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cool poster wrote:

i no 4chan intrnet mems lol

get the fuck out

Poseidon wrote:

worthy revive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1-f6Etv9A

watch it all

shit video just like how deadmau5 is shit

Roc18 wrote:

Archer wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

>ISHYGDDT

Just stop.

>2011
>Getting mad over internet memes

ISHYGDDT

BF2s has changed.

Roc18 wrote:

>ISHYGDDT

Just stop.

This game would be even cooler if they let you seat-eject from jets.

Sure.

Sorry guys, it's not just about pointless tension but also about a possible date that I have fixed with her in the future. That's why I'm just a bit more alert about this than other scenarios...

Archer wrote:

Hey guys. I actually have a legit problem, sorry if I offended you lot by posting that lame riddle. What strikes me as awesome is that the girl I'm into would probably burst out laughing at that 'joke'-- and that's pretty much the main reason (among so many others) that I like her.

Ever since we started hanging out in our circle of friends after school ended, I think she may have been showing signs of interest. (E.g. Laughing and "accidentally" reclining her head into my shoulder, staring me down after I jokingly make fun of her, etc.)

Also, if it helps, I'd like to read out a scenario that happened like just last night.. which oddly had me miles away from her.

Scenario 1
My mate pre-meditated asking her out on top of a rollercoaster during someone's birthday outing, which I don't really know the outcome of... but I suspect it didn't go so well for him. (I couldn't go because of brown parents.) This is because she joined in over a phone call that my friend started and told me how another one of my mates had asked out birthday girl; which was great, since they'd been beating around the bush for a while now. Anyways, I knew about both of my friends asking both of the girls out-- (one of them being the girl I like, not birthday girl.) so naturally I asked the girl I like "Is that ALL that happened?" to which she gave an awkward "yeah..." to. After making a joke that I'd probably cockblock [er... vagina block?] birthday girl by being my awkward self around there, she said that it probably would've been way less awkward if I was there. Last but not least, she quietly said that she's giving the phone to someone else when I asked her to give the phone to my friend who was supposed to ask her out.


...Two days prior, when she was really showing possible signs of interest towards me (while being with a group of friends, one of them being the guy who wanted to ask her out) I really couldn't bring myself to practice any affection/return body contact back since it was right in front of my friend. She joked how she'd wear something slutty for this event in the fall just for me, (her and I always joke about how much of a 'proper' woman she is not.) and I would've flirted back but I just couldn't bring myself to do it with my friend being there and all. (I know, I'm weak. Oh well.)

Last I talked to her was on birthday girl's night, where I was still being a bit reserved towards her (since I didn't know what happened between her and my mate) after saying "See you on facebook or whatever." after we exchanged friendly "I miss you"s.

Technically speaking (and totally not in a creepy way at all!) tensions between seem to rise the most often after I tell her a joke and she just ends up staring right at me, blatantly indicating eye contact. I reckon it might be the most appropriate time for me to surprise her with a question that might lead to a date, like, "You look cute when you stare." But that's really all I can thinking of. I'm alright at beating around the bush, but when it actually comes to getting right into it.. well, I fail. A side note, I've never really complimented her. (Sorry guys, if there's one thing I realized, playing "nice guy" and complimenting the person you like falls flat on its face when it comes to dating. I only do nice things in front of her, but not necessarily say them. Do you guys think complimenting her in that situation would be awkward?)

So, what I really wanted to know was what along the lines of something should I say to get her to go on a "date" with me the next time she gives me one of those long, gazing stares with a cheeky smile? (Should I even use the word "date" at all?)

Should I even wait till summer's end to ask her out since she's already had to deal with my friend? I shouldn't even talk/acknowledge about what happened that day right?

Thanks for reading about my typical teenage turmoil guys. Apologies once again.

- Archer

Alright, so um- update guys.

I've waited a long time since then to see if there's any developments between my mate and her. She still hasn't even acknowledged him to me and I've been playing dumb..

