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was it that KOVVLOV guy?

I see him all the time.

I dont get why people try shooting RDX spammers.

I mean we all know its useless until after they detonate their charges, just run out of the blast area and then fill em full of holes.

My L96 and AK-101

I got kicked for having a higher score than the admin when the round ended.

Still got my gold star haha stupid bitch.

FS7 server or whatever.

I was on Berlin I think and I was at a corner and I just hit F a few times to go to my grenades but I hit it one too many times and had my knife out instead but was already in half click and right as I swiped my knife I hit this guy who ran around the corner.

Was epic.

It was like FS7 or something along those lines.  The admin was a commander, and I was like 40 points ahead of everyone on my team (APC whoring, we downed like 8 air transports, most of them full) so the admin was like "oh, gotta kick blood to make room" and he would have gotten silver if I would have stayed on, but he waited until the last minute for kick and I got my gold star.  Still kinda gay though.

I never get teabagged, they shoot the shit out of me though.

But I usually get the twitchy view once out of 10 normal views.

My game crashes to desktop when Im not too active (i.e. sitting in a gunner seat of a tank) so it'll minimize my screen like "ahh this isnt that important let me just get this out of your way" but its not really a crash its a minimize, and sometimes its a crash though.  Im not sure if its just your computer not liking that its not allowed to play

I decided to go with the Clark for a few reasons.

1.  I went and killed a few clarkers (not hard to do mind you ) and took their kit and used the banzai tactics I learned from my clan in 1942 (ranked like #1 in everything haha) and found out that I need to buy some new underwear.

2.  I got the Pilum, and I liked how effective it was, but it lacked one thing that the Clark had, a good tree.  The stuff that led up to the Pilum just seemed a little bleak, ya know?  Like theres one good thing and thats it, and thats the bomb defuser, which I get in the squad upgrade in about 5 minutes anyway.  As for the pulse meter, I use it a little more on titan, the advanced ammo hub helps me out to whore points, and the IPS shield well I dont use it but it looks cool.

So I decided to go with the Clark.  Im not gonna close this thread because instead of starting a new one Im gonna ask you guys a bit more questions.  Mostly about awards.

Wtf is a titan air drop?
I have a 12 best kill streak, the soldier merit requires 10, but it says I have 6, do I have to kick it up a notch or wait for the stats to?
There are no points for medals are there?
How do I go about obtaining squad leader success points?

Ive been a BF2'r all my life (apart from those 10 months where I played BF1942), so this new upgrade system frightens and confuses me.

Im not sure if this will help your guys' dilemna's, coming from a guy who doesnt even have one (I steal kits. A LOT) but I found instead of putting it in places where they'd be running into, I'll put it in places theyre running from.  Primarily the titan amirite?  Put it in the corner, facing down towards your guys so when they run past it'll be in their blind spot (because they'll be lookin for noobs with zellers and Ganz) and they'll burn right past it hopefully and maybe you'll pick one up.

I dont know its worked for me, you could try it.

You make my nipples hard like diamonds Spinach.

C-C-Clark bait.

I was behind a crate and Gibraltar, and a squad leader dropped a beacon a few meters from me, they started spawning down and this noob ran up to me with his ammo hub, jumped, went prone, and dropped his ammo hub, he must have thought it was his gun, so long story short they kept spawning and I had health and ammo at the ready for their straight plummet to hell.

I got about 27 kills before I was pelted with grenades.  As tradition dictates.

Okay, vet, member here.  I know the whole routine, but this isnt really a "LOL OMG PICK 4 ME".

I want to know what motivated you guys to pick the next tree.  So far I have The Voss tree done, Zeller, and I dont have the Baur, but the 3 unlocks before it.

What I want to know is what tree I should go with next, is it more worth it to get the whore-ific Clark or do the Pilum tree to componsate for the vehicle whores?

Its like... the server was inside him :\

Nyte is the reason I listen to Crystal Method and Prodigy.





And why I touch myself.

As soon as I open the window to choose a server to go on, and as soon as I join the server, it crashes to desktop.

Now even though I went to Vegas and enjoyed the Bellagio Water show, I hate seeing it when Im in the mood to shoot things.

Any advice?  And the people who tell me to search before I ask, please move all of your flex nutting to PMs so I can ignore them accordingly.

That was the greatest thing Ive seen in forever.

Not going to get into a flex nut argument how you jumped around a lot.

Because I like to enjoy the game, not point out how other people are not.

I thought this was gonna be a ground pounding vid. 

Nice though.

Reminds me of when I joined a server 70% into the game and in 10 minutes I was already passing the guy in second overall.

I whore so much with the 101.

I crash to desktop every time I load a map.  It doesnt matter what map it is, it just crashes.

any suggestions?

