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So these are my daily drivers. What I wear to work.
Sterling Silver. I might decide to do white gold someday but like these so far. I don't buy plated jewelry.
If I could get away with it, I would probably do two on each hand. Maybe I will do more than 1 on each finger when I am outside of work and/or raving.
I am getting a bracelet for my birthday. Also silver. I don't care for gold.
Sterling Silver. I might decide to do white gold someday but like these so far. I don't buy plated jewelry.
If I could get away with it, I would probably do two on each hand. Maybe I will do more than 1 on each finger when I am outside of work and/or raving.
I am getting a bracelet for my birthday. Also silver. I don't care for gold.
I would wear a face mask while on the bus.
In fact I wish face mask were still mandatory. No one wears a face mask where I am but I would press a button to make the mask mandatory at work if it were a rule. In fact we should all be like the Asian and wear a face mask all the time.
I don't give a fuck about most of the people I come in contact with and certainly don't want their germs. If face mask were mandatory I would support the police hitting people with bats to wear a mask.
In fact I wish face mask were still mandatory. No one wears a face mask where I am but I would press a button to make the mask mandatory at work if it were a rule. In fact we should all be like the Asian and wear a face mask all the time.
I don't give a fuck about most of the people I come in contact with and certainly don't want their germs. If face mask were mandatory I would support the police hitting people with bats to wear a mask.
It sucks that you know Jay retconned that part of his life in his future biography. The next forum he is on, he will never mention those Pell Grants.
Meanwhile I will never feel bad about fucking Asian women and Jews while the government pays me a salary.
I regret nothing. I feel no mercy. I am the fucking Terminator.
Meanwhile I will never feel bad about fucking Asian women and Jews while the government pays me a salary.
I regret nothing. I feel no mercy. I am the fucking Terminator.
I pay HR Block to do my taxes after I do it myself. They usually come out to a little more back than when I do it.
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"It is an interest free loan to the government!" Yeah well I was going to blow the money on drugs and Tinder girls anyway. It is better I get it all at once.
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"It is an interest free loan to the government!" Yeah well I was going to blow the money on drugs and Tinder girls anyway. It is better I get it all at once.
I have absolutely no plans to ever pay back my student loans. Public Service Loan Forgiveness. I will end up well over $100,000 once I start a PhD in Fall 2025. And I will make the bare minimum payments on it until PSLF removes it all.
And I don't feel bad about it at all. "You made a promise to pay the money back!"
Yeah, and you promised your wife you wouldn't cheat on her and you promised your God you would go to church every Sunday. Don't bitch to me about promises.
What I wanted to talk to you about today are cucks. Cucks, people who let others fuck them over.
The real cucks are the Republicans and their loved ones who are like "I took out student loans and plan to pay them back. I don't want the government to pay for me." You fucking losers.
Fuck the morality of paying back the government for anything. Take as much as you can. Be like Trump. Take as much as you can. Fuck the girl you want to fuck. Bully your coworker. Nothing matters. Trump said so.
God bless America
And I don't feel bad about it at all. "You made a promise to pay the money back!"
Yeah, and you promised your wife you wouldn't cheat on her and you promised your God you would go to church every Sunday. Don't bitch to me about promises.
What I wanted to talk to you about today are cucks. Cucks, people who let others fuck them over.
The real cucks are the Republicans and their loved ones who are like "I took out student loans and plan to pay them back. I don't want the government to pay for me." You fucking losers.
Fuck the morality of paying back the government for anything. Take as much as you can. Be like Trump. Take as much as you can. Fuck the girl you want to fuck. Bully your coworker. Nothing matters. Trump said so.
God bless America
You have to pay taxes back? I got back $3000. I feel like we are both fucking up our holdings.
It looks futuristic.
I want a G36. A black AK like the AK-101 and a G36. Don't want no AR-15.
I want a G36. A black AK like the AK-101 and a G36. Don't want no AR-15.
I got my first pair of glasses. Ray Ban.
I plan to eventually get fitted for contacts but want to give the glasses a try first.
The total cost of the eye exam, frame, and the special lens they up sold me was $528. After insurance and my job reimbursement the total cost to me was only $130.
I plan to eventually get fitted for contacts but want to give the glasses a try first.
The total cost of the eye exam, frame, and the special lens they up sold me was $528. After insurance and my job reimbursement the total cost to me was only $130.
Nice. Mac's are great. I am a believer now.
Nice watch. Welcome to the Watchmen.
What kind of Mac? How do you like it?
I just got a silver thumb ring.
My girlfriend is getting me a silver bracelet for my birthday.
