SEREMAKER, until now i considered 'man love' wrong. I love you my friend. xxSEREMAKER wrote:
you still got neg karma - I'm sure someone will help you out
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I'm happy to hear you collected the wreckage, I often ride through them on my bike and the wet ones fly off the front wheel and hit you under the chin.
That i believe, is called a bastards trick.=Karma-Kills= wrote:
Simple.
EDIT: Not so simple. I changed my mind half way through this topic from kicks and bans to team kills, so vote on TEAM KILLS please.
1475
It was supposed to be steeped in irony, but i suspect i was a little ambitious in my hopes....TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
lol - "spel"dukel33to wrote:
How come you can't spel your own name? Is it because no one loves you? :pBell wrote:
You did that on your calculator didnt u ?
Martn
How come you can't spel your own name? Is it because no one loves you? :pBell wrote:
You did that on your calculator didnt u ?seymorebutts443 wrote:
21 days is what 504 hours? nuff said.
Martn
Lies.seymorebutts443 wrote:
no i used 2 magical devices. one is called a "pen" very retro and the other is called "paper" even more retro.
A shit filled nappy
graag, you're the daddy..
Downloaded full patch, installed and everything is fine now.
Thanks for that m8.
Downloaded full patch, installed and everything is fine now.
Thanks for that m8.
Cheers graag, i just tried the incremental and it failed as you said. Just downloading the humungous full patch now.
Crossing fingers, toes, praying etc....
:S
Crossing fingers, toes, praying etc....
:S
No m8, i haven't tried to interfere with the game files in any way. Yesterday, i patched BF2 to the new 1.22 version. Then i downloaded and installed Euro Forces. I've no idea if it's possible to uninstall a patch(?), but i will try and reinstall the latest patch over the top. Let you know how i get on with that later (it's 09.50 am... just started work..) when i get chance.Skinnister wrote:
haha no did you try and change something in the game .con files?
Cheers
Anyone else get the following message when joining a euro Forces map;
"This server only allows players with unmodified content to join.
Revert your version of Battlefield 2 to the current official version
to join."
I've updated to v.1.22 and i have no problems playing BF2/BF2 SF.
Any suggestions?
"This server only allows players with unmodified content to join.
Revert your version of Battlefield 2 to the current official version
to join."
I've updated to v.1.22 and i have no problems playing BF2/BF2 SF.
Any suggestions?
Your post brought a smile to my face m8, thanks.Papa Smurf 314 wrote:
Ok, I hardly ever make my own topic for anything, but i needed to tonight.
The penile challenged oaf continually sniped me out of helicopter, crashed another heli into me whilst i was in heli, then successfully got me kicked from the server for tking him back. You know the sort, "mom, mom.. my cocks really small and everyone keeps laughing at it"
Assholes like that who make the game something other than enjoyable.
Cock sucker of the highest order and probably knows it too.
Assholes like that who make the game something other than enjoyable.
Cock sucker of the highest order and probably knows it too.
What A Fuking Asshole!
Now i hope i'm wrong here, but i was just playing on;
85.236.101.78
Multiplay.co.uk[BUNDES]Tag
When a player named;
[BLE] S4Pik ([BLE] was a pre tag]
was shooting the sniper rifle like the guy from the vid. As soon as i mentioned it, he stopped doing it, but never actually said anything..
I eventually said i was going to report the bag of botty grease to EA, at which point a load of his bum chums start jumping all over me saying it was a bug etc.
I was then kicked with the statement "dukel33to WATCH WHAT YOU SAY". I detected a faint whiff of Nazism through my monitor thingy.
I checked the pimple knobs stats and his weapon ratios are almost identical to GODJOEY's (i could just be reading into this..), but the most alarming fact was his 'overall score per minute', which spikes almost vertically from the 24th Dec 05 onwards.
Has anyone else seen selective usage of this (possible) hack?
:s
85.236.101.78
Multiplay.co.uk[BUNDES]Tag
When a player named;
[BLE] S4Pik ([BLE] was a pre tag]
was shooting the sniper rifle like the guy from the vid. As soon as i mentioned it, he stopped doing it, but never actually said anything..
