"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd really like to tap that ass!"
"If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, how about I spend some time up between the holidays?"
"Baby, if you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McBeautiful."
Im not giving any guarantees on these.
"If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, how about I spend some time up between the holidays?"
"Baby, if you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McBeautiful."
Im not giving any guarantees on these.