Nail > Head.vp747 wrote:
BRRR!Cbass wrote:
QFER3v0LuT!oN wrote:
gee. you might actually have to learn how to SHOOT now.
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+1 Karma for the ideak1LLr_M wrote:
this isn't entirely BF2 related...but I'd like to see your artistic viewpoint on a karma troll
hahaha, I'm crying here. +1 Karma to you my good man, you've made my night!
Keep em coming!
Keep em coming!
Wouldn't the fu*kers have had their IP's banned by now as well? Therefore disabling them from doing the same thing?
You just got on my 'arsehole list'Psycho.HuF wrote:
ROFL AT THAT VID!
I use to hack CS for reason number 3... Lol funny stuff in that game man
That should always be the case I would think.JaM3z wrote:
they pay to download THAT???????? jesus thats the slowest aimbot i have ever ever ever seen, and they think they own you with THAT apart from making the game look shitty the only advantage they have is being able to see through walls, but we have a UAV to tell us where people are.
That has to be the lamest hack i have ever seen, i think ill stick to my keybored and mouse
*Stands up and applauds you fuzzyballs44*fuzzyballs44 wrote:
RANT
Couldnt agree with you more there mate. Some of the people on here just ooze arrogance, when in real life they'd be meeker than a cornered mouse. Bravo! :worship:
A job for the US:
Blow up EA/DICE, Spend the money you're throwing away in Afghanistan, fighting for a democracy that still wants to hang people because they still believe in the old laws, on rebuilding EA/DICE, and having them start fresh.
Think of it as a format.
Blow up EA/DICE, Spend the money you're throwing away in Afghanistan, fighting for a democracy that still wants to hang people because they still believe in the old laws, on rebuilding EA/DICE, and having them start fresh.
Think of it as a format.
Good stuff, cheers
Nah nah, I'm going to buy EF anyway, so I can have a crack at some of the new maps and vehicles. What I'm asking is should I save an unlock for it? Because I'll get the unlocks before I get EF.MooseRyder wrote:
Are you saying that you gonna buy EF so you can unlock the L96A Sniper Rifle?
If yes well dont buy EF, you only need SF to be abble to unlock the P90 and L96A. So get your promotion as fast as you can and unlock it, Dont wait to buy EF because you need to the booster pack to unlock any guns.
Damn good sniping effort. Gotta say, it's funny how he fades the clip out as he's lobbed that nade, mainly because a teammate has just walked under it, and is about to be blown away haha
It was a good April fools joke, but I wasn't worried about my stats as BFHQ and bf2player.com were all working fine. Shame I didn't pick up on the joke, but we're a day ahead here in Aus, so my April fools pranks were all done and dusted before all this happened.
I've searched, but didn't get the answer I was looking round for. Maybe I put in the wrong kind of constraints, but here goes anyway.
I'm going to buy EF in no less than 2-3 weeks. At the same time, I'm 400 points off becoming First Sergeant. I'm planning on unlocking the new Sniper rifle, but what should I do with the other unlock?
Is there a point in saving that unlock until I've bought EF?
Hope I'm not flamed for this.
I'm going to buy EF in no less than 2-3 weeks. At the same time, I'm 400 points off becoming First Sergeant. I'm planning on unlocking the new Sniper rifle, but what should I do with the other unlock?
Is there a point in saving that unlock until I've bought EF?
Hope I'm not flamed for this.
Our local football (REAL FOOTBALL!) team here in Melbourne. Had one of our players leave for PSV Eindhoven over the break, but he'll be back, he barely gets a game.
Victory2006 - BWB - MVFC
Victory2006 - BWB - MVFC
Spot on. Get onto a big map with few people on it, mornings are usually a good time, depending on where you're based. Load your Vodnik/Hummer up and make it look like an Iraqi taxi, then plough it into the oppositions tanks/apcs. Hell, if you see someone running on the road, take him out while you have the chance. 37 is a tough ask, but its doable.badhq wrote:
You need2 use the serch ButtonmasterHouse wrote:
How to get the expert bagde, if the damn patches weren't released I could jump and trow some C4. But has anyone a idea, tip for me to get that thing.
Don't fuck about the fact that I need to use the search button!!!!!!!
joking bro Im collecting My experts Now and Easy way to get them Kills I tought is By strapin C4 on car and going city maps Only Pref 64 slot Server with about 30 people in u I maniged to get 37 C4 killes never got the award ( I think you need 40 kills ) thats the only way i can think of getin that award maby sumone ells can give u Better Tips peace Boris
That's a rather good idea. I should try that myself.
What are your system specs? Particularly, the RAM?
Sitting on maybe, it'll vary from title to title.
I guarantee you this, BF2142 is scratched off any "to buy" list I ever make. Can't wait to see this self-destruct.
