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Redneck is having 4 cars in your driveway (Which happens to have parts of a dryer and air conditioner on it.), but only using one. Sounds like my driveway...

Edit: 3/5 noobs with grenades for the Asian chick. Just not into Asians.

In my humbled opinion, Kate B. is the best there is. Even if I tried I couldn't make a better woman, except one that looked exactly like her, but wanted sex 24/7... with me. So... another snap of Kate B.

Joy...

R.I.P.

Suicide can't be explained. I contemplated it once; not one thing was going my way, school was hell, parents were getting divoced, and my brother had just died in a car accident. I just sat in my living room one night with a 9 MM in my lap just thinking about lifes questions. Why are we here? Is life worth all this pain? What happens after death? At the end of the night I felt better. If I hadn't of I would've did it; not a doubt in my mind. Things were that bad.

But I can tell from experience that things do get better. I'm now working on my Civil Engineering degree. My dad career is BOOMING. But as for my brother, it still troubles me at night, but I know he's in a better place. The quality of the person is not gathered by how high one reaches, but how high one bounces back up after hitting rock bottom, and believe me, everyone does at one point or another.

If I had to...

Thanks you Blindfisch. I've been looking for a synthetic front handguard with RIS rail for my AK. I might have to check out the SAW handgrip too.

LT.Victim wrote:

I knew it was a Joke.. Mythbusters..

I'm just saying.. I doudt a teacher would make you a Ak-47 stock..

My old wood shop teacher would. He didn't care what you made, as long as you learned how to work wood while you did it.

LT.Victim wrote:

Its like asking your teacher how to make a Pipe Bomb..

Not quite... A stock alone won't actually kill people.

LT.Victim wrote:

Aren't Assault Rifles not Legal to the public anyways?

1. the assault rifle ban of 1994 ran out 2 years ago. Now the only thing that prevents civilians from buying them is if your state has laws against them, which some don't.
2. There's civilian versions that are semi-auto, but full-auto kits are available from Class 3 dealers. *hint hint* *wink wink*

I <3 your video Lt. I love to paddle and I love Wake, but the clan doesn't.   Also love Crazy Train; definitely fits!

I love the M24 for longer shots, but the thick crosshairs of the M95 make close sniping (with armies that don't have semi-auto's) such as USMC Karkand, SAS Warlord, etc... much easier. Target acquisition is faster with those thick crosshairs for some reason.

ThomasMorgan wrote:

InviSniper wrote:

I have both Expert Air Defense and Expert Ground Defense. Good ol' Commander Arty pre-1.4!

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That's what he meant about getting it legitimately.

Where did Threadstarter say anything about getting it legitimately?

LT.Victim wrote:

InviSniper wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

And this is in Canada too..

Well there's your problem! [/Jamie Hyneman voice]

And a Teacher in the US would make you an AK-47 Stock for your Rifle?


I think not..

1. Calm your Canadian ass down. Take a joke.
2. Teacher's in my area don't give a shit what they do. He would teach you how to make one if you asked nicely enough. Believe me, I asked, just too lazy to execute.

1. Put down the toys!
2. Pick up a real gun.
3. Load said gun.
3. Find an animal.
4. Aim.
5. Shoot.
6. Skin said animal.
7. Cook said animal.
8.
9. Profit.

But seriously, why play with toys when you can play with the real thing?

LT.Victim wrote:

And this is in Canada too..

Well there's your problem! [/Jamie Hyneman voice]

I have both Expert Air Defense and Expert Ground Defense. Good ol' Commander Arty pre-1.4!

Some people just deserve to die.

If you ask me nicely I might be able to get you a wood stock and foregrip for an AK. I live near a Class 3 dealer that carries AK parts for cheap. Drop me a PM if you're interested.

Edit: Are you looking to upgrade from a synthetic stock and foregrip, or is the gun you have one of them airsoft guns? 'Cuz my friend has one of them airsoft guns and my AR-15 stock (Which his airsoft gun was the same model.) doesn't work with his toy.

