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Have been drinking and using light products for years now.
And I can still walk like an Egyptian.
And I can still walk like an Egyptian.
Hm, I guess it's the date he started playing BF2... at least, he passed the stats outage.mkxiii wrote:
@ Klinka above me, you might want to sort out the DOB on your sig, you are either 100 years old or 22 days old.
Edit: apparently, no: Enrollment Date: 2006-12-25 15:28:00
/deletes post.
LOL... up to now I only knew the German version of that, in English it's even more funny!
omfg... two years of my life... help me OUT here!!!
Happy Birthday to BF2s, Jeff and the community -- it's always fun around here.
Happy Birthday to BF2s, Jeff and the community -- it's always fun around here.
As far as I know, this setting only affects idle bandwidth. Like for BITS (background intelligent transfer service), which will download updates only when your connection is near to idle, and then use only up to 20% of the bandwidth.
I have a 100MBit/s network card built in.
My internet connection is 16Mbit/s.
So my question is: what is the bottleneck here, a complicated to find, not always available Windows setting, or your internet connection?
I have a 100MBit/s network card built in.
My internet connection is 16Mbit/s.
So my question is: what is the bottleneck here, a complicated to find, not always available Windows setting, or your internet connection?
Diet Coke, Captain Morgan and lemon juice make up for a perfect Cuba Libre fake!
Diet Coke FTW!
Diet Coke FTW!
An internal server error has occurred.jetxburned wrote:
http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2007/07/25/texas-doomed/
A search engine error has occurred.jetxburned wrote:
http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/cqcgi
http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/cqc … C_TEXT=YES
... says who?Nyte wrote:
...and is obviously dying...
Nothing at all. Lunch in the lunchroom. Dinner only sometimes before I go out.Canadian_Sniper_X wrote:
What do you guys eat breakfast? If you eat any at all?...
I eat 3 eggs and 3 slices of pan fried ham
mmmm good.
Nevertheless, I'm overweight.
Bible toys... like those ones here?
http://www.thebricktestament.com/index.html
http://www.thebricktestament.com/index.html
10 as a general basis.
Take away 1, because I have no girlfriend at the moment.
Take away 1, because of too much stress on work at the moment.
Take away 1, because my life begins to get boring at the moment.
Take away 1, because I have no girlfriend at the moment.
Take away 1, because of too much stress on work at the moment.
Take away 1, because my life begins to get boring at the moment.
Man, what an asshat.
"too bad it didn't actually happen" is aspersion (?) of the Holocaust, it's forbidden here and you will go to jail for that here. Don't know about EU, but at least here in Germany it's forbidden.
Give his IP to some hackers and post his email into every gay porn board.
"too bad it didn't actually happen" is aspersion (?) of the Holocaust, it's forbidden here and you will go to jail for that here. Don't know about EU, but at least here in Germany it's forbidden.
Give his IP to some hackers and post his email into every gay porn board.
Well, actually not... sometimes I like to throw in fancy stuff like that (http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 0#p1557100).gene_pool wrote:
well played.NiMhurchu wrote:
Finally somebody noticed... That's just because 1% of them is useless, no matter what kit they have.RDMC(2) wrote:
LMAO
Finally somebody noticed... That's just because 1% of them is useless, no matter what kit they have.RDMC(2) wrote:
LMAONiMhurchu wrote:
Every I/O server you join has not 99% medics any more, but 95% support, 4% medics and 2% sniper.
... and if it WERE a whore? What then? Never seen Pretty Woman?
Edit: Guarda Siochana or Guardaí, IIRC.
Edit: Guarda Siochana or Guardaí, IIRC.
Yes of course. But since this is a "support" thread and since "I hate support" was in the list of choices, I took the freedom to vent. It would be o/t if I ranted about snipers here. (And I don't vent very often here, so I took this chance now).^*AlphA*^ wrote:
well maybe you won't do that but I mean :NiMhurchu wrote:
...^*AlphA*^ wrote:
...
for some :
"Sniper the kit of the claymore noobs and pussies"
"Support the kit of the nade noobs and fags"
"Medic the kit of bimbo's who don't know when to revive and point whores"
"Engineer the kit of people who still don't know what repairing is"
"Assault the official useless kit of BF2"
"AT, why run with you McDonalds happy meal all the time"
im just saying you can make rants with BF2 Noobs/Fags with every kit in BF2 and I've seen every rant come by.
