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yea.. um www.pandora.com FTW!!!
Rofl those were great!, and so true!crimson_grunt wrote:
Reminds me of these old animated parody's.
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Word.
Errrm i gunna say.. Happy? by Mudvayne either that or Bohemian Rapsody by Queen or Stairway to heaven by Led Zepplin. dunno varies to my mood.... n'way i'm off to POE2 laterz!!
Other PC games, Photoshop CS2, Air-rifle shooting, blowing shit up, oh and getting ridiculously drunk/stoned with my mates on a Friday night
Dimensions!!! give us dimensions!!!
i'll have go, most likely fail, but i need the practice.
i'll have go, most likely fail, but i need the practice.
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Um, ok...
Um, ok...
BWWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bah this ones better..... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lost
Welcome!
Quake wars FTW! i wont be buying 2142 but I'll still play POE2 and vanilla BF, EA/Dice have screwed me for the last time. BTW for all you people that complain that when your in a chopper and some nub take the gun turret instead of a mate, in Quake Wars you are given the option to allow or disallow people into a attack vehicle, assuming your the pilot.
RemyMartin, exactly what i was thinking, the graphics and physics will be better than 2142's by far and the little things like the ability to shoot off a vehicles wheels/thrusters and hull plating gives it that more realistic and enjoyable feel, for you 2142 goers i suggest you check out the quake wars site at www.enemyterritory.com and watch the intro movie, also go to IGN and read the review and take a look at the movies and screen shots up there: http://uk.pc.ign.com/objects/748/748377.html
Edit:
Just found these Army Tuts for both sides:
Strogg
GDF
Both vids are about 6mins long and are composed of solely ingame footage.
The d/l's quite large but well worth it. It looks awesome.
RemyMartin, exactly what i was thinking, the graphics and physics will be better than 2142's by far and the little things like the ability to shoot off a vehicles wheels/thrusters and hull plating gives it that more realistic and enjoyable feel, for you 2142 goers i suggest you check out the quake wars site at www.enemyterritory.com and watch the intro movie, also go to IGN and read the review and take a look at the movies and screen shots up there: http://uk.pc.ign.com/objects/748/748377.html
Edit:
Just found these Army Tuts for both sides:
Strogg
GDF
Both vids are about 6mins long and are composed of solely ingame footage.
The d/l's quite large but well worth it. It looks awesome.
Shrooms FTW, got a nice little packet of Columbian shrooms from Amsterdam 2 weeks ago, only 17 Euros! I was gunna get some 'Philosophers Stones' but thought better of it... incidentally what do you people see on a Trip?
And do you have a mate with a box of sugar cubes incase it all gets a bit on the freaky side?
And do you have a mate with a box of sugar cubes incase it all gets a bit on the freaky side?
True, if your a tard and get hooked on them or take the hard stuff ie Cocaine via needles, otherwise weed and shooms are just soft recreational ones, just don't over do it....FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:
Null vote, drugs are for losers.
Yup the amout of coursework given to us is rediculous, luckly i got through it, and several of my AS/A-level subjects don't require coursework this year.
BTW i hear that they are thinking about dropping GCSE coursework altogether in the future, too little too late eh?
BTW i hear that they are thinking about dropping GCSE coursework altogether in the future, too little too late eh?
Your Pirate Name Is...
Bloody Sultan of Timor
Bloody Sultan of Timor
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Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44.
Irwin was at Batt Reef, off the remote coast of northeastern Queensland state, shooting a segment for a series called "Ocean's Deadliest" when he swam too close to one of the animals, which have a poisonous bard on their tails, his friend and colleague John Stainton said.
"He came on top of the stingray and the stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart," said Stainton, who was on board Irwin's boat at the time.
Crew members aboard the boat, Croc One, called emergency services in the nearest city, Cairns, and administered CPR as they rushed the boat to nearby Low Isle to meet a rescue helicopter. Medical staff pronounced Irwin dead when they arrived a short time later, Stainton said.
Same here all through primary school his shows were my favorite on TV and my little sister really enjoyed the Crocodile diary's, she hasn't heard whats happened yet but I'm sure she will be devastated as the rest of you are.xXGamingBugXx wrote:
Steve was a great man, I always watched his "Crocodile Hunter Diaries" after school.
