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61k, 353 golds... yay
Congrats dude, I remember my struggles to get that badge, it wasnt pretty.
I dont mean to be an asshole, but damn, 132 hours and 1 gold, 1 bronze, 0 silver stars? A .28 KDR, .50 SPM? Ive never seen aything like it. No wonder your making a thread like this.
Now come the flames..
Now come the flames..
There are no Jets in SF.
For me, definetly Special Forces. I get at least 5 or 6 rounds that I have 100+ points in it a day.
Its pretty cool. Looks a lot more powerful than it is imo. Its kinda like the RPK, but has 3 round burst.
FN2000 or both SCARs. FN2000 is so powerful, and with its Scope & M203 its just a powerhouse. The SCAR is so quiet, yet so powerful. It also has a Red Dot which makes it very easy to shoot with.
Same happened to me. Ever since ive played SF, my stats wont update on this site. They update fine on BFHQ, but not here. I keep getting pushed back in the queue.
I have Jesusbot 7.6. It works great against nubs.
Go to View>Show Extras (Make sure its unchecked) or press Ctrl+H
I dont think any.will_young wrote:
hey what single player map has apachis???Apocalypse416 wrote:
I love the game so far. The new choppers look badass and they are a little bit harder to fly, which I like. The Apache kicks ass. The new weapons are sweet, and I love how im finally getting some new badges/ribbons. The only thing that dissapoints me is my computer, which can really on run bf2 and SF only almost all on low.
I love the game so far. The new choppers look badass and they are a little bit harder to fly, which I like. The Apache kicks ass. The new weapons are sweet, and I love how im finally getting some new badges/ribbons. The only thing that dissapoints me is my computer, which can really on run bf2 and SF only almost all on low.
Damn that sucks. Obviously the longer you play, the better you get. I usually never get below 70 if I play the full round
81-100 usually.
WTF. If you divide his score by his matches, it means he gets at least 375 points a round, but it doesnt say that in his stats so idk. Maybe its a glitch or something. I remember looking at his stats like a week ago and he had the same amount of hours but 10k points less.
Basically, whoever hits the chopper last before it blows up/crashes gets the kill.
ROFL, that is funny shit!Lawk wrote:
My roommate came up to me today and asked me what i was doing for lunch. I said, "wwwwwwwwwwwwddddwwwwwwwwwwwasss".
I was in a server where this guy was throwing his packs of C4 like footballs. And it wasnt where you run, jump and it goes further, this C4 went an extraordinary distance.
I had to have encourtered the stupidest medic on this planet. I die, call for a medic. So finally one shows up. He stares at me for 3 seconds, takes out his medpacs, throws one in my face and leaves. I couldnt do anything besides laugh.
And what is BF2's gametype? Its nothing more than CTF with a few more things added.lockedon wrote:
And more Gameplay Games(like CTF(Capture The Flag).
Found it at some other forum I go to. I never took credit for writing it...=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Those are funny...
But people, he didn't make them up so don't give him props for the work
one of the guys in my clan posted this 4 days prior to this post.. and he said he got it from a guy named T-stof.
where did you find it?
I like Wake Island cuz im usually in the heli either getting kills + assists as driver, or a shit load of kills with the video missle.
1. If you spot an enemy before he sees you, chances are you will die.
2. The probability of killing someone is inversely proportional to how much you want to kill him.
3. For every good thing done, something bad happens.
4. If you see a bunch of easy targets in front of you, you will miss all of them and die.
5.You have a better chance of throwing a handfull of sniper rifle bullets and killing the enemy, than shooting them at him .
6.For every one enemy you kill with mines, you will kill 2 friendlies and they will both punish the TK .
7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendly arty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike like moths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger on the PgDn button ready for the climax!
8.Thou shalt always respawn into an arty strike or a massive unfriendly assault and die before you can do anything.
9.A dune buggy slowly slipping down a gentle slope is the most brutal and deadly thing in the game if you're standing in its path.
