thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6300|teh alien spaceshit

White-Fusion wrote:

thtthht wrote:

I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
Wait you scrub your ass with water and soap normally?

Or just now that you have a worm in your anus?
daily.
Oh, and thanks for the helpful comment, guys.
Perv3rt
Lookin' through your Window
+193|6210|Man Diego

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

im sure the FBI is really concerned with a gaming forum.
but yeah,  have some taste Im_Dooomed!!! lol hehehe
Srsly!  Dooomed, what are you a perv?
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

_j5689_ wrote:

I've heard that if it is a segmented worm then each segment is an egg.
i just threw up a lilttle in my mouth.

Perv3rt wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

im sure the FBI is really concerned with a gaming forum.
but yeah,  have some taste Im_Dooomed!!! lol hehehe
Srsly!  Dooomed, what are you a perv?
plzz dunt call the police
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
san4
The Mas
+311|6658|NYC, a place to live
Karma for a link to the Fancy_Pollux story about the chick with worms. It was posted over a year ago and I still have nightmares.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6122|what

Aids.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF

Im_Dooomed wrote:

thtthht wrote:

strange sensation

Aries_37 wrote:

Adults usually get it off little kids.

thtthht wrote:

anus

Aries_37 wrote:

little kids.

thtthht wrote:

sensation

Aries_37 wrote:

contact

thtthht wrote:

my anus


ohhh im terrible
+1
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

thtthht wrote:

So, seriously.
I seem had a strange sensation of a worm moving in the edge of my anus...
https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7408/myassmyaaaasssyw4.gif
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|6676
Shit like this is why normal people don't have any any respect for online forums.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6541

GraphicArtist J wrote:

Buttseks... shit happens.
Which is why it's a good idea to shit before taking it up the anal passage
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6102|Scotland!
You've got ringworms, good job telling the internet and wash your hands more often in future
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6538|Mountains of NC

after examining your chart ...... I know what your problem is

https://www.radswiki.net/main/images/e/ee/Vibrator-002.jpg


just turn it off
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6550|the dank(super) side of Oregon

I'm Jamesey wrote:

You've got ringworms, good job telling the internet and wash your hands more often in future
ringworm is a fungal skin infection.  He's most likely got 'yer average case of anal death flukes.


it's no biggy.  they'll eventually bore their way out of your body through multiple, randomly located, permanent fistulae.

Last edited by Reciprocity (2008-11-03 19:09:01)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6470|so randum
https://images.google.co.uk/url?q=https://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Base/1374/a10napalm.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE8TwgIw36AcL3_KQlXTEIINiB6WA

taken anally is your only hope now
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

I'm Jamesey wrote:

You've got ringworms, good job telling the internet and wash your hands more often in future
lmao, so true. This will be archived by google for years to come.

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Shit like this is why normal people don't have any any respect for online forums.
Joking right? Cause u know, this is first of all - BF2s.com and secondly, posted in 'Everything Else' maybe he should have posted about his problem say somewhere like HERE otherwise, there are no guarantees at bf2s
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Wallpaper
+303|5963|The pool

thtthht wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

thtthht wrote:

I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
Wait you scrub your ass with water and soap normally?

Or just now that you have a worm in your anus?
daily.
What the fuck
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

Wallpaper wrote:

What the fuck
He's civilized.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5671|College Park, MD

Im_Dooomed wrote:

Wallpaper wrote:

What the fuck
He's civilized.
It's one thing to do that in the shower, but every time you take a shit?
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
phishman420
Banned
+821|5651
Baby wipes feel awesome.
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

It's one thing to do that in the shower, but every time you take a shit?
lol i knw...Hey, maybe he's just a clean freak? I bet he never takes a dump in public bathrooms either, would be epic to get a picture of him hanging his arse over a sink washin his butt at the local Burger King...
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Perv3rt
Lookin' through your Window
+193|6210|Man Diego

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Im_Dooomed wrote:

Wallpaper wrote:

What the fuck
He's civilized.
It's one thing to do that in the shower, but every time you take a shit?
Hell, I know of a guy that has to take a shower everytime he takes a shit. He is one bizarre cat, he is also afraid of broken glass & ketchup...lmao.
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

Perv3rt wrote:

Hell, I know of a guy that has to take a shower everytime he takes a shit. He is one bizarre cat, he is also afraid of broken glass & ketchup...lmao.
Just don't mention my name. Oh shi-
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|5690|Gulf Coast

when you go to sleep leave a saucer of milk by your ass, when the worm comes out your ass for a sip.......your girlfriend grabs his little head, yanks him out and then they fight to the death. that's what worked for me.
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6297

DrPeePeeFace wrote:

that's what worked for me.
who won?
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|5690|Gulf Coast

fight is still ongoing, On the bright side the worm is outta my ass soooooo....mission accomplished i guess.
how didja get it out?

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