I eventually said i was going to report the bag of botty grease to EA, at which point a load of his bum chums start jumping all over me saying it was a bug etc.
I was then kicked with the statement "dukel33to WATCH WHAT YOU SAY". I detected a faint whiff of Nazism through my monitor thingy.
I checked the pimple knobs stats and his weapon ratios are almost identical to GODJOEY's (i could just be reading into this..), but the most alarming fact was his 'overall score per minute', which spikes almost vertically from the 24th Dec 05 onwards.
Has anyone else seen selective usage of this (possible) hack?
:s
Some good tips there m8, nice one!
Sheer class that m8!
For starters, we don't know if this guy was on a ranked server or not. He could have been on an unranked server that he has control of.
In addition, if this guy hadn't posted that link, then none of us would have been the wiser until we actually came up against it in a game ourselves. In a positive vein, it's braggers like this that actually help EA/Punkbuster come up with new ways to deal with it, as they are now aware of the problem (maybe you should report that link to EA direct?). Go back five years and no one had heard of a man in the middle attack, or session hijacking, now we have companies selling hardware and software (as well as open source) to deal with almost any internet security risk.
So we should actually be commending the cocksmoker for bringing it to our attention.
Cheers asshole!
In addition, if this guy hadn't posted that link, then none of us would have been the wiser until we actually came up against it in a game ourselves. In a positive vein, it's braggers like this that actually help EA/Punkbuster come up with new ways to deal with it, as they are now aware of the problem (maybe you should report that link to EA direct?). Go back five years and no one had heard of a man in the middle attack, or session hijacking, now we have companies selling hardware and software (as well as open source) to deal with almost any internet security risk.
So we should actually be commending the cocksmoker for bringing it to our attention.
Cheers asshole!
You must post the email in it's entirety... go on, be a devil...
Check out the pic! What a rabid cocksmoker of the highest order
So what was the nutter actually ranting about?
Classic case of "I can't win at 'x' therefore must make massive statement to negate any possible perceived winners".
Nice one clown, that image summed up more about you personally than the image was trying to achieve.
Top marks!
i'm afraid to say old chap, thats absolute bollocks. Your statement is purely subjective, as only so far have concluded that "the odd forum post" is no way literary.polarbearz wrote:
Literary in the sense as in referring to literate WORKS not the odd forum post.
If you mean they aren't conjoining terms, i'll settle for that.
So writing is literary then?
Nice response Kermit! I see the charisma bypass worked perfectly.(9)Kermit wrote:
Gotta love the forum "fist fights". In school kids don't meet out in the school yard anymore they taunt each other with threats of "I'll see you later on the 1337 Hax0r forum where I will text you like you've never been texed before"
Lame... just go shot lifelike images of people in the head. Or beat a Christmas tree with a baseball bat.
Now be so kind as to book yourself into the 'Gain a sense of humour in 24hrs - or your money back' course immediately, to avoid makin anymore "i know, i'll add more nonsense to the nonsense filled post" mistakes in the near future.
P.S. An oxymoron is a contradictory statement, so making your comment about what a bunch of taunting kids we all are, then making a taunting statement.. oh ang on, i'll save it for somone who is going to understand...
P.P.S. You know what a forum troll is?
P.P.P.S. Yes kermit, you are a forum troll. Possibly the only achievement in your otherwise empty troll like life.
Troll, troll, troll your boat, gently down the stream..
Damn you hyper! If i'd have thought of that in the first place, i could've saved myself all this time...Hyper wrote:
oxymoron
he he
If i do that, what the hell is going to happen to my Vagina?? They never said anything about this in school... i feel robbed..Sgt.Gh0st wrote:
Jezus Christ, howabout you all grow some balls and stop acting like small children with name-calling -.- ..
Dammit! I've been rumbled!
Oh well BattleCock, you have obviously won this battle of wills with the "spermeater" comment, i just can't compete with that....
In future, if you are going to tk for the heli and/or try and damage it when players are already in it just so you can have a go, at least make sure it was worth it instead of just flying off on your own and dying within 30 seconds because you are totally shit.