10.When fleeing from an enemy, you will be shot to death, inches away from your cover.
11.when a gunner in a helo, chances are u got the worst pilot u can think of
12.When you have no money chances are your joystick will go funny.
13.If someone with an ak101 happens to glance at you, you will instantly die of fear.
14.No matter what weapon you carry, it will take over half a magazine to attempt to kill the guy that take you out with a three round burst or less.
15.Holding right mouse button when throwing a grenade changes throw length from feet to inches.
16.Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on his finger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab a stationary enemy.
17.Somehow, a man can take a 50.cal sniper round to the chest WITHOUT DYING.
18.Your pistol is a much better sniper rifle than your .50cal rifle
19.A crescent wrench can fix anything
20.You can raise a flag in a tank.
21.Seconds before you get your hard-earned Flag-Capture Point, an Enemy will pop up and kill you, giving the Capture Point to your Team-Mate .
22.After shooting an enemy Tank to low Health with your APC, your Gun will overheat and a Team-Mate will grab the kill, leaving you with not even a Kill-Assist.
23.You will never be able to swim away fast enough from an accidently drowned Jeep.
24.Claymores only kill foolish teammates.
25.If you want an enemy to abandon an armoured vehicle, run at it from the rear and let them see you doing it, they'll jump out.
26.No matter what, dephibulators cure all
27.the pinnacle of aviation technology cannot help a bomb hit its target
28.all vehicles have electrical armour plating, as when u touch it, ur dead
29.The more you press the 9 key to deploy a chute, the less likley the chute will deploy
30.You spawn right next to the enemy tank.
31.If you want to be a sniper you should choose Anti-Tank Class.
32.Just as you detonate the C4 on the UAV trailer, two to three teammates will drive up in a jeep right next to the detonation site.
33.No matter how much you shoot a guy parachuting down, he will never take any damage. And, when he gets down you are out of ammo and he kills you.
34.You are killed after a 10 minute run to an enemy flag, right before you reach it.
35.Water is extremly flamable and will cause vehicles to explode.
36.If your ina group and run into a single enemy, you WILL die first.
37.Confucious say: When commander drop supply crate from sky, look up or you will endure headache until next spawn
38.Confucious say: Man with handful of wheat will hit enemy more than with M229 SAW.
39.Spawning is more like a race to the heli.
40.A tank thats motionless while capturing a flag will wait until you run up behind it to plant C4 before the drivers cat steps on the S key and kills you.
41.Just after you found a great Spot to snipe from, while taking careful Aim at a Group of Enemies - you will be knifed from behind.
42.After taking a few well-aimed Shots at an Enemy, he will spin around and kill you with a single round from his MP5.
43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo
44.After throwing a pack of C4 ontop of a smoking tank, and pulling out detonator, the remaining C4 (in your pocket) will magically explode...every time.
45.If you are capping a flag alone in a tank the one enemy that manages to spawn in time will be a spec op...
46.If you are capping a flag and once it goes neutral you hear arty guns firing in the distance, run like #@$%!!!
47.If you need tank support, drop a mine on the road and a friendly tank will show up in no time...
48.If you respawn as an anti-tank the tank will have either disapeared or magiclly spawned many enemys' who know exactly where you respawned
49.When in need of medical aide call for a supply drop, the crate will be there in no time to crush you to death, thus ending your need for medical aide
50. Asking a Commander for ammo means he will send Artillery with the assumption you catch them and throw them at the enemy.
2. The probability of killing someone is inversely proportional to how much you want to kill him.
3. For every good thing done, something bad happens.
4. If you see a bunch of easy targets in front of you, you will miss all of them and die.
5.You have a better chance of throwing a handfull of sniper rifle bullets and killing the enemy, than shooting them at him .
6.For every one enemy you kill with mines, you will kill 2 friendlies and they will both punish the TK .
