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Bought a set of adjustable dumbbells using rewards points from work. I didn't realize the "50-lb set of 2" meant they were 50 lb each though, so getting the busted up, unwieldy box inside was the first exercise I've done with them.
Had my annual review and apparently for the third time in my career, my position has been reevaluated and found to be underpaid, so I have a 15% raise to the base salary coming my way. I feel like Peter in Office Space being amazed when they want to give him more money.
I watched Glass Onion as well the other day. It was not great, not terrible. None of the characters seemed like real people and the resolution was nowhere near as clean as it'd have you think it was, but it was fine enough if you can ignore the insinuation that Dave Bautista can act.
I have nothing to add except thisSuperJail Warden wrote:
IMy point? The GPUs are too expensive. They are too expensive people. Too expensive.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
I watched Eyes Wide Shut for the first time yesterday cause I've never seen it and it was due to leave Netflix. Allegedly Kubrick called it his best work, but you could've told me I was watching some late-night HBO softcore porn and I'd have believed it. I don't know why Nicole Kidman has such high billing in it as well, because the main purpose for her seemed to be to show her butt. I've seen the theory that the whole thing was a dream, which seems like a big cop-out for the characters actions making no damn sense.
After whipping up a batch, making chili mac each bowl is a fine method to both make chili last longer and also not just go bean overboard.
I'm not even sure if Walgreens does that anymore. Their website lists options for uploading photos more than it speaks about anything on film, but I'm sure it's still gotta exist somewhere. By 2010 I already have the recollection of people with those colorful Sony Powershot type cameras when creating drunken facebook fodder.
Off work through early next year and only 2 vacation days used (that were use or lose anyway). Definitely the most consecutive time off I've had in quite some time; gonna be weird.
You're putting your dick in it, aren't you?SuperJail Warden wrote:
I was planning to dump her soon anyway. The Roomba is closure.
No moon tonight.
By Cyberflix of course. I very much enjoyed the apocryphal enigma decoding and boiler room puzzles, though.
By Cyberflix of course. I very much enjoyed the apocryphal enigma decoding and boiler room puzzles, though.
Is there some stereotype abroad about Puerto Ricans rioting I'm missing here? There definitely is one for European soccer hooligansuziq wrote:
puerto ricans making opportunistic jokes about rioting is poor form, isn't it?
plus doesn't this guy basically live in newark? at least in paris they burn things with style.
I downloaded the free CoD battle royale/Tarkov version thing on the recommendation of friends as someone who hasn't played since CoD4. It's certainly echoes CoD but feels different. The PUBG downing mechanics and the armor-breaking do seem comical compared to hardcore CoD back in the day with only a few hits to kill. There's a loooooottttt of stuff going on with the interfaces and the console influence (I never could figure out how to mute some guy on my team playing music until he died). It crashes a lot, but I'm sure it could be decently fun with friends if you know what you're doing.
I'm kinda disinclined to play as a solo though, because you run the odds with randoms and seemingly come up against friend groups a fair bit.
I'm kinda disinclined to play as a solo though, because you run the odds with randoms and seemingly come up against friend groups a fair bit.
I haven't watched it in years and still remember obscure lines. There's thousands of us with those syndication brain worms.
What game was it, though?
I literally cannot tell if this is real or not.uziq wrote:
untold heights on the cringe scale.
I don't know how old that lady is in those photos, but she looks like she's barely into double digits. Jesus.
Jesus Christ, the comments.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Shot multiple times.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oh … r-AA13S2IP
Stakes aren't that low. People die because of our politics, and our policies tend to predict trends elsewhere.
>Implying that effort is linked to outcomes
Jeez, the dog died, too? RIP in pepperonis.
Just saw all the stuff in the other thread, but that's wild.
So it turns out Uzique was right to poo-poo Korean Halloween.
I don't think you realize, newbie. We're finally out from under the thumb of that gull-darn librul Supreme Court. You know, when they had the majority *checks notes* 50+ years agounnamednewbie13 wrote:
There are people in positions of power and influence in the United States who are religiously motivated (or cynically financially, take your pick) to usher the world closer to the end of days, so Jesus can come back (or to just make a quick buck from anyone who'll listen). Never mind I guess that it's supposed to be something only God can know and command? I can't for one minute believe that this particular brand of person wants to improve things in the country, when it's in their fantastical interest to not. "The country is in decline! Pray for salvation!" It's like a little kid making a mess of their room for attention. Wouldn't it be nicer for Jesus to come back to a world with breathable air, drinkable water, and largely free of avoidable want and misery?
It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that Republicans think America is going down the tubes. I've been listening to that for years. Very funny considering we spent the last ~4 decades (to start) under right and center presidents.
In my teenage years, I put on the airs of that "too old/cool for Halloween" vibe, and didn't do anything out of necessity in college cause $ and not super into drinking, but I seem to have come around more to the idea in adult years. Not a crazy bacchanal but just a silly excuse to meet up with friends and enjoy.
