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Splash radius must be rduced on the F2k grenade oposed to the other launchers. Now im not an authority on the subject, but after a few rounds of actually having to aim to kill i came to that conclution *cough*
Accuracy on the m203 is also slightly better from my experience. Not to happy about the crosshairs either.
Accuracy on the m203 is also slightly better from my experience. Not to happy about the crosshairs either.
Belive you would change your views after you had a taste of my fist making a huge crater in you face! J/K=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
gvp000,
SPINNING IN MY CHAIR LAUGHING!
B.Schuss,
I think everyone that gets on the internet should have to take a grammar and spelling test before they can do anything. And if they make a mistake the keyboard shocks them with 20,000 volts.
Anwas i juz h8 wen ppl no how 2 spel and dey dunt. it kind anoyin.
:p
A guy in my clan says "Karkland" and we make fun of him. ^_^
Correcting a person for spelling cockupp's is just another way of labeling your self as a Pretensious, Narcissistic asshat with a unhealthy dose of missplaced agression.
weird ppls
all i can say is: omfg hack, actually shoot trough servers from karkand and hit a chopper on peninsula!
nerf maj.do... *grins evil*
nerf maj.do... *grins evil*
1 stabb with knife, 2 kills you just cant beat that.. ever!
if this is a glitch you can all suck on my big hairy fat cocnballs ... im just saying
guy's read upp, these words are golden!
Persionally i tend to tag nmy veicles my self in a dog fight so i got em on the minimap at all times. This is kinda a golden rule in my book. I allways keep it in mind when im a gunner, make my pilots job a lot easier.
Anyways spotting is underused, and i have no problems what so ever with commander taggin enemys to his heart content.
Persionally i tend to tag nmy veicles my self in a dog fight so i got em on the minimap at all times. This is kinda a golden rule in my book. I allways keep it in mind when im a gunner, make my pilots job a lot easier.
Anyways spotting is underused, and i have no problems what so ever with commander taggin enemys to his heart content.
For some reason thats beyond me i often get the red tag glitch while engaging players who's in armour. Yet to understand or learn the actually mecanics of the bug. But im assuming it has somthing to do with changing teams?
big red tag over whats suposedly nmy armour, me with c4.... while running away from tank thinking to my self "wow cant belive the driver didnt se me" i press the release *BOOM* oopsy.. red name glitch.. figures
big red tag over whats suposedly nmy armour, me with c4.... while running away from tank thinking to my self "wow cant belive the driver didnt se me" i press the release *BOOM* oopsy.. red name glitch.. figures
lmao, good one!Flasheart88 wrote:
I hope you shouted "clear!" to your monitor before you did it, tho. Otherwise you're missing out on half the fun.
this post is fucking retarded!
nobody is that broke :pGreen-Lynx wrote:
im going to get it, BUT, im broke atm anyone wana gime a loan?
i know i amatlvolunteer wrote:
But aren't all men whores? I always thought I was...
AA is just fine, give it more juice and you can just aswell ground air veicles.
Like the AA to only lock on enemy's tho, realism be damned. TK ratio can superseed the actuall enemy kill's if your unlucky.
Like the AA to only lock on enemy's tho, realism be damned. TK ratio can superseed the actuall enemy kill's if your unlucky.
excellent there was the definition i was looking for, cheers!atlvolunteer wrote:
Actually, if you look up whore on Dictionary.com, the third definition is:
A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
That would kinda fit in the eyes of the people who bitch about tank whores, etc. They feel they are taking the easy road...
Tnx, now let kick it upp a notch!:beeng wrote:
ratshit batshit dirty old twat, sixty nine asshole tied in a knot, huraaaaaay, lizardshit, FUCK!CMDR_Dave wrote:
Not sure where this thread is going...young eyes beware!!
there. this thread is officially R rated.
Two word's: Barbara Streisand
Anyhoo: Being a whore is easy, anyone can do it. Takes no skill to spread your leg hence the hype on the phrase whore in games. Personally i think it's quite fitting in some cases.
*claps his hands*DeltaForceWarrior wrote:
incorrect, i believe you revoke your rights to be an asshole when you agree to be a ranked server. you are now affecting everyone's stats by abusing your admin rights. you want to whore then keep your server unrankedDMFDxUconn wrote:
Amen!AnarkyXtra wrote:
It's their server: they pay for it. As such, they can do as they please.
Think he falls under all the categories of whorin. Actually Bush got the ultimate hacks out there and there aint nothing anyone can do about it.JeSTeR_Player1 wrote:
"George Bush, Your A Tank Whore!" lol...ZOMG ITS GOOD
Playing against Bush sux!
"The man that cried tank whore!"
Same guysthat runs upp a hill and expect to solo several enemy MG positions. This guy also refuses to do it with anything other then his knife. Cause "the man who cries tank whore" is all about leet skills.
Anyone using anything cept the butterknife are generally reffered to as noob's. So while the guy is doing his Sisyphus thang, running from spawn and back. Tarasque ha's flanked the MG position and bunny hopps trough the enitire line with his trusty tube.
