I stole it tbh. Besides your netlog will nevar be as kewl as mine kthx.!!11
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In tet's one, why does arnold schwarzanegger have a plug socket in the back of his head lol?
^Here I am lolz, not quite but getting there.
Gulf:
Kubra:
Op: Clean Sweep:
Yes there was a tking fest probly as you can see, morons tk me for the jet so I have my revenge
Zatar:
Wake - Chopper ( I don't really fly Jets on Wake, don't fly the J10 either )
Tons more but would take a while to put them up so I won't bother.
Kubra:
Op: Clean Sweep:
Yes there was a tking fest probly as you can see, morons tk me for the jet so I have my revenge
Zatar:
Wake - Chopper ( I don't really fly Jets on Wake, don't fly the J10 either )
Tons more but would take a while to put them up so I won't bother.
Fixed.l=l-Oneill-l=l wrote:
wow thanks to whiners that fixed that nightmare
I remember when it first changed to the new rankings, when you played you ranked up like 5 times lmao.
I bet your a chick magnet.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Stacker ugly? puulease, with my two 12 inch blue cathodes in the front and my little ram crab flashing a billion colors a secondit looks like modern art.ghettoperson wrote:
LOL you have a Stacker and you say that looks bad? You may think it's ugly, but at least it's not ugly and the only thing in the room you'll be able to see when you walk into it, unlike the Stacker.CommieChipmunk wrote:
wouldn't doubt it.
Though my CM Stacker 830 still owns it.
(not my rigs but that's the aforementioned "ram crab" in case you were wondering.)
Whenever anyone comes over, they're like "wtf?! that's the fucking biggest computer I've ever seen..." Closely followed by "Oh.. is that one of those Vista things?"
Ok
Xfire = korrupted187
What is this for? just add all the names on the list? lol.
Xfire = korrupted187
What is this for? just add all the names on the list? lol.
Lmfao! I was on my stats page and it's been open a while and I was about to say I never got any points when I just noticed I have w00t.
That's outta full metal jacket
AR-15 works well. Or if your accurate then an RPG, then all you have to do is clean up, but it'll send a warning im sure.
Pretty funny, well known .gifs there.
Have fun with the dust lol.
I edited that you whores.
Unlimited knowledge.
It leads to enough cash anyway. You would know so much answer every question on a game show or have every idea for a successful business etc.
Unlimited money can obtain the knowledge but it would take too long.
It leads to enough cash anyway. You would know so much answer every question on a game show or have every idea for a successful business etc.
Unlimited money can obtain the knowledge but it would take too long.
Infact. Winning lottery numbers for next week would be great.
Ya gein was messed up. Nothing compared to Dahmer really though. I mean you had Berkowitz, bundy, gacy etc. But Dahmer of milwaukee was worse than gein if you ask me.
Just don't type Jeffrey Dahmer in google hit images and 3rd image along, even if mod safe search is on. Worse than tub girl probly.
Just don't type Jeffrey Dahmer in google hit images and 3rd image along, even if mod safe search is on. Worse than tub girl probly.
I thought 2142 was shit. You can't even sell the game once you get it...
BF2 ftw.
BF2 ftw.
If they add 2,000 points to your stats won't that cause a bit of an inbalance? when you total your team, commander and combat score it will be 2,000 out? I know it ain't a big deal but still.
Some dude called [GS]BananaSniper or something sent me that crap. One cannot send you a virus on xfire by just adding them to your friends list they have to send you a file.
Really starting to get pissed off lately with BF2 admins. Why is it like lets say a very high percentage of them are fucking idiots? Over and over im getting kicked and banned for stupid shit. I don't even say or do anything that's AGAINST the ROE.
I don't give a shit if they pay for the server, they thrive on players coming to their server and the way they act they ain't gonna get that. First round on Mashtuur inf wasn't many of us on but I get kicked for "Bunny hoping" it's in there rules. Okay I understand excessive bunny hoping but when I have like 3 people surrounding me what the fuck do you expect me to do? ignore the space bar? seriously it's not like it's a cheat. After they got done kicking everyone for that the round ended as there wasn't enough players, dumbasses.
Next round I get kicked for taking the enemies chopper, there was like 7 people in the server so I took the enemy chopper no one was near and I didn't kill anyone in the process about 10 minutes later the admin says "why do you have the enemy chopper?" and kicks me. So he tells me to read their rules yet that shit isn't stated.