Edit: "McDonalds happy meal" -- I lol'd
Was that a warning?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you can make a rant like that with every kit in BF2.NiMhurchu wrote:
I slowly begin to HATE support.
Every I/O server you join has not 99% medics any more, but 95% support, 4% medics and 2% sniper.
And guess what, those gay support bitches shoot me at the longest range JUST by their spray-and-pray-princicple.
"No skill needed -- play support".
/rant
M249 Saw for me.
I don't quite agree with you, though. None of the other kits has a 100 (100? I don't know, I don't play support very often) round magazine. P90 for example: 3x20 shots -- you HAVE to aim correctly or you are dead. Support only keeps spraying bullets until the magazine is empty and needs 90 rounds to get two or three hits. With any other weapon I have a better chance to have a direct deadly hit with the first round.
Edit: one of the players I meet often on my favourite server plays support everytime. Accuracy: 11%.
I slowly begin to HATE support.
Every I/O server you join has not 99% medics any more, but 95% support, 4% medics and 2% sniper.
And guess what, those gay support bitches shoot me at the longest range JUST by their spray-and-pray-princicple.
"No skill needed -- play support".
/rant
Every I/O server you join has not 99% medics any more, but 95% support, 4% medics and 2% sniper.
And guess what, those gay support bitches shoot me at the longest range JUST by their spray-and-pray-princicple.
"No skill needed -- play support".
/rant
I'd really also like my stats back... everytime I play, only like 50% of my score is saved. Most of the times not even those 50%, but nothing.
But: it's a good time for training. I use to play around with different techniques and tactics, I don't intentionally teamkill, though. I do most of the things I missed while not playing singleplayer.
Edit: just an idea... EA just told us it's fixed to avoid that everybody starts teamkilling now. Holy EA! Hail EA! Their politics are so generous!
But: it's a good time for training. I use to play around with different techniques and tactics, I don't intentionally teamkill, though. I do most of the things I missed while not playing singleplayer.
Edit: just an idea... EA just told us it's fixed to avoid that everybody starts teamkilling now. Holy EA! Hail EA! Their politics are so generous!
So how do you pronounce a pause before an exclamation mark?Mitch wrote:
Mkay. I only use spaces before punctuations when i want a pause. Only some people understand how to make text sound like real words, the rest just dont punctuate. Personally i like to make my text sound the way i talk.FFLink13 wrote:
hummanahummana
But for people who just do it because they think its proper, there gay.
ok!?
I think, if sentences and paragraphs and stories are phrased in an understandable, logic and plausible way, you don't need that fancy stuff.
Ah. I see. Well, no, from my point of view it is not correct to leave a space before any punctuation. I think it even does not depend on the language you speak, but the script (latin/cyrillic/arabic) you write. At least in latin and cyrillic script, a space is not "allowed" before a punctuation mark.liquidat0r wrote:
No idea, but a few of the mods use it... So The Netherlands and Germany, for example.NiMhurchu wrote:
And those countries are?liquidat0r wrote:
It is common in some European countries to place a space before an exclamation or question mark when typing in their respective language.
I've no idea if everyone uses it or not. It just seems to be something that "foreign" people use. By foreign I mean people who do not have English as their first language. And the only foreign people whom often I see typing are from Europe.
And those countries are?liquidat0r wrote:
It is common in some European countries to place a space before an exclamation or question mark when typing in their respective language.
Well, the pics.
a.) you wouldn't like her.
2.) I cannot simply go over to her and ask for a photo. (Uploading a photo without the photographed person's knowledge and permission is forbidden by law, at least here in my country. Let alone, it's a kind of stalking).
d.) Even if I had a pic and even if I uploaded it, just imagine what would happen if she found out... *ouch* *notgood*
Edit: take this photo, add glasses, and it's a little bit like her:
http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=OZHMRZ-SAR
a.) you wouldn't like her.
2.) I cannot simply go over to her and ask for a photo. (Uploading a photo without the photographed person's knowledge and permission is forbidden by law, at least here in my country. Let alone, it's a kind of stalking).
d.) Even if I had a pic and even if I uploaded it, just imagine what would happen if she found out... *ouch* *notgood*
Edit: take this photo, add glasses, and it's a little bit like her:
http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=OZHMRZ-SAR
Hey guys, first of all, thanks alot for every single comment.
Second, there are news, not very interesting news, but news. Good news and bad news.
Good news: she's single.
