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ghettoperson wrote:

I don't know, looks no worse than Doom3.

in Doom at leat you have guns, in this your up close personal with a drill or chainsaw or some really vicious noseclippers

don't think I'll gt it, actually looks too scary

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/8504 … 22508.html

all his other movies were complete, utter shit, but this must be his first attempt at comedy. and to be honest it actually looks funny.

so she's a slutty bi-sexual virgin who's really outgoing sexually !??

i don't even know how 2 girls would have sex, unless they just scissored or something
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QpXMO6SZ50

The absolute best thing was this.

At the gf's house for xmas, so at christmas dinner I asked if there was any red wine and she said yes it's in the other room.  so I went in and there was about 10 full open bottles of red wine.  I said why/when did you open all the wine bottles, and she said I heard you have to let red wine breathe so I opened them about 2 weeks ago !

was in the pub and Sky News was on the Tv.  i said look sky news is on and she said "oh right, what channel is that on ?"  its on the Sky news channel !

yeah I thought it was very good but after about 40 minutes of the shakey camera and the annoying people you just want them to hurry up and  die so you can stop watching it !

DrunkFace wrote:

buttersIRL wrote:

just because these guys studied phyics doesn't mean there is no risk. You experiment to test if a theory is True or not, if they knew it was 100% true there would be no need to experiment.

it would be really funny if they run the experiment, recreate the big bang (on a small scale) and accidentally create GOD !

I want to test a theory that if ice cream and Tabasco sauce are mixed in a paint shaker and then accelerated to the MAC2 they create a new pure form of energy. But... because I just don't know, I better not do it because there is a risk it will destroy the WHOLE world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

that's the best tasting experiment I've ever hear !

FatherTed wrote:

steelie34 wrote:

dayarath wrote:

not entirely true still, CERN uses them on a regular basis.

oh right, its for the black-hole-destroyer gun in case the buttsecks machine tries to kills us all... 

jk, but i still think the risk level is within acceptable limits.  they wouldn't try this if there truly was a way for this to cause a massive catastrophe (i hope.)

It's in fucking Switzerland, they're banned from taking risks!

In a note to all the people scared and shit.

These people at CERN are waaaaaay smarter than all of us, especially in the field they're investigating. Hell, they're probably the most intelligent people in that field in the entire world.

So if they say there is no risk, i'm happy to take their word for it.

just because these guys studied phyics doesn't mean there is no risk. You experiment to test if a theory is True or not, if they knew it was 100% true there would be no need to experiment.

it would be really funny if they run the experiment, recreate the big bang (on a small scale) and accidentally create GOD !

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is the desk this shape ?  if so

o = legs
X = brackets

that would hold

I was in school listening to some retard read a book about goats !

Are you going to college full time ? like doing the whole living in a campus, being broke, smoking heaps of grass ?

I'm 30 and I'm studying my computer science degree, but I go to college 3 nights a week, unfortunately I can't afford to give up working but then I wouldn't want to either.

FEOS wrote:

I'm living the fucking dream.

A beautiful, gentle, caring, loving wife. Two beautiful, gentle, caring, loving children.

If this is hell, I can't imagine how joyous heaven would be.

what a minute that's my dream !  except the wife in my has really big cans !!

jamiecracker wrote:

i was told by a married man once "all women are whores cause you pay for it one way or another"  its not a very nice way of thinking about it but quite funny....and yes iam married and have no moneys now

I was told that as well but i just said shut up dad !

Satan only logged in at the weekends !, God was playing 24/7 to get that rank

you shouldn't compress it, it means that when you access anythin on the drive windows needs to un-compress the files to access it.  really slows it down !

if my degree in TV science is worth anything then

as you are travelling towards the gravitational center you would pick up some kind of gravity speed boost thing and reach escape velocity so that you do a sling shot around the core and time travel back to 1985 !

if not then all the TV science I've learned ain't worth a damn !

TrueMusou wrote:

Obiwan wrote:

Have fun getting the cops called on you. It will prob be an old lady and you'll scare her half to death lol. Try and do it to one of your friends so you know you won't get the cops on you. Other than that, it sounds like a great idea.

"Oh my goodness...rapists!" -Cries to Old Lady

"Oh my goodness...rapists!" -Cries to Old Lady, I better take out my teeth !

The Guard.  He actually pulled the trigger (on the crossbow) just following orders is not an excuse (it didn't work for the Nazi's at Nuremberg)
The Duke. for giving the orders. it was a ridiculous order, what if a troop of scouts arrived selling candy ? just slaughter them !?
The Duchess.  Turn back bitch !
friend.  i don't see how the friend or the fisherman are guilty.  Even if she had the boat that won't have necessarily saved her life !?
fisherman.
lover.  he didn't ask her to leave the castle that night and she didn't ask for his help getting back in

Father Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours.

Father Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all!

Father Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.

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But we had FISTers attached to our company.  .

lol

SenorToenails wrote:

twiistaaa wrote:

The group hopes eventually to use engineered genomes to make organisms that can produce clean fuels and take carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere.

its called a tree. we have those already.

Trees are big and take up a lot of space.  Bacteria are small therefore use little space.  Trees take time to grow big.  Bacteria divide like crazy and in very little time.  That application is about efficiency and speed.

it that not just as dangerous ?  they release this, bacteria it grows keeps consuming all the carbon dioxide, all the trees and plant die from lack of carbon dioxide, and we starve to death.  genius idea !

yeah it is a bit dodgy, front row seats and he is holding the sign up backwords so the cameras can read it, would he not have the writing facing Hildog ?

as Bart Simpson said "the stupid little differences are nothing compared to the stupid big similarities"

I read the screenplay and it rocked years ago and was dying for this film to come out, so Yeah bit disappointed with it,
Will smith was actually good for a change.

check it out
http://www.horrorlair.com/scripts/legend.txt

Please say it was Ben affleck and hugh grant !!!

