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Skruples wrote:

Im sure 20 minutes in a helicopter qualifies you as an expert in flyboy behavior.

LOL, I love it when people post in threads and unwittingly make the point of the OP for them by example.

LOL!!11!!  I just found this thread while doing a search and had to laugh considering the current state of the forum.

[-CGZ-]BioRaveN wrote:

my complaints are about how Fuckers say it is EA, when it is DICE who makes the game and the patches.

That is the hill you have decided to die on huh?  Why?  So you can make sure you let everyone know that you know what the difference is between a developer and a distributer?  Do you really think that is the key piece of information that everyone needs to know in order to end the current debate on the 1.2 patch?

No man, I love these threads!!!  Some of them are absolutely hilarious, keeps reminding me that I'm playing with teenagers.

Wait until Euro Force comes out.  I'm sure the children will find something to whine about concerning it. (I actually do sympathize with those of you out there with no credit card <--- legit gripe as far as I'm concerned)

The best thing about the PKM changes is that now you are never at a loss for ammo on a map, since half the players are using the support kit.

Ayumiz wrote:

Did u guys ever watched Stealth?

I don't think anyone watched Stealth.

Seriously though, I played vanilla last night for the first time with 1.2.  After reading all these posts started by all the pissed off flyboys, I was ready to get my AA action on.  Well, guess what, nothing has changed as far as I'm concerned.  I still got bombs dropped on my head and missiles up my ass.  Yes, I did get to kill a plane or two, but to me it was not worth it, I just continued my ground pounding.  The pilots still had the best scores in the game.  Granted, they were not the 100-200 point slaughter fests they were probably used to, but they still owned the map.

I am going to be honest with you all, when I found out what the patch was going to do to the AA and jet/helo armor, I actually felt sorry for all the pilots out there.  I had visions of choppers and aircraft not even being able to get off the ground.  But now after seeing the patch in action, I no longer feel sorry for the pilots out there.

Bottom line is that if you were a good pilot before the patch, you are still a good pilot after the patch.  You are going to die a few more times per round than before, and I can understand how that is going to piss you off at first, but you will eventually get used to it.  As a ground pounder, I did.

Kung Jew wrote:

I thought the money shot was just below the turret on top of the main body.  I remember looking at the hit spots on some website.  The diagram showed that the shot would bounce into the turret causing increased damage.  Possibly even a 1 shot tank kill (a la Achilles heel)  2nd best shot went to the treads and it took 2 and change from another tank to destroy the opposing tank. 

I'll search for that website and post the link here when I find it.

http://www.secretsofbattlefield.com/hitpoints.php

Credit for source:  Cpl Jordan

KJ

EDIT: Posted link and credit

If I'm not mistaken, this only works for Tank shells (i.e. Tank vs Tank battles).  Someone correct me if I am mistaken

Damn bear, how did you do that playing rugby?  It looks like you hyper extended your wrist.  What position do you play?  Big Fat Prop here!!  Rugby is the best sport on the planet as far as I'm concerned.  Seen a lot of blown knees and broken clavicles but never any torn arm ligaments.

Keep care of that arm my friend, it looks like you will be out of commission for a while.

Chuck Norris punches kittens for sheer enjoyment.

[DR2nd]Dr.Smoov wrote:

When I admin my sever, my main goal is to keep it full.  This means removing people who cause the game to be less fun for the masses.  Usually this is mostlly kicking smacktards, but when someone is raping everyone in a jet round after round to a piont when people are leaving then I might do the same thing.  But usually i switch them to the other side, those people when faced with not flying that round or not flying in the jet they want they leave.

I actually agree with this admin's philosophy.  If I join a server and then cannot move 10 feet without getting a bomb droped on my head or a missle up my ass, I'm leaving.  I logged on to have fun, and my idea of fun is not being fodder for a jet or chopper whore.  I will give props to the pilots for pinning my team down to the point where we cannot move, but please do not expect me to stick around for long.  There are too many other servers out there.

That said, I don't think that was what was going on when Slaythem's friend was kicked.  He probably killed the admin too many times.

mpec82 wrote:

i get my badge (basic) on Warlord 64 with 32 players, on the tv station flag, u place the c4 in a not visible point and wait

This is how I got my vet explosive badge.  It works on Sharqi too.  Just plant one at the bottom of the stairway and wait.  This does work better on Warlord since there is no ladder to the flag like on Sharqi (ususally forces more people up the stairs).  Still, the more experienced enemy will either grabble up or zip line down to the flag if they know you are there with C4, so it helps if you have someone guarding the flag while you take out the guys coming up the stairs.