Same guysthat runs upp a hill and expect to solo several enemy MG positions. This guy also refuses to do it with anything other then his knife. Cause "the man who cries tank whore" is all about leet skills.
Anyone using anything cept the butterknife are generally reffered to as noob's. So while the guy is doing his Sisyphus thang, running from spawn and back. Tarasque ha's flanked the MG position and bunny hopps trough the enitire line with his trusty tube.
He was most likely new to the sniper role thats for sure. A seasoned sniper would have made kebabs of me by the time i could say "spesial sauce" I know i would if the tables where turned. But i dont snipe on Tara, leve that to Alphabreed.
Yeah i have 4 different toon's *blush*
Yeah i have 4 different toon's *blush*
Not if he had medpac's allready tossed out in vicinity. Offcource is all upp to the sniper and his skill level, easy to throw of aim with just a few tapps on the directional keys while proning on med pac's.[FIS]-Thor wrote:
still when using the m95 he should have shot him faster than he could heal himslef
Dunno whats the range between market and square in karkan, but it's well wihin comfortable sniperange. Was a medic in prone on market roof, facing a sniper at square roof. Really interesting fight since he was just out of my range with the L85A1 and he keept taking cover between shots.
Anyways i took about 10 shots from the m95 before i managed to kill him. Luckily i had a healthy ammount of med pac's in a cluster where i was in prone fiering back.
Had a complete blast on Karkand with me pig sticker. Was a bit tired of just whorin around so i tought i go knifin.
Got me about 20 kills and a dual stabb, thats right 2 guy's in one stabb. But heres the real beauty. I sneaked upp on a tank as a spec op, placed the charges. But before i got around to blowing them a lill devil in me said.. "go stabb the guy on the Mounted MG first" And hell yeah i did .. jumped upp, stabbed the dude in the face, ran off the blew the charges.
I swear i got a hard on still after that run.
And surely i got a kick wote on me aswell.. think ppl's had a grudge since i virtually stabbed everyone on the opposing faction. Where 4 votes away from a kick .. *grins evil*
Now that i've got 100+ kills with knife i cant to save my own life come anywhere close to reproduce that game session.
Got me about 20 kills and a dual stabb, thats right 2 guy's in one stabb. But heres the real beauty. I sneaked upp on a tank as a spec op, placed the charges. But before i got around to blowing them a lill devil in me said.. "go stabb the guy on the Mounted MG first" And hell yeah i did .. jumped upp, stabbed the dude in the face, ran off the blew the charges.
I swear i got a hard on still after that run.
And surely i got a kick wote on me aswell.. think ppl's had a grudge since i virtually stabbed everyone on the opposing faction. Where 4 votes away from a kick .. *grins evil*
Now that i've got 100+ kills with knife i cant to save my own life come anywhere close to reproduce that game session.
I guess things shit hits the fan harder som places then others. It's all relative tho, we all react differtly thats for sure.
War is some fucked upp shit
War is some fucked upp shit
*add's Micael82 to dumbfuck list*
nuttn beats 2 kill's with one stabb, cept offcource 3 kills .. 4 and so forth.. and frog pie!
first off all, lmao!
second : " Get in My squad and spawn on me in the Rear. We need to take back our Assets. " that line just works on so many levels!
second : " Get in My squad and spawn on me in the Rear. We need to take back our Assets. " that line just works on so many levels!
Start of the round, full BH60, me as the designated pilot. About half way to my flag a jet desides to get a few easy kills so the asshat rammed me. Safe to say i got the TK (post 1.03) And offcource punned by everyone. 5 sec later kick for exessive teamkilling.
It fucking burns still even tho it's months ago.
It fucking burns still even tho it's months ago.
I can see why you chose that nick *hands elmer a lollypop*elmer1082 wrote:
Look at this post...................[RL]Tarasque wrote:
ppls who dont swear scare me, really!
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=4329
Did I scare you
I think this comment was pretty mutch spot on, no point in being diplomatic with asshats.hurricane2oo5 wrote:
fuck u nob head.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
I swear to god, if your going to use the precious bomber or the figher to just go parachute somewhere, ima blow you outta the cockpit wit the m95, if your going to continuesly ram full blackhawks, ima blow you outta the cockpit, if your going to ignore orders on where to bomb, ima gonna blow u out, if you dont bomb nutralized flags i will shoot you out. Im to nice of a guy, sitting there for 15 min untill i get a plane before someone else does. And they crash in less than 3 min, me, i can stay up and accually contribute to the team. You good pilots know what im talking about -_-. Just posting this cuz ive had 4 hours of getting noob-robbed on wake island and im feeling a bit like fps doug at the end of boom headshot.
So yeah Ronin, piss off!
oops
10000 demerrit points right there, unforgivableTriggerHappy998 wrote:
GEEZ, excuuuuuse me for not knowing what movie a song comes from.Nyte wrote:
The song is called Requiem For A Dream and it is NOT from Lord Of The Rings...
It is from the movie called "Requiem For A Dream".
Geez...
Just came to me.
BF2 is the only game ive played where i feel more like kicking my team mates ass, then the oposition.
BF2 is the only game ive played where i feel more like kicking my team mates ass, then the oposition.
