ROFLMAO....hey! Dark Helmet! I'm the second incarnation of Jesus. Do you believe that? Hey, Dark Helmet! I'll give you a million dollars! Do you believe that? Hey, Dark Helmet! Not everything people say is true. Lighten up, Francis.|CCCCCDark_Helmet wrote:
k guys i konw it is easy to get all those points on Karkand I have done it before....I am sorry. but he did say he was hacking.
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Tarzan and Jane are about to get it on for the first time, but it's clear he's never been with a woman, so Jane explains sex to him.
"Oh," tarzan says. "I use hole in trunk of tree for that."
"You've got it all wrong," Jane says, and takes off her clothes. She lies on the ground, points to her crotch and says, "You put it in here."
Tarzan likes what he sees and steps toward Jane. Then, he gives her a terrible kick to the groin.
Jane rolls around in agony and finally manages to scream, "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replies, "Check for squirrel."
Two hillbillies are sitting around drinking beer, when one says to the other, "Jethro, if'n I was to sneak over to your house and have sex with your old lady and she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"
Jethro thinks for a moment and says, "I don't reckon it would make us kin, but it WOULD make us even!"
One day, a treasure hunter comes across and ancient lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears.
"I grant thee three wishes," the genie tells the man, "but I must also give your ex-wife double everything you ask for."
The man reluctantly agrees and says, "I wish for a mansion." His wish is granted, and at the same time his ex gets two mansions.
"I'd like a million dollars," the man says. The genie grants him his second wish, and the old wife gets $2 million.
The man thinks about his last wish carefully and finally says, "Now, scare me half to death."
A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Tarzan and Jane are about to get it on for the first time, but it's clear he's never been with a woman, so Jane explains sex to him.
"Oh," tarzan says. "I use hole in trunk of tree for that."
"You've got it all wrong," Jane says, and takes off her clothes. She lies on the ground, points to her crotch and says, "You put it in here."
Tarzan likes what he sees and steps toward Jane. Then, he gives her a terrible kick to the groin.
Jane rolls around in agony and finally manages to scream, "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replies, "Check for squirrel."
Two hillbillies are sitting around drinking beer, when one says to the other, "Jethro, if'n I was to sneak over to your house and have sex with your old lady and she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"
Jethro thinks for a moment and says, "I don't reckon it would make us kin, but it WOULD make us even!"
One day, a treasure hunter comes across and ancient lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears.
"I grant thee three wishes," the genie tells the man, "but I must also give your ex-wife double everything you ask for."
The man reluctantly agrees and says, "I wish for a mansion." His wish is granted, and at the same time his ex gets two mansions.
"I'd like a million dollars," the man says. The genie grants him his second wish, and the old wife gets $2 million.
The man thinks about his last wish carefully and finally says, "Now, scare me half to death."
dshak,KillerAFET wrote:
Attention KMart shoppers, blue light special on whiners aisle 6!!!dshak wrote:
grenade launchers ruin this game
No, n00b-t00bers ruin the game...adapt and over come, brother.
KillerAFET,
Don't be a dick, just...enlighten, is all you need do, compadre...
You're the dime squib i never crank eves on
Spybot is a good spyware remover. AGV (or is it AVG?) is good AV program too. Look into those if you don't want to format...
You're the finest quid I never pan eyes in
Meh, not problematic in a video game!beeng wrote:
too bad no one uses the hokum because the twin rotor proved to be problematicDeedubya wrote:
I agree, I think the Hokum
It's the default for BF2....don't worry if you meet all the requirements for 1st Sgt. then you'll get it.
Just format it, or are you wanting to save those porn sites
Yeah, but they could've been nice, and either one of them just gun for the guy, or they could have just let him have it until he crashed, and THEN claimed the chopper....they didn't have to try to get him killed since he already had the chopper. No one seems to know what game etiquette is...if someone's using the vehicle you want, then DO SOMETHING ELSE until they either crash/blow up/leave. I hate how the pads are chocked full of people fighting for vehicles when they could be benefiting their team by doing something else, instead of wasting tickets. When I fly jets anymore I always strafe the airfields because I know there's people there fighting for jets/choppers. It's two-fold...keeps the enemy assets grounded, and easy points for meblacksheepcannibal wrote:
to the original poster: when they monopolized the heli the rest of the game, did they do good?
ive said it before and ill say it again: those that arent excellent with the chopper should yield right of way to those that are, especially if its a team.
