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killer21 wrote:

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Delta force black hawk down ftw...online never worked for me or on delta force 2 back in the day.

Battlefield 2  803 hours 
Counter-Strike: Source  -  70 hours 
Battlefield 2142  -  7 hours 
Medal of Honor Pacific Assault  -  6 hours 
The Sims  -  4 hours

Whenever i play PS3 online at my mates house it's just Americans being pricks to the British, and British being pricks to the Americans. But it's just funny. Have never played XBL so i wouldnt know, maybe i should get it considering i have had an Xbox for like 2 years.

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:

any1 got agrood story on what tyhey did tonihht?

To sum it up:

Lots of Weed
Mates
Dr.dre 'The Chronic'
Cool Runnings. SHIT WAT  A FILM
GTA4 -  cruising the pavement in a police car laughing
Ate everything in the cupboard
Passed some beers around
Pizza Delivery
Acoustic guitar session
Check E-mail etc

NOW to go to sleep.

Thts bout it. G'Night.

ya, i also had one of my friends acconts on ages ago so he could play it at my house and that also freezes, accounts made after i found that the game was freezing work fine.

mmmmm no purple heart

So, i login, i find a server which i want to play on then i join it. Map loads fine, verifys client data, join game, but then it just freezes at the squad screen, the only buttons i can hit to unfreeze it are ALT+F4 and the power off button. Might i add all the sounds in the game are still fine, and i can see people running about. After installing special forces and patch 1.41 again in order to use a seperate disc i am still stuck, completely uninstalled and reinstalled but nothing helped.
Any genious Ideas? Oh and i created a new account too see if it would work and it did. But to be perfectly honest i would rather play on my colonel account.

put me in the kiberan slums in africa then get me a random person, then i would feel happy that i was ending someones poverty and suffering, and at the same time ending my poverty and suffering, its a win win situation.

sarcasm? your nearly at 2.

if i get less than a 2:0 kill/death ratio in any game i consider myself palying badly, but then i almost never get less than 2:0 kdr, prove me wrong.

colonel, A. because i am one, B. because it looks evil

i check stats, sure, but you clearly dont come first alot, so i doubt i would check your stats

finsihed my gcse's, half way thorugh my 3 month break, and i only get up for lunch. BUT IF i somehow manage to drag myself over the carpet creating numerous friction burns i would probably have weetabix coated in caster sugar. mmmm. healthy for me is irn bru.

Penetrator_01 wrote:

Granted.  A pack of wolves become attracted to you, and devour 80% of you face.  You survive, only for a flock of wild birds to peck the remaining 20% of your face off.  Your brain becomes liquified my the maggots that have taken up residence within your skull, and it leaks out through your eye sockets and nasal cavity.  Quite slowly.

I wish I understood local politics.

granted, you become a local polititian, and on your first day of ranting and jibberish at a local mental home, u get jumped by a knife wielding nazi who got classed as insane after he shoved his black cock up the arse of a chin chilla, he then cuts your chest, trips and lands on the detonator of a nuclear bomb.

i wish i had ownership of the biggest dildo company in the world.

unfortunately your 'animal magnestism' magnetises a ransid monkey which has aids, tetnus, polio and the bubonic plague, this monkey is foaming at the mouth and dribbles all over your face, then teabags you, then bites your arm giving you all these  god forsaken deseases. you then get quaranteened, and then shot in the face by a gun wielding neo nazi. your magnetism is then transfered into energy proving power to jeruoselem.

i wish i had ownership of the biggest dildo company in the world.

god damn it i was too slow.

well then im never gonna rank up.

A GIANT COCK WHICH WHIPS AND SPUNKS ON PEOPLE WHICH KILLS THEM INSTANTLY. NO RECIOL AND NO RELOAD!! or just a ligh sabour with a nuke attatched so that when i die i bring everyone down with me

PC...DELTA FORCE 2 MUTHA FUKKKKAAASS
before that...POKEMON BLUE ON GAMEBOY COLOUR, or actualy it might have been...MICKY MOUSES WILD ADVENTURE on psx or wateva its called.

i would create (by me i mean by workers) the worlds biggest structure, for the sole purpose of providing a breeding ground enabaling me to harvest my world dominating turabn malitia. i would then hold contests, fight contests in which the victorious wins a grand prize. there would be leagues, championships and levels of competition. because this building would be the largest ever seen, it would hold many many ticket holders. tickets would be charged, fairly, although still expensive. to stop greenpeace pissing me off the building would be environmentally friendly(alternatively i would just slay them where they stand)
once i had made billions of dollars out of this money making scheme i wuld somewhat feel the need to invest my money in destroying all nuclear weapons. initial ideas on doing this are to send specialy trained special ops in to dissarm them when its dark. killing many terrorists in the process. unless they surrender thier nukes, and offer themselves in order to be used as scientific testors. testing only the most hazadorous chemicals. this will thereby stop animal testing. i will lower the amount vehicle pollution by creating an eco friendly substitute for fossil fuels.
money will not be an issue either as the minimum wage will be increased to $15.50 an hour.
to solve conflict between countrys i will offer salvation in the from of money, food and free health insurance and dental check ups. i will also hire clones of humans (which WILL HAVE BEEN possible) by the time i am even old enough to be president to build structures and make the world a happy place.
anything i have missed out?
other than...i am a jack ass.

well, GTA4 and assassins creed are comin out soon on the 360, not 2 mention halo 3. so. er. hmm. iphone.

hmm, when i try and find prone, it just says "cannot find prone"
i looked around, is this the correct line....ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PILie IDFKeyboard IDKey_Z c_CMPushAndHold...??
if it is, then theres already a Z there.

ok, but then what do i do. sorry i am not good with all this kind of stuff, i am only 16 you know.

oww wen i click on controls it tries to open it with some crappy programme which does nothing. what programme did you use??