However, it looks like she trolled me big time the other day, when she put her facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated". Me being the dumbass I am, I fell for it and I actually went all the way over to her house today unanounced as a spur of the moment decision to apologize to her being a dick and ask her out.

Her mom answered the door and told me she was in the shower. I said that I wanted to give something to her personally and awkwardly pointing out that it was a nice day outside, (it was!) I waited. She seemed pretty happy to see me, though I won't lie what I did definitely ranks high on the creeper scale.

I jokingly carried us into the subject of me being lousy at apologizing. I said that I don't really mean all those nasty things that I imply about her subtly or rather prominently during our conversations. Pretty direct. However, between the joke and the actual apologizing, there was a LONG awkward pause (she did have eye contact on me the entire time. btw) since this takes much more balls than I'm usually accustomed to. I said that my head had frozen up, to which she said for me to take my time. Sometime during the middle of apologizing she hugged me, and after the hug I just said "he's a really lucky guy."

She said, "What? did Doug (my mate's friend) tell you something?" I said no, I only know what facebook told me. She explained how she feared everyone would fall for this joke that her friends and her put on last night about her being in a relationship with the infamous "slender man." (http://www.mythicalcreaturesguide.com/page/Slender+Man)

We have a running joke about how in order to pass the ultimate test of becoming a proper woman, she would need to make a sandwich. I said to forget the sandwich since I've been jokingly pestering her to make for me the past few days online. (To which she protested, saying she'd still do it.) So to spin it into a date, I said that the actual and ultimate test of becoming a proper woman would be for me to see how she'd behave on a date. She said "Okay" in a sort of petite but amorous voice if that makes sense. I said how I have hook-ups to get us into a stage play downtown since she loves the performing arts. She asked me what day we would go after, but I just said next week vaguely since I honestly don't know when my brother would be able to provide tickets..

By this point I could see that she was becoming teary-eyed  just a bit. I asked her why she was getting so torn up, to which she replied "nothing." (while smiling.. I think?)

We were about to part ways when I sort of initiated the last hug. I didn't look back because I was really nervous.

Uh, thoughts/advice on the first date whatever? Should I call her like twice between now and then even though I never do? My friend said that he asked his girlfriend on the first date for a kiss ("at the right moment"), to which she accepted. Most of all, how should I bring up my friend to her? Should I straight up ask if she likes him? How do I handle this with my friend? Anyone?

Thanks.

Meh, screw it. I don't get to see her until the end of this month and things are complicated enough already. Not counting on her to embrace and fawn over me when I do. We'll see what happens.

Alright, after talking it over with my mate it turns out she said "I wasn't expecting that. O_o" to "Sure" after a lot of awkward "Ummmms". (Keep in mind that this on the way to a really long rollercoaster climb.) I don't really know what to take from this, they're still going out to dinner and I'm just kind of left on the sidelines what's going on. Should I still legitimately ask her out? :S

Lai wrote:

I think both of you are waaaaaaaaay past that. You don't need a question that might lead to a date, you need a question for a date. Don't call it a date if that's not your style. Personally I hate fixed determinations. Just ask her to go somewhere nice, preferably not the movies actually. You seem to know her quite long/well so you should be able to think of something more 'tailored' to the two of you. You can add that it would be just the two of you if you want to make sure. If she doesn't get thát,.. I'll report you for dating an infant XD

So I just ask her to go to <place> outright without warning? How do I even imply that it would just be the two of us? We're always around friends. In what manner would I ask that wouldn't look weird/offensive in regards to my cocky self? Are you sure complimenting (and immediately following up with my invitation) her when she's staring me down wouldn't work in my favor due to petty flattery?

P.S. I'm 16, does that change anything? ><
Also lmao, only I would cockblock myself. Gah.

Uzique, I don't understand.. "getting on with it" sounds pretty vague tbh lol

thanks guys.

Hey guys. I actually have a legit problem, sorry if I offended you lot by posting that lame riddle. What strikes me as awesome is that the girl I'm into would probably burst out laughing at that 'joke'-- and that's pretty much the main reason (among so many others) that I like her.

