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Hey, I really wanna watch grandmas boy but i dont wanna wait for a torrent to d/l, if anyone knows of a site that streams it let me know
an inconvenient vagina
lol
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Been posted before, Remember kids always use the search button!
You should take that M95 to hurricane for making that post
I actually did, and I wished I was there with a L96A1
AFI used to be good but are the biggest fucking emo pieces of shit now so they dont deserve to be downloaded
HammerFall, Cannibal Corpse, Dimmu Borgir, EdGuy, Gamma Ray, Gwar, Helloween, Kamelot, Cellador, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Syphony X, Yngwie Malmstein, G3, Micheal Angelo Batio, W.A.S.P, Van Halen, Alice Cooper. There is some more and iced earth is power metal so it's not that hard, kinda dumb
Children Of Bodom, Behemoth, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, Cradle Of Filth, Aerosmith, Led Zepplin, Skid Row, Trivium, Pantera, Black Sabath, Dio, off the top of my head
Why do you have to find the note before you can look under the table. Easiest click game ever!
look up 3 postsCaptainMike wrote:
Canada: www.ncix.com
ya the G5 is for sausage fingers
part 6 and up loads sooooooo slow
ok if thats true how did their 3 sons spawn the rest of humanity?mcminty wrote:
I in an attempt at being a smart arse asked the religion teacher at school. She said that there genes were so pure that their offspring wouldn't be genetically corrupt... whatever.
woken runs the stat-padding/hack site and has 4 other accounts so I think more than one person must play that account
but dinasaurs are millions of years old while christians believe the earth is only thousands of years old.
Another question, why do the christians believe the grand canyon was made in 3 days?
Another question, why do the christians believe the grand canyon was made in 3 days?
A pretty good one for Canada/U.S is NCIX
Heres my religion questions.... if Christianity was real then technically we would all be inbred and hence would all have horrible diseases like the amish. If Christianity was real then how did Adam and Eve's 3 sons spawn the rest of humanity? My last question is why do Christians not believe in Dinasours when it's proven that they existed.
Religion just doesn't make sense to me
i get pretty bad lag to
Where the hell is Canada's recognition?? we were in the war long before the Americans.
did this work for you velocitychaos or badhq?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
1. Uninstall extra video/audio codecs.
2. Reboot into safe mode and uninstall video drivers with Driver Cleaner 3.0. Reinstall with the latest WHQL certified.
3. Reinstall codecs as they are needed (divx and quicktime should be sufficient for most users).Not before trying everything reasonable.killinzero1 wrote:
either that if that doesnt i suggest to reformat ur computer. then do your vid card drivers then windows updates then sound
Hey I know there was a topic on this but i couldn't find it so if you know the link please post it, thank you. I'm having a problem with all media players that whenever I try to play a video it starts lagging the shit out of my computer and I have to restart. I even formatted because of this but it just came back. The media works fine for audio files but for any video it craps out. If anyone knows whats going on please tell me, thanks.
don't format i have the exact same problem and I formatted but then it was still there, and we don't even have similar system specs
If somebody could report this account for stat padding with the titan jump-offs that would be great. I know him personally and he has got his steam account banned twice for hacking and I think he has got to learn his lesson.
http://www.2142-stats.com/selbs+stats.html
http://www.2142-stats.com/selbs+stats.html
I unlocked the AR rockets and im havin a real hard time usin them, is there a certain technique
http://www.2142-stats.com/J3ST3R-+stats.html lol the top person has 125387 Titan jump off's
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee had sex with your mom and now it hurts to pee
I like razer
Im in 2142 name : J3ST3R-
I lag in titan mode all together all my settings are at low except view distance scale which is at 100% in conquest i get no lag though
ah The zeller....the ultimate rifle
ya but titan is laggy as shit
ya just go euro and choose assault and the gun will look different
I pre-ordered and did the veteran program
wasn't one of the perks for signing up for the Veteran program a wardance? What happened to that? If I'm a retard and am the only one who doesn't know how to use it please tell me.
My stats are 892/520 so I should be ranked up to a lance corporal silver but it hasn't chaned in the past 12 hours
Can somebody make some sort of guide with screen shots ??
vet name as soldier name? just being thourough so i don't get fucked at the used car lot
so do I use my EA account as my initial login and then my veteran program reserved name will be there as my soldier waiting for me to pick my two unlocks?
ya how do you going about getting the two unlocks because I did the same as you with the Eb games/veteran program so do you just click retrieve account or sumthin?
Can't do arty in 2142
Vista is a whore
it's for the full version
another gig of ram