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I hope this was aimed at macbeth and dilbert.uziq wrote:
have either of you been in a relationship in the entire half a lifetime you’ve been posting on this forum? i think that speaks volumes.
i was talking to my uni drama girl only this week about korea. she checked out my recent instagram content.
which one of us has an unhealthy relation with the opposite sex? make u think.
I'm assuming SuperJail Warden is macbeth but in all honest I don't care if it's not.
this place never changesuziq wrote:
just imagine what successful black men have to say about creepy power-fantasy middle-aged white cucks who live at home and have to pay women for sex.
Because I wanted a family home, not a small holiday cottage.uziq wrote:
having a second home in scotland is like having two, rather than one, boyfriends in prison.
if you're into 'second home' territory why in the fuck wouldn't you buy in a nice place like dorset or cornwall?
or is your ambition in life to become a slumlord?
I'm just salty that I had to pay an extra 10 grand in tax to the SNP just to own a second home in Scotland.uziq wrote:
hmm i remember that little turncoat finlay spreading anti-english sedition in the public spaces of yonder realm.Camm wrote:
No, I voted remain, and if there's a new referendum, I'll be voting no.uziq wrote:
you and your brother voted for brexit didn't you? if i recall correctly?
and you'll now probably vote for scottish independence now that brexit is delivering the shit sandwich you asked for.
scots need to be taught the idiom 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'.
No, I voted remain, and if there's a new referendum, I'll be voting no.uziq wrote:
you and your brother voted for brexit didn't you? if i recall correctly?
and you'll now probably vote for scottish independence now that brexit is delivering the shit sandwich you asked for.
scots need to be taught the idiom 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'.
Still can't hack Stewart Lee.
BabyRobb number 2 arrived this morning! Wee girl at 09:40, weighing 8lbs 9oz!
Oh, and we also had an offer accepted on our dream home last week
Oh, and we also had an offer accepted on our dream home last week
Scrambled with plenty of pepper.
unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Congrats and good luck to the both of ya!
Cheers ladsSuperior Mind wrote:
Congrats, Camm.
I could inseminate a lump of coal I am that virile.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Camm has reproduced twice. He is literally more biologically successful than any of the other holdouts here.
Don't post here much now, but thought I'd say that I've a 2nd kid due in a couple of months. Currently measuring 99th percentile for size, so Fs all around for my poor 5' 2" wife.
You mean Janruary.SuperJail Warden wrote:
This whole thing is January's fault. People look at the spelling of February and assume it is pronounced just like the last month. I asked a few people to spell February and they didn't even put the R in.
I use a hard driver platter as a coaster
I get calls from insurance companies asking about an accident that I've had in the past, and I always say the same thing "Ah yes, 3 car pileup, I was actually killed in that accident, so I'm talking to you from beyond the grave." They usually just hang up or ignore it and carry on their script. One guy got me though, he said "Ah sorry to hear that, were you buried alongside your sense of humour?" hahaha.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Oh God. I got a call from the solar panel people just now.
The guy's name was Han and he was asking about my house. I told him my wife and I own the house but we are getting divorced. I told him my wife cucked me with a man named Hank. He said "I know how that feels. I recently found out my fiancée has been cheating on me with one of my best friends. So I have been kind of down this week"
I didn't have the nerve to keep trolling him after that. I apologized and he kept trying to sell me solar panels. I eventually admitted to trying to waste him his time and he told me to have a good day anyway.
Unless it's off the side of the bath. She's got a cracker of a black eye just now!
No biggie, I've fitted stair gates on the landing so she can't go anywhere near them.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
I would be super paranoid of stairs with a tot around. Such a death magnet.
Also grats on being a year closer to not having to deal with diapers.
We'll get started on "get dad a beer" as soon as she can get up and down the stairs safely.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Well done! Pretty soon you'll have your own little slave, until they hit around 10 and stop listening to you altogether!
Managed to keep a small human alive for an entire year.
Painfully fake.uziq wrote:
https://twitter.com/daHoochieHokage/status/1284100748100472835
https://twitter.com/gguccijoe/status/12 … 69381?s=20
https://twitter.com/gguccijoe/status/12 … 63456?s=20
wow, america
That was a fun read.
Used to play AOE2 on MSN Gaming ZoneSuperJail Warden wrote:
Did you ever use AOL Instant Messenger? MSN Messenger? MSN Gaming Zone?
