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How time flys when you are having fun
I wish - need to buy the game again. Miss karkand
I realised im not a fan of fake boobies
got a new Jobe
adios london corporate law
adios london corporate law
creeeeeeping there 1 month away...
My income is getting taxed in two countries (trying to see the good in it)...
Free from the shackles of being a step daddy
I'll take whatever I can get...Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Maybe she'll be adventurous and let you cup some boob on the goodbye hug. You know, something to hold you over for two months while you rail the townies...teddy..jimmy wrote:
This is the part that is so lame!pirana6 wrote:
And lunch date will be like a normal date but with a guarantee of no funny business afterword, so just do whatever you normally do on a date except dont ask her back to your place.
This is the part that is so lame!pirana6 wrote:
And lunch date will be like a normal date but with a guarantee of no funny business afterword, so just do whatever you normally do on a date except dont ask her back to your place.
Fuck no.
I have 2 others I'm actually sleeping with.
This one is just an exceptionally rare find so worth the investment early on!
I have 2 others I'm actually sleeping with.
This one is just an exceptionally rare find so worth the investment early on!
Girl I've now been talking to/been on 3 dates/hooked up (but no sexy times).
Tried to meet up with her last week but failed - could have met up Thursday evening but had an issue with my phone so that didn't happen.
She's heading to South America on Friday for 2 months. She can't do tonight/tomorrow or Thursday evening so has asked me for a lunch time date.
I've never been on a lunch time date before because I generally see them as lame. What are people's opinion on lunch date for 4th date?
Tried to meet up with her last week but failed - could have met up Thursday evening but had an issue with my phone so that didn't happen.
She's heading to South America on Friday for 2 months. She can't do tonight/tomorrow or Thursday evening so has asked me for a lunch time date.
I've never been on a lunch time date before because I generally see them as lame. What are people's opinion on lunch date for 4th date?
I can assure you that my worth to society is not reflected in my wage. On the basis of this I should be on £10 per annum.Dilbert_X wrote:
it isn't actually a bad philosophy to follow that your worth to society is to some extent reflected in your wage.
I'm afraid not I'm City based but what is your problem? Google should bring up some decent onesDilbert_X wrote:
Nice, do you know a half reasonable solicitor somewhere near but not in Swindon?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
As of yesterday I am a fully qualified lawyer in England and Wales and now have a group of 30 minions I can delegate allllll my work to. Woohoo.
I need to fuck someone's shit up and its not easy from Australia, I need a good lawyer to instruct, probably a few letters will be enough to shake the other party out of their brain-fug.
Actually I want a cheap drunk because they're the most fun, to socialise with and see in court, and they tell the best stories.
Sue the bastardUltrafunkula wrote:
I know a lawyer pretty well and he's almost as twisted as his clients. But in a good, humorous way. Not in the "let me just stab that teenager in the head" twisted way. Guy has some pretty good nerves to be representing all the maniacs.
ed. Then again the shithead that forgot to put my case forward to the court was a complete moron with complete lack of social skills. Now my friend is helping me get that prick responsible and pay me a pile of € for the fuckups. Filed a complaint against the geezer and he would've been kicked out of the union (or whatever it is) unless he had already resigned a few months earlier. Guy had a huge pile of complaints already.
Then you realise that the compensation isn't actually all that good for the amount of hours you spend chained to a desk everyday.uziq wrote:
I think that goes for a vast swathe of white collar work tbh, so don't be too down or hard on your profession. you quickly realise that a lot of the remuneration is actually a compensation package for spending your whole life doing inane shite. I had the same thing a couple years ago when I dabbled in advertising and PR. great salaries for relatively easy work... but what a soul shattering daily existence.
The job is 90% admin and 10% law.
Butttttt perhaps this should be included in the first world problems thread.
I will agree and say it doesn't attract the most exciting people in the world because it is quite a boring job...uziq wrote:
every person Ive known to go to law school was boring as fuck. and normally got a 2:1. Except for one guy who got a first in jurisprudence from wadham and is now smashing it at the top of his game, the way it's meant to be done.
Lawyers constant dilemma is ofc: this is fucking boring .vs. Money is good
I am already looking to get out...
the only skill needed as a lawyer is the stamina to sit in a chair for as many hours as possible every day and bill bill bill
As of yesterday I am a fully qualified lawyer in England and Wales and now have a group of 30 minions I can delegate allllll my work to. Woohoo.
This is getting feisty
You never know...RTHKI wrote:
like 7 people will see that picture
Nah just had second thoughts about posting a picture of myself in my place of work on a bf2 forum!Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Teddy, did you fucking DELETE THE LONG TIE PICTURE out of pure shame for your turd transgression?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Also is doing wonders at keeping me very awake on a Thursday evening...Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Glad to hear it. Walking around with a tie as long as your dick is simply no good. Although having the pants high does do wonders for the rear-view.