I got my basic badge by jihad jeeping on the Wetlands map.

Rillvar wrote:

Bubba_Bubberson wrote:

Rillvar wrote:

Why did you waste time writing then Bubba...

Because I'm better than you.

ok, then I know... That was a funny thing to come up with...

Thank you, I'm here all week, make sure you try the veal!

Commodore 64

Dude, Zaius is my new hero.  He is a classic troll.  The reaction to him by the gals on Zach's forum is priceless.

Trel is right, if you want the troll to go away, don't feed him!

This is the first season for me to watch and I cannot believe I let 4 seasons of this show go by without watching!!!  The show is very well done.  Keeps you wanting more.

Yes and the last episode was great!!:
"I'm done talking with you, you understand me? Now you read my file. First thing I'm gonna do is take out your right eye, then I'ma move over to your left, and then I'm gonna cut you, and I'm gonna keep cutting at you until I get the information that I need. Do you understand me??"

ArMaG3dD0n wrote:

It s about balance not about realism.

Nuff said!!

Can't remember what games PC GAMER had listed as runner-ups.  I'll check when I get home.  I'm sure that one of the them was F.E.A.R.

Dude airborne, what happened to your sig?  I loved that picture.

Just received my copy of PC GAMER the other day and noticed that they awarded BF2 "Game of the Year" and "Best Multiplayer Game" of 2005.  To start off:  Congrats to EA/DICE!!!

I started playing BF2 back in October, after reading and hearing how great a game it was.  Everything I read/heard said the same thing:  Great gaming experience, but still a very buggy game.  Every review I read gave it their top scores, but still all said it was marred with glitches.  Now that the year is over and the awards are going to be showered all over this game, I wanted to pose the question to this community.

Does BF2 deserve to be crowned "Game of the Year?" or do the remaining bugs and glitches which still plague the game make it fall short of this prestigious title?

What say you?

EDIT:  If you voted NO, please indicate what game does get your vote for GotY 2005.

Kobrakai wrote:

its a glitch.

WHAT!?!  A glitch!!!???  This game does not have any of those.

Pee in a bottle

khmer wrote:

It'll be fun to knife the enemies who are distracted by the uav.

What a great point that I think everyone who is complaining about the UAV changes is missing.  Having the UAV visible will be a double-edged sword.  Sure, the enemy will now be able to shoot it down, but you will also have them distracted by it until it is destroyed.  *goes to sharpen knife*

On the other hand, since the helo is being nurfed, shooting down UAV's may be the only safe thing to do in a helicopter now.

^^^^^ Hahahahahahahahaah. . .  .sigh

Seriously though, you need to know who's pole to grease over at EA.

BlackJackBob wrote:

xconrob wrote:

what else is there everything esle sucks

There are no maps that suck, just players.

I love it!!!  Don't be a map hater.  Hate the playa, not the map!!!

Seriously, do you have SF?  If you love Karkand, you will love Warlord.

shadow18alpha wrote:

Congrats on the badge but I thought kills while equipped a tow/MG didnt count as kills from the artillery.

I'm pretty sure they do.  Can someone confirm this?

Scorpian65 wrote:

1258 hrs and I don't have it.

That is very impressive Scorpian.  I'm creeping up on 400 hrs without one.

And for all of you out there that have one:  I still love you!!

Congrats!!  For some strange reason, I really want this badge too.

I love the TOW.  The most underused weapon in the game IMHO.  I spent an entire round killing armor on Mass Destruction with the TOW at the Cooling Station.

imdead wrote:

hmm... interesting.

What does 'FFS' mean? Sorry I seem to be older than most of you, I don't know what that means.

FFS = for fuck's sake

At least I think that is what it means, I'm old too.

Bubba_Bubberson wrote:

WaGoN_aTTacK wrote:

EA is actually FACILITATING the c4 kit by increasing the throwing distance while removing the NEED to jump..

From what I have read the increased throwing distance is only for nades, first aid kits and ammo packs, NOT C4.  Face it Wagon, you will soon be retiring from Subway.