What kind of Mac? How do you like it?
I just got a silver thumb ring.
My girlfriend is getting me a silver bracelet for my birthday.
I refuse to use public transportation. I will not ride a bus. Busses are full of disease. I haven't rode a bus in years.
Subways are different. Sometimes you need to use the subway. But otherwise they are also full of disease.
Subways are different. Sometimes you need to use the subway. But otherwise they are also full of disease.
I used ChatGPT to write my girlfriend an apology note.
It has been a bad week for concert halls and bridges
People who wear a face mask in public need to stop. The Muslims need to take off the scarves. The Asians need to take off the face mask.
The new girl at work is Israeli. Like she came to America as a child around 6. She is fluent in English but counts and curses in Hebrew.
We spent Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday morning in a cafe in NYC chatting for hours during the field trip. There was also a reception where we had a glass of wine together. She didn't mention if she was single or seeing anyone. We are excitedly planning our next field trip together to Washington D.C., or NYC. She wants to go to Poland too.
She is really cool. We are working on a work project together and she said to let her know when the next work party will happen so we could have a drink together.
I hope I am not reading too much into her just being friendly. She wants to collaborate on a lot of things together.
The reason why I posted this here is to let you know that I support Israel drinking the blood of every man, woman, and child in Gaza. But only if I get to date the Israeli girl.
We spent Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday morning in a cafe in NYC chatting for hours during the field trip. There was also a reception where we had a glass of wine together. She didn't mention if she was single or seeing anyone. We are excitedly planning our next field trip together to Washington D.C., or NYC. She wants to go to Poland too.
She is really cool. We are working on a work project together and she said to let her know when the next work party will happen so we could have a drink together.
I hope I am not reading too much into her just being friendly. She wants to collaborate on a lot of things together.
The reason why I posted this here is to let you know that I support Israel drinking the blood of every man, woman, and child in Gaza. But only if I get to date the Israeli girl.
That blue is fire
Why don't you buy a scanner so you can check your own check engine lights. I have one. They are cheap these days
So the guy I share a room with is going to drop a DYFS case on me.
You know the child abuse police. I may have to give a statement to the Child Abuse police.
Long story short, he is going to call DYFS on a parent. One of the teacher aides talked him into it. The aide is stupid and the teacher I share a room with is stupid for being talked into this bullshit.
I tried to talk him out of it but it didn't work.
I tried to warn him that it seems like the Child Study Team, the people whose job it would be to contact DYFS, are setting him up to get thrown under the bus.
The CST caseworker told him "sure, you can call DYFS" "You can call" basically putting the fallout of all of this on him since he will be the one the initiate it. That part really cracks me up.
So this is where we are at. The aide and the teacher dropping a DYFS case on us all. The teacher isn't tenured and this isn't the first issue with him being a drama queen.
Strong feeling this guy isn't getting renewed. I don't know what I would say if I was asked about him by admin. Our supervisor is the one who wrote my leadership recommendation letter.
You know the child abuse police. I may have to give a statement to the Child Abuse police.
Long story short, he is going to call DYFS on a parent. One of the teacher aides talked him into it. The aide is stupid and the teacher I share a room with is stupid for being talked into this bullshit.
I tried to talk him out of it but it didn't work.
I tried to warn him that it seems like the Child Study Team, the people whose job it would be to contact DYFS, are setting him up to get thrown under the bus.
The CST caseworker told him "sure, you can call DYFS" "You can call" basically putting the fallout of all of this on him since he will be the one the initiate it. That part really cracks me up.
So this is where we are at. The aide and the teacher dropping a DYFS case on us all. The teacher isn't tenured and this isn't the first issue with him being a drama queen.
Strong feeling this guy isn't getting renewed. I don't know what I would say if I was asked about him by admin. Our supervisor is the one who wrote my leadership recommendation letter.
Nice watch. Very expensive. Do you have a Rolex yet? You can afford one if you can get the Tudor.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I just ordered another watch. This one is also a Tudor Pelagos, but in blue. One of the first watches that piqued my interest in horology.
It will be here Friday. Eggcited!
My girlfriend got me a MK watch for V Day. I like it. I like the classy look to it.
When I finish my MA in Ed Leadership I want to get myself a Gucci watch. Something flashy I can show off at whatever's. I really like this one.
The Cartier Santos is one I plan to get in the distant future. Maybe if I get promoted to admin or complete a PhD. I want the Santos more than I want any Rolex or something else. It has a very classy look to it. Great for a wedding, funeral, etc.
I am thinking about rings too. I started wearing a silver ring my girlfriend got me for Christmas. It looks like this though the center shiny part is larger.
