a sharp speck is a floater on the lense! if your burn your retina it creates blurry gaps in your vision, you brain tries to compensate, stop trying to scare them, but a trip to the specialist is a must!bennisboy wrote:
Sounds like you burned part of your retina from looking at a bright light or laserLucien wrote:
My turn to blog.
symptom 1:
I see a sort of.. speck. It's as if there was a piece of dirt on my eye, and I could see it (without the excruciating pain) It's always there, but it's particularly visible when I look at bright things. When I look at something else, the speck follows, but with delayed motion. It's also pretty small.
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Yeah, I have a floater, seeing it against bright backgrounds is the key, isnt anything to worry about, just stuck with it.CC-Marley wrote:
Symptom 1 sounds like a floater. http://www.agingeye.net/visionbasics/fl … oaters.php
the other symptoms could be bad prescription! none of us are trained eye specialists so go see one rule out anything dodgy!!
Something like 95% of eye loss condtions can be cured if caught early!! so go get looked at mate!!
Archer wrote:
heretic 1 or doom shareware
Couldn't breathe, you know when you laugh so hard your lungs hurt, lmfao!! best prank to date, trying to create an exploding birthday cake!!Funky_Finny wrote:
You were literally rotfl :]
He took it like a man I have to say! other than the dialogue you hear he was good as gold! and yes he still smokes but only his own!! lolfatherted13 wrote:
did he kick you?samfink wrote:
did he kick the habit?
Not comments about being English lol! I don't make comments about your accents!! lol, we invented the language therefore by logical deduction its you who have the silly accents!
We took all the tobacco out of a cigarette, is really difficult not to crinkle it, then pushed in a small banger! tiny little thing smuggled in from france! then put the baccy back in!
I couldn't believe it worked, it weighed almost double a normal cigarette and when he tapped it on the ashtray made a cheerful ding...ding...ding, but as you see he was none the wiser!! lol
We took all the tobacco out of a cigarette, is really difficult not to crinkle it, then pushed in a small banger! tiny little thing smuggled in from france! then put the baccy back in!
I couldn't believe it worked, it weighed almost double a normal cigarette and when he tapped it on the ashtray made a cheerful ding...ding...ding, but as you see he was none the wiser!! lol
Dunno dont smoke! molboro or someting!fatherted13 wrote:
What cigs were they?
lol, yeah! but I made him a new one, seemed the least I could do, especially as I'd been rolling around on the floor for best part of 15 minutes almost crying through laughter!Magpie wrote:
nice shame that the tea went to waste
yup, essentially the same thing here, I don't smoke but he would happily take everyone elses! lol, thinking of doing the same for all the tramps who are always trying to ponce!!DankmanHightimes wrote:
a black cat (firework) fits perfectly into a cig. we dumped all the tabacco out droped in the black cat and repack the tabacco.
we meet our friend to buy some pot, got the shit from him and he asked for a cig(like he always did, he never had his own cigs always bummed them from us). he was driving down the road a head of us, unfortunaly we couldnt catch up in time to see it explode. (like the vid got a few pulls on it then BAMM).well let just say we glad he wasnt hitting it when it exploded. burnt and brusied his index and middle finger where he was holding it. we caught up to him at a red light where we were turning and he was goin straight, he was PISSED. i think it was the last time he ever asked us for a cig again.
I've done it before, but the other parties were in on the joke, like so many on you tube! this one he was none the wiser!! plus he didn't know about the camera!! thats key! so much funnier with the lasting memories!! he now laughs! thinks its a classic!
We've subsequently done it to 3 other people! no video! sadly
I assure you he didn't, have set one of the bangers off on my hand! make a lot of noise but no damage!gene_pool wrote:
thats not funny my brother died that way.
of what? his hearing?? or a cigarette?fatherted13 wrote:
What a waste
think it was worth every penny, still laugh when I watch it!! he took it well though! even killed his cup of tea! lol
lol, was deaf for 3 days! but thats the price he pays for choking us all with his smoke!! lol
Poor fucker! didn't know we'd laced a cigarette! lol
I'm the one rolling around laughing on the floor!
I'm the one rolling around laughing on the floor!
