Marine recruit who ended up not doing the Marines? the Marine recruit who saluted the US flag in a supermarket cos someone was being a dick? the guy who got banned for a thread? WHICH IS IT?!?!!?!?
@Mac I've eaten chapulines
Surprisingly, a lot of people have used this account. Most notably, the thread I was banned for some number of years ago. But I share pretty much all of my online accounts minus banking. BF2, steam account (Gave that info to Ty so he could play HL2.. or I think It was Ty.. that was so many years ago), netflix, etc.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
since when did you share your account with somebody?stryyker wrote:
I dunno, right now?RTHKI wrote:
wait. when did you come backA prime reason why you don't share forum access with a relative. He's proud of that story but I call complete bullshit. But he actually joined so he's got that going for himMacbeth wrote:
Hey stryyker have you sang the national anthem at any super markets lately?
I'm a giver, what can I say
Only rising the south does is when levees break. Too soon? Of course not.Bevo wrote:
did somebody say the south will rise again?
And also 3 months ago apparently hahaRTHKI wrote:
oh, okay then
I dunno, right now?RTHKI wrote:
wait. when did you come back
A prime reason why you don't share forum access with a relative. He's proud of that story but I call complete bullshit. But he actually joined so he's got that going for himMacbeth wrote:
Hey stryyker have you sang the national anthem at any super markets lately?
Uzique wrote:
the south is full of yokelsstryyker wrote:
The South... so misunderstoodHurricane2k9 wrote:
its too bad the confederate flag has negative connotations
Someone once told me that Deliverance wasn't the picture of the south anymore. I laughed
Same realm as the gays controlling the entire rainbowHurricane2k9 wrote:
not misunderstood it's just a shame they had to sully such a perfectly good flag design
The South... so misunderstoodHurricane2k9 wrote:
its too bad the confederate flag has negative connotations
An internal power struggle involving the world's 4th largest military? Stay tuned for more!KuSTaV wrote:
I've heard that it may be possible that some Generals may try for a coup, but in all likeliness, nothing will change at all.stryyker wrote:
Alright chaps, DIPLOMATIC HEARTS/MINDS FIELD TRIP!
We will meet in Pyongyang a week from tomorrow.
Bring blue jeans, Playboys, Hershey bars, and at least a 24 pack of PBR
RED STATE HERE WE COME! Just in time for the 2012 Elections.
But seriously, is anything gonna change? The Great Queen Spider says "No"
Alright chaps, DIPLOMATIC HEARTS/MINDS FIELD TRIP!
We will meet in Pyongyang a week from tomorrow.
Bring blue jeans, Playboys, Hershey bars, and at least a 24 pack of PBR
RED STATE HERE WE COME! Just in time for the 2012 Elections.
But seriously, is anything gonna change? The Great Queen Spider says "No"
We will meet in Pyongyang a week from tomorrow.
Bring blue jeans, Playboys, Hershey bars, and at least a 24 pack of PBR
RED STATE HERE WE COME! Just in time for the 2012 Elections.
But seriously, is anything gonna change? The Great Queen Spider says "No"
Another game to spend $60 on, and not be able to play since? CHECK!
But I had a medical addiction to Titan mode. If they could LEARN from every mistake they've made with the BF franchise, and pour those years of knowledge into a game... based in the future... the ice age future... with mech suits... and strange hybrid helicopter/jet/velociraptors, then I will believe.
Speaking of 2142, does anyone still play it?
But I had a medical addiction to Titan mode. If they could LEARN from every mistake they've made with the BF franchise, and pour those years of knowledge into a game... based in the future... the ice age future... with mech suits... and strange hybrid helicopter/jet/velociraptors, then I will believe.
Speaking of 2142, does anyone still play it?
Great day to be a socal sports fan
Short answer: No
Long answer: No
Long answer: No
Define useful... I ordered parts for my LS1 and I'm working on a gauge cluster. Because apparently there is nothing better to do at 430amPrivateVendetta wrote:
Well I knew you wouldn't be doing anything useful. Anyone else?
