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The government’s consolidated watch list, used to identify people suspected of links to terrorists, has grown to more than one million names

1 in 300 Americans: Probably terrorists.

That's 1/1000 people on that list trying to buy a gun over a span of five years.
Seems pretty average really, if you consider that individuals making multiple purchases might account for half of that.

Mekstizzle wrote:

British Airways has always been overpriced and overrated anyway

The majority of cost in my trip to Egypt using British Airways was in flight costs. So yeah, no tears shed.

KuSTaV wrote:

Pretty goddamn awesome.

Anyone know where to get the music?

Pretty sure the music is mentioned in the readme that came with it. So, 170mb later, you have your song names...

phishman420 wrote:

Recommend a good, smaller pistol that would make for a good carry.

I'm hoping you're referring to legal CCW, but anyway.
I'd highly recommend a pistol of the Springfield series, in your case a compact (4 inch barrel, .45 cal) or a sub-compact (3 inch barrel, 9mm or 40 cal). I'd strongly recommend you choose .40 cal over 9mm though.

The best thing you could do is go to a local pistol range and try out a bunch of possibilities. Buy the one you're most comfortable with.

Don't know how you could mispronounce Li-vid bo-vine.
Bovinnie maybe, if you're severely lacking upstairs = |

Pseudo Skills on Xbox Live.
Half the people don't realise it's a silent 'P' and say 'Peh-soo-doe skills' or 'Piss-oo-doe skills'.
The rest usually mispronounce the beginning and end of Pseudo, with 'Soo-dee skills'.

Could just be the accents though.

It'd be somewhat hard to legislate correctly, and very open to exploitation. Also, a kick in the nuts after a kick in the nuts.
How do you delegate who is a victim of chance and who is a victim of their own stupidity?

People are always going to make bad choices, and tend not to know that they're bad decisions, else they wouldn't. If they didn't know it was a bad choice, how are they going to feel when you save them and tell them they're morons, and slap them with a fine?

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

It'd be difficult to prove what exactly is self endangerment and what exactly is, well, not your fault.

Yes, that. I need to type faster.

It's probably easier to list what I have for every gun in the game but four or five. (This is on 360, and never HC)
So. ARs, LMGs, most Sniper Rifles, most SMGs =
Red dot / Basic scope for snipers.
Claymores
Stopping power
Steady aim (Snipers included)

Else
      Uzi
      Red dot or suppressor, bandolier, sleight of hand, steady aim.

      Shotguns
      Grip, sleight of hand (Semi) / stopping power (Pump), steady aim.

      M40
      Acog, with the basic set up.

All pistols are unsuppressed M9s. = ]

Is abortion illegal in the state of your birth?

On PC - MP5 with a suppressor or red dot scope. Perks: Gaymore, Stopping etc, Steady Aim. Far too deadly. And it's always good, because the utterly moronic and pitiful players mostly use martyrdom, so you have the advantage over them with your closely grouped bullets from the hip with steady aim.

On 360 - M16 with red dot or suppressor. Same perks as before. I'd use this on PC, but it just doesn't seem as good. It's much easier and faster to aim on PC, on 360 you've got a touch more time to shoot at them / shoot back at them before they're on target. This gun is far far too strong. 3 bullets, or one tap of the trigger, and you've got a cadaver at your feet / seven miles away, depending on how far away your target was. Perfect for CQC, and perfect for medium - impossibly long ranges.

Did I mention that I like the M16?

Cheez wrote:

Also ya, Australia calls it football now. Get wif it.

Are you shitting me? Did I miss the memo? When did this travesty occur?

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/ween/the-blarney-stone/

Yup.

'She has also spent time in a rehabilitation centre and has been plagued by driving offences.'

Those driving offences are just coming at her left, right, and centre. It's not as though she's COMMITTING them.

Multiple homicide: Less severe than hurting a child.

FloppY_ wrote:

DK_Vision wrote:

Coincidence what?
All the guns in the game are real guns.

Sigh........

The gun is not in the game dummy,, The name of the sniper you are following around on the mission All Ghillied Up is MacMillan...

Indeed. Didn't read the name of the gun.
Naming a presumably British character after an American sniper rifle.
Eh...

Coincidence what?
All the guns in the game are real guns.

krazed wrote:

Doperwt. wrote:

they only made the shitty weapons golde, why not a a golden .50cal barret? or golden  p90

gold M14, G3, M16  would have been nice too... maybe give you a gold skin for each one by getting 1000 kills with it?

Or a gold USP. So you can be absolutely sure you've been playing too much.

But I like your idea. Put it in a patch and I'd be happy.

chittydog wrote:

Don't mistake kindness for weakness. The "nice" guys that rarely get laid are usually weenies. Chicks do not dig weenies. If you're confident and resolute, you can also be nice and score.

Don't think that adults don't understand or remember what you're going through. Some of them (not all, even idiots grow up) know what they're talking about. We all went through it and most of us learned something from it.