Ta I had a go wouldn't work, but I've seen what you've done, have learnt something new, wahoo!badhq wrote:
Fixed the link for youStealth_Bain wrote:
Check this out, was a good laugh
this addy is the finished vid,
http://www.nbet.org/videos/chavs.wmv
What do you think? any suggestions?
If you find it amusing, check out the rest of our media on www.nbet.org or check you tube, search nbet! we've a few delightful pyrotechnic treats!!
Check this out, was a good laugh
this addy is the finished vid,
http://www.nbet.org/videos/chavs.wmv
What do you think? any suggestions?
If you find it amusing, check out the rest of our media on www.nbet.org or check you tube, search nbet! we've a few delightful pyrotechnic treats!!
Fixed the link for you
this addy is the finished vid,
http://www.nbet.org/videos/chavs.wmv
What do you think? any suggestions?
If you find it amusing, check out the rest of our media on www.nbet.org or check you tube, search nbet! we've a few delightful pyrotechnic treats!!
Fixed the link for you
Have been in the same position before!! both victim and "giver"!! lol.
Really satisfying is knifing peoples feet and the encore of "MEDIC!!!!!" or "blah blah blah" (arabic)
Not as funny when when you get knifed by someone you can't see!! he'll learn eventually.
Well done for getting the screen shot, normally I'm too busy stabbing!!
Really satisfying is knifing peoples feet and the encore of "MEDIC!!!!!" or "blah blah blah" (arabic)
Not as funny when when you get knifed by someone you can't see!! he'll learn eventually.
Well done for getting the screen shot, normally I'm too busy stabbing!!
Who would win out of your head and my shovel!? hopefully my shovel! pang!
lol
lol
I hate the servers without ping kicking, you have someone running aorund with a 400+ ping slowing the whole lot down for everyone!
I tend to search for servers that I get less than 100 ping! really helps when sniping!
I tend to search for servers that I get less than 100 ping! really helps when sniping!
I bet my left testicle nothing changes for the good!!
I enjoy playing in K and P servers occasionally, does this mean it'll stop? does this also mean that the idiot admins will stop enforcing silly rules, like no clays or no artillery on different bits of the map and such like??
I'll wait and see!!
I enjoy playing in K and P servers occasionally, does this mean it'll stop? does this also mean that the idiot admins will stop enforcing silly rules, like no clays or no artillery on different bits of the map and such like??
I'll wait and see!!
Theres a previous thread and screenshots of this,
try search will clear it up for you
try search will clear it up for you
Will be never!! but think about it if they did they'd only nerf everything!
do we want it spoilt anymore??
do we want it spoilt anymore??
As reliable as the SLR?? I've got mates in the force, best one is a medic I hear some terrible stories with crap kit. but all stories so not verifiable facts!joker3327 wrote:
The rifle is not that bad now its had the mid life upgrade SA80 A2 ..... and the boots have got better .... Pro boot... good field boot..Stealth_Bain wrote:
To have a smaller amount of deaths injuries as an attacking force is prob the best statistic you can pull from that! our boys were fighting 13,000km's from home and still go tthe job done, was an amazing effort, even got a bombing raid down there from one of our V bombers designed for nuclear war (wasn't really a successful bombing but they didn't see that coming).joker3327 wrote:
Oh yes it was..... .... ..... ...... ......
258 British and 649 Argentine deaths
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War
Most of the Argies were conscripts and our paras really made them pay, were outnumbered by a 2 to 1 minimum and still made whole fields of them surrender!! beware of those chaps who wear the winged badge!!
Also had something to do with those amazing little jet aircraft we invented called the sea harrier!!!
All that said I don't reckon our guys could do it again, the spirit is still there, some of the best guys in the world are in our armed forces.
But sadly the support and equiptment isn't they have rifles that don't work, crap boots etc and ancient aircraft carrier that prob wont make it. Is a disgrace our government allowed the armed forces to erode so much!!
To have a smaller amount of deaths injuries as an attacking force is prob the best statistic you can pull from that! our boys were fighting 13,000km's from home and still go tthe job done, was an amazing effort, even got a bombing raid down there from one of our V bombers designed for nuclear war (wasn't really a successful bombing but they didn't see that coming).joker3327 wrote:
Oh yes it was..... .... ..... ...... ......Gfinners wrote:
The last war there we were lucky to win, it wasn't an 'Asscreaming' as some of you think it was.