On top of that, my ribs hurt from laughing AT your responses, so i'm suing!!
Oh well BattleCock, you have obviously won this battle of wills with the "spermeater" comment, i just can't compete with that....
In future, if you are going to tk for the heli and/or try and damage it when players are already in it just so you can have a go, at least make sure it was worth it instead of just flying off on your own and dying within 30 seconds because you are totally shit.
On top of that, my ribs hurt from laughing AT your responses, so i'm suing!!
WOW!!! "mr.mummyfucker"!!!!
Don't tell me.. your dad is bigger than mine!?!?
Cheers BattleCockPantySnifferMakeLiberaceLookStraight!!
(Did you see that.. did you see how i put all those words together then?? i'm a fukin genius i am!)
Shit, i forgot to tell you, Erkut.hv and I were lying about being panty sniffers..
Don't tell me.. your dad is bigger than mine!?!?
Cheers BattleCockPantySnifferMakeLiberaceLookStraight!!
(Did you see that.. did you see how i put all those words together then?? i'm a fukin genius i am!)
Yes Mr.Forum admin, please close! But make sure mine is the last post, so my inflated ego isn't crushed by not having the facility to reply to BattleCock's appropriate yet somewhat bizarre comments!lithium wrote:
close please
Shit, i forgot to tell you, Erkut.hv and I were lying about being panty sniffers..
I think a reasonable idea would be to allow, for example, 5 teamkills before you can be punished. Everyone tk's for one reason or another at some point, mostly by accident and the punish system does promote a more careful attitude (IMHO). You can only imagine what would become of the game without some sort of penalty for repeated tk's.
Absolutely cracking thread title there old boy!
I agree, wankers the lot of em.
I agree, wankers the lot of em.
BattleCock, does your mummy know you're writing this nasty stuff?
She'll stop your pocket money you know!
While we're on the subject of stumbling and general buffoonery, did you happen by ANY chance to notice the "?" in the thread topic?
Thanks once again BattleCock and please keep the totally original (cackle) posts coming.
She'll stop your pocket money you know!
Wow! ive never seen that before!! In fact i've never seen any of the links on this forum to that site before.. ever.. honest!! Although, i have to admit, i just stumbled across this interweb thingy only yesterday...Lithium wrote:
dukel33to special link for u (sad thats not bf2) http://www.pwned.nl
While we're on the subject of stumbling and general buffoonery, did you happen by ANY chance to notice the "?" in the thread topic?
The original question was more of a "is this possible?", interspersed with appropriate and true comments about you (Liberace, panty sniffer etc), as i don't think you personally are intelligent enough to cheat (requires an IQ over 5.. apparently).Lithium wrote:
btw my hack is called dukel33to_v6.2.exe thats my aimbot chamz minimap and speedhack specially for dukel33to wink (lol hacking is for lamers, and im not a lamer)
Thanks once again BattleCock and please keep the totally original (cackle) posts coming.
Lol.. there's a very real possibility that you and i are the only people on the planet that will actually admit to it!Erkut.hv wrote:
Who isn't?
smile
So what about you making Liberace look straight?
What about you being a Panty sniffer (Pantie.. my mistake)?
You don't seem to have addressed the important issues.......
You also seem to have omitted the small fact that there were x2 of us you were tking.. the other guy was kicked just prior to me. So, can you get x3 people in a helicopter now???
Thanks for confirming your cock smoking status, i feel i have gained closure on the ordeal.
Also, for your info (if your brain can cope with the volume of information), the ban is only temporary.
Thanks again BattleCock!
P.S.
What about you being a Panty sniffer (Pantie.. my mistake)?
You don't seem to have addressed the important issues.......
You also seem to have omitted the small fact that there were x2 of us you were tking.. the other guy was kicked just prior to me. So, can you get x3 people in a helicopter now???
Thanks for confirming your cock smoking status, i feel i have gained closure on the ordeal.
Also, for your info (if your brain can cope with the volume of information), the ban is only temporary.
Thanks again BattleCock!
P.S.
