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uziq wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

april fools used to not be a huge deal, even on the internet. a website might have changed to comic sans or some obnoxious color scheme, or an mmo might have joke patchnotes or implement a feature that would elicit a chuckle or two. now, it's a holiday for fake news and winking corporate social media accounts.

isn't musk complaining about being cyberbullied these days? quite the 180 from clownishly supervillainous "empathy is weakness."

google and the tech giants used to do goofy shit for april fools. it was when the internet still had a bit of a vibe of being ran by a bunch of dorks. of course, that whole 'don't do evil' era of google now just looks as cynical as any other slick ad campaign or soulless corporate jargon ... but it had an innocence for a while. or maybe we were just all young and naive.

the internet felt so qualitatively different even 10 years ago that it blows my mind.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Two new watches coming this week. A Seiko Prospex and a Grand Seiko special edition.

Will post pics once they arrive.

Grand Seiko is a keeper for sure. Probs going to trade/sell the Prospex

uziq wrote:

have either of you been in a relationship in the entire half a lifetime you’ve been posting on this forum? i think that speaks volumes.

i was talking to my uni drama girl only this week about korea. she checked out my recent instagram content.

which one of us has an unhealthy relation with the opposite sex? make u think.

uziq wrote:

just imagine what successful black men have to say about creepy power-fantasy middle-aged white cucks who live at home and have to pay women for sex.

uziq wrote:

having a second home in scotland is like having two, rather than one, boyfriends in prison.

if you're into 'second home' territory why in the fuck wouldn't you buy in a nice place like dorset or cornwall?

or is your ambition in life to become a slumlord?

uziq wrote:

Camm wrote:

uziq wrote:

you and your brother voted for brexit didn't you? if i recall correctly?

and you'll now probably vote for scottish independence now that brexit is delivering the shit sandwich you asked for.

scots need to be taught the idiom 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'.

No, I voted remain, and if there's a new referendum, I'll be voting no.

hmm i remember that little turncoat finlay spreading anti-english sedition in the public spaces of yonder realm.

uziq wrote:

you and your brother voted for brexit didn't you? if i recall correctly?

and you'll now probably vote for scottish independence now that brexit is delivering the shit sandwich you asked for.

scots need to be taught the idiom 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'.

uziq wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Puggk5MCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHT6rNpABA

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Congrats and good luck to the both of ya!

Superior Mind wrote:

Congrats, Camm.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Camm has reproduced twice. He is literally more biologically successful than any of the other holdouts here.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

This whole thing is January's fault. People look at the spelling of February and assume it is pronounced just like the last month. I asked a few people to spell February and they didn't even put the R in.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Oh God. I got a call from the solar panel people just now.

The guy's name was Han and he was asking about my house. I told him my wife and I own the house but we are getting divorced. I told him my wife cucked me with a man named Hank. He said "I know how that feels. I recently found out my fiancée has been cheating on me with one of my best friends. So I have been kind of down this week"

I didn't have the nerve to keep trolling him after that. I apologized and he kept trying to sell me solar panels. I eventually admitted to trying to waste him his time and he told me to have a good day anyway.

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

I would be super paranoid of stairs with a tot around. Such a death magnet.

Also grats on being a year closer to not having to deal with diapers.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Well done! Pretty soon you'll have your own little slave, until they hit around 10 and stop listening to you altogether!

uziq wrote:

https://twitter.com/daHoochieHokage/status/1284100748100472835
https://twitter.com/gguccijoe/status/12 … 69381?s=20
https://twitter.com/gguccijoe/status/12 … 63456?s=20

wow, america

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Did you ever use AOL Instant Messenger? MSN Messenger? MSN Gaming Zone?

Larssen wrote:

oh man that has got to be the worst of 2000s music.

I spent the last 3 days indoors working and caught myself going a little insane. I know covid is a long term thing but goddamn am I already tired of it.

uziq wrote:

Camm wrote:

I'll be 30 a week on Friday...

you don't look a day over 53!

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Congrats on becoming a dad by the way, Camm.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Camm wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I never got withdrawal headaches, insomnia, or anything else physical. Same thing when I quit cigarettes. I am just bored.

Nice, pretty jealous. When I quite a couple of years ago I was getting bad anxiety and had to get beta-blockers, and my kidneys hurt like fuck. I had to eat super clean and drink a ton of cranberry juice lol

Have you noticed you have a higher tolerance for alcohol after being a pothead? I drank a bunch of beer today and feel barely buzzed. I think I burned out some receptors.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Camm wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I can't smoke marijuana anymore because I am going to become a cop. I am on week 3 and I hate it. Video games are so bad. Everything is bad.

How did you find the withdrawal during the first couple of weeks?

I never got withdrawal headaches, insomnia, or anything else physical. Same thing when I quit cigarettes. I am just bored.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I can't smoke marijuana anymore because I am going to become a cop. I am on week 3 and I hate it. Video games are so bad. Everything is bad.

uziq wrote:

my point exactly.

scotland is a furtive teenager's cum-sock scaled up to the national scale.

uziq wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

I'm forced to assume that all the music I post sounds as bland and boring as whenever I listen to something someone else posts.

less than jake are for 14 year olds in quiksilver/billabong surf-wear ripping their first toke on bad weed.

grow up.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Camm wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

You can also make your post a fabulous set of colors. You know fabulous like soy candles and dressing like a cowboy.

How long did that take you?

https://www.stuffbydavid.com/textcolorizer

SuperJail Warden wrote:

You can also make your post a fabulous set of colors. You know fabulous like soy candles and dressing like a cowboy.

War Man wrote:

Good job with accidentally posting on 2018 chats, Camm

uziq wrote:

i thought you both slithered out of a rock pool on the coasts of the north sea like the rest of your warty race.

uziq wrote:

wait, you two aren't blood brothers?! my whole life has been a lie

coke wrote:

Camm wrote:

Gonna be a dad in July...

Did you set fire to condom, rather than using it...?

Jay wrote:

Camm wrote:

Gonna be a dad in July...

Congrats!

uziq wrote:

Camm wrote:

Not sure how many here remember him, but Viper007Bond passed away yesterday - https://alex.blog/

that blog is incredibly depressing reading. i salute his courage.

who was he here though? did you still play games with him?