Dilb, may I suggest you invest in an angler/fishermans weighing scales, they tend to fold down easy to help with transport. That way you will know there and then how heavy or light she is
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What an amazing summer of football that was for ME last year, something I will never take for granted.1927 wrote:
I reckon Wales will qualify for a major tournament for the first time in 58 years or something.
Thats football by the way.
The truth is, joking aside, we have. We were grouped with Belgium and Bosnia, man for man Belgium are one of the best teams in the world, Bosnia and fucking Herzogivina somehow made it to last years world cup, they did beat us 2-0 last weekend but they are shit.
When Gary Speed took his life I wasnt too fussed on Chris Coleman coming in, he had just been sacked by Fulham when they got relegated and I thought for the first few games we had taken a massive step backwards. But Wales stuck with him, the qualifying started and Wales went on an unbeaten run, it finally looked like we could do this last December when we went to Belgium and got a 0-0 draw.
As always though we fall short of a full team, we now have a great defence and midfield but desperate for a striker, a finisher. If Bale gets injured we're fucked, but we have a team, its not 11 strangers. This lot have come up from u18, u21, all the way to full cap level.
Remember for our population of 3 million, this isnt even our national sport.
Its a massive achievement and something I had given up on seeing in my lifetime. WELL DONE WALES.
On that note, congrats to all the home nations and other first timers that have qualified. I pray now that they dont stick us all in the same group.
I got a thing for Taylor Swift, the chubbuh out of Little Mix so I would like them there. Thats just for starters
Ive been to the Premier League a few times and its the best school night out Ive ever had. The crowd are like a football crowd and people walk up selling beers meaning you dont need to get out your seat.
If you get the chance to go to a PDC event, go, its well worth the money
If you get the chance to go to a PDC event, go, its well worth the money
Hi.
Hope you are all well, I do often think of some of you.
Battlefield lives on with me through BF1/PS4. I'm an even older fart than previously.
Hope your all wealthy and healthy. (sorry if this is in the wrong place)
Kindest Regards
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Hope you are all well, I do often think of some of you.
Battlefield lives on with me through BF1/PS4. I'm an even older fart than previously.
Hope your all wealthy and healthy. (sorry if this is in the wrong place)
Kindest Regards
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This place almost closed last year and we were all gutted and grateful when Tazz took over, now look at it.
I cant say too much as I dont post often and dont start new topics but im dissapointed
I cant say too much as I dont post often and dont start new topics but im dissapointed
Fwebuwewy you say?
19 - Nuh nuh nuh nuh nineteen.
Made famous by some song to do with war when I was about 10
Made famous by some song to do with war when I was about 10
Francis nt as safe as what it used to be, some pretty dodgy beard'os there now
57 messages from an Ewok?
42 - Jackie Robinson.
Enough said
Enough said
44 - The widest of any double figure numbers. With 4 being the widest from 0-9 '44' was always going to be the fattest.
30 years of sign making has taught me this
30 years of sign making has taught me this
I just watched that rocket thing from Kazakstan, I thought it was to do with ISIS at first but its not, it's ISS. The rocket was going at 13,000 mph.
Fuck off, not even superman goes that quick. Clever shit though with a camera inside and bits falling off it when its men't to.
Hope its all worth the effort whatever their going to do
Fuck off, not even superman goes that quick. Clever shit though with a camera inside and bits falling off it when its men't to.
Hope its all worth the effort whatever their going to do
I think I might have watched about two Star Wars films and Im hardly a fan, if I see one on the tv when browsing I will probably skip past it.
Having said that, for some reason I think Im going to go and give the new one a go over crimbo, not sure why, perhaps I dont want to miss out.
Having said that, for some reason I think Im going to go and give the new one a go over crimbo, not sure why, perhaps I dont want to miss out.
I did pickle some onions once, that was hardly fucking rocket science and I imagine there is a bit more to the process with the above examples.
Providing she got 2 nipples I dont reckon she has to have massive tits, Ive seen many strippers with standard tits, she looks to fall in that bracket.
Not too big, not too small, just right. Bit like the Porridge with Goldilocks and the three bears
Not too big, not too small, just right. Bit like the Porridge with Goldilocks and the three bears
Just done a quick search, we dont get 'Mellow Yellow' either.
