Ich heisse Dale. Ich bin sechzehn Jahre Alt. Ich nicht sproche (sp?) Deutch. lol, second year german and i still havent learned shit. Today we played spoons and thats it... lol
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ha, my girlfriend was sharing, when i kept sticking my key in my ignition.. she was like... do you want me to let you two have some alone time. It was very nice of her to offer.CameronPoe wrote:
My girlfriend is not amenable to sharing... .... ...
its a care cup thats empty.
How about no one should steal from anyone?Alliednations wrote:
Serves him right No one should steal from those who risk or give up their lives to keep their country free.
"My bet its that you would take most of you in the ring, lol"Stizz wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=74907 what ever happened to this? Also, hwo can you guys say that he was a shit boxer, do any of you really know this guy, i think not. My bet its that you would take most of you in the ring, lol
umm, are you saying we could beat our own ass before he could?
This has been posted, but its still funny.
Same, first game I owned...Masterstyle wrote:
Star Fox 64
That game was the shit at my elementary school.Miguel diaz wrote:
definitely, the hunting in that game was so cool. i always died of cholera though.Villain{NY} wrote:
Oregon Trail.
Not in the hall of fame, atleast McGwire isn't....however bonds might be just because of this.oChaos.Haze wrote:
Where's all the talk about Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa?
I don't really care about any of these guys, Pujols ftw tbh.
lol, it was stupid, but i enjoyed it more than those 5 minute sniper videos of watching a guy shoot people again and again with shitty hardcore music.
well, I didnt know he broke the record.... so this is news to me. Although I dont got cable yet so... im not up to date on baseball right now.
Cardinals tbh.
Cardinals tbh.
same, 10th though.stef10 wrote:
11th grade. next monday.
I <3 meat.CommieChipmunk wrote:
vegetarianism for the wiiiinghettoperson wrote:
Nah, it's different. Foot and mouth can be contracted by humans, however it doesn't turn your brain into mush, and it's not very bad on humans. A BSE (mad cow disease) outbreak IMO would be much worse. Sure it sucks that the animals have to be killed, but rather them than more people with mushy brains.Parker wrote:
mad cow disease for us across the pond.
but i do have vegan shoes. lol
haha
lol, but HK is the thing in paintball, its agg.r'Eeee wrote:
4 & 6 are the best imho
I didn't like the text and the little skull in number 4. So I voted for 6.
I hate you buckles... I want that job.Buckles wrote:
I'm playing this again at work for lack of anything else to play (nothing to test right now). I've completed it with all 96 levels finished and i'm playing it again. This game RAWKS!!
!t r 29th n0wOmniDeath wrote:
What is the date? The 27th. Keep your pants on guys, If he doesn't get anymore entries it will start tomorrow.You have until the 28th July to PM your sigs to me, however, I will only accept the first 10 entries so we don't get completely over cluttered.
m3 r t00Ersguterjunge wrote:
28th. ! r w4t!nG.
Seriously, do it. lol
I just turned 16 and I was gunna go attempt today, but im supposed to go paintball... so I'm going tomorrow.
haha, i turned 16 yesterday, happy birthday though, hope yours was better than mine.... i had to fucking work, even though i got into an icefight with a girl im about to go out with.
Not enough entries yet?
buckles FTW
ahha, thanks.D6717C wrote:
How can you not vote for a kid with his balls practically leaping from his shorts?
If you want, I can get you a pair.
youre totally winningfatherted13 wrote:
Well hello there
I got to go to work.
These are 1995 limited edition nut huggers I'm wearing, you can't just find those anywhere...
No, but vilham pointed it out in every fucking thread, I think he thought he cracked the davinci code or some shit...wah1188 wrote:
Oh yeah many have pointed out that he is Fancy but when have we ever had definate proof.Vilham wrote:
Seriously... I POINTED THIS OUT ON THE FIRST DAY!
Fuck Rise Against.
I only listened to the first bit, then i just gave up.
Who wants to bet Ron Jermy doesn't drive a little ass car that gets 40 mpg
lol, you should be "this" more often...CyrusTheVirus wrote:
That's the problem with muslims. They're always pulling this kind of shit. And then when we try to help and enlighten them they throw it back in our fucking face? The only thing they understand is the working end of a rifle.
haha, thats old but they got some good videos.Smithereener wrote:
Bro Rape? "A bro is an 18 to 24 year old male who wears burken(?) stock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a prefrade(?) brim. You know... Bro."golgoj4 wrote:
the 'bros' ?mtb0minime wrote:
Watch out for the bros. Biggest douchebags on the planet. So far they're contained in southern California, but they're slowly spreading
Probably falls into the area of the Rich/Preppy or something.
