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phone clock > watchmenzo wrote:
NO, Digital watches are coolKimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
screw the watch - just use your cell phone
watches just aren't needed any more as pretty much everyone has a need for a phone and all phones conveniently have a clock
I didn't actually believe you, now I wish I hadPoseidon wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
It ends with everyone having sex.
is that quote suppose to be a negative thing?Fat_Swinub wrote:
"Heroes is third-person, it's more a casual thing, with lots of unlocks. It's almost like Battlefield meets World of Warcraft" -Patrick Liu, Lead Producer of BF1943
They aren't even defending this shit anymore
The hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Meaning of Liff.
I haven't chose a 3rd because there are too many I could put there
Guide to the galaxy really got me into Douglas Adams and from there I read the meaning of Liff (one of the funniest books to just pick up, open at any page and read, I recommend the meaning of liff to anyone with a sense of humour, some of it you would need to be British to understand though)
The Meaning of Liff.
I haven't chose a 3rd because there are too many I could put there
Guide to the galaxy really got me into Douglas Adams and from there I read the meaning of Liff (one of the funniest books to just pick up, open at any page and read, I recommend the meaning of liff to anyone with a sense of humour, some of it you would need to be British to understand though)
Try Slash'EM then and I play it on my DSDeadmonkiefart wrote:
Most difficult addicting game ever: Nethack
lol thats a post i missed and it's funnyFlecco wrote:
Epic post.Bradt3hleader wrote:
I like how people say, "We're Nationals, not Nazis you idiot". Nationals = Nazional (German) which shortened gave the term "Nazi"
Epic quote.
Would definitely read again.
Btw m8 pay more attention in history class and stop reinforcing negative stereotypes of Americans.
thats a bit of a fucker then, have you been updating ok before or are you new?The_Guardsman wrote:
I've tried several times mate... Tis a pain in the arse!Tehremos wrote:
try doing it again?The_Guardsman wrote:
Anyone had this problem yet?
Battlefield Heros Updater
An error occured:Failed to download patch into file.
How the bloody hell do l get around this????
try doing it again?The_Guardsman wrote:
Anyone had this problem yet?
Battlefield Heros Updater
An error occured:Failed to download patch into file.
How the bloody hell do l get around this????
am i getting this right then, if i say I'm straight while in the US military, I would be forced to leave?
because you will get the retards who delete characters that they have spent BF's on and expect their money back or some retarded shitSisco10 wrote:
Plus, I just discovered you have to use BF to buy a new slot for a new a soldier if you used up the 4. How fucked up is that? Why can´t I delete them?!
Renaming should be free (or at least a lot cheaper)
People are spending money on it even though it's expensive, a good business will sell its product for the highest possible price while still attracting enough customers.
I've seen many people in game with BF only items so they must have done a good job at choosing the prices. (they did revamp the pricing during closed beta though, after too many people got pissed off that we couldn't perm buy stuff)
the families have a storyline (or a background story anyway)Stimey wrote:
There are reoccuring families.bennisboy wrote:
seriously, how can a game that has no story line be a prequel to a game that has no story line? X
you are suppose to write the story yourself by playing the game
wiki:A Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch set in Minehead, features a Mr Hilter (sic) as a 'national bocialist' (sic) candidate for mayor of Minehead and re-unification with Taunton. He is staying at a boarding house with his friends Ron Vibbentrop and Heimlich Bimmler.
I work in an amusement arcade, must.....search...every.....20p..... lol
I has to turn up eventually
doubt I'll find it though
I has to turn up eventually
doubt I'll find it though
4 shots on a gunnerDefCon-17 wrote:
I would make the sniper rifles do more damage.
4 headshots to take someone down is ridiculous.
..and people whine about the Commando being overpowered. They must really suck shit.
2 on a commando
3 on a soldier
(using long range rifle)
Why aren't these two labelled the same? Unless Lilly Allen isn't at Glastonbury and is actually preforming elsewhere in Somerset.Kmarion wrote:
The world celebrating his music.. since his death.
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Somerset
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Glastonbury, England
@haffy: 939 socket
@Agent: All I can find is this little sentence which states what the minimum is, but says nothing about how they rate it
"Minimum: Pentium 4/Athlon XP or better"
@Downy: My PC tells me I have a 2.01 GHz (it's slightly oc'ed because I was bored and wanted to see if I could do it)
@Agent: All I can find is this little sentence which states what the minimum is, but says nothing about how they rate it
"Minimum: Pentium 4/Athlon XP or better"
@Downy: My PC tells me I have a 2.01 GHz (it's slightly oc'ed because I was bored and wanted to see if I could do it)
CPU Speed
Minimum: 2.4 GHz
You Have: 2.01 GHz Performance Rated at 3.00 GHz
Many-a-times it has come up with this, now I know my CPU is 2.01 GHz and not 3, but why is it apprently as good as a 3GHz, me confused
especially as I'm below for this game, but rated above, so which is my CPU speed, the 2 or 3 GHz?
for your info only
AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3000+
thank you in advance <3
Minimum: 2.4 GHz
You Have: 2.01 GHz Performance Rated at 3.00 GHz
Many-a-times it has come up with this, now I know my CPU is 2.01 GHz and not 3, but why is it apprently as good as a 3GHz, me confused
especially as I'm below for this game, but rated above, so which is my CPU speed, the 2 or 3 GHz?
for your info only
AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3000+
thank you in advance <3
GamblingMacbeth wrote:
Russian Roulette a sport?
sports don't have to be physical.DrunkFace wrote:
Sports are physical. Chess is not.
playing the lottery wouldn't really be classed as a sport because it isn't physically/mentally demanding.
The lottery is classed as gambling. As there is no skill involved.