I guarantee you this, BF2142 is scratched off any "to buy" list I ever make. Can't wait to see this self-destruct.
A poofy puff perhaps?Vampira_NB wrote:
Ok...so am I a puff or a poof?
lol, you a$$yerded wrote:
I have punish set on right mouse click so I don't have to reach for the page down button.
The point of BF2 is to WIN! And to use teamwork to do it! No matter which map you're on! Saying something like that little gem of yours above at least shows us whats running through your mind. How about just becoming a good player? Rather than an ordinary one with great stats.bennisboy wrote:
isnt the whole point of playing the map to get points? so no-one really cares if they win or lose except the commanders, they want points to get better stats like evry1 else, not to win a round that lasts two minutes and they get about 6 points for
Stats dont mean much, theyre fun I know, but theyre not going to get you a date with Jessica Alba.
I've actually taken another side to this and am proud to call myself a whore, whenever I think I'm specialising in something on the battlefield. I find it ridiculous that people are bagged for legitimetely playing the game, within the rules, to stifle the opposition, yet because they're usually getting creamed by a "whore", they'll bitch and moan about it to try and get you to stop kicking their arse.
Admittedly doing something dodge like sitting at an enemy control point with an APC is bullsh*t, or just running around lobbing nades with no intention to pull out a gun. But say, when I'm carbombing some jackasses sitting in their tanks, all with engeneers, repairing themselves, they call me a C4 whore. That's not whoring, thats breaking up a group of sh*theads.
Admittedly doing something dodge like sitting at an enemy control point with an APC is bullsh*t, or just running around lobbing nades with no intention to pull out a gun. But say, when I'm carbombing some jackasses sitting in their tanks, all with engeneers, repairing themselves, they call me a C4 whore. That's not whoring, thats breaking up a group of sh*theads.
Nah nah, just earn them any old way. You don't have to even be a squad member if you dont want to, you just need a plain old 15 team points in a round.
Amazed to see some culture in this thread, only a quarter of a flame
Amazed to see some culture in this thread, only a quarter of a flame
Completely agree with you Zombie. I'd capped the Factory flag the other night with a teammate, and after about 5mins noone was spawning there, instead at the bloody base.
Pack of retards, I have no idea what's going on through their heads. I reckon half of the people playing don't even know what the map is for!
I had to pretty well kick and scream (type a lot of abuse in BIG BOLD LETTERING) to get people to notice. Idiots.
Pack of retards, I have no idea what's going on through their heads. I reckon half of the people playing don't even know what the map is for!
I had to pretty well kick and scream (type a lot of abuse in BIG BOLD LETTERING) to get people to notice. Idiots.
What sun? Oh, I'm blind.
Yes, it would be lovely to see the U.S excluded from SOMETHING!blademaster wrote:
I dont think U.S company would like having not a U.S team, U.S is part of UN but since game is designed in U.S. the designers would want a U.S. team.....anyways nice idea sounds interesting
That's actually quite funny when you think about itHavazn wrote:
Seriously, did it ever occur to you while you were typing this that 81 weeks with defib just sounds wrong. Wrong like hearing a cat bark. Like impossible wrong?M730A2 wrote:
http://bf2s.com/player/%5Dwuah%5B-pyromane-/
13,747 hours is 573 days or 81 Weeks with them in your mitts.
Absolutely not. Heal points are for healing injured, but not dead yet, teammates. Revive points are entirely different, and are for bringing someone back from the brink.007hutchy wrote:
Im sorry for this poor question and i know i should search but seen as im here
Are heal points the same as a revive score when trying to get your veteran medic badge ?
Pretty much exactly what I did when I got it. Almost always ensures you a win. Although, as a rule, if I see someone from the opposition before I see the APC's/Tanks, I'll just drive it towards them instead and take the quick killsCrazyfool_OA wrote:
16 player Karkand on a 64 player map size. Go MEC, spawn at square, chuck 2 chunks of C4 on the jeep and drive towards the US main base. Try to avoid meeting the tank if you can cus it will pwn you, where as the 2 APC's generally as a rule cant kill you before you get close enough to dive out and press the button. with only 8 people on each side the round will last forever, and so long as the US guys are stupid enough to keep trying to use the APC's, you will get your expert badge about 1/2 way thru the round, leaving you plenty of time to make back that -40 teamwork score you've racked up from suicides and killing dumb team mates that decide to get in the jeep with you.
On the off chance the US APC/tank driver skills are too leet for your jihad jeep driving skills and you keep getting wasted, just do the same C4 thing with an APC instead, only downside to that is it wastes one of your teams APC's, and it takes forever to get to the enemy, leaving you much less time to make up those -40 teamwork points.
I'm a bastard, aren't I?
I've never understood that myself. Perhaps there's a way to give them an E-Blowie which makes them your favourite?