XXXX or ecksecksecksecks

you look around for some bills or letters.  you give them the phone number of the house so they can look that up and get the address.

The advanced weather machine !

as used by God (AKA killy mcgee)

the whole noah's ark/flood nearly wiped out the population of the world

Yeah my mom is always like, John don't leave any traces and don't use you real name, but it works the Terminators haven't found us in weeks !

Marinejuana wrote:

i think ATG is on to something

I think Paw's been at the hash brownies again !

shit just happens, power corrupts, and in countries where a leader has awesome power they can go a bit crazy , believe they are changing the world or doing God's work and wipe out a couple of million people without blinking an eye. I know i definitely would !


When you say "This process can be stopped", how ?  if it is happening, and has been since the early 1900's what is the average joe to do ? start a Militia and hide out in the hills Red Dawn style ?

gameaddict wrote:

Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:

This is why in WWIII all illegals and minorities will be givin the task of fighting for america.

Operation black shield.

wasn't it operation "get behind the Darkies"

it will happen in a 100 years or so, economic recession will be the main cause but plus some social factors
I could imagine different states, like California, eventually declaring independence.

Dersmikner wrote:

EVieira, that's what I'm saying. Our anti-terrorism shit has got to be incredible. Either that or we're dealing with a bunch of half asses who don't know how to put cover sheets on their TPS reports, much less tackle a nation.

haha,

yeah I find it strange that these guys in the latest terrorist attacks in the UK and Glasgow are trained Doctors (so they are not exactly stupid) and it was such a half assed attempt (thanks god or allah). 

if it was in Iraq they would have killed themselves but in the UK they survived their Suicide attacks ?? I think maybe they we coerced into doing it again their will so their heart wasn't really in it.

rdx-fx wrote:

http://www.gamealbums.com/images/asteroids.gif

Atari Asteroids Ship

ah hail to the brave crew of the ss triangle

if I'm fixing/reinstalling windows on anyones PC I allways install Avast , cause it free.

i have tried AVG and it kept making Internet explorer crash.

I Just plain hate Norton, how much memory and how many processes does it need ffs !

I used a cracked version of NOD32 (free updateds til 2011 !), i thought that was good but again would crash a lot (probably because of the crack)

I finall bought an antivirus and I wens for..... Kaspersky, I think its great, you wouldn't even know it was running, and can be very advanced if you want it to be (detects/stops changes to your registry if you want).  well worth the $29 a year

now where's the video of the cripple fights ?

yeah just because someone is shouting he is disabled doesn't make him so,  the cops have no idea if he is and it souldn't matter. In the video he seemss to be grabbing some woman.

also if he is mentally disabled and doesn't know what he is doing then who brought him to the Protest ? did someone bring him knowing he will cause a scene ?

the cops have a tough job, obviously, like every job on the planet (president included), there are always going to be some jerks that abuse their power. i don't think you can tar the whole LAPD with the same brush.

wow Iran having oil issues,  you know what might help solve their energy issues ??  A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT !!

lol

I don't see how it is really needed, Home PC's are still pretty new (last 20 years-ish)  so in a generation everyone will grow up with PC's in school and at home anyway. 

but classes in Computers will probably be mandatory in schools before long.

stef10 wrote:

Like you have a sick sense of giving worthless comments?

yes I have a "sense of giving worthless comments" is that like a "sense of smell" or more like a sense of you're a complete tool ?

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Mankind is just fucked up and fails on many levels.  We are selfish and greedy individuals who pollute and rape our planet, and we breed like a virus.  As Bertster says, religion is just another of our many failings.  Lets face it the world would be a better place without us.

that's a bit to much of a depresive attitude for me, although almost everything you said is completely true mankind is also totally fu*king fantastic.

of all the animals on this planet we have thrived and become the most successfully species, we have improved/evolved generation after generation for millions of years, so that now we live in a world with beer, sports, computers, global travel/communication and Jessica Alba.

obviously we've made some f*ck ups along the way and maybe religion is one of those,
like religion probably worked fine when you only had 1 country and everyone was the same religion there, then its lots of "give to the poor" and "help thy neighbour"

but when everyone found there was these other countries with other religions it became "smite thee unbeliever" and "god shall smote thee"

in conclusion........mankind created beer an religion, beer = good, religion = bad. lets call it a draw.

P.S

unless a GOD really did exist and did create Religion, then he has one sick sense of humour !

T.Pike wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Why did he kill them? If they were crooked i understand, But if they aint do shit then fuck man!

"If they were crooked" ? ? ? ? ?

So now it's OK for someone to play Judge, Jury & Executioner ?

There is no reason for anyone to ever shoot a cop.

Yeah he shouldn't be Judge Judy and executioner !

Kira Nerys was one sexy bint

BladeRunner is definityly cool but I prefer the original (with the voiceover) instead of the Directors Cut, and do you think i can find it anywhere on DVD ?

Chop-sticks, MP3 player and a pizza slicer ?  hmm, sounds like MacGyver is on the loose again.

or he stole some food from the first house and thet were chinese-italians !

thats the first time I've ever heard that someone had to get a Hooker drunk first !!

please change the name of this Thread to "WHO ARE YOU GAY FOR" , lol

Eboreus wrote:

played it too and I'm neither fat nor boring.... gosh it was fun back a bunch of years ago! not everyone can be as cool as you are - you of course started playing cool FPS games from the very start and never bothered with uncool stuff like us nerds

you say you're not boring yet you use the word "Gosh".......hmm !