By not letting the team have the chopper, your splitting them up, insisting on being the gunner, and being a bit childish about it too.
Youll live without the chopper, and its better for your side as a whole to have a good chopper team (which, i belive, everybody will agree that the key to heli success is a good team with communication).
Wow dude...pissed much? Unfortunately you're going to run into the assclowns no matter what. Part of life, sad to say. Smashing your keyboard just because you let these buttheads get to you, probably wasn't the wisest thing to do, and I would suggest looking into some form of anger management. You realize you busted your keyboard over a video game, right? If you can't deal with the idiots playing the game too, then maybe you just shouldn't play....Cougar wrote:
I am writing this post out of desperation. I'm at my wits end and an inch away from throwing BF2 in the garbage and un-installing it from my computer.
DOES ANYONE KNOW OF A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE ISN'T A BUNCH OF ASSCLOWNS!!!???
For FUCKS SAKE!!!! I can't take this shit anymore, I need a server where people have an IQ over 15. Where people know how TO PLAY. Where people aren't mindless zombies merandering about the battlefield without a sense of purpose or a plan. I've been on 17 servers tonight, SEVENTEEN, and I am yet to find any HINT of intelligence. I got so fucking frustrated one the last server I broke my keyboard in half over my knee in a sheer spat of pure rage. So I'm out thirty bucks and I'm still pissed off at the world. How the fuck do you play this game without using VoIP, squads, commander assets, spotting shit out or even TYPING SHIT ON THE FUCKING SCREEN!!!!!!!!! It doesn't even seem possible to me, your bound to do at least one of these things by accident at some point or another. Hell, fuck a server, just hook me up with 2 or 3 people who know what thier fuckin doing, something, anything PLEASE!!!!!
I'm not looking for a clan, I'm not bitching about the game (well, sorta), I'm just looking for these:
A server that has...
People use VoIP, TS or Vent.
Know how to use a squad.
Know how to work in a squad.
Commanders that don't forget thier the commander and fly a jet around all map.
People who know how to shoot thier fucking gun at the enemy.
People that don't ignore you pleads for backup or assistance.
People that are over the age of 6.
People who know how to communicate, i.e. VoIP, spot stuff, or hell just type on the screen for the love of God.
Am I asking to much? Are my standards just too high for this game? Probably so. If thats the case then I'm just going to delete my account, or give it away or something and uninstall this shit. Because at this point, thats what it is...SHIT.
I just noticed you smoke? If so, might I suggest when you start getting frustrated, I mean the VERY second you get pissed, stop right where you are, grab your pack, and go smoke a stick. When you get back, if your team is still being a bunch of bonetards, switch teams? Or maybe just quit playing for the night/day, or a few hours even.
That's what the Romans thought....look what happened to them...Krappyappy wrote:
make death row inmates become gladiators and fight to the death. if they win they get to fight again. sell tickets to the show, put it on pay per view, let people gamble on the winner, then pay college tuitions with the revenue.
justice has never been so entertaining or profitable.
Look, we know how you feel. Lord knows we as Americans took our losses, and your point is truly heart-felt. But the consequence that comes from Free Speech is that the vagrants, morons, idiots, simpltons, dipshits, choads, invalids, and so on and so forth are able to speak their minds as well. I agree that people should refrain from using such names in public, but they don't know any better. Or maybe they do and just don't care. The best thing you can do is ignore them, and they'll eventually go away. Sure, someone new will come along and try to ruin your experience, but be the bigger man, and let it go. Leave it alone, and ignore it. The "Nazi" is a dying race that won't last much longer, which goes for pretty much all extremist parties. They lose supporters and soon die out. Just look at the KKK....the best they can do anymore is get on Howard Stern, or Jerry Springer. And the only reason they eve nget on the show is because, well, the JEWISH hosts think it's funny as hell. I dunno, just my dos pesos....
Well, he just summed it all up for me...SunTzu wrote:
Not certain I have the quotes going to the right people, but I was just looking at these stats as well; I agree that there is a strong arguement for saying this player is a stats padder...Drunkaholic wrote:
He's got 870 hours.... what about him screams "I'm a stat padder"?
If you look at his victim / deaths to list, the same 3 names keep coming up... a lot.
Also, it appears that he played hard to get the awards, but then slacked off. (this is shown by the score per min graphs...)
The data also suggests that he made many of his medals in very short periods of time (in less than a month he earned all his expert medals)...