The lottery is classed as gambling. As there is no skill involved.
oh Uzique, the sloosh bit had me in stitches, mainly because I have a vivid imagination
+1 good sir
+1 good sir
only if you are in the same channel.CC-Marley wrote:
Also you can hear enemy if they are close and using mumble.
info for new people
the 1 medic and LMG per squad thing, if you are the medic, do not switch kits!
untill you die, no-one in that squad (even if you leave and make another squad) can have a medic kit
@coke: TS is better to be fair, mumble just has the "omg its like so realistic now" factor
the 1 medic and LMG per squad thing, if you are the medic, do not switch kits!
untill you die, no-one in that squad (even if you leave and make another squad) can have a medic kit
@coke: TS is better to be fair, mumble just has the "omg its like so realistic now" factor
The master quest is just reworked puzzles, fight harder enemies (or the harder enemies earlier in each dungeon plus more of them lol)Flecco wrote:
Wat the shit is 'Master Quest'........
If you find the original one easy, this is for you, just as epic, but harder.
I haven't played Twilight Princess, but wind waker and the DS one were really easy, what ever happened to OoT and Majora's Mask difficulty?
Or did I get better lol
I was playing Deus Ex: invisible war, no where near as good as the original, but still good.
Also started playing Slash'EM again, forgot a lot of shit so it feels like I'm learning a lot of it all over again, fucking cockatrices corpses are not food!
as the article mentions family and boyfriend, one would presume the younger male to be her boyfriend, and the older her dad?
I've had it once, it is really freaky and terrifying.
Kmarion, did you draw that?
lol, i did wonder when I read itjamiet757 wrote:
Just to clarify for everyone is EU, "brush" around here means sticks/branches/tree limbsfree brush (centre hall pa)
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^ but that name is weirder
Mafia, you ever been to Dorset?
what,
/confused
Did some mod put the quote code into my post or did I? I'm sure I didn't...
/confused
Did some mod put the quote code into my post or did I? I'm sure I didn't...
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SS courtesying of Nardini over at [TG]
officially the closest win ever
can you sniff your own dick? or is this someone elses?
if the first option, can you give yourself a blow job?
if the first option, can you give yourself a blow job?
lol the original had some great moments lol
I hope it doesnt get ruined
I hope it doesnt get ruined
strangely, I've been getting weird random disconnects, more easily noticeable when torrenting something, but also when using firefox (possible also chrome at the same time).
It would just cut out, no disconnect message either, my modem even thinks it's still connected.
It hasn't happened for a couple of days though.
It would just cut out, no disconnect message either, my modem even thinks it's still connected.
It hasn't happened for a couple of days though.
city folk eh
think they're god almighty
us yokels would never have done something so silly (not use a dry bag I mean, canoeing is fun, sailing is better)
Surely when planning to go canoeing the "how do I protect my electronic equipment" was one of those slap-in-the-face-moments that sensible, intellectual people think about when water is involved.
think they're god almighty
us yokels would never have done something so silly (not use a dry bag I mean, canoeing is fun, sailing is better)
Surely when planning to go canoeing the "how do I protect my electronic equipment" was one of those slap-in-the-face-moments that sensible, intellectual people think about when water is involved.
Haven't we all be that guy before?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
And you were probably classic creepy guy in the corner.SirSchloppy wrote:
Girl in my local club last night had the most amazing tits ever, they seemed to have their own gravity pull, they were jiggling all night.seymorebutts443 wrote:
im pretty sure this only applies if you are talking to a hot girl, and she has some great tits.
With some women, you know they are doing it for attention, so give them the creepiest "I'm a dirty pervert" face possible
War Man wrote:
It is supposedly a religion, but it really ain't a true religion. Just some joke Tom Cruise Hubbard came up with when he was on crack.Bertster7 wrote:
It's like religion, but more expensive and with aliens.Ioan92 wrote:
wtf is scientology
in two I only ever played in 1 neighbourhood anywayFinray wrote:
Hah, good point. Another neighbourhood isn't really that much of the game tbh. Does anyone actually read/care about the back story?farmerfez wrote:
the one released wasn't incomplete, EA is just saying that to cover their asses and make it look like it
I've had it and had no issues and the game seems perfectly full xD
EA fails again
You don't know who she is, my friend, she placed 4th in Big brother!!!!!!!!KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Jade Goody is some stupid bitch that the media across the pond covers for no good reason? I've seen a bunch of topics here about her and I have no idea who she is. Everytime I read her name I think of Jane Goodall.
4TH I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was also racist I believe.
why do all these "green" cars look like they are from a really dodgy film from the 1980 that is set in the year 2000?
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
but we would be so grateful if a shop of hitler wearing a pimp suit would arise on the internetLittle BaBy JESUS wrote:
Effort.krazed wrote:
photoshopers go!unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Hitler in a pimp outfit
pretty please
it has to be, I wouldn't want my precious Cristiano Ronaldo getting hurt now would Iusmarine wrote:
lol soccer acts like such pansies
why is it called Ron?
if computer hardware was a sexual fetish of mine, i would have jizzed allover my moniter with that postm3thod wrote:
thar you go mateySwitch wrote:
lovely. Care to reccomend a gfx card? Nowt too flashy, but when i bring the chix round i dont fancy them seeing a clapped out old radeon. Nar what i mean?
http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showprodu … mp;subcat=
lol wtf, I've seem a lot of weird porn and imagined weirder, but has never seem thatGravyDan wrote:
I file things into my brain into two categories: spankable, or not. Playboy falls under the "not" category. If my porn doesn't include at least one amputee midget dressed as a robot, then I'm out.
nvidia is the way forward my friend, all real "manly" men love an nvidia card