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tazz. wrote:

Who the shit are you!? XD


I go to the uni in wollongong

JET_G raidensen wrote:

Hakei wrote:

Fail, there are 32423423434534 city servers.

EU or AF for the win.

Fail, there are 2-3 aus AF/EF owners.

~Smokey~ wrote:

MURcarnage, mate if you had takent he time to look before you went off on your little rant, you would of realised that this is in the BF2s.com AU section, therefore it is directed towards those who frequent this section from Australia.

And no, I probably wont be getting this game.  1) I'm not a fan of humans v aliens and 2) There are a few other games I will be purchasing instead.

Flecco wrote:

More beer is consumed per capita in the NT than ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

4_Phucsache wrote:

Guys Guys Guys, whilst I applaud the fact that I have finally found a thread on this forum that meets my gutter minder criteria may I just say that discussion of pain to ones nads automatically makes me cringe in fear....yes some people are sympathy spewers, I am a sympathy nad pain feeler and at the mention of pain, mayhem and destruction to ones nades i get that tight feeling in my gut and the lumpy feeling in my throat so can we please not go any further or else I may end up on the floor in a foetal postion crying for my mummy.............

I was going to post live-action shots of the plum in question an all......

TerrorisT² wrote:

Shouldn't this be de-stickied since the Ashes is over, because Australia OWNED England?

Australia [PWNT] Barmy Army

Penetrator_01 wrote:

So next time I get a speeding ticket, instead of being fined, can I get "sentenced" to spend the rest of my years in Oz? That will certainly help me learn my lesson, I would hate to spend all summer surfing and "casually observing" scantily clad young ladies on the beach!

~Smokey~ wrote:

Maxxxie74 wrote:

Two things to bear in mind, guys:

1.  Renting ranked servers in Australia is very expensive.  The BF2 server costs me around $2000 a year to rent.  Unless people are willing to contribute $$$ on a regular basis, Aussie Clans will not be able to fund a second server.

2.  The one company that rents ranked 2142 servers in Australia is not taking any new rentals at the moment.  Until they do, there is no possibility of hiring a ranked 2142 server here in Aus.

Sorry to be a downer, just wanted to let you all know that it's not as straight-forward as it seems. 

Max.

Perhaps if you offer free advertising on bf2s.com (like EU and US servers) you can get them for free.

VspyVspy wrote:

lol, I told you to change the name from day one!!!!!!!  Good work guys, good to see it full.

How about opening it up to 64 and see if it still fills?

ghettoperson wrote:

It would certainly hit the bottom once it got up some speed. That's just what boats do, they sit in the water much lower when they are moving. The Queen Mary, IIRC, hit some reefs that way, despite appearing to have ample clearance over them.

cospengle wrote:

lol, my GF's sister got dragged along to the 20twenty by her husband. It seems she spent the whole first innings ringing people to tell them she was at the cricket.

I think it's a good format for kids or to introduce people to the game (and it's a bit of fun too), but I don't think you can take it seriously. Even the 50 over format is only just what I'd call cricket. It's supposed to be strategic and a battle of the mind as well as skill, the 20twentys are a battle of luck and talent, but no tactics or endurance.

Cougar wrote:

I suggest drowning.  Quickest and least painful yet at the same time probably the scariest.  A gunshot to the head will make for a closed casket funeral and that will make mommy very, very sad.  I don't suggest poisoning yourself as.......well, if you've never seen a body which has been poisoned after a few days in the morgue, it ain't pretty, that'll be a closed casket as well due to the green skin and rapid bloating and post mortim "farting", that won't go over to well with your friends at the funeral. 

As far as "bleeding out", it may be hours, possibly days, before someone finds you.  Ever seen what big pools of blood do after a few hours in open air at room temperature?  It turns yellow and coagulates, after a while longer it becomes gooey and starts sticking to things like semen sticks to a catch rag after you rub one out.  If it stays on your skin or hair long enough it will stain, which wouldn't look good at all for the autopsy photographer that will be taking pictures of your guts as the physician removes them from your body, weighs and measures them and then "disposes of them".

You could always try driving your car off a cliff or into a lake.  Be sure to drink a bit before hand.  That way your poor mother and father, brother and sisters, friends and relatives won't have to know that you were a total pussy that would rather cop out of his problems by killing himself than dealing with them like a man.  Besides, it's much better becoming a statistic in something that isn't popular like "drunk driving", rather than a statistic for something that is ridiculed and looked down upon like suicide.   Either way, you can kill yourself and everyone except mommy and daddy will forget about it in a year or two, or you could face your problems and actually live to tell a tale and possibly do some good in the world.


But it's your call.  I'm apathetic either way.