7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendly arty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike like moths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger on the PgDn button ready for the climax!
8.Thou shalt always respawn into an arty strike or a massive unfriendly assault and die before you can do anything.
9.A dune buggy slowly slipping down a gentle slope is the most brutal and deadly thing in the game if you're standing in its path.
10.When fleeing from an enemy, you will be shot to death, inches away from your cover.
11.when a gunner in a helo, chances are u got the worst pilot u can think of
12.When you have no money chances are your joystick will go funny.
13.If someone with an ak101 happens to glance at you, you will instantly die of fear.
14.No matter what weapon you carry, it will take over half a magazine to attempt to kill the guy that take you out with a three round burst or less.
15.Holding right mouse button when throwing a grenade changes throw length from feet to inches.
16.Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on his finger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab a stationary enemy.
17.Somehow, a man can take a 50.cal sniper round to the chest WITHOUT DYING.
18.Your pistol is a much better sniper rifle than your .50cal rifle
19.A crescent wrench can fix anything
20.You can raise a flag in a tank.
21.Seconds before you get your hard-earned Flag-Capture Point, an Enemy will pop up and kill you, giving the Capture Point to your Team-Mate .
22.After shooting an enemy Tank to low Health with your APC, your Gun will overheat and a Team-Mate will grab the kill, leaving you with not even a Kill-Assist.
23.You will never be able to swim away fast enough from an accidently drowned Jeep.
24.Claymores only kill foolish teammates.
25.If you want an enemy to abandon an armoured vehicle, run at it from the rear and let them see you doing it, they'll jump out.
26.No matter what, dephibulators cure all
27.the pinnacle of aviation technology cannot help a bomb hit its target
28.all vehicles have electrical armour plating, as when u touch it, ur dead
29.The more you press the 9 key to deploy a chute, the less likley the chute will deploy
30.You spawn right next to the enemy tank.
31.If you want to be a sniper you should choose Anti-Tank Class.
32.Just as you detonate the C4 on the UAV trailer, two to three teammates will drive up in a jeep right next to the detonation site.
33.No matter how much you shoot a guy parachuting down, he will never take any damage. And, when he gets down you are out of ammo and he kills you.
34.You are killed after a 10 minute run to an enemy flag, right before you reach it.
35.Water is extremly flamable and will cause vehicles to explode.
36.If your ina group and run into a single enemy, you WILL die first.
37.Confucious say: When commander drop supply crate from sky, look up or you will endure headache until next spawn
38.Confucious say: Man with handful of wheat will hit enemy more than with M229 SAW.
39.Spawning is more like a race to the heli.
40.A tank thats motionless while capturing a flag will wait until you run up behind it to plant C4 before the drivers cat steps on the S key and kills you.
41.Just after you found a great Spot to snipe from, while taking careful Aim at a Group of Enemies - you will be knifed from behind.
42.After taking a few well-aimed Shots at an Enemy, he will spin around and kill you with a single round from his MP5.
43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo
44.After throwing a pack of C4 ontop of a smoking tank, and pulling out detonator, the remaining C4 (in your pocket) will magically explode...every time.
45.If you are capping a flag alone in a tank the one enemy that manages to spawn in time will be a spec op...
46.If you are capping a flag and once it goes neutral you hear arty guns firing in the distance, run like #@$%!!!
47.If you need tank support, drop a mine on the road and a friendly tank will show up in no time...
48.If you respawn as an anti-tank the tank will have either disapeared or magiclly spawned many enemys' who know exactly where you respawned
49.When in need of medical aide call for a supply drop, the crate will be there in no time to crush you to death, thus ending your need for medical aide
50. Asking a Commander for ammo means he will send Artillery with the assumption you catch them and throw them at the enemy.
I spot out everything I can. Defiently helps my team set up to kill a tank, or whatevers coming in. Spotting infantry is good if your teammates are about to get flanked.