(Regardless of it just being an office bog)
Also is doing wonders at keeping me very awake on a Thursday evening...Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Glad to hear it. Walking around with a tie as long as your dick is simply no good. Although having the pants high does do wonders for the rear-view...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Just took a brainstorming turd and hiked my panties up too high...Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Teddy, man, real words of advice here: the tie should never (NEVER) extend below the belt buckle.
Just took a brainstorming turd and hiked my panties up too high...Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Teddy, man, real words of advice here: the tie should never (NEVER) extend below the belt buckle.
And there are a butt load of cylists on Tower Bridge...Dauntless wrote:
Tell you what, I did one of those speed awareness courses a few months ago to avoid points but it was a special course just for people caught speeding over Tower Bridge. The only one of it's kind apparently...teddy..jimmy wrote:
So I guess I'm not the only one who has had to attend the Speed Awareness course to avoid the points. Everyone there blamed their speeding and road rage on London cyclists...Dauntless wrote:
I was caught by a policeman with a speed gun, I was definitely going above 40 but honestly didn't think it was 72. Also there was a BMW that was in front of me the whole time so he was doing at least my speed.
Supposedly the policeman was pointing the gun at me and not him but that's just my word against his I guess... Also his written report confused a few immaterial facts like which lanes we were in.
I dunno, if I'd have had a dash cam I might've fought it.
Anyway... definitely need to invest in one of these:
https://store.valentine1.com/store/
It's so stupid. Because Tower Bridge is a 'monument' they don't have to make the signage or cameras as visible as they usually do. Spent over two hours just talking about Tower Bridge.
What a waste of my life
lolSuperJail Warden wrote:
If you want to have children with this woman, you need to eat the child now while it is still small and weak. That way your spawn with have less competition for control of the herd.
Lions do it all the time. Do you really think you are better than the King of the Jungle?
Some 41 y.o d-bag bar chain owner. Tragggggggic!Cybargs wrote:
whose baby is it.
My girlfriend of 2 years is a MILF. Baby ain't mine. Too much hassle.
Thinking about getting out. Views?
Thinking about getting out. Views?
Got a promotion. Go me woohooo.
So I guess I'm not the only one who has had to attend the Speed Awareness course to avoid the points. Everyone there blamed their speeding and road rage on London cyclists...Dauntless wrote:
I was caught by a policeman with a speed gun, I was definitely going above 40 but honestly didn't think it was 72. Also there was a BMW that was in front of me the whole time so he was doing at least my speed.
Supposedly the policeman was pointing the gun at me and not him but that's just my word against his I guess... Also his written report confused a few immaterial facts like which lanes we were in.
I dunno, if I'd have had a dash cam I might've fought it.
Anyway... definitely need to invest in one of these:
https://store.valentine1.com/store/
Take this job, work hard and see if they extend your contract.Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Yeah, I think you're right. I have until Friday to hear back from the longer-term contracts that I've interviewed for, and perhaps even longer than this if it takes some time for the short-term contract to make a decision. It's a weird situation because I know the short-term contract is being paid for out of the manager's discretionary budget, meaning she can hire me on the spot no questions asked if she feels like it. She also made it very clear that I am not going for an interview but instead for a conversation to talk about my skillset and the demands of the job. Which I've never really done before. I'll throw out a few phonecalls to the already interviewed-for positions on Thursday to see if I still even have a shot at them.uziq wrote:
take the experience, and get out of the chicken-and-egg graduate purgatory of 'needing experience for entry-level role'. so long as it is paid you have absolutely nothing to lose. 3-4 month contract is perfect if you know you'll be looking for bigger, better jobs. that's no time at all and you may even discover a few things about the career itself that you didn't know before.Pocshy2.0 wrote:
So as you all know (thanks to my timely updates) I am on the job hunt. My school has employer profile binders designed to help head-hunters place our students. I got a call from one of these head hunters looking to fill a short term contract with the Ontario government. Great. Meeting scheduled.
So here's the problem: Do I take an almost guaranteed short-term contract (3-4 months) and build some experience, or do I wait to hear back from other positions I've interviewed for that are longer-term but stand a lower chance of landing?
Meanwhile if you're still interested in the other work and get offers then just quit.
I always say it's better to be selfish in these situations because it's your life and chances are your employer wouldn't think twice about asking you to leave if they were facing resourcing issues.
If all else fails, you're welcome to my job if you can bear it...
you can have my job if you want it
"Just because Johnny Depp has been voted the world's sexiest man twice doesn't mean he can just bring his dogs to our country."