I noticed when them fuckers blew up that Russian plance coming straight outta 'Sharm' they used a 'schwepps' fizzy pineapple can. We dont get that drink either, wouldnt mind a go on it though. (the drink)
I noticed when them fuckers blew up that Russian plance coming straight outta 'Sharm' they used a 'schwepps' fizzy pineapple can. We dont get that drink either, wouldnt mind a go on it though. (the drink)
Never seen or heard of this shit before
In Swansea your accpeted into the family as an adult unless you partake in this kind of behaviour. In Cardiff its totally unheard of and frowned upon. These two cities are 1 hour apart by motorcarSuperJail Warden wrote:
Is it a Welsh thing to get a familiar with cousins? I know the stereotype is sheep but I am unfamiliar with the specifics of small European cultures.1927 wrote:
I run our family business to the above IS NOT applicable to meSuperJail Warden wrote:
It really sucks that I don't have any pretty co-workers or cousins.
I run our family business to the above IS NOT applicable to meSuperJail Warden wrote:
It really sucks that I don't have any pretty co-workers or cousins.1927 wrote:
You'll be bent over her desk getting punished/rewarded by midday I reckon mate
I watched this programme that the above picture was taken. Cuntryfile On Sundays, BBC1, just before the results for Strictly Come Dancing.
Ladies, join an orderly queue, pleeease.
People are fed up about their cattle and in this case equine getting knocked over and fucked up by cars and shit so they gonna stick a flurescent stripe on the animals and it fucking works.
Brill
Ladies, join an orderly queue, pleeease.
People are fed up about their cattle and in this case equine getting knocked over and fucked up by cars and shit so they gonna stick a flurescent stripe on the animals and it fucking works.
Brill
You'll be bent over her desk getting punished/rewarded by midday I reckon mate
Was The Toss a huge factor of the result? In other words who gets to bat more in daylight?
They are scrapping The Toss in county games next season, the travelling captain can decide if he wants to bat or bowl first and if he declines then they will toss a coin.
Its ment to encourage spinners they reckon
They are scrapping The Toss in county games next season, the travelling captain can decide if he wants to bat or bowl first and if he declines then they will toss a coin.
Its ment to encourage spinners they reckon
Can we now have a 'horizontal' finger symbol to go next to it showing a 'left right' motion?
Thats like if Batman or Darth Vader went for a round of golf
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The Beatles and The Rolling Stones
The Beatles and The Rolling Stones
66 - England won the World Cup (football), Im not sure if they have mentioned it though?
Eh their nice, can you fuck em?SuperJail Warden wrote:
Funny. The only legal Nuru place in NYC is actually staffed by white models.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you are a weaboo weirdoSuperJail Warden wrote:
Get a nuru massage to raise your morale. Then get a MRI and hope your pain isn't psychosomatic
http://nurustudio.com/
69 - Any takers?
70 - The fastest in MPH that you can legally drive in The Uk
Mine never liked doing any of that active shit, she used to love it when I used to exhale ganj into her cage. Fucking pets getting high for free all the time - its a frigging piss take.
Buy ya fecking own
Buy ya fecking own
My hamster died today, or yesterday or even the night before. She didnt stur last night when I had a chat to her but that often happens when I talk to people. Today I tried again and then I opened the cage and filled her bowl with food, changed the water and still nothing 'Lazy ass bitch' I thought.
So I poked her with a pen and still nothing, I poked a bit harder and she felt like a stone/snooker ball and a waft of 'Salt and Vinegar' crisps filled the air.
I think she's left this world and is travelling to the next, well she might already be there, infact, she could be fully settled in as there is still confusion over time of death, or even which day this week.
It was Mollies, she bought it out of her money but after she claimed 'it just fucking bit my finger Dad' 20 months ago she hasnt given a rats ass about it. So it was mine, now I dont have to feed it, clean the cage, turn the tv volume up or even worry about the pissy smell anymore, I can do a correct Hamster burial and get the closure I need and move on with my life.
# Pray for Cherry
So I poked her with a pen and still nothing, I poked a bit harder and she felt like a stone/snooker ball and a waft of 'Salt and Vinegar' crisps filled the air.
I think she's left this world and is travelling to the next, well she might already be there, infact, she could be fully settled in as there is still confusion over time of death, or even which day this week.