Another thing that pisses me off is the fact that asshole admins make up rules on the spot. Classic one for me is killing an admin who is base raping then they kick you for "disrupting gameplay".
Yup a rant, but is it just me or has BF2 admins in particular gone way downhill. I've noticed so many servers with this no bunny hoping policy? I mean what the fuck is that? it's like no ones allowed to use the space bar.
I don't give a shit if they pay for the server, they thrive on players coming to their server and the way they act they ain't gonna get that. First round on Mashtuur inf wasn't many of us on but I get kicked for "Bunny hoping" it's in there rules. Okay I understand excessive bunny hoping but when I have like 3 people surrounding me what the fuck do you expect me to do? ignore the space bar? seriously it's not like it's a cheat. After they got done kicking everyone for that the round ended as there wasn't enough players, dumbasses.
Next round I get kicked for taking the enemies chopper, there was like 7 people in the server so I took the enemy chopper no one was near and I didn't kill anyone in the process about 10 minutes later the admin says "why do you have the enemy chopper?" and kicks me. So he tells me to read their rules yet that shit isn't stated.
Another thing that pisses me off is the fact that asshole admins make up rules on the spot. Classic one for me is killing an admin who is base raping then they kick you for "disrupting gameplay".
Yup a rant, but is it just me or has BF2 admins in particular gone way downhill. I've noticed so many servers with this no bunny hoping policy? I mean what the fuck is that? it's like no ones allowed to use the space bar.
Gulf of Oman is current most played.
Ya'll whine about chavs, I see them all the time. I don't get any problems from them, if anything they either just walk on or say alrite. Guess if you look like an easy target then that's your problem?
Samsung D900.
Prefer it due to it being small and sleek. Great phone, great menus and style.
How can one get that fat lmao.
Anyway that shits rofl.
Anyway that shits rofl.
^Ya see them all the time, make a new account go in and bomb there lil groups. Funny thing is most of them are generals and colonels not low ranks. They get away with it because they just revive all the time or whatever, can't really get caught unless your screenshotted.
On the subject I've found blackmail effective. For example on player whos a 2 star general kicked me or tkd me or is spawn killing the uncap. For a laugh if they have stat padded before and say have a victim of 100-200. Then just blackmail them say your gonna report them unless they do whatever. Make them your bitch etc lol.
So was looking for a decent server when I came across the server "Zatar" now Zatar being one of my favorite maps I entered hopefully to get a decent game. So when I entered I noticed the game was balanced so I spawned noticed my team had high points but so did the other team without any kills really. So I jumped in a jet and flew over and noticed like quite a few apc's there so I bombed it and got kills. Then they banned me for no reason.
So used some random account I made and went back in just to take screenies, don't give a shit what they do but kicking me for no reason is a no no. .
So I joined there squad and spawned in the middle, whilst capturing this unique footage of APC's and Tanks on either side moving in to cap the flag then moving back so the enemy may cap the flag. The flag somewhat once capped reppeled the opposing force? how unique, it was a sight.
Anyway dumbasses decided this was there stat padding method, I gotta say outta stat padding this had to be the most pathetic way of doing it, 4 points wait 30 seconds 4 points wait 30 seconds. What is the point? they were kicking everyone as well.
They finally banned me for some reason but don't really give a shit. Server name is Zatar.
Wanna know what makes me laugh? it's always the very high rankers that are at it, look at there stats:
http://bf2s.com/player/58589691/
http://bf2s.com/player/46203580/
http://bf2s.com/player/60372882/
Even recorded some of this shit. Go see for yourself, pretty retarded what there doing considering it'll probly take them about 4 hours to get 500 points lmfao. Dumbasses.
Hope I provided quality entertainment, if not I don't give a shit. But either way no negative comments. .
Forgot to add:
http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/ … Zatar.html
So used some random account I made and went back in just to take screenies, don't give a shit what they do but kicking me for no reason is a no no. .
So I joined there squad and spawned in the middle, whilst capturing this unique footage of APC's and Tanks on either side moving in to cap the flag then moving back so the enemy may cap the flag. The flag somewhat once capped reppeled the opposing force? how unique, it was a sight.
Anyway dumbasses decided this was there stat padding method, I gotta say outta stat padding this had to be the most pathetic way of doing it, 4 points wait 30 seconds 4 points wait 30 seconds. What is the point? they were kicking everyone as well.
They finally banned me for some reason but don't really give a shit. Server name is Zatar.