Miller wrote:

Not too funny.

Agreed. I didn't lol. In fact, I may have died a little inside. But still, thanks for sharing buddy!

Back in 2002 I played Battlefield 1942 quite a few hours a day. Wait a minute, I still do! Why you say? Because it is fun.

I agree with you 100% specialistx2324. Gaming today has evolved drastically since it's early years. I remember my first console, Nintendo. Yes, the gray box Nintendo. I remember how excited I was when my dad brought it home and hooked it up to the T.V. and we played Battletoads long into the night. Those days are long gone, and I realize that, but I can still whip out the ol' Nintendo and play my heart out. Why you say? Because it is fun.

It's been a great week for me!

First, on September 27th, I got my Marksman Infantry:

I've had the Veteran awards to get this thing for 5 months, but just now got the hours for it. Yayz!

Then, on September 28th, I got my Helo Specialist Ribbon:

Now I'm terrible with choppers so I got a clanmate to fly for me, Sleepin_in_2morrow.

And, toay, October 6th, I got my Expert Pistol Combat:

The good ol' sniper rifle with pistol finisher did the job for me!

turkeybacon wrote:

but seriously, I thought an m4 was similiar to an m16 with a cut stock, more for closer ranges, and for missions like storming buildings and whatnot. More of an SF gun where an M16 is more for patrolling vast outdoor areas. I could be way off, I dont know a whole shitload about guns, I couldnt buy any cool ones even if I wanted so I dont have a whole pile of interest. Excuse my ignorance if I'm wrong here.

You are correct. The M16A2 has a longer barrel and a solid stock. The M4A1 has a shorter barrel and collaspable stock. The collaspable stock and shorter barrel make the M4A1 the perfect gun for urban missions where the target will rarely be more than 150 yards even though the gun itself can shoot much further. The M16A2 on the other hand is a very long weapon making it more suited to reach out and touch someone.

From BF2:
AR-15 (Civilian M16A2. The Medic one.).
M11-87.
PM L96A1 (Civilian L96A1. AWP L96A1 is the one in-game.).
M249 (Single shot only. Bought from military auction.).

Not From BF2:
Mini-14.
Remington 12.
Colt 1911.
Bushmasters (2.).
Benelli 12.
Mossberg 12.
many, MANY, MANY more.

I couldn't see if it was a catfight or a lezzie orgy.

Things get better, much better, so hang in there. Keep yourself happy and always look up. When you're ready you'll come back.

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SuperSlowYo wrote:

but isnt this just attention seeking.. i mean if you really wanted to say goodbye to the friendly people ya could just send them a pm or email... ya dont have to start a thread i mean its just gonna make ya look like a fool when your still here posting in a weeks time... good luck with your teary nights big boy

It's at times like this that I wish we still had negative Karma, because these are the insecure people that put others down to make yourself feel better. Negative Karma actually affected them.

I haven't, but a friend of mine died 2 times. Once, he had an allerhic reaction to a medication he took and his throught swolled shut. The second, he had a seizure at prom and something weird happened. But I'm glad they could revive him both times.

All the money in the world can't buy happiness, but free time can!

1. A new, nice car.
2. A nice, new computer.
3. A nice, new girlfriend.

None when I click the Join Game button.
Quite a few random ones with no warning.
Many Connection Problems resulting in disconnecting.
Consistent lag.

1. Knife.
2. Colt 1911.
3. Kalashnikov AK-101/GP-30.
4. AWP L96A1.
5. Medic bags.
6. Ammo bags.
7. Defibfilators.

3 AT + 1 Support + 1 Medic ^vs 2 Engineer tanks

I think those are good odds, dependsing on how good the tankers are.

You don't even know what the hell FF is, do you? I'm going to bed; I'll continue this debate tomorrow.

Reciprocity wrote:

because black powder has no where near the same power potential as gun powder.

LOL!!!

EDIT: BTW Mr. Tough Guy, 225 grain of FF. So bite me.

