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Jbrar wrote:

Well if u get an iPod, ur gonna need iTunes, and with iTunes you get Quicktime. Quicktime is pain in the fucking ass. It was the one program that would hog just enough memory in the background for my comp to crash to desktop in the middle of game, or even reboot.

That is why you quit out of Quicktime and not have it start up when you boot your computer.  So it takes a bit longer to run some web pages, I'll live with that.

EDIT:  O, and I would get a good, clean hooker.  Best waste of money you will have have.

Stealth42o wrote:

Tunacommy wrote:

that was definitely going down the porn path quick.....

Great, now I am going to spend the next week looking for the "Russian porn soccer fuck vid"

Google is your friend

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:

is this the entry of a russian teen porn movie ??

If it is, I demand a link right now!!!!

I have a Ruger .22 Mark II Target Slab pistol that is a dream to shoot.  Ammo is dirt cheap too.

Love that 'little' pistol.

I wanna pick up a AI AWS in .338 Lapua but don't have the $6,000 US right now.

I would say that almost all of that is stats stuff.

airborne916 wrote:

pretty good mod, i looks. I would of paid the 50 for it, to bad its not ranked.

The PoE boys are working on a rank patch as well as some other stuff.

I would have paid the $100 for this that I paid EA in BF2, BF2:SF, AF, and EF.  This is the best thing a FPS gamer can have next to free blowjobs.

This guy sounds nuttier than a gay man's chin.

I love cartillery.  I laugh my fool head off when I die to it too.  To me it means that I was sitting too long with my ass in the wind in one place not doing my job.

Even when I camp and snipe, I move enough that cartillery wont take me out or a pick a good enough location that the random errant vehicle wont ruin my streak.

The rest of you bitches need more cheese to go with your whine.

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Knifey McStabstab wrote:

I say Kari Byron from Mythbusters. She's so sexay.

Oh thank GOD I'm not the only one.

She is nice to look at, but you know sure as shit stinks, she is going to be beyond high maintenance.

Internet porn, masturbation, and a lot of lotion.

Might be a bit lonly at times, but there is a definate lack of drama and stupidity in my life.

stryyker wrote:

TriggerHappy998 wrote:

Can't you like... make it private?

not that i am aware of.

Account options, make album private? or something like that.

I want one.

.09 pistol.  That is hilarious.

I have only ever had one issue with an ASUS board, and while very annoying, didn't throw me off the brand at all.

Kmarion wrote:

Yea but FEAR isn't as "grand scale" as bf2. Alot less ppl play it online and you aren't worrying about vehicles..etc.. Less ppl means less bugs.

The vehicles would account for some bugs, but size of user base has nothing to do with bug count.

A crappy job writing code is crappy no matter if 5 people use it or 5 million people use it.

Kmarion wrote:

mKmalfunction wrote:

Kirokura wrote:

Can anyone imagine EA doing something like this? Me neither.

Yeah, if this games any good, I might be done with BF2.

The fact that it's free should mean alot of ppl playing it... AA comes to mind.
I played the whole game it was awesome.

The full version has been out for almost as long as BF2 and it is up to patch number 1.07

What is BF2 up too?  1.3x or something

No school like old school.  I passed up on one earlier last year too.  I am a moron.

-MIKI3. wrote:

Kirokura wrote:

Can anyone imagine EA doing something like this? Me neither.

I can't imagine any game developer doing that , this is great !

I remember that some one else did it with the multiplayer version of their game.

The full version of FEAR is worth buying though, I thought it was a blast.  And the AI is top notch as well.

I tried out the multiplayer last week end.  Pretty good stuff.  A bit faster paced than BF2 but not the twitch frenzy that Quake is.

Cbass wrote:

41. Don't talk about your ex-boyfriend to us, we don't care and never will.

41A.  If he really is that great.  Go back to him, we are sick of all the drama we get from your bitching ass.

BUDFORCE wrote:

Kenshin49 wrote:

Bad quality pic of my guard dog (taken with cell phone)

Guard dog?

Guard against what?

They are excellent guard dogs, actually.

They have the best hearing of just about any dog and if trained correctly can be very effective.  That little dog hears something, wakes you up, and you blast the ever living fuck out of said something with a riot shotgun.  As the sign says, "Screw the dog, beware of the owner."

cpt.fass1 wrote:

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

2 weeks before the attacks, I asked my dad if we could see the WTC.  He said no. 

@ SysTray:  I thought they were just building a memorial?

Nope they need to rebuild the towers, or a version of the towers, they're going to build a memorial as well but that's going to be in the court yard.

The plans for the rebuild have changed so much and so often that no one knows what the hell is going on.  Nice to see that every thing is politics as normal.

Most of the people on the committee to rebuild the WTC plaza couldn't find their ass with both hands.  Not even if there was a bell shoved up there.  Not even with a flashlight.  And they keep billing their time so that they get a pay check for doing jack shit.