RIP Steve
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You go and fucking say that to his wife and kids.Mongoose wrote:
bout fucking time that knobjockey died, hes a total wanker
Totally weak and uncalled for..... sure he could be over enthusiastic and annoying at times, but he was doing what he loved to do.
My Sympathy goes out to his family.
It's not? Oh shit......[1FR]S3v3N wrote:
wow..
Bleach is not ment for human consumption.
Not a movie quote but a quote from a British radio show called The Goon Show.
Narrator - 'In the tunnel it was pitch black and dark as well, to make it worse there were no lights on, luckily the tunnel was only 20 yards wide so Ned Seagoon was able to stretch out his arms and feel his way long both sides'
Ned Seagoon - 'Yes it was very dark luckily i remembered a 200 foot candle i had in my trouser pocket, putting in a fresh battery i lit it.'
Narrator - 'In the tunnel it was pitch black and dark as well, to make it worse there were no lights on, luckily the tunnel was only 20 yards wide so Ned Seagoon was able to stretch out his arms and feel his way long both sides'
Ned Seagoon - 'Yes it was very dark luckily i remembered a 200 foot candle i had in my trouser pocket, putting in a fresh battery i lit it.'
Careful he's a secret agent from Interpol!
Awww hell no.
A nugget of Purest Green and the entire collection of The Goon Show.
Rofl. i read somewhere that in a small fishing village starfish were ruining the economy or something, so all the local fishermen caught hundreds of starfish and cut them up, then threw then back into the ocean, the starfish population increased fivefold in a matter of months.....Tetrino wrote:
Makes me wonder what happens if you put one in a blender...[RaWr]-Impsux wrote:
If a starfish is cut into pieces, each piece will grow into a whole starfish.
In Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is decapitation. O_o
I believe that in a similar or possibly the same country when a man and woman consummate a marriage, the woman's mother must be present......
I believe that in a similar or possibly the same country when a man and woman consummate a marriage, the woman's mother must be present......
liquidat0r wrote:
stryyker wrote:
no shit.
Hoo-Rah!
I agree that it was not as good as morrowind they took things out they shouldn't have, No Fly spell >_<, how am i supposed to rain firey hell from above now? I play Oblivion time to time, depends on my mood its still a great game but lacks what morrowind had.
Btw my race was Dark Elf, and i Contracted Vampirism from the Dark Brotherhood, its handy for those tough missions so i sleep for 4 days so i can go full vampire, totally kicks ass
Btw my race was Dark Elf, and i Contracted Vampirism from the Dark Brotherhood, its handy for those tough missions so i sleep for 4 days so i can go full vampire, totally kicks ass
Cougar FTW!
Fight the Oppression!!
Fight the Oppression!!
For the Caption:
'Jesus, titty fucking chriiist!!'
And POE2 is awesome, wait, no wait, get this. It. has. blood. there i said it.. phew..
sorry thats one of the things that got me in BF2 that took away some of its realism, and there's finally silencers for the Spec-ops class. Still got a long way to go though, but for a mod, a free mod it totally own the crappy booster packs being shoveled to us..
'Jesus, titty fucking chriiist!!'
And POE2 is awesome, wait, no wait, get this. It. has. blood. there i said it.. phew..
sorry thats one of the things that got me in BF2 that took away some of its realism, and there's finally silencers for the Spec-ops class. Still got a long way to go though, but for a mod, a free mod it totally own the crappy booster packs being shoveled to us..
*Gasps*FFLink13 wrote:
what a crap film...
How Very dare you!
O_o The who what now?
OI you keep those little fuckers over with EA/Dice where they belong, i swear to God they WILL mourn the day if they DARE come over to my precious Quake Wars...... Grrr annoying little buggers.... *Twtich*BolvisOculus wrote:
It's because every god damn, rich bitch, whining 12 year old migrated over here from CS. I pray to god they go to quake wars and don't ruing 2142 for me.ZoMg_h4x wrote:
QFESnipedya14 wrote:
I come to bf2 to escape the whining CS:S 12 year olds and what do I get? More whining 12 year olds.