Wonder if the post-ban price of an Mp5 has went down since the expiration? I know during the ban it was 10,000 to get a true one; believe me, I looked. LOL

But yea, I think I might go get a Bushmaster and/or an AK variant tomorrow. I'll probably get both, along with some "needed accessories." Maybe a chromemoly barrel for the Bushy, 30, 40, or 75 round clip for the AK (He does have 75-round drum mags, but they're 115.99.), R.I.S. rail for the Bushy, and some other toys.

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Reciprocity wrote:

InviSniper wrote:

LOL! I shoot a .54 Cal muzzleloader every season and they can't even handle a .577? Noobs.

your little black powder rifle is nothing compared to a large caliber smokeless powder rifle.

Reason being?

Because Wiki has everything on everything.

BTW, I'm going tomorrow!!!!!! Goona pick up a Bushmaster too.

Of course pistols aren't included. I mean rifles; anything past 8 is considered an "assault weapon" by the federal assault weapon ban of 1994.

But if we want to go the illegal route I know a hick-ass gun shop called Moore's right down the road a mile or two that I can get a 40-round banana clip from for $39.99.

=365th= BarbWire wrote:

im not gunna lie patton is so correct here it is not funny anymore

altough i re-learnt bf2 infantry for a 3rd time because i wasn't about to let my clan down and because not many good fps's comin out for a awhile

anyways patton, i totaly agree

BarbWIre

Hey hey! Look! A 365th guy! How ya doing? Wanna stop by the KAW forum soon? LOL

Even though you did spell tomorrow wrong Patton I'll forgive you. And as stated above, I will enjoy this pathetic pussy ass game.

Pretty sure that the max for any state is 8; probably wrong though.

Motorcycle? No, no, no. Harley. Pick up the chicks.

E; get right back out.

You spelled tomorrow wrong.

Good job on the editing and I liked the music, but just not enough content. Good enough for a small film though.

kr@cker wrote:

btw, how much do you hate pulling the trigger on the ML only to hear a [i]ssssssssss[\i] and no bang?
I always end up holding it til my arm shakes then putting it on the ground and waiting 20 minutes to come back

LOL

ATG wrote:

ML = lose
30 rnd. clip = win

ML = Legal.
30 Round Clip = Not.

Defiance wrote:

InviSniper wrote:

LOL! I shoot a .54 Cal muzzleloader every season and they can't even handle a .577? Noobs.

Guess what, a .577 is bigger then a .54 and a muzzleloader as in an old musket? The power of those is much less then modern shells.

Old musket? Who the hell uses an old musket anymore? Knight MK85.

I'd make you one 'cuz you're my hero, but I don't have Photoshop.

RPK-74 is the best Support gun IMO.

It's alright, but it needs more damage to be really good, like the AK-101.

LOL! I shoot a .54 Cal muzzleloader every season and they can't even handle a .577? Noobs.

I only use the beast on Single; 3 clicks or less and they're done. If you use it Auto you get the PKM Issue and that's bad.

All's fair in love and war...

I've seen a .50 shoot and I can say DAMN! The sounds itself feels like it'll push you off your feet if you're standing (I was.); I can't imagine the power behind the round! The one I saw the guy was shooting at 1 1/2" plate steel with a target round (620 grain instead of 720 and non-armor piercing I believe.) and even without the armor piercing round it damn near went through. I asked where I could buy it.   Class 3 license here I come!

pure_beef_69 wrote:

3. Expert
Rank: Often higher ranks but can be found from First sergeant and above.
Servers: Flying Maps and City maps
Common Signs:

Often found in armoured ground vehicles, Jets or Helis
Will Not hesitate to switch teams
Gets a great score on each round
Has mastered each weapon
Works always in squads that have more than Four players in the squad
Likes the words "STFU N00b" "Unlucky" "let me fly"
Loves to jump around
Sticks to a particular server

This sounds like me, but I do not classify myself as Expert.