I can't stand rednecks....
umm, how about those 6'6 people like me and my dad who don't fit into fucking '98 corollas?!!? (my fucking car)
You should see me try to get out of that fuckin clown car...
You should see me try to get out of that fuckin clown car...
RoosterCantrell wrote:
But then she just goes outside and hangs out with some other people....
Wouldn't she be worn out? Im guessing not the first time. But then, why didnt the people she was hanging out with do something? IF I knew a child was in a trashcan, I couldnt live with myself NOT doing something about it.
What a bunch of freaks.

They probably looked like that and were gay, because it's obvious that gay people don't care if the population survives.
I know, but if you're immature enough to have a baby at 17... who knows what the mom will do, cause shes obviously a dumb ass to get pregnant in the first place.RoosterCantrell wrote:
WTF. who just has a kid in a Denny's bathroom, first of all. Second, just literally throws the child away??
That girl is FUBAR. HOw could you care so little about a child, your own no less. I am not ready to be a father by any means, but if my girlfriend made that phone call to me, Id be there. How could you not love your own child?
Sick bitch.
As said below, Condoms FTW!
I'm Catholic and I'm still gunna use 'em.
Good Fucking Luck Fathead!
http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-babyfound … tla-news-2
(I did search... )
Anyone heard about this?The 17-year old mother of a full-term newborn found by a customer in a restroom at a Denny's restaurant in Anaheim is in police custody.
A call for "medical aid" went out from the restaurant at 1168 W. Katella Ave. about noon, and the woman who found the infant was instructed by a dispatcher to take the baby out of the trash and make sure she was breathing, said Anaheim police Sgt. Rick Martinez.
Paramedics arrived at the eatery, which is around the corner from Disneyland, and took the infant to Western Medical Center in Anaheim, Martinez said.
The baby was determined to have just been born and was in good condition, Martinez said.
The customer said she noticed blood on the floor and movement in the trash can before finding the newborn, Martinez said.
When police arrived, they saw a 17-year-old girl standing outside the restaurant with a group of people from Indiana, who had been at Disneyland and went to the Denny's for lunch, Martinez said.
The girl denied giving birth, but police took her to the same hospital for a medical exam, the sergeant said.
"We believe she gave birth and put the baby in the trash can and left the restaurant," Martinez said.
(I did search... )

I'm NOT racist, I don't know them therefore i can't judge them.... but if i get to know them "well enough" (they do something stupid that i don't like) Then I don't like them, but not because they are black, i don't like some white people when they do stupid shit as well.
But that shirt is funny. lol
Edit: Sorry thought I was on myspace lol.
I was going to say just the rest of the world in general...Braddock wrote:
I'm not going to vote as I'm not American and don't know enough about your education system ...but I will say this - your geography lessons could do with a little improvement
I haven't taken world history (will next year) but I am really thinking that it's mostly going to be WWI, WWII, Slavery, and some other stuff, but I think they need go more in depth with other wars... not necessarily ones with the U.S. involved. I would also say more present issues, but I'm pretty sure that's an elective.
Our education system isn't that bad, it's the kids choosing to not learn...
I'm not really making a "point" I'm stating the obvious for which you don't see. You said it was ignorant people like him that make the kids act like that. Which I seriously doubt anyone goes up to a little black kid and says slavery is there own fault, and even thus, they wouldn't understand, or if they did they would be mad at the black people, if that makes any sense.chittydog wrote:
I guess I don't understand the point you're making.HURLEY wrote:
I'm not saying what he said wasn't ignorant, but obviously it wasn't a white person telling him that slavery was black peoples fault.... otherwise they would be throwing rocks at black people.chittydog wrote:
How do you know? They're only 9 or 10 years old. They probably just learned about slavery and are pissed about it. What difference does it really make who misinformed them? Dipshits come in all colors. Even if someone who's black taught them to do that, it doesn't make trackstarr any less ignorant.
I'm not saying what he said wasn't ignorant, but obviously it wasn't a white person telling him that slavery was black peoples fault.... otherwise they would be throwing rocks at black people.chittydog wrote:
How do you know? They're only 9 or 10 years old. They probably just learned about slavery and are pissed about it. What difference does it really make who misinformed them? Dipshits come in all colors. Even if someone who's black taught them to do that, it doesn't make trackstarr any less ignorant.HURLEY wrote:
Actually wouldn't it have been the black people that misinformed the little kids...?chittydog wrote:
Wow. Here's a prime example of the type of blinding ignorance that caused those kids to act like that.