Do you two share the same bed/spunk donor/school for club footed infants (delete as necessary)?Sgt.Gh0st wrote:
pwnd
In the event that a "Flame award" is created for this site, this thread could win it i reckon...
I've just been kicked from an EA official server (9b - sharqi peninsula) for Teamkilling -=|BattleJunk[NL]|=-. This guy kept team killing everyone for the heli.. so as a favour in return, everyone starts team killing him right back. Now get this, i had a -11 score and then got kicked at -12.. another guy before me got kicked at the same negative score, but ole #1 jockstrap; -=|BattleJunk[NL]|=- has a -22 score when i left but never got kicked. Am i missing something here.. or are there some know exploits where users can avoid getting kicked/banned for negative scores?
As if to add insult to injury, the panty sniffer was also using the "GlobalSettings.setNamePrefix" technique to change the colour of his name... that makes Liberace look straight.
So much for fair play guaranteed on EA servers
:s
As if to add insult to injury, the panty sniffer was also using the "GlobalSettings.setNamePrefix" technique to change the colour of his name... that makes Liberace look straight.
So much for fair play guaranteed on EA servers
:s
I actually play on a PC, which is the only thing they are of any use for....pokerplaya wrote:
update ff and get a real pc wtf is that mac crap.p.s.wolfmother are going off here and annoying neighbours 4.20 am lol
Updated FF version and works fine;
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.8) Gecko/20051111 Firefox/1.5
Also;
Opera
Version 8.5
Build 2173
Platform MacOS X
System 10.4.3 (Tiger)
works fine for the record...
Browser version is:
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.7.10) Gecko/20050716 Firefox/1.0.6
The specific error:
Loading </player-trend-data.php?pid=44904837&stats=cpcp,cacp,dfcp&height=500> timed-out. {1)
All presented as a graphic on orange background. The "{1)" is an open parentheses and closing bracket.. not a typo.
All the other stats work fine in FF.
I checked in Safari Version 2.0.2 (416.13) and the Flag stats work fine.
Must be a manky version FF...
Thanks for the help!
8hrs straight of Bf2+several cans of beer = useless
Think this is more of a lesson in mixing computers with alchohol than anything else.. cackle
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.7.10) Gecko/20050716 Firefox/1.0.6
The specific error:
Loading </player-trend-data.php?pid=44904837&stats=cpcp,cacp,dfcp&height=500> timed-out. {1)
All presented as a graphic on orange background. The "{1)" is an open parentheses and closing bracket.. not a typo.
All the other stats work fine in FF.
I checked in Safari Version 2.0.2 (416.13) and the Flag stats work fine.
Must be a manky version FF...
Thanks for the help!
8hrs straight of Bf2+several cans of beer = useless
Think this is more of a lesson in mixing computers with alchohol than anything else.. cackle
Erkut.hv, that has to be the most sensible post on here. Nice one m8.Erkut.hv wrote:
On japanese twin porn stars? Spasiba-balshoi, mucho-gracias, merci-beaucoup, and all that.
Hey, to be honest, sometimes, I look at the people around me, and I hope they get hit by cars. The Americans that give us bad names.
I've got nothing against you all, but lighten up a bit. Trust me, Americans are the first to look around and see we've got a lot of fuckers around here who need to be slapped. But let us do the smacking around huh? It's bad enough I have to walk the streets after a hard days work, and stare at fucking mutants. Then I have to turn on the news and hear it from you fawks? Ease up ya bastids.
Sorry.. it was 4.30 am and i was pissed out of my skull.
Here you go;
http://www.bf2s.com/player/44904837/
:s
Here you go;
http://www.bf2s.com/player/44904837/
:s
Selecting "Flag work" on the stats drop down on my player info causes a server timout. All the other stats load fine... is it possible that my flag work is so good that reporting the stats have made the server explode? Ahem.
Let's see now;
stats for Doom-Avalanche
Helicopter 350:04:23 23,692 7,848 3.02 1,651
I can smell summat.......
stats for Doom-Avalanche
Helicopter 350:04:23 23,692 7,848 3.02 1,651
I can smell summat.......