Kaosdad008 wrote:

Here's what you really need to know:

1 regular soda per day = 10 - 15 POUNDS of fat gain per year.

The carbonation in ALL sodas leads to bone mass loss over time.  In women it can accelerate the onset of osteoporosis by as much as 10 years.

The various chemicals (especially the "sweeteners" in diet) are suspected of being agents (not directly causing) contributing to the onset of various cancers.

Over time, the sweetener in diet drinks can degrade to a form of formaldehyde.

I think I'll go get a Coke.

And the insane amount of sugar in most regular soft drinks can lead to diabetes later in life.

The problem with the AA12 is that it heats up way too much under sustained fire.  A couple of those drums and rounds will actually melt inside the weapon making it damn near worthless.

funny stuff

I have always felt that any jackass that spouts shit about the guvment being behind 9/11 needs to taste my cock, then have a bullet race through their brain pan.

spawnofthemist wrote:

VeNg3nCe^ wrote:

The mods really need to do something about these thread reviving nubs.  This was started in like January.

hmm.. at least they emm.. searched?

Yeah, could be worse.  They could be just like every one else and spam threads into forums where they don't belong.

sidneysmut wrote:

dontfeedthenerd wrote:

sidneysmut wrote:

any tips for less obvious places on karkand?

Karkand, I snipe behind tanks. Not directly behind, but I scope out AT boys trying to take out my team's armor and i get nice easy HS's. It keeps the armor alive longer, you can usually get some easy nade kills on Spec Ops boys running towards your armor as well.


Plus, infantry is usually thinking OH SHIT TANK when they see a tank and don't worry about the sniper following the tank.

good idea matie! any others?

From under Vodniks is good too.  If some one doesn't take the Vodnik and run you over, or blow the damn thing up just for fun.

Holy bump from the past, Batman.

masterofflama wrote:

allfive6 wrote:

Sniper are useless and almost always noobs. Only time it is OK to be a sniper is if your a medic and you die and a sniper takes your kit and revives you. And once in awhile the claymores are handy and if the claymores where on any other kits the sniper would be totally worthless.

and you have expert sniper... why do you play it?

Because hypocarcy is a mountain that even the laziest and most retarded of us can climb.

Hell, between Spore and STALKER I will have a lot of good games in 2007.  That is if EA doesn't fuck up Spore.

golgoj4 wrote:

this is an interesting move. I might even sign up. I wonder where the money is coming from for all the bandwidth...they cant be doing it all out of pocket.

It's not like BF2 with centralized servers that EA has to run.

It's more like Quake3 were people would have dedicated servers and would host games when they felt like playing.

Daysniper wrote:

Skruples wrote:

Actually, I've heard that while the sun is expanding the Earth will be pushed outward, and thus its expansion may not kill us. Besides, if we haven't gotten our asses off Earth and into the stars in 4 billion years, we deserve to die.

When the sun expands into Red Giant phase, it will engulf earth's orbit, as well as Earth. I think. And even if it doesn't, we will get pushed out into space, and possibly into Jupiter.

We're never gonna get our asses off at most Mars, that's for sure.

The Earth will just be incinerated.  The only thing that the Sun could do to force the Earth out of orbit is explode, and the surface of the planet would be vaporized by that anyway.

And don't forget the Moon is slowing the Earth's rotation down.  After a while an Earth day will exactly match the revolution of the Moon around the Earth (about 28 current days).  One side of the Earth will bake to exceptionally high temps and the other will be frozen wastes.

I really want to build one of these things now.

No, I've been playing since the game came out and my stats still suck.  They will always suck.  I just play to have fun with my clan mates, and that is it.

Pug wrote:

The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you

That is funny.

Comedy gold right there.

It sucked because it was a 1 hour episode of the tv show stretched out to 3 hours.  The tv show wasn't bad at 1 hour.  It really sucks ass at 3 hours.  And what little action there was wasn't enough to make up for MTV cops.

"Well, if that is the way you feel, get your shit packed and get the fuck out of my house.  Now."

I got so drunk I almost died.  I don't remember the 2 days before and something like 3 days after.

I really don't remember the trip to the ER at all.

Make a point to see the man some day and look him right in the eyes and say "Two things.  Get your bed fixed and get it up you pot bellied stallion."  That will get the point across very well.

I, myself, enjoy doing things like dropping claymores inside supply crates.  I get another claymore to use and some poor sot gets messed up when he goes to get resupplied.  Or on Karkand, I really love killing some one then tossing a claymore on the body.  Send a little love to the medic whores, explosive style

ghettoperson wrote:

That's some pretty cool stuff, dude. How long did it take to have all that done? And how much did it cost?