Wanna know what makes me laugh? it's always the very high rankers that are at it, look at there stats:
http://bf2s.com/player/58589691/
http://bf2s.com/player/46203580/
http://bf2s.com/player/60372882/
Even recorded some of this shit. Go see for yourself, pretty retarded what there doing considering it'll probly take them about 4 hours to get 500 points lmfao. Dumbasses.
Hope I provided quality entertainment, if not I don't give a shit. But either way no negative comments. .
Forgot to add:
http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/ … Zatar.html
So I played a quick round yesterday after not playing for a few days (so it couldn't have been not added on stats yet). Went into a round on Zatar got about 17 kills and basic anti-tank. I had the private bug during this. So I check BF2 HQ and the points I had that round added on. I didn't think if you had the pvt bug they wouldn't add on? even at that I got basic anti-tank which I already had.
78 on Gulf of Oman with F35. I've had a lot higher like 100 etc but with 2 deaths or what not. I don't use the J10.
^Good SPM
Decent K/D
Too much Karkand
Medic 24/7 almost
Good assault k/d
Pat on the back for the hand grenades, for your points I class you as NOT a spamming nade noob.
Decent K/D
Too much Karkand
Medic 24/7 almost
Good assault k/d
Pat on the back for the hand grenades, for your points I class you as NOT a spamming nade noob.
Apparantly there was some guy whos 7ft 5in but hes like 19 in the UK and some basketball teamwas going to pay him £50,000/$100,000 to stay away from their opposing team as he could easily dunk balls just by walking up and popping it in without jumping.
Yes. More advatanges than disadvantages to it.
Here in the UK it's a mess. The jails are so packed they are releasing people early just so they can let more in. We have no death penalty or deterence system such as Florida's 3 strike system which is effective.
Also here Life in jail doesn't mean life. Some asian that killed another person got life which was 13 years min. Means they can be let out after 13 years on parole. Life doesn't mean life with no parole here. It's 30 years in jail get out in 15 for good behaviour. Check our jails as well. HD TV's are yet to be put in with the PS3. But at the moment there sitting on your luxury room with heating, a surround sound stereo with a big tv and comfy bed. That's the reality.
Also people actually commit crimes so they can be put in jail here, because jail is more like a hotel reservation (aside all the drop the soap crap). It costs £33,000 a year to keep one inmate in jail. All that cash could be saved if there was a deathpenalty to put them down rather than paying this over and over for the rest of there life.
Here in the UK it's a mess. The jails are so packed they are releasing people early just so they can let more in. We have no death penalty or deterence system such as Florida's 3 strike system which is effective.
Also here Life in jail doesn't mean life. Some asian that killed another person got life which was 13 years min. Means they can be let out after 13 years on parole. Life doesn't mean life with no parole here. It's 30 years in jail get out in 15 for good behaviour. Check our jails as well. HD TV's are yet to be put in with the PS3. But at the moment there sitting on your luxury room with heating, a surround sound stereo with a big tv and comfy bed. That's the reality.
Also people actually commit crimes so they can be put in jail here, because jail is more like a hotel reservation (aside all the drop the soap crap). It costs £33,000 a year to keep one inmate in jail. All that cash could be saved if there was a deathpenalty to put them down rather than paying this over and over for the rest of there life.
TV2 bans by account + Guid.Freezer7Pro wrote:
By IP. It's fun as hell to keep changing IP to get in and annoy admins ^^Apoc-SAS wrote:
What do server bans go by (e.g. an in game admin bans you)
They suck.
Never played on a P&K server, noob fest tbh.
But over 1k in a round is ridiculously high, even the hardcore P&K'ers don't get near that. I reckon you did the reviving. I don't really care though but don't lie .
But over 1k in a round is ridiculously high, even the hardcore P&K'ers don't get near that. I reckon you did the reviving. I don't really care though but don't lie .
See okay, doing that to get high points and a better rank stats or whatever. But does it really give one enjoyment day in and day out of doing that same repetative crap?FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Nade kills = 71% of total kills -> new account of the lord of weed
http://www.bf2s.com/player/97083768/
^Ya probly the top medic whore, jamesey eat your heart out .
Useless thread? Possibly. Do I care? Nope.
Ok now your 7th in the world on BF2 at 640k. Why did you start a new account? Your new account currently sits at 103k. If you got that on your current account you would have been second in the world. Im betting you could easily overtake firestarter at the rate you play no problem. Then UK would be #1 .