Ah, this could all be just sour grapes He does suck at flying, as proven by this being the only thing there aren't golds for....
That gate tank is my main vehicle whenever I play Warlord. You're absolutely right that no one ever grabs it. The times I've played that map, it's ALWAYS been the palace flags, or the TV station everyone's always fighting for...so I just cap all the other flags, and then do laps with the tank, making sure we keep those flags. I don't get it, there's so much more to that map...Jodah3 wrote:
The other funny thing about Warlord is that the Brits always use their tank that is at their uncappable and the Insurgents never use their tank that's at the palace gate. I'm not exactly a fast loader and I can always get the tank there, and even better, if I spawn as a Brit and our tank is gone then I can always take an ATV and grab the enemies tank. 20+ rounds on this map and I think it's been available for me at least 15 times.
ROFL...wow dude....
Just play. All your stats will catch up eventually. Oh, and as far as unlocks go, as soon as you make a rank, finish the round and then log out of the game completely. Wait for a bit (Sometimes I had to wait over and hour), and then log back in to the game. As soon as you're logged in, the rank dealy-thingy-bopper will pop up. You don't have to go into BFHQ to do it.
Nikki Cox, Vida Guerra, Jamie Pressly, Mia Sweet (do a google search, heh, I dare ya), and Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Damn right. That's one of the main attractions of BF2 isn't it? The vehicles? Not bunny-hopping or dolphin-diving around while you're in a firefight...if anything, he should have been the bigger man, and NOT used a silly exploit to get a kill. I'll take a vehicle over this stupid strategy (read: exploit) any day.AFlyingNun wrote:
Wow, how brave of you to rush to the safety of a vehicle rather than facing him and killing him head to head.Deedubya wrote:
It's about time...I played against a dolphin-diver the other night...GrimRinger was his name. He killed me ONCE, being a diving FAG. I told him he as a piece of shit, no skill having fag tard cumstain, but he just laughed....so I just killed him with whatever vehicle I could whenever I came across him for the next two rounds. I say fuck their no-skill having sorry asses.
|NERV|Raxor, Sgt_Maxpower...
NES - Zeldas, Metroid, Gunsmoke, Track and Field
SNES - Super Mario RPG, Zelda
N64 - Zeldas
Turbo Grafx 16 - Military Madness, Galaga '90, Keith Courage, Alien and Devil's Crush
PC - Half Life series, Medal of Honor series, Call of Duty series, Star Wars: KOTOR (both), Star Wars: Jedi Knight (both), Space Quest series, King's Quest series, Leisure Suit Larry series...the Quest games by Sierra were so awesome....
SNES - Super Mario RPG, Zelda
N64 - Zeldas
Turbo Grafx 16 - Military Madness, Galaga '90, Keith Courage, Alien and Devil's Crush
PC - Half Life series, Medal of Honor series, Call of Duty series, Star Wars: KOTOR (both), Star Wars: Jedi Knight (both), Space Quest series, King's Quest series, Leisure Suit Larry series...the Quest games by Sierra were so awesome....
It's about time...I played against a dolphin-diver the other night...GrimRinger was his name. He killed me ONCE, being a diving FAG. I told him he as a piece of shit, no skill having fag tard cumstain, but he just laughed....so I just killed him with whatever vehicle I could whenever I came across him for the next two rounds. I say fuck their no-skill having sorry asses.
I agree, I think the Hokum should have been in SF instead of the Hind...and as for the MEC/PLA transports, those have been long known to be underbalanced compared to the BH....maybe just maybe DICE will do something about it eventually, but don't hold you're breath. Personally I would have loved to have seen the CH-53 instead of the UH-60. BTW, nice research, Umbra...
http://www.globalaircraft.org/planes/ch … tallion.pl
http://www.globalaircraft.org/planes/ch … tallion.pl
Don't know if I was too clear on this. If someone is allowed to feel pain during an execution, then that's not okay. Someone who is being executed should not be allowed to feel anything. If they feel anything at all, pain, pleasure, remorse, sadness, anything, then you're not killing them fast enough...does that make sense?mcminty wrote:
Im sure people executed by the gas chamber in the USA wouldnt agree.Deedubya wrote:
allowing someone the pleasure of feeling pain when they are being executed. That's too good for them.