See, us convicts arent all that different from you Brits007hutchy wrote:
Exactly the same seetings as mine mateMelbourneVictory wrote:
Got my current mouse buttons set for Knife and Pistol. Makes it a hell of a lot easier to whip them out when you're outta ammo, or you see some poor sucker laying down in front of you, facing the other way.the_heart_attack wrote:
i have the left scroll for voip and right for screenshot.
thumb button is prone.
Enjoy the commonwealth games? I thought we did a damn good job of it in Melb, apart from that fu*king duck.
Post the IP. See if someone can't fix the bastard for thatJsbar wrote:
..i think this vote is finished....68 out of 888 vote ....
7.65 % of them is ''No''
this is a shit result to showing to the damn EA
We cant fright for the server now
are you happy now?
What a f**king JackAS*
as i see from the vote over 80% of ''No'' is came from the same IP
You guys don't even have your own server heheheSmilingBuddha wrote:
Hong Kong for god's sake
Aussie all the way!
Got my current mouse buttons set for Knife and Pistol. Makes it a hell of a lot easier to whip them out when you're outta ammo, or you see some poor sucker laying down in front of you, facing the other way.the_heart_attack wrote:
i have the left scroll for voip and right for screenshot.
thumb button is prone.
What he said.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
noob
Fu*kin hate trigger happy punishers. Especially the ones that run in front of an APC/Tank when they can see it coming at full speed, and then punish after you ran them down.
You're not a particularly bright spark are you?tino275 wrote:
On BF2:SF on the warlord map. When you are SAS. Spawn from the Air. parchute down to the TV Station. Drop you 2 Clamores. then go try to get some kills w/ your hand gun and granades, you will get killed. Do this over and over and you will get your badge. I came close to Expert but I captured the flag instead. Yes it may be whoring. But you could say this about any of the weapons. including helicoptors or even assult riffles . These are all weapons you are allowed to use. I say use them. Good Luck!!! have fun. & SHHH this is my little trick don't tell anybody. I havn't seen anybody else doing it.
Hard to get their attention. Perhaps loading a Vodnik up with C4 and ramming into their HQ in HK will get them to notice you.Jsbar wrote:
thx for the vote guys
i will send the result to EA soon buy still finding the way....
anyone know how to contact the EA??
BTW I voted yes
A- Yes, i want a BattleField2 Ranked Sever in Hong Kong. (801)
B- No, i don't want one. (29)
29 di*kless prats out there.
You're not Jewish/Muslim are you?RittmeistA wrote:
Bacon is CRAP....
Love the Bacon
Why some people bitch and moan so much about things that dont interfere with their game is beyond me. Just go on doing your thing, why are you concerning yourself with other people? I just don't get it. Jesus.
Anyone out there got a G7? I'm tossing up between the two, is there a major difference apart from the G7 being cordless with a couple of hot-swappable battery packs?
64 Karkand, 20-25 people on it, MEC, car bombs.
Dog tactic, but not only will you get the badge, you'll get the win too, half the time they dont know what hit em.
Dog tactic, but not only will you get the badge, you'll get the win too, half the time they dont know what hit em.
How can you be arsed?Cyberwolf wrote:
Why would anyone use anything BUT Notepad? Hell I still write HTML in notepad...Defiance wrote:
I made a thread a while ago asking help with editing localization files. Turns out, the program I was using (EditPad) changed something else in the file that I cannot control.
I tried it with notepad, and it works fine now.
Keep that in mind if you have the misfortune to land in the same situation.
Not quite sure how people mix up accents so badly. There are some major differences between UK accents and Aussie ones. A lot of yanks don't know what a passport is though, so their experiences with people from other nations would be limited.megaboost wrote:
I'm from YorkshireSmilingBuddha wrote:
cos u speak like one
i can do cockney, scottish and yorkshire accent
When I was in the US everyone seemed to think I was Australian... oddness!
PUBIC: Easy to mix an Aussie up with a Kiwi until you start saying Fish n Chips.
Yep, playing for 50 hours would tend to do the trick. Unless you can find a way to make time go faster.
On Wake someone tried to land a chopper onto the Airfield flag, while his gunner was sitting there shooting attackers away. I was sitting on the hill next to them, but he was facing the other way. Sniper bullets, one in the head of the gunner, one in the head of the pilot.
Felt great hehe.
Felt great hehe.
My experience with the S[O]B clan from NZ has been pretty good. Nice bunch of blokes that lot. I'm from [MOS] clan, so don't gimme crap about bias.
There were a few more than 11 people on that map, at least 18 if I remember well. I'll admit I voted yes, but I was having a heap of fun with that knife! Again, not deserved, but it was fun nontheless.pokerplaya wrote:
i hope that is true.there were 11 players though and 2 of us got kicked.it took 8 votes to kick us.leaving you?