Bad news: she's 24 y/o. I am 34. Discuss.
And third (which is very frightening): I haven't seen her since I posted here...
But: a colleague of mine knows her from school and lives in the same village. He doesn't have any contact to her either, but maybe that's a good starting point.
Second, there are news, not very interesting news, but news. Good news and bad news.
Good news: she's single.
Bad news: she's 24 y/o. I am 34. Discuss.
And third (which is very frightening): I haven't seen her since I posted here...
But: a colleague of mine knows her from school and lives in the same village. He doesn't have any contact to her either, but maybe that's a good starting point.
Well... rumours are that hooking up and exchanging phone numbers is MUCH easier in the U. S. than here (especially in my region, Franconia), especially when it comes down to asking another employee in my company for a private phone number...jonsimon wrote:
Honestly, we could have had a phone number just by asking in a minute or two after that, ...
Definitely not quite right. Of course, there are many people who just live togheter without marriage. But the majority still gets married one or the other day. Unfortunately, 1/3rd of them will be divorced later. To be honest, personally I don't need to marry. In the unlikely event that I will meet "the right girl", I will re-think my opinion, though.Commie Killer wrote:
My German teacher said Germans dont usually get married, they just kinda live together all their lives. But who knows, she is stupid as hell.
Yeah, it's funny to read ("... offering her a piece of gum after she speaks..." -- hilarious!), but anyway, one has to be realistic about that. There are many, funny and good hints in there, but you can a) never replay the whole story (which, btw is not what I expected anyway) and b) never be sure who else read this book and already knows the hooks. But it's good for reactivating one's (read: my) flirting phantasy.iamangry wrote:
GOOD BOOK.jonsimon wrote:
Read "The Game" http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/00 … &Go=Go
Shouldn't be a problem. At least the faking part. I am not shy at all, but there are two issues: getting in touch for the first time with some girl I am interested in (there is no problem after "the ice was broken"), second: getting the final steps done to, well, pull the bird. (Sorry about the wording, I really don't want to sound like she is some sort of bitch. I just like that idiom.)BN wrote:
Well so far your attraction is based on the physical side but if you want to explore the other side you will need the following
1. Confidence. If you don’t have it...fake it.
...
Cisco 871 FTW.
It needs excercise to be programmed (help on the internet), but it does everything just as you want it.
No hickups, no breakdowns, no failures.
It's expensive, though.
It needs excercise to be programmed (help on the internet), but it does everything just as you want it.
No hickups, no breakdowns, no failures.
It's expensive, though.
Yeah, thought about that. But what about a "no"?Parker wrote:
ok man, first thing you need to do is target the coworker that is ALWAYS around......the one you see with her the most....that is where your intel is.
once you confirm that she is single, walk up to her, and simply ask to speak with her for a second.
walk far enough away that others cant hear, then tell her that you would like to take her out sometime, and if she would be interested?
then work it from there.......spitting game is something learned through experience....the more you do it, the better you get.
Ah... well... yes... at first I thought about bitchslapping you for posting ridiculous and random stuff, but I'll remember that (or another kind of nonsense) for later.Hurricane wrote:
Ask her to bunnyhop on your iron gator.
Index » Debate and Serious TalkPoseidon wrote:
in b4 stick it in her pooper
andMonkeyman911 wrote:
you should just (at a good time) go up and talk to her "hey, whats up" or talk about work or something.
try to figure out if she has a b/f....or g/f (lol) before you start flirting though...dont want anybody being dick-slapped
oh and do you any kind of picture? i just wanna see how "beautiful"
Well -- I am more the grey mass of guy than Brad Pitt. I am not an alpha animal, too, but yes, I have balls. But "just go up" and "walk over to her table and start talking" isn't as easy as everybody is around. Talking out of my belly this is too obvious, isn't it? Shouldn't it be more subtle? More accidental?Mitch wrote:
Well, it depends on 2 things:
Do you look good? Smell nice? Wear nice clothes? Are her approximate age and your not really ugly.
Do you have balls?
If you've got balls do the following:
Walk over to her table and start talking, say "Hey im ----" And hope for a nice response. From there, maybe compliment her, or ask if she has a boy. Ill admit you have a tough situation because if shes always with her friends then everybody is gunna be staring at you. Good luck, and tap that
But, on the other hand, Mitch's suggestion would *really* create a remarkable situation for all of us. Interesting idea.