I really really enjoyed the Australian Agricultural minister's threat towards Johnny Depp's dogs..!
It's refreshing seeing the massive minus in my bank account getting nearer and nearer to 0...Ultrafunkula wrote:
Congrats and welcome to the world of debt!
I just bought my first apartment!
Ball is in your court Ted!Ultrafunkula wrote:
Tëd gets mod status after he gives me a kiss.
We have the same in Norway - at least it makes you appreciate every precious sip...Ultrafunkula wrote:
Estonia is true cheap beer paradise for Finns. Our alcohol taxation is mental compared to Estonia. It really goes like this: Finnish breweries brew beer. The beer then sails on huge trucks over to Estonia to alcohol markets. Finns go on the same ferries (that carry the beer) to the same fecking stores to buy the same damn beer that came with the vessel. They then load the beer in their cars and drive back to the harbor for about two minutes and go home. I'm not shitting you. This is the life cycle of Finnish bulk beer and the government morons are wondering why we do this. Because it's fucking cheaper you idiots!!! And in revenge they up the alco taxation because of consumption is "too high". Really the consumption has been going downhill for the last years, especially among young people. Damn mongs making decisions...
Those were the days...Ty wrote:
I pretty much agree with Uzi by the way. There was a time when moderators needed to be mediators but not any more. Now all we need to do is get rid of the odd spamvertisement, maybe fix some minor posting error, and generally use our power to unfairly edit everyone's posts to create chaos. I think most people have grown up enough not to use the website as their personal platform for their own egos and know enough to reign things in when they step over the line. Much better than needing someone to run off to a moderator to dish out wet bus ticket slappings.
wooohoooo!
So long BF2s!
because he's australian...!
Depends what you do before the thrusting!bennisboy wrote:
Altho if you do only manage to thrust a couple of times, she won't be too pleased!..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Sex isn't rocket science...stick it in and thrust your hips a couple times. When the time comes you'll know roughly what to do, it's human nature._j5689_ wrote:
I'm just saying how it looks to me, cuz there is not really any proof that I've seen that they want it as much, I would think this should be an obvious thing even if I haven't had sex before but it just eludes me. Maybe if somebody explained it or somethingJaekus wrote:
Exactly.
I know I'll get it some way or another but I'm just starting to think with the way things are already that it's not really going to be a big or even regular part of my life unless I somehow figure out how to play the game all the way to naturally turning a girl on and progressing things myself and then I'll have done things right at least once and I should be able to do it again. As things are, I find it's just easier to ask but that doesn't really turn a girl on or anything so there's no guarantees and it's really only going to be good for losing my virginity
I clearly have a very distorted, fucked up view on many things, especially girls. I'm just not sure how that's gonna change and I'm really tired of caring, it's supposed to be something you look forward to, not something that just confuses and worries you and fucks with your head and leaves you nowhere and feeling emasculated that you don't know what you're supposed to do as a man to get it(which is the worst part for me by far)
Maybe the dumbass teenage hormones are finally fading or I'm just all cared out tonight.
Girls want it just as much if not more but like it when you fight for it.
Sex isn't rocket science...stick it in and thrust your hips a couple times. When the time comes you'll know roughly what to do, it's human nature._j5689_ wrote:
I'm just saying how it looks to me, cuz there is not really any proof that I've seen that they want it as much, I would think this should be an obvious thing even if I haven't had sex before but it just eludes me. Maybe if somebody explained it or somethingJaekus wrote:
Exactly.Jay wrote:
You have no idea what you're talking about.I know I'll get it some way or another but I'm just starting to think with the way things are already that it's not really going to be a big or even regular part of my life unless I somehow figure out how to play the game all the way to naturally turning a girl on and progressing things myself and then I'll have done things right at least once and I should be able to do it again. As things are, I find it's just easier to ask but that doesn't really turn a girl on or anything so there's no guarantees and it's really only going to be good for losing my virginityeusgen wrote:
Girls enjoy sex, you are just too shy to get it.
I clearly have a very distorted, fucked up view on many things, especially girls. I'm just not sure how that's gonna change and I'm really tired of caring, it's supposed to be something you look forward to, not something that just confuses and worries you and fucks with your head and leaves you nowhere and feeling emasculated that you don't know what you're supposed to do as a man to get it(which is the worst part for me by far)
Maybe the dumbass teenage hormones are finally fading or I'm just all cared out tonight.
Girls want it just as much if not more but like it when you fight for it.
Believe you me, I tried hard when we were together...!FatherTed wrote:
stick it in her pooper imo..teddy..jimmy wrote:
ex-gf who broke up with me got back in touch y'day after 8 months apart...what do do bf2s? She wants to meet for coffee sometime soon
Just lie and tell them Mozart released his first album in 2011.