Fallschirmjager10 wrote:

HEY! I had the exact same problem a week ago. Go here C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\Battlefield 2\mods\bf2\Settings\Profiles\Custom\Controls and select infantry and just remap it as Z and it will work!

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p1591749

ok i will try that thanks

oh and also my xfire isnt working while playing bf2. BAH

recently playing on my first and only account i use i found i couldnt go prone. THIS is due to me not being able to press Z. AT ALL, not even in bfhq or anything. I tried changing the controls to something else, but its just so hard to do, im so used to pressing Z. If anyone has any answers i would be very greatfull. i made another account a while ago due to the forgetting of my password for my main account (which is now remembered) and i can go prone on that account by pressing Z, so why cant i do this on my good account!?

mouse smashing...nothing new to me, have to regularly smash my 1990's TIME COMPUTERS, ball and chain mouse, still works, still sticks, so i still smash it. should get a new one, but cant be arsed. no fancy features on this baby let me tell you.

heres my stats, and if sum1 posts a link ill rate thier stats, otherwise i dunno how!
http://bf2s.com/player/76351253/

mrsurgeons if u post a link ill rate yours, and heres my pid....76351253

now, i want to play karkand

how do u change the 'you killed' message in game?
i want it to be, 'you fucked' or 'you masacred' 'you butt raped' 'you obliterated' sumthin stoopid.

nice, but you wer only 13 behind!
speaking of jajalalalalaabad how bout some h2k and wh masacre...


lambs to the slaughter^



h2k^

MY BEST SCORE! 103 KILLS! it was karkand but SHHh

my favourite.

SUCH AS...

ahh tv2 i get realy bad connection for some reason.
yea hope 2 see u on there soon, do some more ownage.

76351253
you knows it!

wana hop on a jalallallallalaaabad server some time!? but 'buttsechs' sounds good

no no no you got it all wrong, ALL OF YOU. wachu gotta do is...JUMP off a building WHILST doing a 720 spin(small building) and shoot sum poor defenceless immigrant in the head with a friggin sniper rifle without using a scope. to do that and get a promotion, ALL ON VIDEO? would be good.
BETTER YET! stunt a car off a huge building, bail near the floor and quickly whip out your pistol shoot the car just before it blows up on the ground, killig many innocent bystanders.

karma kills is gay

Blehm98 wrote:

I don't really care anymore, nowadays how well you do in bf2 is determined more by your internet connection than skill...
its driven me to quit competetive bf2 now, its just so stupid the way that game is

i have AOL, nuff said

oh sorry i was only chattin
but u mite aswell look ill rate yours if u post a link aswell.

http://bf2s.com/player/76351253/

Shot at 2007-07-05


Shot at 2007-07-05

my only promotion screen shots

hmmm how do i get a screenshot up. yea i know nothing of computers.

--i have a few xfire screen shots
--and some in my documents         }how do i put them on here?

mtb0minime wrote:

Lately I've been really enjoying the M16. In fact, I take any chance I can to use it. I hate 3-round burst weapons, but I love the M16. However I don't see many experienced players using it since they opt for unlocks.

its coz they cant arnt skilled enough to use the M16. play on good servers and no1 will be using unlocks. m16 is the best friggin weopon in the game, single shot madness i say. i got called a hacker purely because i was owning people with the m16.  pffft little E noobs underestimating the M16.

HMMMMM well let me tell you of a FAG ASS SNIPER HACKER who (for those of you who know jalalalallabad) shot me from the outpost, and killed me in 1 shot with the SV-FUKIN-D when i was just outside the uncap! he wouldnt have been able to see me with even 100% distance scale. even if he did, how would he kill me within 5 seconds of spawning. he couldnt possibly know where i was. HACKING BITCH TWAT BLASPHEME!!!

look at my jalalabad times. i was shit to begin with aswell, and didnt care about the game. but i have had more time 2 recover i suppose.

mr marvin your like me i think, i lag on vehicle servers which normally results in an entire game crash. basicly when i play vehicle servers i crash every 10 mins. so i dont play them. simple. but good spm, need 2 get some more kills in without dying if u get wat im saying.
http://bf2s.com/player/76351253/

cant remember wat this topic is about BUT, 2 friendlys wer in a chopper and we were waiting to capture the flag, so i decided hey im bored, so i shot 3 SHOTS at the chopper, during the 1st shot a jet attacked the chopper, on my 2nd and 3rd shot BOOM killed them with a pistol. 2 teamkills, 2 punishes WAT A STORY! at least i got flag capture points!
oh yea, BEST SHOT i have ever done is....shot a guy ONCE with my sniper rifle in the shins or wateva on jalalabad from a roof near the mosque, he was just an outline in my scope, he was at the point of vanishing, then i shot about 6 shots from my pistol and killed him. didnt even know where he was. KER CHING.

i thought i wouldnt be missing much, last time i played vehicles, i didnt get to use a vehicle due to the fags who whore them, or i wud be teamkilled, or punished because some fag didnt get his beloved jet and jumps in front of me. not my idea of fun.
but yea nice stats.
if u plan on playing a while then i think u shud have no trouble of sustaining your spm and shit. just concentrate on more killin than reviving, to get your kdr up.