258 British and 649 Argentine deaths
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War
Most of the Argies were conscripts and our paras really made them pay, were outnumbered by a 2 to 1 minimum and still made whole fields of them surrender!! beware of those chaps who wear the winged badge!!
That said it wasn't just the paras there, was the whole lot, more than I can quote, read the link posted above! amazing effort chaps!
Also had something to do with those amazing little jet aircraft we invented called the sea harrier!!!
All that said I don't reckon our guys could do it again, the spirit is still there, some of the best guys in the world are in our armed forces.
But sadly the support and equiptment isn't they have rifles that don't work, crap boots etc and ancient aircraft carrier that prob wont make it. Is a disgrace our government allowed the armed forces to erode so much!!
Absolutley right, they are British citizens, and as long as they want to stay that way, end of debate as far as I'm concerned! its the way our whole empire worked (in principle)ProudLimey wrote:
Something which this small article leaves out is what the Falklanders want, and they want to remain British. It'll stay that way.
Agreed, well all the g36s really,tahadar wrote:
seriously the G36E totally owns for countersniping
I have to agree, got flattened by a few cars in my time and have to laugh!! and if I'm honest it inspired me to do it a little too have competitions trying squish the opposing commander!! lolGhost_of_Viking wrote:
cartillery or deffibrilator most acurate guns in game even if cartillery was nerfed a bit
But I think the game is better without it, although crates still work.
lol, agreed, great anti sniper weapon! not that I'm a noobtuber have used the kit the least but when the mood takes, is funny as hell!!! whoooosh boooom!!!!FathomsDown wrote:
Where's the option for SRAW?
Nothing like a noob tube!! theres no being revived!! plus its funny as hell when you get a sucessful kill with it!! that'd get my vote.
The G36's are pretty good at a distance too, the L85 is ok but you need to be prone to get the grouping close enough!!
The G36's are pretty good at a distance too, the L85 is ok but you need to be prone to get the grouping close enough!!
lol,Magpie wrote:
wtf dude wtfFancy_Pollux wrote:
Take a picture of your monitor with a digital camera.
Use powerdvd it has a screenshot function??
Got some porn you need stills from?
PM me if you need a copy, may be able to help!
Got some porn you need stills from?
PM me if you need a copy, may be able to help!
sounds fairMagpie wrote:
True datMongoose wrote:
sounds cool, but i dont want to download anything unless its hardcore porn
Well done and thanks for getting it back up, is an invaluable tool to anyone playing BF2.
keep it up chaps
keep it up chaps
You'll find a link to the facts in the post straight after! have read quite a few books recently on the two different MBT's but nothing to hand! see the link tells you the lot. (could've cut and pasted the lot but seemed easier to do that so people can read it if they like) http://www.army-technology.com/projects … index.html
P.S. I read a comment that Americans don't like being called yanks, I don't like being called a brit!! we're British or Britons! (tit for tat, although I was very careful not be be offensive)
P.S. I read a comment that Americans don't like being called yanks, I don't like being called a brit!! we're British or Britons! (tit for tat, although I was very careful not be be offensive)
quote myself, lolStealth_Bain wrote:
gene_pool wrote:
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Des.Kmal wrote:
ThomasMorgan wrote:
Nope.
I couldn't care less what other people do on their accounts. They paid for the game...so let them play it. Knife/Pistol/High Points/Padders doesn't affect me one way or the other.
Is smoothbore! same barrel as the leopard II according to this. check this link, http://www.army-technology.com/projects … index.htmlShopvac wrote:
Nice post Venom,
I didn't even know that Germany was still producing tanks post WWII. I'm glad they are. It seems that after WWI they've consistently been ahead of the engineering curve when it comes to tank development.
Us Yanks should also remember that we don't always get the whole story when it comes to our military. ie. Our tank armor was actually developed by the UK.
One last question though, am I right that Brittan uses a rifled main gun on the Challenger? If so, are the Brits the only country to use a rifled main gun on their tank?