It took a couple of years at getting tattooed once a month for a couple of hours at a sitting.  I have no idea how much it cost, and I don't like to think about it

TheFlipTop wrote:

Love the Chinese phoenix, and is that Smaug at the bottom? I got a thing about The Phoenix, and Dragons. A lot of Yin-Yan goin on there. I like the knight in shining armour too, a lot of thought and work gone into that lot, thanks for the pics!

No problem.

The treasure dragon was kind of inspired by Smaug, but the air work is done free hand by the lady that does my work.  The knight was taken right from one of the artist conception drawing of Sauron though.  I don't have a picture of his lance which has a banner on it that has "Confidonemo" on it.  ('Trust No One' in latin)

bubbass wrote:

I envy you. My plan after my sleeve was to have my back done. But lately I haven't had the time or money to do anything. Awesome works on yours though.

I wanna finish off my chest and then get some arm work done.  Figured I would do the 'painful' stuff first and get it out of the way.

And thanks.  I like the lady that does my tattoo work and she does a great job as far as I am concerned.

I just realized that I was spouting off about tattoo work and never posted photos of my own.  The lady that did the work has been in several magazines and what not, but hasn't in a while because she doesn't really care for fame.  She just wants to tattoo and not have people hanging around the shop.
I have to apologize about the size and quality of the photos;

TheFlipTop wrote:

Burning_Monkey wrote:

TheFlipTop wrote:

SWEET!

I take it that will be a military Tattoo going on there? IMO there are a million and one Skull and crossbones out there. Skull and helmet sound good, but you have a good bit of time between now and then.

I'd love to see it finished, those top grossing boys can do some amazing stuff. That Phoenix of mine has other tattooists freaking out with some of the techniques Mr Baxter used. You'll generally get what you pay for ($1000 about covered the Phoenix). Good luck with it, Bloke!

You get what you pay for, but a lot of times, you are paying for a name.

I have noticed that with a lot of 'big name' ink slingers, you are paying a serious premium for them to do basically some flash.

True, but ya wouldn't pay the same for a Picasso, over a copy a guy down the road drew up? Nick Baxter that did my arm is a pretty big name and still on the rise. Didn't stick his arm into me, even though he had come over from the states and only did 5 tatts while he was here. And it certainly was no flash!

If the guy down the road's work looks just as good as Picasso's, then damn right I would get his instead.  The cheaper price means that I can get more of his work if nothing else.

Names don't mean shit.  It's the quality of the work that has to toe the line.

TheFlipTop wrote:

Trooper_Collider wrote:

I have some tattoos already, but I've got my next tattooing appointment scheduled for 9/11 with Mr. Cartoon, the guy that tattooed  Eminem and a lot of celebrities. It's gonna cost me about $ 1, 500 USD. I'm not sure if I want a skull with a PASGT Helmet on, with goggles and all on my left shoulder, or just the skull with cross bones as in the Pirate flag; or the skull with the helmet on but without the goggles and with the helmet band with my last name. I still dunno.




Semper Fi!

SWEET!

I take it that will be a military Tattoo going on there? IMO there are a million and one Skull and crossbones out there. Skull and helmet sound good, but you have a good bit of time between now and then.

I'd love to see it finished, those top grossing boys can do some amazing stuff. That Phoenix of mine has other tattooists freaking out with some of the techniques Mr Baxter used. You'll generally get what you pay for ($1000 about covered the Phoenix). Good luck with it, Bloke!

You get what you pay for, but a lot of times, you are paying for a name.

I have noticed that with a lot of 'big name' ink slingers, you are paying a serious premium for them to do basically some flash.

ghettoperson wrote:

But how succesfull is it, and how much does it cost?

I find it difficult to believe that some magic cream can remove a tattoo whilst a laser has difficulty with it.

That is pretty much what I am thinking too.

But every one wants the 'easy' way out and will pay for it.  Sounds like a scam to me.

Although looking it to it a little bit, it might work on a really shallow, crappy tattoo.  Especially one on some sun bleached skin.

I do know that salicylic acid soap will eventually remove a tattoo, but that takes a long time and a lot of scrubbing.

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

Something that my Dad told me when I was a young boy, that I never forgot, out of all his stories and phrases was, "Women are unbalanced, that's why they have to sit down to pee." I am still amazed that has stuck with me through the years, LOL!

I was always told;
"Sane, Attractive, Available.  Now pick two."

Krappyappy wrote:

CRIMS0N_W0LF wrote:

To whom said damn little kids:

Have fun listening to your retarded beatles

the beatles pwn your face so hard

The only thing the Beatles can own right now is a couple of coffins and divorce hearings.

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

i used to be a dumb fuck gangmember when i was a teen.  the kinda career I want doesnt look too highly on tatoos

Laser removal usually works really good on black, grainy, 'prison style' type tats.  But it is really expensive and depending on your location, there might be a waiting list and some travel time involved too.

Good luck.