Ever since we started hanging out in our circle of friends after school ended, I think she may have been showing signs of interest. (E.g. Laughing and "accidentally" reclining her head into my shoulder, staring me down after I jokingly make fun of her, etc.)

Also, if it helps, I'd like to read out a scenario that happened like just last night.. which oddly had me miles away from her.

Scenario 1
My mate pre-meditated asking her out on top of a rollercoaster during someone's birthday outing, which I don't really know the outcome of... but I suspect it didn't go so well for him. (I couldn't go because of brown parents.) This is because she joined in over a phone call that my friend started and told me how another one of my mates had asked out birthday girl; which was great, since they'd been beating around the bush for a while now. Anyways, I knew about both of my friends asking both of the girls out-- (one of them being the girl I like, not birthday girl.) so naturally I asked the girl I like "Is that ALL that happened?" to which she gave an awkward "yeah..." to. After making a joke that I'd probably cockblock [er... vagina block?] birthday girl by being my awkward self around there, she said that it probably would've been way less awkward if I was there. Last but not least, she quietly said that she's giving the phone to someone else when I asked her to give the phone to my friend who was supposed to ask her out.


...Two days prior, when she was really showing possible signs of interest towards me (while being with a group of friends, one of them being the guy who wanted to ask her out) I really couldn't bring myself to practice any affection/return body contact back since it was right in front of my friend. She joked how she'd wear something slutty for this event in the fall just for me, (her and I always joke about how much of a 'proper' woman she is not.) and I would've flirted back but I just couldn't bring myself to do it with my friend being there and all. (I know, I'm weak. Oh well.)

Last I talked to her was on birthday girl's night, where I was still being a bit reserved towards her (since I didn't know what happened between her and my mate) after saying "See you on facebook or whatever." after we exchanged friendly "I miss you"s.

Technically speaking (and totally not in a creepy way at all!) tensions between seem to rise the most often after I tell her a joke and she just ends up staring right at me, blatantly indicating eye contact. I reckon it might be the most appropriate time for me to surprise her with a question that might lead to a date, like, "You look cute when you stare." But that's really all I can thinking of. I'm alright at beating around the bush, but when it actually comes to getting right into it.. well, I fail. A side note, I've never really complimented her. (Sorry guys, if there's one thing I realized, playing "nice guy" and complimenting the person you like falls flat on its face when it comes to dating. I only do nice things in front of her, but not necessarily say them. Do you guys think complimenting her in that situation would be awkward?)

So, what I really wanted to know was what along the lines of something should I say to get her to go on a "date" with me the next time she gives me one of those long, gazing stares with a cheeky smile? (Should I even use the word "date" at all?)

Should I even wait till summer's end to ask her out since she's already had to deal with my friend? I shouldn't even talk/acknowledge about what happened that day right?

Thanks for reading about my typical teenage turmoil guys. Apologies once again.

- Archer

So, I've been seeing this girl for the past few months. At first we got on great, I was having the time of my life! We clicked, you know? We just clicked. But ever since she's been hanging out with this douche, (named Mackenzie, everyone just calls him Mac.) we just can't seem to make ends meet. Because of him, she doesn't seem to think right anymore, and that certainly doesn't help to save our relationship!

I think I'm going to dump her ass to the bin, what do you guys think of my idea?

Hi, kids.
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/lurker.htm

Which WWII fighter makes the largest explosion.. if you crash them?

when you just want to kill time..

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

this guy is a piano playing beast

best show ever mirite

yo this is legit watch this



syyk

The rapidshare link on their site is dead.. anyone have any other mirrors?

Thanks so much guys, karma for all.

yes, I've been doing that, but it's been kind of a pain
i was just wondering if there would be an easier alternative, lol

Hey guys, I'm running a Modern Warfare 2 tournament for charity at my school for an assignment. Trouble is, I have 70+ people signed up, and I was wondering if there was some sort of free tournament scheduling software I could use? Help would be GREATLY appreciated.

Also, we have 4 people playing a match in FFA format so the program can't assume that only 2 oppositions are facing off at a time.