+1 for the first person who can find me the answer.
prob find its a NATO standard for the rounds, but I couldn't be arsed to read into it!!
The challenger II is a close second to the M1A2, has better armour, and in my opinion looks and sounds sexier.
Is more modern and easier to get parts, the M1 needs much more maintenance and the Americans have issues with sourcing the engines (apparently the company who makes them went bust)
for example, replacing the engne in an M1 is 24hours, the challenger is more like 2 or 3!
For 60's technology the M1 is amazing, the best tank to ever exist and prob will never be beaten, they're now moving on to smaller faster vehicles that can be transported by air!
Luckily were all on the same side so its not really an issue which is better. Its th epoor soviet equipted chaps that need to worry!! I'd run from either.
Is more modern and easier to get parts, the M1 needs much more maintenance and the Americans have issues with sourcing the engines (apparently the company who makes them went bust)
for example, replacing the engne in an M1 is 24hours, the challenger is more like 2 or 3!
For 60's technology the M1 is amazing, the best tank to ever exist and prob will never be beaten, they're now moving on to smaller faster vehicles that can be transported by air!
Luckily were all on the same side so its not really an issue which is better. Its th epoor soviet equipted chaps that need to worry!! I'd run from either.
buy the game youll get a valid key!!
I cross my fingers and hope this pile of crap doesn't crash to desktop!!
I lost £20 today at a cash machine!!! you can tell its mine I can identify it has a picture of the queen on it!!
lolRDMC(2) wrote:
No.
/end of thread
Any ideas where I can get the loading screen music from too!! trying to get the ones off of armoured fury!!
crimson_grunt wrote:
TBH if they did I'd probably move on and find another game. I play a hell of a lot less than i use to and the only reason i still play is that I set myself a challenge of getting some specific badges before I'm done. If i got set back a year then i don't think i could be arsed to start again.
If thats genuine, is amazing.
quite amazing that something launchable by hand will get such great photos! +1 for the find! nice one
quite amazing that something launchable by hand will get such great photos! +1 for the find! nice one
Sigh, couldn't be any worse!!! can't bring myself to +1 you for that cheap attempt at humour!! oh actually I can.
I find placing one at the top of the stairs works quite well or placing it infront of the flag facing the stairs as you then can potentially get a few extra kills.
Let it be known I'm not a claywhore!! I just do it when we seem to be getting spawn raped loads and feel its fair! if it takes me 4 or 5 attempts to spawn!! your gonna get clayed! end of story.
In a normal game theres nothing more infuriating than creeping onto a flag then boom dead in a hail of ball bearings! I think the clays should only remain in existance while the sniper is within 15 metres of them or so, so they're only used for defending your nest! (I'm going slighty off topic sorry)
Let it be known I'm not a claywhore!! I just do it when we seem to be getting spawn raped loads and feel its fair! if it takes me 4 or 5 attempts to spawn!! your gonna get clayed! end of story.
In a normal game theres nothing more infuriating than creeping onto a flag then boom dead in a hail of ball bearings! I think the clays should only remain in existance while the sniper is within 15 metres of them or so, so they're only used for defending your nest! (I'm going slighty off topic sorry)
it creates a lot of internal sharpnel too and will tear everything apart! lovely,-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:
Probably becuase it would go through anything that is INSIDE the tank as well. If it can punch through it could also effectively disable it.
Save his stats in your leader board (79069461) and go hunting tells you where he is! nice,
your stats aren't realistic.
I'll randomly come looking with my screenshot button, failing that comee find me make it simpler! I'll send the i.p. to my server and I can send the recorder shots straight off!!
your stats aren't realistic.
I'll randomly come looking with my screenshot button, failing that comee find me make it simpler! I'll send the i.p. to my server and I can send the recorder shots straight off!!
actually winds the hell out of me! people getting inside the walls but saying that wouldnt extract the info! see you out there!!
Fair enough, next time I see you I'll send a screen shot to Ea, you do the same as I never do it!! gob shite!The_Killer wrote:
Pm by stealth bean
Seriuosly though, how do you get in there, I wont share the info but will be fun on my own unranked server, if it happens on a ranked one I'll go play elsewhere, take a different flag etc, will leave you be
looks like someone wants to glitch.