I wear it on my right middle figure. I like silver rings and watches since it goes well with my light brown skin tone.
I was thinking of getting another ring for my left hand. I wear a watch and ring on my right so I need to balance it out with a ring on my left.
I am not sure if I should get another silver for my left hand or something like
Like a black strip in the middle ring. What do you think?
We need to stop pandering to people with food allergies.
I am at a conference. The conference mentioned that there will lunch served with a veggie option, a glutton free option, and everything will be nut and dairy free.
This is all too much. What is left after you ban meat, bread, nuts and dairy? Not much.
I am at a conference. The conference mentioned that there will lunch served with a veggie option, a glutton free option, and everything will be nut and dairy free.
This is all too much. What is left after you ban meat, bread, nuts and dairy? Not much.
I can't get past the first hour of Dune Part 1. Slow and boring
I am surrounded by college educated women.
In your level of corporate to do so is suicidal. We are unionized public workers though. Principals married to assistant superintendents. Married teachers teaching across the hallway from each other. Etc.
The Hulk would have never treated you this way.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Saw Ric Flair at the airport bar in Tulsa. Went up to him to try to get a pic.
Me: Ric, I'm a huge fan. Sorry to bother you-
Ric Flair: then don't
Me: fair enough
Considering you are getting married, it would probably make sense to get a WFH setup so you can spend time with your new wife. You don't want to slip a commute into your 'honeymoon period.'
My bisexual male coworker got me a Valentine Day gift.
It is the guy I share a classroom with.
The school was selling these lollipop Valentine Day thing. They would be delivered to the homeroom by students. They have a little "to and from" thing.
He also got one for himself but he didn't get one for the other guy that we share a room with.
I thanked him but didn't make a big deal of it. This is separate from the creepy guy above.
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There are 3 lady teachers and 2 aides that I have a chance with I think. Two of the lady teachers are new to the district this year. The other one is the union vice president.
It is the guy I share a classroom with.
The school was selling these lollipop Valentine Day thing. They would be delivered to the homeroom by students. They have a little "to and from" thing.
He also got one for himself but he didn't get one for the other guy that we share a room with.
I thanked him but didn't make a big deal of it. This is separate from the creepy guy above.
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There are 3 lady teachers and 2 aides that I have a chance with I think. Two of the lady teachers are new to the district this year. The other one is the union vice president.
Being a food critic or reviewer is not something to be proud of. Like that guy who reviews Pizza.
Is that really your talent? Being able to eat food.
Eating should never be a thing you would want recorded or have people see you do. Definitely shouldn't be a career.
Eating is gross and sloppy like sex. No one looks good huffing down food. No one should make a job of eating things. Eating should be like praying and pooping. Something you do privately and/or embarrassingly.
Is that really your talent? Being able to eat food.
Eating should never be a thing you would want recorded or have people see you do. Definitely shouldn't be a career.
Eating is gross and sloppy like sex. No one looks good huffing down food. No one should make a job of eating things. Eating should be like praying and pooping. Something you do privately and/or embarrassingly.
I am being sexually harassed by a gay man I need to be friends with for a professional project. It is not fun being on the opposite side of this.
You look great. Literally the person many girls imagine when they dream of their wedding.
I want to become a drug and substance abuse counselor. It sounds like an interesting career.
Captain of the homos. They gave you your own room.
That's why the military is a homo summer camp that never ends. All of the soldiers are runaways who couldn't man up and tell their parents they are gay. So they ran away to join the military to have an excuse to never marry a woman.
Show your barrack buddies a picture of my Louis Vuitton wallet. It would buy you street cred with the secret gays.
Show your barrack buddies a picture of my Louis Vuitton wallet. It would buy you street cred with the secret gays.
Thanks for the recommendation. Do they have stores or would I have to order online?
What brand do you think women would be impressed by? Other than Rolex? I really like the Cartier men's watches.
They look nice without being obnoxious. They also seem like something I could someday afford unlike a Rolex.
Gucci, LV, Coach even?
What brand do you think women would be impressed by? Other than Rolex? I really like the Cartier men's watches.
They look nice without being obnoxious. They also seem like something I could someday afford unlike a Rolex.
Gucci, LV, Coach even?
Some of them are contracted, some of them are contracted and unionized, and others are through a temp agency. It would be problematic to give them a different assignment than the ones they were hired and expected to do. Doubly so when they are unionized.
That's all fine by me. I am neither an admin or an asshole. And the behavior by my coworker to snitch on the lady was asshole behavior. I really didn't like it and it makes me want to help and deal with him less.