Sounds: AK-101 and DAO-12.
Sounds from outside: PKM, Tunguska.
Sounds from outside: PKM, Tunguska.
Im pretty sure if your in a helicopter and kill infantry that arent in vehicles, it counts as a road kill.
That really doesnt explain the kill streak, at all. You dont get kills from healing, and "ammo."
Just got the Expert Medic today. I was going for Veteran First Aid, but the round ended short and I had 9 heals.
I got my Vet Sniper in a Helicopter, Vet Medic in an Airplane, and Spec Ops I got on foot. So I dont really know how it works, but you should be able to get it in a vehicle.
Seargent to First Seargent.
Maybe even God...*DuTcH* wrote:
ffs i just got 50000 points for staff and now they change ranks.I hope they have more unlocks comin and ranks because those guys at the top of ranks with 140000 points+ will b 5 star generals or even the president lol
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Happens to me too, but my computer will randomly restart. This doesnt really happen often at all, and I dont really care that it restarts (I still get my points) but it is a nuisance. I think its cuz my fans arent strong enough or something.
When I get an award, it usually shows up after I play a round on a different server.
There are probably 219041284 threads about this, so dont flame.
Im coming very close to my Seargent rank (only about 500 points away) and I was wondering which gun I should unlock next. Ive already got the L85A1 (Medic) and M95 (Sniper.) Ive found myself playing Spec Ops more than any other kit (besides medic) and was going to unlock the G36C. Then I picked up a DIO-12 and Jackhammer, and they are beasts at close combat. I know im not going to unlock the G3 or PKM. So, if anyone has any of those 3 guns, I would like to hear how they perform and if their worth unlocking or not. I dont play Karkand much, so im leaning towards the G36C.
Im coming very close to my Seargent rank (only about 500 points away) and I was wondering which gun I should unlock next. Ive already got the L85A1 (Medic) and M95 (Sniper.) Ive found myself playing Spec Ops more than any other kit (besides medic) and was going to unlock the G36C. Then I picked up a DIO-12 and Jackhammer, and they are beasts at close combat. I know im not going to unlock the G3 or PKM. So, if anyone has any of those 3 guns, I would like to hear how they perform and if their worth unlocking or not. I dont play Karkand much, so im leaning towards the G36C.
I love it! Amazing job!
Ive heard that theres a glitch that if you shoot between the small space between the body and turret, its a 1 hit kill. Ive only done it a handful of times.
Great post! I definetly learned a few things from it. Cheers!
I remember a sniper and spec ops were rightn ext to eachother. I took out my Defibs, killed the spec ops, then got my knife and killed the sniper. This all happened in about 2 seconds.
Sounds like a bunch of noobs who suck to me.
Your right about the kits, but look at the maps. I havent looked through them all, only about 10 of them, but they were all on FuShee Pass.rofo wrote:
then check it again....Apocalypse416 wrote:
Funny thing is that all the time glitches I saw, it was on FuShee Pass and Sniper as a kit.
http://bf2tracker.com/bf2leaderboards.p … timeplayed
there are some of everything, at, sniper, medic, assault, armor, plane....i think it depended what we played at the moment the glitch happend on the server we played...
@ freak went flier
if i could choose between all medals, badges, ribbons or accurate stats i still would choose the accurate stats...
I get about 4 hours of bf2 in a day. But since school is starting tomorrow, I wont eally have the time to play as much.
Funny thing is that all the time glitches I saw, it was on FuShee Pass and Sniper as a kit.
Hey, theres a womans voice that says if UAVs on or not.
I think 64 man servers have 300/300 tickets.
At least make the M95 a one shot kill in the chest and above. There is no way on earth you can survive a .50 cal shot into your chest. You whole chest would be 5 feet from your body.
I'd like to see mine.
PID: 45769028
Nick: Apocalypse416
PID: 45769028
Nick: Apocalypse416
Mines apocalypse416. On xfire and ingame.