If only you'd had a vasectomy first, Mac. Think, man!
You should lecture from the podium and uh, podiatrize... from the lectern.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinter … had_their/
The title calls it a lectern but near everybody in the comments is saying podium.
#BF2sDrama2022
The title calls it a lectern but near everybody in the comments is saying podium.
#BF2sDrama2022
For at least 15 years now, it's been ridiculous that "shut off the lights and hide" is the go-to plan for school shootings. As many have pointed out, every child who has attended school since then knows the drill. Maybe if we were worried in 2001 about an adult Taliban guy coming in, it'd throw him off, but as school shooters are overwhelmingly students, no one's being fooled.
I vote for Mac to spearhead a new incentive of human wave assaults rushing the attacker.
I vote for Mac to spearhead a new incentive of human wave assaults rushing the attacker.
Doesn't look like it. Your posts still show up.
Is anyone actually able to change their password like our supreme overlord recommended? Mine tells me the old PW is wrong despite being able to log out and back in with it.
I definitely heard this as well that it was an outstanding movie. I saw a clip on youtube and then read a synopsis and it seemed to be pretty fucking stupid.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
A friend told me he got misty-eyed in the theater. One of my brothers told me it was the best movie he's seen in a while (but his kids are named after star wars characters so...). More than a few friends had great things to say.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
People say that? This is evocative of Dilbert telling us that it was emotional watching Supergirl floating in space. I just wasn't interested in the Maverick trailer. Over Top Gun, I preferred Hot Shots and stuff with Leslie Nielsen. Maverick at face value seems like a revival for boomers and 80s/90s kids who were actually fans.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I saw Top Gun: Maverick recently. Not good at all. Maybe 4/10. I had numerous people tell me it was an amazing and emotional movie. Umm, what? Why did they try to make it serious, knowing that the original was good because it kind of embraced the camp?
Waste of time.
Mac, watch the first one if you want. Probably a better choice than Halloween Returns Again for the Last Time.
It was not a good movie. I literally laughed at the dialog more than once.
Take it to the Mass Shooting thread
Kids these dais...
Mac buys furniture like Mallory Archer
Mac be like
I have not used nutmeg in my mashed potatoes before and now really wanna try it next time, now. Normally I split a 5 lb bag of Yukon Golds between soup and mashed taters.
Wow, Liz Truss was doing that poorly?SuperJail Warden wrote:
The queen is officially dead.
You say that, but an awful lot of Americans, and probably Westerners in general are really fucking weird about dogs.
SuperJail Warden wrote:
I am 5'9 and sometimes slip below 150 pounds. I eat what I want.
Are you an actual fucking moron? I deride various commonplace fuel-wasting practices and punctuate it by sarcastically referencing the quite small displacement for the US of my cars engine (thereby insinuating I'm not gonna be drag-racing anybody) and you go off on some weird screed about rolling coal at motorcycles?uziq wrote:
EV sales have skyrocketed in china in the last 2 years. 35-40% of all new car sales in china are electric.DesertFox- wrote:
I had the thought recently about fuel-efficiency standards the other day and how, well-intentioned, they would likely be nowhere near as effective as possible because so many Americans drive like maniacs. Flooring the pedal from red light to red light in cities and switching between 65 and 90 mph on the highway is a helluva thing to counteract. Luckily for me, people are rightfully scared to race my turbo 1.8L...
meanwhile you guys are rolling coal and going to giant bike meets. motorcycles are illegal in most modern chinese cities. like red neck trucks, they’re associated with criminality and low self-respect.
if the china man with a one-inch wang can move past this boyish ego trip, why are american beef cakes so fatally addicted? buy a bicycle, you brooks brothers eunuch.
I had the thought recently about fuel-efficiency standards the other day and how, well-intentioned, they would likely be nowhere near as effective as possible because so many Americans drive like maniacs. Flooring the pedal from red light to red light in cities and switching between 65 and 90 mph on the highway is a helluva thing to counteract. Luckily for me, people are rightfully scared to race my turbo 1.8L...
You ever just realize how you spent more than half your life registered to this forum?
I've been invited to a Sikh wedding of a friend and need to figure out what to wear. Got a rundown from talking to my friend and googling the do's and dont's, but I'm gonna have to buy at least a more vibrant shirt. If I saw more future use for it and had more time, it would be interesting to buy a fancy kurta.
But have you considered if you paid more, they could buy all the excess Macbooks they wanted?
The pivot I've seen re: Kansas now is "See? The states decided, just as we always intended", pretending they only had an issue with the federal-level part of it rather than protecting them zygotes. I imagine a decent amount of Republican leaning voters would have an abrupt smack in the face if they came up against the GOP dreamworld/hellscape.
I just starting hearing about that guy this week. From the thumbnail I thought he was another weird nerd. But apparently he's actually in shape , which causes a lot of incongruity for me with his whiny little voice.
The only BF2s original fiction I read is about cucking.