Yeah can aprishiate it, but this is a war game forum. War wasnt a game for vet's, personally i think its insulting even tho well intended.
this is borderline psycotic, you guys are scary!
ppls who dont swear scare me, really! Those who cant deal with a little umph in the vocabulary should first all stop playing a game witch is mostly about blowing you opponets brains out.
Ultra violence is tolerated, but be damned if you utter the word "ass"
I'll just go out on a limb here and assume the servers was owned of one of those American purist f.. tards who cant deal with a lill nipple slip here and there.
Ultra violence is tolerated, but be damned if you utter the word "ass"
I'll just go out on a limb here and assume the servers was owned of one of those American purist f.. tards who cant deal with a lill nipple slip here and there.
yeah wtf!Kobrakai wrote:
Quit forum whoring!
priceless!
bad carma all over the place, just wrong =/
excellent thnx, no need to wonder about that anymore i guess.Guruz wrote:
Ok, I died with an ammo bag and it just added one more death as a Support and of course Total Deaths.
No weapon or vehicle.
hope im not on your team when your going for the expert badge
As im fairly sucsessfull with a shotty ingame my k/d ratio with it dosent reflect it. So im wondering if dying with a wrench in your hand as a engie counts as a death with you main gun? Im doing a lot of reparing and dying so i was starting to wonder.
If you look at my k/d with shottys it's a dead even. Cant get this to add upp.
If you look at my k/d with shottys it's a dead even. Cant get this to add upp.
Never in my life have i seen so many dumb f..c's post's in one single section, bunch of eletist piece of shit. Save your designed roles for clan matches, where somone give a crap. Public is first come first serve, or i'll be damn sure to get you game session ruined in a never ending spawn cycle. No how can that possibly benefit the faction
Im curious, do friendlies get a lock on tone from friendly missiles on it's tail?
The balancing act with AA vs Air is friggin hard man, but yeah you should be able to hit a flying brick anyday and espesially when it's right in front of you. But again you should have used the gun, takes one chaff to make you missiles go haywire and search for nearest friendly.
Problem is we got 10000 of shitty pilots witch aa works like a charm agains. It's when the odd AcE hits the skies shit hits the fan. If AA becomes to powerfull the average player wont last 10 sec's in a jet. So how can you balance that?
There are ppls who take pride in effective AA measures and in som cases makes it an exact science. Many good post on it.
As for choppers? Use the Hummer or the vod, you can pummel a chopper by the time he's realised he's taking damage.
Anyways i cant say i envy EA's dev team when it comes to AA vs Air balance
Problem is we got 10000 of shitty pilots witch aa works like a charm agains. It's when the odd AcE hits the skies shit hits the fan. If AA becomes to powerfull the average player wont last 10 sec's in a jet. So how can you balance that?
There are ppls who take pride in effective AA measures and in som cases makes it an exact science. Many good post on it.
As for choppers? Use the Hummer or the vod, you can pummel a chopper by the time he's realised he's taking damage.
Anyways i cant say i envy EA's dev team when it comes to AA vs Air balance
....Umbra Acciptris wrote:
Oh is that why your profile shows 7 deaths by noob tube? either you do not know what a noob tube is, thus should shut up about it. Or you should check your facts before oppening your mouth either way.Locarno wrote:
Not been killed by a "noob tube" once, and not seen this "bunny hopping" thing either.
As for bunny hopping, it should be eleminated. This is a tatical simulation game, if you want to hop go play UT2004. where bunny hoppying fits into the game play style.
As for why we hate bunny hoppers, because it is not a tactic it is a bug. When you are hopping your hit boxes are screwed, so you can hardly be hit. Belive me, if hopping did not fuck your hit boxes to hell, so we could hit you, aside of when you touch the ground or by the grace of god. You would not be hopping near as much.
wasnt the original issue with bunnyhopping that they exploited the netcode and create warp and lag issues for the opposing player?
If it isnt the tanks, its the nade launchers. roofhoppers, supermen and bunnys. Jet whores, chopper whores,apc whores. You got kamikaze pilots, and dont forget baserapers. Did i mention c4 on jeep whores? Stat padders and finally knife whores.. those working on their badge by the stingers in gulf or hotell karkand. And finally the hackers.
Only thing that bothers me are the Pun whores Other than that -----> BF2 <3
Only thing that bothers me are the Pun whores Other than that -----> BF2 <3
Amen to that, he's just plain wrong somtimes.chickenmuncher wrote:
HAHAHA! Lewis Black, he is the best stand-up comic of all time.TriggerHappy998 wrote:
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
yet to seen an obvious hack ingame, and most of the talk i hear about hacks is just to far fetched to be pulled off without re-endering the game unplayable tho the hacker and the hack'e Game glitch and bugs suddenly become hacks and what not.
Really dont se any problems with BF2 and hackers *shrugs*
Really dont se any problems with BF2 and hackers *shrugs*
jeje you all moan and bitch about bunny hoppin, but the second i draw my knife everyone's all over the place.
you need the unpatched version of bf2 to pull it off actually, they fixed this wery early. If im not mistakin..