It was Mollies, she bought it out of her money but after she claimed 'it just fucking bit my finger Dad' 20 months ago she hasnt given a rats ass about it. So it was mine, now I dont have to feed it, clean the cage, turn the tv volume up or even worry about the pissy smell anymore, I can do a correct Hamster burial and get the closure I need and move on with my life.
# Pray for Cherry
I dont mind them until it comes to Rugby really, then I hate them.
Even though the cricket are called The ECB, its in fact The English and Wales cricket board, however they never pick any of us, the last one was decent 'Simon Jones' till he fucked his knee up over your place.
Even though the cricket are called The ECB, its in fact The English and Wales cricket board, however they never pick any of us, the last one was decent 'Simon Jones' till he fucked his knee up over your place.
Another amazing player, future Boss I reckon
Donald and Scrooge im ok with but dont call your cat or dog 'bingo' ffs. In fact call them For Fuck Sake.
My dogs name sill rates highly 'Rizla'
My dogs name sill rates highly 'Rizla'
Big up yaself Mitchell Johnson. Was such a good bowler when he was on form and not too bad with a bat either. Im glad he's gone as he was so dangerous and stopped us winning The Ashes, as with most sports, we only sang that stuff as we feared him so much.
I imagine there are a few batsmen sigh'ing with relief.
I imagine there are a few batsmen sigh'ing with relief.
By making it law you have to have a licence to have one which costs money each and every year.MajorSpittle wrote:
How in holy hell do you tax a dog?
Bitch, please.
Sorry for New Zealand's loss TY and Rugby's.
Best player I have ever seen, wasnt just a big lump too, he had quick hands, quick feet, a quick brain, other than kicking the points he was the most complete player the game has had I thought.
As Coke mentioned above he even had a game name after him/with him, when really Rugby games wernt made to play. Leave two young kids behind and was only 40. Tragic.
Best player I have ever seen, wasnt just a big lump too, he had quick hands, quick feet, a quick brain, other than kicking the points he was the most complete player the game has had I thought.
As Coke mentioned above he even had a game name after him/with him, when really Rugby games wernt made to play. Leave two young kids behind and was only 40. Tragic.
PS4 please with BF4
I dont know any kids with £30 to start this habit off, or ones that want to choke like fuck for 3 days while their lungs get used to having liquid droplets on them.Jay wrote:
No one is gonna go from vaping to smoking. Who wants to smell like shit all day?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
i think vaporizers are terrible and a gateway for children to start smoking. Plus it's really fucking weird to hear people talk about their "vaping" hobby.
Most of the anti vape stuff still comes from tobacco companies or people after a bit of attention.
No you dont Ken and you dont get 'brown finger' from it too. My breath goes a bit stale as before but the vape dont smell on my clothes or when I have been vaping.Ultrafunkula wrote:
My cousin vaporized his ass off one night when we were playing Arkham Horror and there was no smoke or smell afterwards in the house.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
that's what they want you to think. I used a vaporizor for a while just to try it out. Makes your hair and clothes smell like smoke.
It's only condenfuckingsation
Steve_O, much grass on your lawn mate? Mines got plenty on it seeing as the weathers changed for the worse
75 - The year I was born, 'Tiger Feet' was number one as I shot out of my Mums vag
Im 2 or 3 years into mine (almost). Which it was around 15 years ago when I tried giving up. A great invention, one which has been out for years and is a much healthier alternativeSuperJail Warden wrote:
What do you guys think of vaporizers? I get really annoyed by my co-worker who blows that damn thing in the shop. But they do look like an interesting hobby. Too bad I'm 6 years smoke free so I missed that fad.
Quite often when you go to finger one you find a cock and balls.
Anyway, I see that Jihadi John has been killed, again. Thats like x3 times since June, it'll be like a new easter this time next year, well I say Easter but perhaps under a differnt name
Anyway, I see that Jihadi John has been killed, again. Thats like x3 times since June, it'll be like a new easter this time next year, well I say Easter but perhaps under a differnt name
'84
Do they know it's Christmas?
Do they fuck, they aint christians for starters.
Do they know it's Christmas?
Do they fuck, they aint christians for starters.
Spain, Costa Del Sol. Its an hour from North Africa, it might not be on the list yet but it will happen at some point due to the amount of Brit, German and Russian holiday makers
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