I like your friends stats because he has a 139 BR on Kubra.

I dont care how he got it.

30 on foot.  Sharqi.

thank you revive whores and PKM whoring.

EA wiped stats tomorrow?  I'd probably be piss happy.  I can redeem my KDR.

I like playing SF so I can see the bottom of the screen.

Regular BF2 theres too many damn kick votes.  I have rounds where I command and we are winning and about to win and they mutiny so they can hopefully get me out and get the commander points themselves.

The mutiny never passes cause well... its a mutiny... takes the piss though.

Still.  SF ftw sometimes.

stryyker is a god.

double post sorry.

ssonrats wrote:

I have to admit getting in the top 3 as a sniper is quite difficult, but i do manage a couple a week, but i am always in the top 10.

I got first place overall playing only sniper.

I left the server cause our team was obviously shit.

bang her and video tape it usmarine.

I play BF2 regularly, I just dont come here as much as I did.

When they pick up, tell them you have no phone.

Yeah I'd of said Led Zeppelin.

But since Sabbath is on there, I went with them.

My bud did this one time.

He got a TM one time, so he was like "hold on real fast someone is at the door".  So he had a bunch of his friends bring over a bunch of balloons and they started popping them and screaming at each other like "OH GOD THEYRE IN THE HOUSE" "AAHH IM HIT" and then after like 2 minutes of silence one of the friends picked up the phone and was like "who the fuck is this"

dial tone.

didnt happen to me, but near me.

Was in class after we got back from christmas vacation (January 3rd).  And everyone in class was complaining, and a conversation like this popped up.

kid:  School is back up too early!
teacher: No its not you had 2 weeks off
kid: but its right after new years!
teacher:  so?
kid:  Well Im not over my hangover and you look like you arent either

BAM.  Free ticket to the office.

My main man Bushy.

"The What?"

First time I saw "randomguy [Z-8] otherguy" that was my first reaction, so thats what I call it.  If it was a cow, it'd moo.

I love killing people who are like "SHARPSHOOTER101" or like "NEVERDIES" or something flex nutting their skills in a kit (goodsniper, goodmedic, etc)

k30dxedle wrote:

I think the guy's screenname says it best

"yakoff"

haha Yaks unite..

Coke.

Not gonna get into a flex nut conflict about it.  I just like it more.

Its good to know we care so much about him.

usmarine2005 wrote:

Seems like this patch is coming out when everyone is going back to school.  Best.......Patch....Ever! 

I start a week AFTER it comes out.  woot woot!

Good to hear we're going to stop complaining of one type and start complaining of another.

Make your montage :p

I always kind of figured that your "Im better than everyone" feeling was just a front and that you werent a bad guy when you finally sat down and talked.  Although I wouldnt because Im hardly on xfire now... stupid job...

Its funny watching people on these forums just get incredibly pissed at every word you say whenever you make a post or topic.

Dont read my post.

usmarine2005 wrote:

BF2s / USA .......... Go die if you don't play there.  KTHXBI

Whenever I join, its always empty.  Its like they know Im coming so they all leave.



either way I love >NN<'s server. Also Team Wonderful.

LT.Victim wrote:

Des.Kmal wrote:

my experience, they arent that useful.

So you've used them?

I've seen a Youtube Video of a Aimbot that actually worked.. Guy was shooting ppl in the Head with the Type-88? (i always get the Tank, and Chinese Sniper Rifle Confused) and he cleaned out the carrier pretty dam fast with that aim-bot..

back in my 1942 days, I played with some REALLY good people and they got accused of using aimbots all the time.  I asked them if they honestly did and they told me to go and download one, to which I did, and realized that the hype aint that great about them.

Theyre pretty stupid honestly.

I worked as an office aide for a year in 9th grade at my school.  I had to file a bunch of those reports, some of which are weirder (and more real :p) than that.

Still kinda funny though...

Love that one because:  The next closest guy of a high score only has 77 points, 26 of which are only kill points.

Hate it cause:  I got it on Karkand :\


working for vet support... I love the RPK XD

When I get frustrated, I start up my "BF2" playlist.  Which primarily consists of Prodigy and The White Stripes (please submit your opinion of either bands somewhere else).

Kind of gets me in that adrenalized mood... and any time I enter a mood where I can just go out and start killing assholes, Im all for it.



Either that or I snipe.  Just basic, go find a nice place to afk... like near a spawn...

Mostly depends on how you utilize it.

If youre on top of a building, its not very convincing.

If you can find a good bush, and kind of picture how you look to others (i.e. not sticking out too far/using a blind spot) then you can pretty much rape and pin an entire team.

I havent sniped in a while though.

a light green.

Got very much used to it while playing BF1942.

stop being emo about being emo.

giving fuel to the emo bandwagoning bastards.

what about -0?