Gorbachev would turn in his grave if he knew what the children of Mother Russia were wearing.Uzique wrote:
cybargs that course looks like one boring ass fucking first world problem
those modules look like the sort of shit hirsute russian international students would take, sat in a lecture on their iphones and leather armani jackets.
'global business environment' sounds like some high-brow shit!
Wait...
Gorbachev isn't dead...
...Yet
Pretty muchKmar wrote:
I tend to think its more biological than social..
as inWhen your body is low on oxygen, your mouth opens as wide as it comfortably can and tries to suck more air in. Yawning is a way to regulate the amount of carbon dioxide and oxygen in your blood.
surgically remove those children from society. And by that, I mean put one in the back of the head and leave them for the dogs
I'm the same way, except I already paid for it. In addition, spent a cumulative of 22 hours downloading it 4 times, an additional 4 hours trying every fix possible. Still won't work. Does Origin offer refunds? I could use that $60 to buy booze insteadMutantbear wrote:
Someone doesnt want me to get this game
I put my card info in, screen goes white, nothing happens.
go back into the cart, it got my info, go to checkout, white screen, nothing
I navigate away from the checkout again and it empties the cart and doesnt charge me
i dunno
That's right lowly serfs. I'm back. Well until Xmas at least. I broke a rib and I have nothing to do haha
Discounts?! ON EDUCATION?! This is madnessCybargs wrote:
naw 3k total coz i got a discount for paying upfront instead of using gov loans (HECS). all in aussie dollars so more or less the same as USD.stryyker wrote:
In monopoly money? 3600 isnt terribly bad for a semester of good schooling... I paid over 10k for 9 months of school last year, thanks California!Cybargs wrote:
uni is adding a mandatory 250 dollar student union fee. fucking unions.
but my fees are still cheap xD
ECON1102 Macroeconomics 1 T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 3 0.00 1,135.00
MGMT1101 Global Business Environment T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 3 0.00 1,135.00
ARTS1781 Australia's European Context T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 1 0.00 680.00
ARTS1811 International Relations T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 1 0.00 680.00
Fee Details
Fee Details For Teaching Periods: T2 Census Date: 31 August 2011
Item Description Charge($) GST($) Sub Total($) Deferred($) Discounts($) Payment($) AmtDue($)
Student Contribution Chge-Post 3,630.00 0.00 3,630.00 0.00 726.00 2,904.00 0.00
Census Date Total 3,630.00 0.00 3,630.00 0.00 726.00 2,904.00 0.00
Term Total 3,630.00 0.00 3,630.00 0.00 726.00 2,904.00 0.00
for one semester yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
In monopoly money? 3600 isnt terribly bad for a semester of good schooling... I paid over 10k for 9 months of school last year, thanks California!Cybargs wrote:
uni is adding a mandatory 250 dollar student union fee. fucking unions.
but my fees are still cheap xD
ECON1102 Macroeconomics 1 T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 3 0.00 1,135.00
MGMT1101 Global Business Environment T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 3 0.00 1,135.00
ARTS1781 Australia's European Context T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 1 0.00 680.00
ARTS1811 International Relations T2 6 Enrolled 0.125 1 0.00 680.00
Fee Details
Fee Details For Teaching Periods: T2 Census Date: 31 August 2011
Item Description Charge($) GST($) Sub Total($) Deferred($) Discounts($) Payment($) AmtDue($)
Student Contribution Chge-Post 3,630.00 0.00 3,630.00 0.00 726.00 2,904.00 0.00
Census Date Total 3,630.00 0.00 3,630.00 0.00 726.00 2,904.00 0.00
Term Total 3,630.00 0.00 3,630.00 0.00 726.00 2,904.00 0.00
for one semester yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Real life is OVERRATED, so here I am
ThisFatherTed wrote:
keep adding powder until you lose a hand, then scale back a bit imho
Also thisReciprocity wrote:
or just wing it
You add powder until your chamber ruptures/bolt becomes its own projectile. Then you cut your losses and move up a caliber. Rinse and repeat!