The only area I know full of Muslims in Birmingham is Aston, mainly because that's the only sub-division of Birmingham that I know the name of, and I once saw a Muslim guy there and a Mosque. His name was Abdul. He said I should stop calling him a terrorist but I told him I'm not allowed to talk to him because he's a northerner. He said he appreciates how he can be seen as a British Northerner instead of a Muslim Pakistani Terrorist. I told him to go back to Northern England you wanker. He told me to go back down south and fuck the thames, and that I was in Northern England and that I'm a traitor to the south.
I couldn't respond to that. I really couldn't.
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