Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
I have a gut, but I'm hardly a blob. Anyway, I'm in Brooklyn for a meeting now. I love how all the Ukrainian women dress like strippers even when they're not at work
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
You will get fatter as you grow older. Do you diet and exercise?
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
I walk about 4 miles a day and my weight has been steady for almost 10 years. You will probably die before me.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6679|England. Stoke
Body dysmorphia.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
4 miles isnt very far.

but then again I don't pick on you
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6741|PNW

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Putting ugly in front of fat is redundant. There is no such thing as sexy fat.
Don't make muppets sad.

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Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3929|SL,UT

umm, patriotic bacon . . .
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

Jay wrote:

I have a gut, but I'm hardly a blob. Anyway, I'm in Brooklyn for a meeting now. I love how all the Ukrainian women dress like strippers even when they're not at work
My most recent home town in the UK is now overrun by Romanian prostitutes - their rates are really reasonable.

Why oh why did I emigrate?
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
One of my customers is Swedish and begins every email with 'Hej hej!'

It could easily tip me over the edge.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England

Dilbert_X wrote:

One of my customers is Swedish and begins every email with 'Hej hej!'

It could easily tip me over the edge.
One of my general contractors uses "like" "lol" and smiley faces in work emails
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6443|6 6 4 oh, I forget

That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...
uziq
Member
+492|3422

Ultrafunkula wrote:

That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...
i know a guy that says 'bonjour' on the phone whenever he means goodbye. it drives me insane. he's been doing it for years. he even says it with the cadence of bye-bye. bon-jour. for fuck's sake.

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globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6293|Graz, Austria

uziq wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...
i know a guy that says 'bonjour' on the phone whenever he means goodbye. it drives me insane. he's been doing it for years. he even says it with the cadence of bye-bye. bon-jour. for fuck's sake.
He probably means "Bonne journée!", which indeed means "Good Day!" as farewell.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...
i know a guy that says 'bonjour' on the phone whenever he means goodbye. it drives me insane. he's been doing it for years. he even says it with the cadence of bye-bye. bon-jour. for fuck's sake.
That may be acceptable in some of the French regions, not Paris obviously.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
My Technician's son nagged him to buy tickets for AC/DC, now the kid doesn't want to go and he's stuck with two tickets.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6651|Disaster Free Zone

Adams_BJ wrote:

Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.
Give them to me.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock

DrunkFace wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.
Give them to me.
you in sydney
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6686

Adams_BJ wrote:

DrunkFace wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.
Give them to me.
you in sydney
i am
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock

Cybargs wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

DrunkFace wrote:


Give them to me.
you in sydney
i am
you give me what I paid for it and the seats are yours
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6686

Adams_BJ wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


you in sydney
i am
you give me what I paid for it and the seats are yours
thought we were mates adam.
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
we are, but we bought more tickets and now a room.

Tell you what I'll give you a discount. Mates rates.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689

Dilbert_X wrote:

My Technician's son nagged him to buy tickets for AC/DC, now the kid doesn't want to go and he's stuck with two tickets.
AC/DC sucks. The kid made the right decision.
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Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6686

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

My Technician's son nagged him to buy tickets for AC/DC, now the kid doesn't want to go and he's stuck with two tickets.
AC/DC sucks. The kid made the right decision.
im gonna go to acdc for free on the 4th and an all paid booze cruise.

its nice having friends.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Of course you would be someone who listened to AC/DC. Are you in your late thirties, early 40's?

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