QFT = Quoted For TruthMastersMom wrote:
I'm sure this is a stupid question, but...what is POE2? While I'm at it, one more stupid question...What does the acronym QFE/QTE/QFT, or something like that...what does it mean?
POE2 = http://www.pointofexistence.com/
I got it off Here no probs at all, just enter the PW unzip/rar and double click the setup. (don't unzip/rar the map pack btw)
Um, that might not be Prodie... it was a guest account so anyone could pretend to be him and if you look at Ktotheimmy's ban list prodies on it along with several other, a ip ban apparently
Huzzah!tahadar wrote:
thats the alternative ranking thing, not teh official ea ranking
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Apart from some minor flaws this mod is teh shizz!
Rise Against
Korn
Mudvayne
Slipknot
Drowning Pool
Soil
Breaking Benjamin
Inme
Linkin Park
Limp Bizkit
Queen
Led Zepplin
The Kooks
Korn
Mudvayne
Slipknot
Drowning Pool
Soil
Breaking Benjamin
Inme
Linkin Park
Limp Bizkit
Queen
Led Zepplin
The Kooks
My only concern is that 2 servers appear to be ranked, i supposedly achived the Infantry Officer Ribbon, if this appears in my stats i can only conclude that the servers are indeed racking up peoples GP. Which as i stated before is against ROE, is it not?
Errrm is it just me or are your guys server lists coming up with 2 servers both ranked (I achieved a Ribbon, wtf?)
one is German with a ping of 34-70 (for me) and another which has pings in the high 300th's i am so very confused.....
Also [619]Nekro all i did was un rar the Client (with provided PW) and double click the install .EXE i did not have to unrar the map pack, i believe it is extracted during installation,
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On the other hand glancing at previous replies it occurs that i am a simpleton and did not uncheck the Ranked only box, nevertheless why are there 2 ranked Mod servers, i was under the impression this was against ROE...
one is German with a ping of 34-70 (for me) and another which has pings in the high 300th's i am so very confused.....
Also [619]Nekro all i did was un rar the Client (with provided PW) and double click the install .EXE i did not have to unrar the map pack, i believe it is extracted during installation,
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On the other hand glancing at previous replies it occurs that i am a simpleton and did not uncheck the Ranked only box, nevertheless why are there 2 ranked Mod servers, i was under the impression this was against ROE...
English lang: C
English Lit : C
Maths: C
History : B
Science (Double Award) : C
Geography: B
Business studies : C
Religous Studies (Short course) : B
Design tech (Short course) : C
ICT: C
I'm a Straight C student.... nvm they don't mean shit after A-levels anyway...
English Lit : C
Maths: C
History : B
Science (Double Award) : C
Geography: B
Business studies : C
Religous Studies (Short course) : B
Design tech (Short course) : C
ICT: C
I'm a Straight C student.... nvm they don't mean shit after A-levels anyway...
I'll Seed for as long as possible.
Full seed in Aprox 3hrs....
Full seed in Aprox 3hrs....
Dawn/Shaun of the dead.
Unusual: Throwing a nade at someones head - instant kill? unforunatly it came back at me and i died....
Funniest: Probably M95'ing the pilot of a BH and watch the occupants sit in it blissfully unaware they are plummeting towards the ground.... Then them having a go at the pilot for crashing..... numbnuts...
Funniest: Probably M95'ing the pilot of a BH and watch the occupants sit in it blissfully unaware they are plummeting towards the ground.... Then them having a go at the pilot for crashing..... numbnuts...
The Grudge, both Japanese Version and American one, made no sense whatsoever but parts creeped the hell out of me.
But The Shining is a Classic, 'Heeere's Johnny!'
But The Shining is a Classic, 'Heeere's Johnny!'
Rofl thats great!! Monty Python and Scrubs FTW!!! +1!!
I'm thinking the son of God would have the upper hand there...
You have to understand that we put the language level high to ensure no offense is taken, due to the fact that some other nationalites take what may be a low level insult in one country very seriously, on the other hand if you have no self control and are unable to restrain yourself from insulting another person i suggest you take those 15 seconds as cool down time. Personally i do think that our word filters are a bit harsh, i have asked to have the penalties reduced but there have been no motions to change it so far.