Well, I just watched the patch video and it looks like Wagon and all the other C4 chuckers are still in business after the patch.  Looks like Subway is still open for spicy C4 sandwiches.

Actually, your sig is much funnier than these movies.

People have always likened me to a German Sheppard.

If you would like the last word, I'll give it to you. O'Reilly Style!!

DazBurt wrote:

If all the people above me are Sand then "Yes" My Vagina is very Sandy.

My vote for "Best Forum Quote of the Day."

airborne916 wrote:

yeah it was to me, so you can fuck off.

Um, well it was NOT to me, so YOU can fuck off.

The OP was asking for our opinion.  I found neither funny and about 2 minutes too long each.

Rillvar wrote:

Why did you waste time writing then Bubba...

Because I'm better than you.

must. . . resist. . . urge. . . . to say. . . . "who cares"

*stares at ronin's sig for 10 minutes*

Ahhhhhh, much better. . .

You were saying?

STFU TOW whore 

_j5689_ wrote:

You are a stupid piece of shit if you filter your server.  You suck and you need to get used to real life.  Filters are sp fucking babyish, I hate them so much.  The only thing worse is the faggish admins that will kick you after one cuss.  They were probably stupid little geeky white kids that lived a very sheltered life.

Please explain how filtering your server makes you not used to real life.  Do you mean that in real life people talk like yourself?  Thank God I don't live in Maryland.

*checks vagina for sand*

WaGoN_aTTacK wrote:

EA is actually FACILITATING the c4 kit by increasing the throwing distance while removing the NEED to jump..

From what I have read the increased throwing distance is only for nades, first aid kits and ammo packs, NOT C4.  Face it Wagon, you will soon be retiring from Subway.

^^^^^OMG do we actually need more flame fodder for this thread.

airborne916 wrote:

OMG i lol so hard though the whole thing. Man that was funny i was rolling  on the floor.

Yeah. . . watching a guy run around Karkand for 3+ minutes, real funny.

ProDicTeD wrote:

Just compare it to a car. I buy myself a ferrari. I love it, but the car does dissapoint me some times. (Engine doens't want to start). So i go to the garage and complain about it. Nice they listen to my complaints and decide to give me a free service. Only they don't fix the problem and put in a weaker engine. Which takes a lot of fun away.

The same with BF2, I complain about bunnyhopping they try to fix the problem (don't think what they added will really fix the problem) and they take away "the shock paddles reload when used thing"! Takes away a lot of fun and they didn't really fix anything.

Mmmm. . .  I guess my subtlety did not work.  I was trying to get you to see that they are not 'adding' anything to the game, but are attempting to fix glitches and exploits that, IMHO, should have been caught in beta.  Now, if you agree/disagree with those changes is one thing (I am still trying to follow your arguments, you lost me with the Ferrari metaphor), but we should at least admire EA/DICE for addressing these issues. Or not.

Ouch^^^^^Pwned

Nastie, they got you BAD dude.  Please respond, those of us on these forums that want to lick your feet, NEED you to respond!!!!

Mine is at 40, I WIN.  Please don't accuse me of padding or hax.

Stun_Gun wrote:

to tell you what im really doing is training to become a firefighter, starting volunteer fire fighter to get experience. so before you really know who i am dont go judging and say i need to do soemthing in the real world.
this topic was to talk about how far i got... if you dont care dont read and post stupid comments like "we dont care"

LOL  That's nothing dude, I nurse sick puppies and kitties back to health and on the weekend I drive old people to get their medicine from the pharmacy.  At night I am going to school to become a special education teacher. And in my spare time I am teaching myself to give a shit about what you do.

ProDicTeD wrote:

What i don't like is when Bf2 adds new things, which i didn't pay for.

Pray tell, what are these new things that are being added?  Usually, getting new things for free (i.e. not paying for them), is a good thing.

Did not get to play this weekend (I'm seriously going through withdrawls).  Everything seemed to be working on Friday.

I'm pretty sure this has to be a joke.  I least I hope so.

LOL how funny.  What does his stats look like?  I'm at work right now and my internet filter will not let me look up stats.

Great video. What are you guys going to do when the patch comes out?

Just turned 30K this morning, 50K seems like an eternity away.

Anyway, congrats!!!!