I don't believe in allowing someone the pleasure of feeling pain when they are being executed. That's too good for them. An execution should be quick and painless. You allow someone to feel pain, you're giving them too much. I've speculated that a victim's family seems to be much more willing to see the offender executed quickly and without pause, rather than it being long and drawn out. Personally, I thought the guillotine was one of the best forms of execution ever. Quick, painless for the offender, a bit messy perhaps, but nonetheless VERY effective.
LOL, that's a good oneNYL0N wrote:
i was swearing at 5, but maybe thats just NZ.Deedubya wrote:
The only reason servers apply a language filter, is because minors play the game too. Granted some of those minors probably know more swear words than I do, which is saying a lot considering I work in a career field where you're looked at weird if you DON'T swear. But yeah, it pisses me off when I can't even type in a swear word in SQUAD chat. I was playing on a French server last night, and I was getting fed up with their stupid retarded asses, so as I was leaving I typed in, "Fuck you little French faggots". Needless to say, that was my third warning because it kicked me before I could disconnect. I'm very competitive, and when I get kicked because I vent through chat, it does nothing but piss me off even more. But then I contemplate, who should grow up, me or them?
i was having a crap round and decided to leave so i typed 'fucking shit-eater', then 'dick in a sweaty asshole'. 3 or so others became angry at me and began writing abusive things at me, and they all got kicked too. hahaha, made my day. retards.
Keep hucking med packs, and pretty much keep your med pack out at all times, healing everyone as you can...that's how I got my Vet, easily at that.
I love the ones that stand in front of your jet/tank/APC/whatever because you got in it first. I really don't care about TKs or the punish system, so I just run them over. If I get kicked, oh well, there's over 3000 other servers I can jump on and have a good time on. And it's not like it's hurting my score too terribly, as I usually make up for it later on. So fuck em, get the -4 points...it's only 4 points after all.
Oh, WOW. I'm so impressed by your extensive knowledge. I bow down to thee. Sorry I'm not all L33T like you when it comes to fighting outside of a vehicle. But if I wanted to do that, I'd be playing Counterstrike. Which you should consider, assbag. So, I say to you, go hide in a corner and play a game of GO FUCK YOURSELF.Rakasan wrote:
Well superfly_cox, I am flattered to be used as an example , but check these guys out with crazy inf skillz (with no WCR's).Deedubya wrote:
Sorry, not impressed by your Rakasan example, superfly. He's a Karkand/Spec Ops/Armor whore. Whoopty-doo. If I played Karkand day in and day out, I'd rename it Counterstrike. And as far as side-switching goes, whatever to further your own progression. It's not a bad thing, really.
http://www.bf2s.com/player/43853146/ , jesus a 4:1 KDR just with assault rifle alone!
http://www.bf2s.com/player/37715591/ more with an amazing 3:1 inf KDR
http://www.bf2s.com/player/43408027/
Deedubya: Actually I prefer infantry whore, thank you! Well, that compared to your 15 of 114 hours (about 13.16% tank whorage, 4.66 armor kdr) vs my 35 of 305 hours (about 11.48% tank whorage, 8.08 armor kdr). Plus, your 0.89 inf KDR vs my 2.84 inf KDR. Chit, I am an inf whore x 3 too, LOL. It's not like I am SPM boosting with the medic kit. KDR seems to be the most consistent stat map to map regardless of Karkand or not. I guess I am soon to be an SF whore too!
WCR, I will probably never see either unless I swap to the winning team, but where is the fun in that, when I want to make a strong comeback. Don't get all worked up over EA's ribbons, it's just a game!
BTW, I just looked at your stats as of Dec. 12, 2005....and your ratio in a tank is 8.11 (and over 1,000 wins on what map? Karkand?)...mine's 5.18....so shaddap.
There's a drop down, in the Leaderboards section of BFHQ that lets you choose from Kits, Vehicles, Weapons, and stuff like that.
If they put the F-22 in the game, it would do it absolutely no justice. To balance the game, you would have to NOT implement so many features of the jet. Multiple targets at one time, global positioning link ( meaning the F-22 could target something, a jet a vehicle, anything and send it to other jets/vehicles/choppers), supercruise capability (the ability to fly faster than the speed of sound WITHOUT augmentation), thrust vectoring...
Oh come on, you've been playing the game for 2 months now, you registered an account on BF2S not long after you started playing, and you still don't know what dolphin-diving is? Either you're being sarcastic, or you live in a hole in the ground....
Because even when the JSF (F-35) goes production, it will take years for full implementation. We'll still be flying F-16s for many years...why they even put the JSF in the game is beyond me, it's not even in production yet, and it barely just started flight-testing. I think it was a poor choice to put in the game.