Actually wouldn't it have been the black people that misinformed the little kids...?chittydog wrote:
Wow. Here's a prime example of the type of blinding ignorance that caused those kids to act like that.trackstarr wrote:
Yeah
I understand the slavery and segregation but its present times
Get the fuck over it.
Hell they didn't go through a Holocaust or the rapes and deaths that happened in the pacific during WWII
there has been worse things in this world.
And slavery was their fault
It's just voluntary now, I went to the doctors the other day and all the black people sat by the blacks and whites sat by the whites...trackstarr wrote:
Yeah
segregation
haha plagirasim? thats great.Cerpin_Taxt wrote:
I made an Anchorman quote thread (that moderators even participated in) and Orangehound banned me for "plagiarism".OmniDeath wrote:
unbanned? or was it temp...
lmao @ the pics.
wtfzorz?
inb4close?
inb4close?
lol. I guess Music= her life, Music= iPod and iPod= apple.
Joker, I think you are a very small minded person that believes paintballers only play speedball. Although that is all the pro's play, people do play other scenario games, http://www.oklahomadday.com/files/aboutbunker.htm. Hey, I don't think that airsoft is even a professional sport, it'd be like watching golf (or pro soccer(sorry i had to say it)).... slow... I'd rather watch the 30 second highlights...joker8baller wrote:
I do, and I do find it easy, especially when you have a good team. When I played I played with a few friends who were going professional. Again, it's all about angle and luck. Who you get off on the fast break, as you turn around, what bunker you land up in. And what angle you have on the guy in the other bunker. You move up, and then just slaughter a bunker with paint, and you keep shooting... and shooting... and shooting. Eventually they have to poke out their heads and shoot back or they're gonna get surrounded... Easily. You're playing in a relatively small arena...As I cannot try to explain the difficulties of Airsoft, as I have little clue to its operation, I will speak of paintball. It is a difficult sport. It does not simply operate as a way to pour paint out of a marker. There are large amounts of stories of amateurs with excellent markers who were defeated by rental markers used by experienced players. If you can step onto a paintball field and naturally dominate, I congratulate you. You have talent. If you claim that it is a sport with little difficulty, you obviously have not played it.
The brightness of paintball really does turn me off, but still. I like the good old MOUT scenarios as you break into a house, open doors, not knowing where the enemy is and then getting off that precious shot. We don't replicate Counter Strike, that's just idiotic, we replicate real life scenarios, real wars, Zombie's... (Biohazzard ftw!).
Edit: not to mention that other airsofter just said different to about all that you just said... Shooting fast, it's apparently not cheap, and if you have 300 in a mag then its not realistic...
Edit 2:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 3#p1607473TheOwnage wrote:
Btw Give Me Karma As A Present Tooo And Dont Ban Me Cuz I Had A Birthday I MATURE WHEN I HIT 11 I GOT AN AIRSOFT GUN TOO
lol.
joker8baller wrote:
Russia is really big on it.Btw, I said tuberware hoppers... Might want to learn to read?
Congratulations you have a teflon gun, I'll stick to my gun that has real gun parts on it...
Get your shit straight dude....joker8baller wrote:
I said tuberware, you thought I said teflon? Yeah...
Obviously you need to buy the cheap shit since your the one bitching about how it cost to much.joker8baller wrote:
I prefer goggles...
I said tuberware, you thought I said teflon? Yeah...
Actually Hurley... that looks like a futuristic gumball dispenser... I dunno why...
The cheap paint that I used to buy from Walmart was $45 a case... The field has some high end brand that I forgot the name of that's about $80... I've known my friend who owned a DM4 to spend $100+ on a damn case...
I don't like the angels myself, nor do I think they are the best gun. My friend who wanted/almost turned pro was obsessive about em. He owned 4 $600+ guns back in the day...
I can't shoot ugly guns, or things that don't even represent a gun... It's my opinion for that.
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lol what do you have a frickin WA 2000? 1 of the 2 that are in the US?
I'll go crazy on upgrading my gun to real steel specifications ><
theres no such thing as a case of paint that cost $80 without the people ripping you a new asshole...
marbs= best brand http://www.actionvillage.com/is-bin/INT … D36p6lA_2s
55 dollars, 65 would have been a really good profit for them (yes i know it says $80 is the original price but when it actually says that they cost that much i'll admit that paintball isnt as good as airsoft)
the other best brand is draxxus gold http://www.actionvillage.com/is-bin/INT … FAy%2eVned
$60, if they charged you $80 and just made a 20 dollar profit, hahahahahahahah that was easy money right there... let alone your friend who "supposedly" spent +100 on a damn case of paintballs...