What makes someone think that the best place to ask this question is on a dead forum for a 15 year old game?
I've been working from home for around 12 weeks now. Shit got old around the 3 week mark.Larssen wrote:
oh man that has got to be the worst of 2000s music.
I spent the last 3 days indoors working and caught myself going a little insane. I know covid is a long term thing but goddamn am I already tired of it.
I feel it.uziq wrote:
you don't look a day over 53!Camm wrote:
I'll be 30 a week on Friday...
Thanks man. She's almost 11 months now. Time has absolutely flown by.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Congrats on becoming a dad by the way, Camm.
I'll be 30 a week on Friday...
Can't say I did, although I was never really a big drinker, just a few beers on a Friday/Saturday night.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Have you noticed you have a higher tolerance for alcohol after being a pothead? I drank a bunch of beer today and feel barely buzzed. I think I burned out some receptors.Camm wrote:
Nice, pretty jealous. When I quite a couple of years ago I was getting bad anxiety and had to get beta-blockers, and my kidneys hurt like fuck. I had to eat super clean and drink a ton of cranberry juice lolSuperJail Warden wrote:
I never got withdrawal headaches, insomnia, or anything else physical. Same thing when I quit cigarettes. I am just bored.
Nice, pretty jealous. When I quite a couple of years ago I was getting bad anxiety and had to get beta-blockers, and my kidneys hurt like fuck. I had to eat super clean and drink a ton of cranberry juice lolSuperJail Warden wrote:
I never got withdrawal headaches, insomnia, or anything else physical. Same thing when I quit cigarettes. I am just bored.Camm wrote:
How did you find the withdrawal during the first couple of weeks?SuperJail Warden wrote:
I can't smoke marijuana anymore because I am going to become a cop. I am on week 3 and I hate it. Video games are so bad. Everything is bad.
How did you find the withdrawal during the first couple of weeks?SuperJail Warden wrote:
I can't smoke marijuana anymore because I am going to become a cop. I am on week 3 and I hate it. Video games are so bad. Everything is bad.
What Maserati do you have Dauntless?
Couldn't think of that dig at the time so you had to go back and edit the post. Poor show, you used to be sharper than this.uziq wrote:
my point exactly.
scotland is a furtive teenager's cum-sock scaled up to the national scale.
I love LTJ. Saw them in Glasgow about 18 months ago.uziq wrote:
less than jake are for 14 year olds in quiksilver/billabong surf-wear ripping their first toke on bad weed.DesertFox- wrote:
I'm forced to assume that all the music I post sounds as bland and boring as whenever I listen to something someone else posts.
grow up.
A car battery. Fun.
NeatSuperJail Warden wrote:
https://www.stuffbydavid.com/textcolorizerCamm wrote:
How long did that take you?SuperJail Warden wrote:
You can also make your post a fabulous set of colors. You know fabulous like soy candles and dressing like a cowboy.
How long did that take you?SuperJail Warden wrote:
You can also make your post a fabulous set of colors. You know fabulous like soy candles and dressing like a cowboy.
alright lads
Hey woah, it was the latest EE chats that had been replied to!War Man wrote:
Good job with accidentally posting on 2018 chats, Camm
sup
wait why is this 2018
sup
outstanding.uziq wrote:
i thought you both slithered out of a rock pool on the coasts of the north sea like the rest of your warty race.
We absolutely are, as loathe as I am to admit it.uziq wrote:
wait, you two aren't blood brothers?! my whole life has been a lie
Set fire to face, remember?coke wrote:
Did you set fire to condom, rather than using it...?Camm wrote:
Gonna be a dad in July...
CheersJay wrote:
Congrats!Camm wrote:
Gonna be a dad in July...
He was Viper007Bond on here, active a loooong time ago. He was a big petrolhead and very active on a forum called FinalGear. I saw a post on a petrolhead facebook group I'm in regarding his passing, and knew I recognised the handle from here.uziq wrote:
that blog is incredibly depressing reading. i salute his courage.Camm wrote:
Not sure how many here remember him, but Viper007Bond passed away yesterday - https://alex.blog/
who was he here though? did you still play games with him?
Can't recall ever playing anything with him, just knew that was he was very active on here years ago.
Gonna be a dad in July...
I need to lose some weight
Not sure how many here remember him, but Viper007Bond passed away yesterday - https://alex.blog/
Sad times when the front page of Everything Else has threads with last posts of nearly 2 years ago