And to Kung Jew, no an F-18 would not be able to launch from that ship (well maybe with JATO rockets), as there is no catapult. It's actually used accurately in the game, with jump-jet style aircraft, and choppers.
And to Kung Jew, no an F-18 would not be able to launch from that ship (well maybe with JATO rockets), as there is no catapult. It's actually used accurately in the game, with jump-jet style aircraft, and choppers.
I have the X-Fi Xtrememusic. Very nice card compared to my First-gen Audigy I had. I do indeed hear more sound effects than I used to, that's for sure.
I personally think the maps should be even bigger. I love the huge maps, and hate the small ones, even though I have the most time on Karkand (getting my pistol and knife). But anymore I play on the open ones. I try to play maps with bombers as I love flying those things.
The only downside to the A-10, is if you have a competent pilot on the other side, you're toast. Sure it's a flying tank, but get an able pilot in a J-10 or Mig, and you're going down hard. That would have been a sweet alternative to the F-15 though...I do think they should have put F-16s in instead of F-18s. More maneuverable, faster, lighter, and able to carry the same payload. Oh well. They could've at least put in Super-Hornets, not those crummy C-models they have in the game.
As a medic, you shouldn't have to go full auto on someone anyway. If you are, then you're in serious trouble. I'll tell you, the L85A1 is the most innacurate of the medic guns in full auto. Hell, it's one of the most innacurate of all the guns in full auto. Anyway, I don't know what your problem would be. I didn't know you couldn't play BF2 with a dial-up, although that does make sense, seeing how the game is so big. The only thing I could suggest is be a straight medic, only fire when you NEED to. And even then, I hope you're at a distance, and on single fire mode with your gun, aiming for their melon.
I've dreamt of it, but I haven't really done anything in reality to warrant posting about. Although being in the military I already say, "Roger that" and the Sir bit...
You're right, Nails. The more I think about it, the less aggressive I am toward the idea. If they put a time limit in between switching kits, or a limit of how many times you switch kits in a round, or both, that might be a better idea.
I'll use the M24 any day over the M95. I'm never sniping at an airfield, so I don't see the point. I'll even use the auto-snipers over the M95 any more. That gun is about worthless in my opinion. It's only effective at medium range, and it can penetrate cockpit glass, oooohhh...I'm not impressed. They should have put in a different gun for the unlock, or balance the M95 better. But there's a ton of threads about that, so I won't beat that dead horse...
And it would seem Mr. Earp is a stat padder, too.DeltaForceWarrior wrote:
this guy's got all the expert class badges for BF2 and SFKobrakai wrote:
Got Expert Assault Specialist today and Expert Spec ops specialist a few days ago, seems the expect special forces badges are quite rare.
Also got veteran ground defence 2 days ago, thats another one I dont see to often.
Another 5 hours as Engineer and I'll have 100 hours, so more expert badges to go for
http://bf2s.com/player/yitearp/
i just looked at my sig and realized that i need some more ribbons
I had a train of thought when I typed this, but now it's gone, so as of now you could retract that statement. I still don't like the idea though. I just get this feeling of the game getting dumb if they implemented something like this. Can't explain it...TheDrNailsGuy wrote:
I don't like the idea of swapping with teammates, but i don't see how the crate idea would "enable retards to be even more stupid than normal". I'm not saying you don't have a good point, but maybe you could be more specific as to why you don't think it would be good. there has been too many times i've spawned at a flag that is being overtaken by a lone tank, and i was spawned as a medic or something.Deedubya wrote:
Bleh...not for it...would enable too many retards to be even more stupid than normal. The only thing I can see that would benefit, is if you're say, a class that can't blow up a vehicle, you could switch to whatever to do so. Medic vs. tank --> switch to Spec ops or AT --> blow up tank --> switch back to medic.
In a tank on Karkand, cousin in the gunner. He jumps out as I'm turning, tank hits him, kills him. Same thing, TWICE that round.
They're just assholes. That's all. The same assholes that support that kind of gameplay. The same little assholes that weren't beaten by their parents, and now have no respect for elders, nor have any etiquette whatsoever. I will admit, I've stood in front of jets before, but only because those same little assbags that do it to me, managed to get in even though they saw me waiting for the vehicle, and I wasn't in JUST the right place when it spawned. I agree the fucking little cuntrags need something done to them. The best part of them ran down their momma's leg and became a stain on the mattress. They're a load that shoulda been swallowed.