Guess I should have put the word 'generally' before synonymous.
But generally when any girl describes someone as a nice guy, they will fit my description.
Not because you have to be a weenie as you say to be a nice guy, but because nice guys are so very seldom confident and resolute, which is why they compensate for being nice.

Pathetic nice guys are like beggars, except instead of money they're begging for sex, and women see mostly think of them the same way as people think of beggars.

/\ Broke intellectual copyright with that last part.

The term 'nice guy' and 'dateless loser I wouldn't fuck if he was the last guy on earth' are synonymous.

I don't doubt she consented to it.
As part of my university course I had to work with Australian aboriginals, and this type of thing isn't really uncommon.
Last time it was a young boy (ten years old I think) raped by a bunch of men aged from ten to thirty.
They even raped him with a stick.
Yay aboriginals.

jalaslabadd

I feel sorry for all the clumsy / fat elbowed / uncoordinated BF2Sers out there.
I was going to press caps lock and then J, but that might have been overdoing it.

Hmm, in chronological order.

Neopets, Runescape, CS, BF2, Maple Story.

Anything before CS was before the onset of ball droppage.

That gets me thinking.

Neopets: Ultimate kids game full of idiots (Er, over 95%)
Runescape: Game full of stupid violent children and hideous freaks past childhood
CS: Mostly full of screaming noobs and children, but a lot less than the last two
BF2: Quite a few people past 10 in age or maturity, but still contains a lot of screaming noobs and idiots
Maple Story: Game mostly filled with illiterates, illiterate children, children, and Asian supremacists.

Kind of peaked at BF2 in terms of quality players and then fell into a much worse game.

Tl;dr, so I might be saying the same thing as people in pages 2,3 and 4. So a woman you've walked in on who is armed. For those who don't hesitate, did you happen to notice that in the original post there was nothing about whether or not she was even an enemy? Are you going to shoot an allied soldier just because she's armed?

That aside:
a: If she was obviously an enemy
b: If it was a war situation

I would increase her iron intake 100-fold without hesitation. Why? Your life is the cost for not pulling the trigger, that and I've never felt guilt for anything I've done to a non-innocent.

Honestly, there may have been three of them so they could be split up and interrogated individually, but who the hell admits to intending to have sex with a corpse you plan to dig up? They could have at least said they were checking to see if she'd been buried with valuables or something... But yes, what very disgusting people.

Didn't read anything after the first page, so for all I know you're talking about beating off horses by now.
Anyway, half of you seem to bitch about how little the OP did, the other half seem to be saying something like 'I'm such a pussy that I need to eat tampons daily so as not to cough up blood.', or at least that's my impression.

Don't blame Ersguterjunge for not doing anything, he was the only person who did do something in case you hadn't noticed. +1 for that. But yes, people are disgusting these days, cowards, pieces of shit only interested in keeping themselves happy.

End partial rant.

DonFck wrote:

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

What a pointless poll.

I beg to differ. I for one found out that an approximate 18.6% of bf2s.com forum members like turtles.

Indeed. I for one took joy in knowing that I had learned something new:
Did you know, that there is actually no true spelling of the word 'dominant'?
It can be spelled in a variety of ways, including 'dominante'.
E.g.

CrC_Smokey wrote:

What is the most dominante overall kit?

Or to a lesser extent,

VicktorVauhn wrote:

No kit really seems to be domanate (...etc)

To which a presume we would be using the word 'domanant'.

Oh the things you learn on BF2s. Enchanting.

Robot Rock - Daft Punk

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

Enjoy.

Can't really oppose that logic. I've noticed that plenty of people have stories involving guns, but none I've heard resulted in any bullets being fired.
You aren't exactly going to risk your life to do anything when the chances are you'll just be shot.

Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:

A semi-auto grenade launcher wouldn't really help things.

Isn't there something like that in 2142? (never played it)
If so, does it mess up the game at all or is it just another weapon?

Flecco wrote:

No goatse or lemonparty please.

So tubgirl is fine?

That's pretty much the opposite of what I learn in my university course.
The profs there all laugh at the death penalty for it's pitiful results, and these are people who wouldn't object to it.
They basically say 'Yes, people are worse off after they commit a crime, but it's only after that they truly think about it.'

I don't really have an opinion about it, everything is debatable, and people can prove anything with statistics. Fourteen percent of people know that.

Choclot wrote:

i read the zombie survival guide (+1 for the guy who posted it) and i actually started to get freaked out how the govorent etc can just ignore some of the things that happen. Look at the stories in the back and it freaks you out how a living bloated bodie can wash up onto a beach, be shot in the chest 2 times, nearly eat a kid then be shot in the head and not be reconised a seriouse threat! wtf! freaky, man.

The stories are not real. I'm pretty sure in the legal version there is a disclaimer saying so. That is why there will be no recording of any of the events, or even 'cover up stories' anywhere. At all. Unless of course the author has taken events and zombified them, which is highly unlikely, as it would be greatly disrespectful to those the stories are based on and could cause lawsuits and various other problems.