Hm. Stalking. Not in the stalking sense, more by means of "getting more information", for example to which market she goes shopping. Heck, I even don't know at what time she leaves work. Good idea. Maybe I was out of the market too long, too... need to exercise.sergeriver wrote:
Well if she is as pretty as you say, then the vultures must be flying around her. That's not good for you. You should try to get some info to find out any common interests using a good friend of yours. After that you should try to meet her outside work. Stage an occasional (not really) encounter, f.i. in the local market or stuff like that. But, remember you are just another guy at work, and your chances increase outside. I don't know really, I've been out of the market since I married 6 years ago, sorry.
Ordered.jonsimon wrote:
Read "The Game" http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/00 … &Go=Go
Ok. The old lunch room story. Help, please. Remember, this is the serious talk forum.
I work for a huge company. There are about 20,000 people working for that company in my town. ~1000 of them go to the factory canteen I take my lunch in every day. And there is that ONE beautiful, really beautiful girl. (OK, there are, of course, more girls, but that is the one that attracts me). You should see her raise her eyebrowes over her glasses. Maybe you won't melt away. I do. There is that strange feeling in the stomach you also know.
After lunch 'we' (read: she with her colleagues and me with my colleagues) go and drink coffee in another, smaller part of the canteen.
I don't know shit about her. Not her age, not her name, not if she has a b/f or not. She works in the same building as I do (one floor downstairs). But there are no other common things about us except working for the same company as 20,000 other people do. No common projects or common work topic or the like.
She is never alone. There are colleagues around here everywhere, everytime.
I have a feeling that she notices my reactions about her. But maybe that's just paranoia.
OK. Brainstorm and hints, please.
a.) How can I get the chance to hook up with her?
2.) How can I create a "random situation" in which I can get in contact with her, aside from her omnipresent colleagues?
d.) Since I have never fallen for a girl in my company: what could be a good starter? ("Oh, you work for XYZ, too?" apparently isn't a good one.)
Your help is appreciated. Thanks alot, guys.
I work for a huge company. There are about 20,000 people working for that company in my town. ~1000 of them go to the factory canteen I take my lunch in every day. And there is that ONE beautiful, really beautiful girl. (OK, there are, of course, more girls, but that is the one that attracts me). You should see her raise her eyebrowes over her glasses. Maybe you won't melt away. I do. There is that strange feeling in the stomach you also know.
After lunch 'we' (read: she with her colleagues and me with my colleagues) go and drink coffee in another, smaller part of the canteen.
I don't know shit about her. Not her age, not her name, not if she has a b/f or not. She works in the same building as I do (one floor downstairs). But there are no other common things about us except working for the same company as 20,000 other people do. No common projects or common work topic or the like.
She is never alone. There are colleagues around here everywhere, everytime.
I have a feeling that she notices my reactions about her. But maybe that's just paranoia.
OK. Brainstorm and hints, please.
a.) How can I get the chance to hook up with her?
2.) How can I create a "random situation" in which I can get in contact with her, aside from her omnipresent colleagues?
d.) Since I have never fallen for a girl in my company: what could be a good starter? ("Oh, you work for XYZ, too?" apparently isn't a good one.)
Your help is appreciated. Thanks alot, guys.
Erlangen, Bavaria, Germany, 110.000
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlangen
or, many (former) American soldiers stationed here return often for it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergkirchweih
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlangen
or, many (former) American soldiers stationed here return often for it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergkirchweih
Take a pic of you got stuck in the elevator.
.bf2s
Are you logged in as user or do you have administrative rights?
Hooray -- I just got +61 score with the last update. I hope that my other point will arrive soon, too...
Brilliant idea -- but wouldn't it make sense to include the server's location as far as you know it? Should make searching easier.{UK-US}Scotty wrote:
I thought it maybe useful if we were to post servers where the Stats ARE uodating. [...]
Hope this is useful.
Chuy for EA CEO!!!
Maybe one of the server admins can answer this. Sorry if this has already been asked:
are stats being cached on the game server? And if so, how large is the cache? Is there a chance that the cached game results will be sent (well... will explode) to EA/Gamespy/whatever, after the issue has been solved?
Thanks alot for a short answer.
are stats being cached on the game server? And if so, how large is the cache? Is there a chance that the cached game results will be sent (well... will explode) to EA/Gamespy/whatever, after the issue has been solved?
Thanks alot for a short answer.