Bleh...not for it...would enable too many retards to be even more stupid than normal. The only thing I can see that would benefit, is if you're say, a class that can't blow up a vehicle, you could switch to whatever to do so. Medic vs. tank --> switch to Spec ops or AT --> blow up tank --> switch back to medic.
The only reason servers apply a language filter, is because minors play the game too. Granted some of those minors probably know more swear words than I do, which is saying a lot considering I work in a career field where you're looked at weird if you DON'T swear. But yeah, it pisses me off when I can't even type in a swear word in SQUAD chat. I was playing on a French server last night, and I was getting fed up with their stupid retarded asses, so as I was leaving I typed in, "Fuck you little French faggots". Needless to say, that was my third warning because it kicked me before I could disconnect. I'm very competitive, and when I get kicked because I vent through chat, it does nothing but piss me off even more. But then I contemplate, who should grow up, me or them?
I spawn kill to keep assets on the ground. For example, Gulf of Oman. If I'm on the MEC side, I'll jump in the bomber, and bomb the ever-loving crap out of the carrier. BUT, I only bomb the vehicles. This is to say that if you're there when I come screaming down, you're just a casualty. I'm after the other jets and the choppers. It helps my team from dying by their hand.
Now, if you go to a spawn point, specifically to stay there and kill people when they spawn, then you're a piece of shit fuckstick mother-fucker that needs to get anal-raped by a silverback gorilla. You're a worthless cock-sucking fag-whore, that needs to cleanse yourself from the world's gene pool. Put simply, take a gun to your head and pull the flippin' trigger.
The only exception I feel, is if your team owns every flag on the map, except for the uncappable one(s). Then it's a free-for-all until the round ends. But, if you sit at a cappable picking guys off as they spawn, then read my previous paragraph.
Now, if you go to a spawn point, specifically to stay there and kill people when they spawn, then you're a piece of shit fuckstick mother-fucker that needs to get anal-raped by a silverback gorilla. You're a worthless cock-sucking fag-whore, that needs to cleanse yourself from the world's gene pool. Put simply, take a gun to your head and pull the flippin' trigger.
The only exception I feel, is if your team owns every flag on the map, except for the uncappable one(s). Then it's a free-for-all until the round ends. But, if you sit at a cappable picking guys off as they spawn, then read my previous paragraph.
I work with a guy that owns an M99. It's the single-load version of the M95. Anyway, he went deer hunting with that thing once a while back. While he was waiting in his tree-stand, he spotted a turkey about 700 meters away. Now, it wasn't turkey season, but he was going to England for 3 years, so he didn't care. He pulled out the M99, took aim, and let a round go. He didn't see the turkey anymore after he shot, so he figured he missed and scared it away. After awhile, he and his uncle went to go check on some other hunters in the area. As they were walking, his uncle came across the carcass of the turkey my co-worker shot! It was oh, about 50 feet from where he shot it, and its head was gone. Completely gone. So, he didn't miss at all AND scored a headshot to boot. Now think about it. A headshot to a turkey, which aren't small birds, and it flung it about 50 feet after taking its head off. To say, in real life, the M-family of Barrett guns are nothing to sneeze at, but if you're going to have it in a game, you have to balance it somehow. If you want BF2 to become more like Counter-strike with its Arctic Warfare, then I say quit now, and go play CS. Because if they change the M95 at all, it's going to be sniper-city. Everyone will be a sniper anymore because you'll get one shot kills regardless of where you hit a person. I say leave it. If anything, lower the damage of the M24, and raise the accuracy of the M95 equivelant to the M24. And of course keep the glass penetrating property of the M95. That's just my two cents.
You're asking him that kind of question, and yet in your sig, it states you're a spawn-killer....that's like the teapot callign the kettle black, isn't it?
The main question I have is does this happen ONLY when you'er a medic using the G36E? Or does it happen with all other classes/guns? How about using the L85A1? Do you encounter the same problem? If this only happens with the one gun, quit using it. If it happens all the time, then I would have to say it's the latency between you and the other players. Even though you're laying into them, they may not really be there, and the whole time they're plugging away at you, only to have your computer catch up and bam, you're dead. It happens a lot between two people, one who is using dial-up, the other using some form of broadband. Since the broadband connection is faster, they "see" you first, and the dial-up user doesn't "see" them until it's too late. I dunno...