"No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist - Mr. Simpson - NOOOO!!!!"
*Dramatization - may not have happened.*
- - - - -

Sorry, he does that at the very end, reminded me greatly of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoj8QRjIo-A

lavadisk wrote:

Crawling ( in my pants)

These wounds they will not heal.....
Suspect.

Smells like teen spirit *In My Pants*
----
My main entry /\

Sub-entries:

A Modern Way Of Letting Go *In My Pants*
All She's Got *In My Pants*
Bananphone *In My Pants*
Blow Me Away *In My Pants*
Come, As You Are *In My Pants*
Do What You Want *In My Pants*
Wouldn't It Be Good *In My Pants*
Where Is Your Boy Tonight? *In. My. Pants*

RedTwizzler wrote:

- BF2/SF (though I just uninstalled BF2 and am now having problems reinstalling it :l)
- BF2142 (which I never play)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic/Knights of the Old Republic 2
- Command and Conquer: Generals/Command and Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour
- Call of Duty 2
- The Sims 2 (It's my sister's, don't judge me.)
- Total Annihilation
- Evil Genius (A REALLY fun game that no one has heard of.)

And then I have a few mods/demos.

Evil Genius is that game with the overhead perspective where you play as, wait for it... An Evil Genius (Ironic, no?) and make up some lare and try and keep out the 'Good guys'. When it was rated by game magazines etc the overall theme was that it was creative etc but it lacked substance (Long time ago, may have remembered it wrong)

Hmm, all this talk about creatures that crawl around the warm zone past the rectum throwing bombs at each other made me remember that I actually have more than two games.

BF2 (Gift from a good friend)
CS:CZ (Got it er... Legally... Yes, that'll do nicely)

And finally, Worms 2 (Christmas present), the most awesome game to play against a friend.

Oh yes, now that someone else has reminded me, I also have Postal 2 (Also acquired.... Legally.)

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Decay Vision

Really makes you wonder just what the hell 'Decay' Vision is.

tthf wrote:

where are the BR files?

namsdrawkcaB wrote:

Where can i watch the match?

Ouch, I always wondered what other school systems were like. That's damn harsh. Where I am, even in the shitty public high schools teachers will help you directly and whatnot. At uni, (where I am now) there are oodles of resources for you to reach out to, and the tutors / lecturers will wait around after class and talk to you whenever if you need to.

One question though, what's up with taking seven classes? In my shithole highschool we had six classes by default, and school went from 8:30 to 2:30.

I'd recommend Replay Converter except that's only because I... made it free for my personal use.

You should too if you know what I mean.

How do you actually watch it?
Direct link to viewing?

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Is that the Best Page in the Universe Maddox?

If so, 10/10

Indeed it is. Thank you for your rating. (Please vote for Fenris' sig, not mine, I don't like to double up)

Makes me laugh, makes me cry, all around a good sig.
The artwork is very simplistic, only three colours in fact (unless the grey writing in the bottom is a different grey to the grey in the fan's frame) but that only adds to the quality.
The humour... Very moving, especially if you have many rolls of fat around your body to dance around you in a glorious waltz. If only I hadn't taken that gym membership... *sigh*, a man can dream of the past.
Huh? Oh. 9.275 out of ten. Pretty sure that is the greatest score I have ever given.

And now I await the enormous flaming I shall most likely receive for my sig.

Poseidon wrote:

I got back from seeing it a little while ago with my brother.
...needless to say it's more gory than ANY zombie movie you'll ever see. EVER.
But otherwise, it was good. Had an...interesting story. And the ending was as usual a cliffhanger.

You may want to actually see some more zombie movies before saying that = \

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29
Trivia from wikipedia:
-It has been said that a total of 300 liters of fake blood were used in the final scene on the rooftop, making it the goriest scene in film history.
-In some cinemas, tickets for the "Braindead" movie included paper bags for vomiting.
-During the lawnmower scene, fake blood was pumped at five gallons per second.

And everyone else who keeps saying 'Well are you sure it's the goriest? Have you seen *insert random gore movie here*?'

He said the most gory zombie movie. Zombie movie. I do agree that the Saw series is more violent though, especially the third...

I'd rather jail. Since I can only assume the death sentence will be given for whatever I did in the first place, I could (as has been said already) spend the rest of the time plotting an escape.

And solitary is solitary because you're alone. Less anal plowage in solitary in my opinion.

Edit: Wait, thinking back on it, what have I done? If I'm a child rapist or something as bad like a Scientologist then I'd want to die.

(Yes, that Scientologist part was a joke...)

I don't know if any of you realize this, but the OP hasn't posted once since everyone started helping, so I'd say there's about an 85% chance that 'that day' has already arrived.

Undetected_Killer wrote:

I once saw a chick fight turn into a softcore porno.

Your life is now complete. You must find a new purpose to live.

Ryan wrote:

Found it!

It's a newcast, but it has some of the video in it!

That was bullshit, I don't care which girl it was who brought her friends in, she should be dragged through the streets behind a car and then stabbed in non-lethal areas untill she dies of bloodloss.