You get tickets for not stopping at a stop sign?
Just for my information: what is the difference between "next", "0th" and "1st" after/while queueing?
Put a single quotation mark in front: 'x^2-4x or use the forumla editor.
Edit: or better yet, use LaTeX -- formulas look much nicer.
Edit: or better yet, use LaTeX -- formulas look much nicer.
BULLSHIT, Du Schwätzer!max wrote:
where in germany are you going? the areas are very different. But if you go to the east, remember to learn to defend yourself against all the guys that don't like foreigners.
Well, ages ago, I was still using AOL on a 28.8 POTS connection (which was a very expensive thing, phone calls are not free here), I kept chatting with an American girl. When she noticed that I am German, she suddenly stopped the conversation, swore at me, called me a Nazi and that she would contact AOL if I ever contacted her again.
In the above story, all Germans are Nazis. Every nation has its clichés, some nations try to keep it up, some don't.
What's the point? From my point of view you personally are not responsible for your country's administration. You have to live with the reaction to the clichés, but you are not responsible for them.
In the above story, all Germans are Nazis. Every nation has its clichés, some nations try to keep it up, some don't.
What's the point? From my point of view you personally are not responsible for your country's administration. You have to live with the reaction to the clichés, but you are not responsible for them.
Thanks guys -- I was wondering who was right here since I haven't been in that kind of situation.
Well, but, +2 for me, -2 for him, unfortunately there was no option to punish or not.
I play BF2 to relax. If I see the game stresses me or if I hear myself yelling at the monitor, I quit and do something else. But in the above situation I swear I could have pulled him by his nose through the cables running to my house.Reciprocity wrote:
fuck him
Well, but, +2 for me, -2 for him, unfortunately there was no option to punish or not.
So I was in this squad and had a good time. We sticked together and pretty much owned them.
It was infantry only, and of course, nearly everybody was medic.
Then, all of a sudden, a squad mate conciously shot me to death. And didn't revive me.
When I entered "??????????????" into the chat, he replied via teamspeak, that it was "the fourth time I stole a kill from him with my fucking F2000".
His name, by the way, was nicht_toeten_bitte (don't kill, please), but I can't find him in the database. I am pretty sure that he was not "nicht_toeten_bitte^^" who appears in the list.
So has this game gotten so far that you are not allowed to play anything else than medic and if you are helping out a team mate, he may kill you for 'stealing a kill' from him? Was his action justified or not?
It was infantry only, and of course, nearly everybody was medic.
Then, all of a sudden, a squad mate conciously shot me to death. And didn't revive me.
When I entered "??????????????" into the chat, he replied via teamspeak, that it was "the fourth time I stole a kill from him with my fucking F2000".
His name, by the way, was nicht_toeten_bitte (don't kill, please), but I can't find him in the database. I am pretty sure that he was not "nicht_toeten_bitte^^" who appears in the list.
So has this game gotten so far that you are not allowed to play anything else than medic and if you are helping out a team mate, he may kill you for 'stealing a kill' from him? Was his action justified or not?
If you leave out the .rar part, you can do
copy /b image.jpg + secret.txt hidden.jpg
and open hidden.jpg with a text editor afterwards.
The <image length> bytes will be nonsense, but after that your text appears.
This applies only to text files. Other binary files like Word documents will be shreddered.
copy /b image.jpg + secret.txt hidden.jpg
and open hidden.jpg with a text editor afterwards.
The <image length> bytes will be nonsense, but after that your text appears.
This applies only to text files. Other binary files like Word documents will be shreddered.
even getting pregnant.FlamingPhenix wrote:
I may go and say that you were wrong doing that but hey, you were drunk, anything is justified when ur drunk{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
...
I got one of my wisdom teeth pulled. Normally no problem (it was the third). But this time, the wound would inflame. No worries either, because of the pain killers. On the third day, a Saturday, my wound was reviewed by the doctor. First i got a local anaesthesia. Then he opened the wound again, searched for some remains of the tooth and closed it. I forgot to take my painkillers, and when the anaesthesia stopped two hours later, hell broke loose.
Huzzah! Less than 5 min! :clap:chuyskywalker wrote:
Fixed.
Just one question: will scraping stats via the API still trigger an update? Or, had that ever triggered an update? My guess is: yes, because otherwise the API wouldn't make much sense any more...
Edit: OK, you got me -- there were two questions.
Edit: OK, you got me -- there were two questions.