Ok now your 7th in the world on BF2 at 640k. Why did you start a new account? Your new account currently sits at 103k. If you got that on your current account you would have been second in the world. Im betting you could easily overtake firestarter at the rate you play no problem. Then UK would be #1 .
Don't really care tbh, both of them were from when I was in command screen. First one on warlord kept killing me whilst I was in the TV station commanding. Second was some noob on karkand when i was commanding.
Many ways you can get stretchmarks, gaining weight, building muscle and the most common is just growing. As you grow if your quite tall then your skin will stretch. Around and all over your arms im not sure but stretch marks varey you get the white scar looking bumps and red/pink/purple or whatever tears as it looks.
If your doing weights that your not used to it's going to stretch the skin and muscle, first off because your not exactly giving yourself a warm up of a stretch etc and secondly because your not used to doing that.
Most body builders get the rips and stretch marks around the biceps, triceps under the armpit across the pecs mainly.
They are not permanent, it depends on your bodies cycle. But if you have a healthy balanced diet and rub lotion with vitamin E in it on the areas you have the stretch marks (as the website above says) then it will fade and disapear. However if you do none of that then no it won't really go away.
I have them on my biceps streaks of them, it's common. I have them under the armpit and the hips and the middle back.
If your doing weights that your not used to it's going to stretch the skin and muscle, first off because your not exactly giving yourself a warm up of a stretch etc and secondly because your not used to doing that.
Most body builders get the rips and stretch marks around the biceps, triceps under the armpit across the pecs mainly.
They are not permanent, it depends on your bodies cycle. But if you have a healthy balanced diet and rub lotion with vitamin E in it on the areas you have the stretch marks (as the website above says) then it will fade and disapear. However if you do none of that then no it won't really go away.
I have them on my biceps streaks of them, it's common. I have them under the armpit and the hips and the middle back.
RPK/AK/L96A1/M24 chinese sniper owns. and the AH1Z and MIG-29.
^Barrakuda can you make an account and get that score on any other map than Karkand. It's dreadfully easy to get so many kills with the SVD all round on Karkand, yet boring. Can you get it on any other map?
Why do you keep j10 noobing, improve your air skills with other jets and you may actually get good.FiNaL$tRiKe-|VoV|- wrote:
Im not really a J10 whore i just got a air acc and a ground acc ^^FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Excellent SPM and KDR but the fact that you got it in a J-10 on Wake kinda makes it less impressive.
^ Good SPM
not too bad k/d could be higher
pretty decent map balance rather than 99% karkand
Good kit times.
At nenad
not too bad k/d could be higher
pretty decent map balance rather than 99% karkand
Good kit times.
At nenad
No back in it's early days that was classed as lame and yes I remember going into servers and doing lmao stuff. Remember this one map where it's a city and they were building a police station inside so on the side of the building I used the letters and the gravity gun to place "Gay XXX" rofls. Got banned.
Letters in gmod are lethal weapons. Also running around with the delete gun was funny. Not played any steam game in about 2 years now though .
Letters in gmod are lethal weapons. Also running around with the delete gun was funny. Not played any steam game in about 2 years now though .
Dunno probly a mental/genetic issue.
It's pretty complicated but for example if I see a hot bird walking past yeh turn n look or what most would do. But never with any other sex. I am straight and have never had any sort of incline of attraction to any other sex than female.
Therefore I think it's to do with hormonal/genetic make up or even mentality. But I think your born with that really.
It's pretty complicated but for example if I see a hot bird walking past yeh turn n look or what most would do. But never with any other sex. I am straight and have never had any sort of incline of attraction to any other sex than female.
Therefore I think it's to do with hormonal/genetic make up or even mentality. But I think your born with that really.
So why didn't they use a MEC soldier as the Jihad host was it to save the racial controversy or because US troops have now adapted a new tactic in Iraq?
Funny vid though. Can't say I jihad though...
Funny vid though. Can't say I jihad though...
TV2 servers are garbage. They ban you for stupid shit and ontop of that it's the same crap, full of noobs with the exceptions of 2 or 1 pilots who just rape the uncap all day long hence getting max points/kills.
I vote...
It's Metallica btw, but everyone should know that .
It's Metallica btw, but everyone should know that .
Or you could go into a pub make sure one of your m8s are over 18 and they can go get the drinks? works well with no issues. Pubs don't tend to ask for ID anyway. Well just make sure your going to a pub that's in a very run down or rough area, due to the fact that the workers don't really care haha.