OP is truth

Irishpride<3 wrote:

Archer wrote:

Guess what I was?

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak … 9432_n.jpg

A douchebag.

I don't get it.

Not supposed to, I guess. Douchebags aren't the norm in Ireland I would assume...

Guess what I was?



A douchebag.

do it

So uh, I asked the girl I danced at camp earlier to this Halloween dance. Her best friend's birthday is on the same night, so she can't really make it. But she wasn't acting awkward or anything around the idea of me asking her.. so uhm, whatever. Damnit.

lol

ghettoperson wrote:

Protip Archer, the girls hands go around your neck, your hands go around her hips. You probably confused her and made her think you were a lesbian.

XD...


O wait I'm screwed. D:

Bevo wrote:

Archer wrote:

Err, girl and I were slow dancing. Was so nervous, put my hands 'round her neck first. She forced my hands down her hips and said "Your hands go here." A mate of mine came and tried to push us into eachother while we were dancing.. she was kind of looking away when were close. She also looked away a bit when were dancing normally but then occasionally resumed eye contact when we talked. We resumed casual conversation 'till one of her besties came in and c-blocked me by going on about "girl problems". She said that she had to go, "girl talk" apparently. Should I be worried?

About what?

Thanks dude.

I just wanted to add that at the end of the camp we were all away at, we all had to send notes to everyone.
She sent me one, saying:

"Hey *my name*, thanks fer such a great week! You're such an awesome person and a great friend!" ~*her name*

Is being called a great friend a bad thing? I'm such a klutz, with my glasses being at the bottom of a lake and all. (Long story.)

Err, girl and I were slow dancing. Was so nervous, put my hands 'round her neck first. She forced my hands down her hips and said "Your hands go here." A mate of mine came and tried to push us into eachother while we were dancing.. she was kind of looking away when were close. She also looked away a bit when were dancing normally but then occasionally resumed eye contact when we talked. We resumed casual conversation 'till one of her besties came in and c-blocked me by going on about "girl problems". She said that she had to go, "girl talk" apparently. Should I be worried?

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

It's not Nazi, it's Hindu.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

If you ban me for this, you gotta ban Gooners for existing.

you generalizing prick

he's sikh afaik

Well, Firefox has been lagging a bit-- I just need to reassess the browser scene to know which one I should be using, where as Firefox was the obvious choice... 2 years ago.

Stimey wrote:

Would it be morally impure to try and mate with my step cousin?
Theres no blood relation

lol, that's like mating with your step sister

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

SplinterStrike wrote:

It was cool, but I like the edit better

Ditto.  That was different than the version on tv though.  The tv one had the same droping scene (real, not the video game one) and none of that annoying clicking during the battle

The video you posted was actually a leaked internal release. Can't you guys tell by the drop pod scene? (It's missing some assets.) Also, they have placeholder sounds for gunfire instead of the actual in-game ones used in the teaser.

Morpheus wrote:

Archer wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

...Shouldn't that be in the experimental section?

Well, it's basically a pistol that uses the anti-recoil "force vectoring" of the TDI Kriss/Vector SMG.

So... I wouldn't call it "experimental".

Oh. the name made it sound more complicated than that.

Ye, LiquidHydraulicsAcceleratedPistol .50 caliber

Morpheus wrote:

...Shouldn't that be in the experimental section?

Well, it's basically a pistol that uses the anti-recoil "force vectoring" of the TDI Kriss/Vector SMG.

So... I wouldn't call it "experimental".

pricks

First day of school for me tomorrow as well.

Here's to a great year.

mm the P436 is a PDW at best

nothing

ima get dis game defo

bos is boss

trex1210 wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

7/11 is the shiznit, especially the $1.04 arizona teas, damn yo!!

taquitos and a slurpee is owns all.

We get 'em for 99c here, biatch.

Stimey wrote:

I want a ticket lol

wut kind

Well, does anyone know who directed this live action trailer in the first place? Might not be Blomkamp, you know.. he said that he wasn't occupied with any Halo projects recently.