That's all fine by me. I am neither an admin or an asshole. And the behavior by my coworker to snitch on the lady was asshole behavior. I really didn't like it and it makes me want to help and deal with him less.
Louis Vuitton has a new male jewelry line.
I really like this $17,000 ring.
I like this men's bracelet.
"Affordable" at only $800.
This ring is $5000. I like it but not as much as the top one.
I really like this $17,000 ring.
I like this men's bracelet.
"Affordable" at only $800.
This ring is $5000. I like it but not as much as the top one.
I like bracelet straps. Would $500 be a good starting point? I am literally just looking for something to impress women who wouldn't know any better while also not embarrassing myself if a guy asked about it.
Nothing is stopping you from posting your stories about hanging out in the homo barracks with the other runaways and closet cases.
The guy I share a homeroom with snitched on a coworker.
There is a one on one teacher aide who recently had a baby. She was pregnant before she left.
Now she is back. Her job is to walk a special education student between classes and provide any support the kid needs. The kid is a high school student though. The kid is friendly and not disruptive. They are basically in their own world and the other kids don't bother her.
In my class the aide will put her head down and nap. I don't mind. She is a new mother and I don't need her to do anything anyway.
In his class the teacher aide will go to the teacher lounge couch and nap.
So the guy I share a classroom with went to the special education supervisor and told on the lady.
This had a ripple effect through the department though. The teachers do not like the one on one aides being in the classroom. We don't like another pair of eyes watching and judging us while we work.
So when the students are absent the one on one aides will tell us and then go someplace else for the day. Either to the teacher lounge or a friend's classroom. Maybe they will even leave for the day. That's awesome because again the teachers don't want the aides there anyway.
But since my coworker snitched on the one aide, the admin is now making sure the aides are in the classrooms even if the kid is out for the day. They tell them to "follow the kid's schedule anyway." This has upset the aides and the teachers.
I learned of the snitching through one of the aides who complained to me which means the aides are complaining among themselves and with the other teachers. So now a lot of people in our department have labeled the teacher a snitch.
As for me, I am keeping a distance from the teacher I share a classroom with. Freezing him out arguably. It wasn't cool he snitched and caused problems for the entire department he also snitched on a new mom.
There is a one on one teacher aide who recently had a baby. She was pregnant before she left.
Now she is back. Her job is to walk a special education student between classes and provide any support the kid needs. The kid is a high school student though. The kid is friendly and not disruptive. They are basically in their own world and the other kids don't bother her.
In my class the aide will put her head down and nap. I don't mind. She is a new mother and I don't need her to do anything anyway.
In his class the teacher aide will go to the teacher lounge couch and nap.
So the guy I share a classroom with went to the special education supervisor and told on the lady.
This had a ripple effect through the department though. The teachers do not like the one on one aides being in the classroom. We don't like another pair of eyes watching and judging us while we work.
So when the students are absent the one on one aides will tell us and then go someplace else for the day. Either to the teacher lounge or a friend's classroom. Maybe they will even leave for the day. That's awesome because again the teachers don't want the aides there anyway.
But since my coworker snitched on the one aide, the admin is now making sure the aides are in the classrooms even if the kid is out for the day. They tell them to "follow the kid's schedule anyway." This has upset the aides and the teachers.
I learned of the snitching through one of the aides who complained to me which means the aides are complaining among themselves and with the other teachers. So now a lot of people in our department have labeled the teacher a snitch.
As for me, I am keeping a distance from the teacher I share a classroom with. Freezing him out arguably. It wasn't cool he snitched and caused problems for the entire department he also snitched on a new mom.
What would be a good beginner piece for a teacher? Something he could use when he gets dressed up for parties with the other lady teachers?
What kind of hat should I wear?
You are only saying that because you own 0 women.
My chosen identity is player
Ethical non-monogamy is gross. Just cheat on your spouses like normal people. I hate hearing about this weird nonsense.
You are fucked. Buy a gun and take it to work.
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Can you get a job with Dilbert to build SkyNet?
I live an exciting life of managing a harem of 5s. Do you own a harem of 5s?
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holy fuck sobriety is so fucking boring
Clear the threats with a small nuke?IDF says 21 soldiers killed in the worst incident in Gaza since October 7
Hamas terrorists fire anti-tank missile at buildings rigged with explosives near border with Israel ahead of demolition in efforts to clear area from threats to Israeli communities; fire triggers mass explosion, killing troops
Israel is tracking the casualties of their battle. They aren't so tough when they aren't dropping bombs from the sky.
https://www.gov.il/en/departments/news/ … casualties