Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6991|Adelaide, South Australia

Uwe Boll Responds to Growing Number of Signatures on Petition for Him to Stop Making Movies

Just the other day, Uwe Boll, the director every gamer and movie watcher loves to hate, stated rather off-hand that he would quit making films if an online petition received one million signatures (if you can’t remember, it was THIS PETITION RIGHT HERE). At the time, the petition had around 18,000 signatures. Since he mentioned his intentions though, that number appears to have grown to around 127,000. The infamous director has now responded — in somewhat broken English — to the growing number of signatures the with the sort of tact you’d expect from the man behind films such as Postal and Bloodrayne:

    “Look, I’m not a f***ing retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same s***ty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bulls*** what you get every f***ing weekend. You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am. I am the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye.”

That’s right, people. It’s not his fault that his movies are terrible, it’s your fault for not “getting” them. He also said that he hopes someone out there makes a pro-Boll petition. Oddly, I kind of agree with his views on movies, particularly where Michael Bay and Eli Roth are concerned. I just don’t agree with his views on his own movies.

Via MovieSet.com
FOR THE LOVE ALL ALL THINGS AWESOME, SIGN IF YOU HAVEN'T!
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6456|Halifax, West Yorkshire
Signed, this guy is a complete idiot.
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6815
Although I loved his Postal Movie. It´s really good!
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6945|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Signed it yesterday. And posted this in DST yesterday (and deleted it) which was a slight mistake since all it did was attract dumbass comments.

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-04-09 02:38:58)

Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6991|Adelaide, South Australia

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Signed it yesterday. And posted this in DST yesterday (and deleted it) which was a slight mistake since all it did was attract dumbass comments.
Well, I missed it then, and it seems to be fine here.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6945|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Signed it yesterday. And posted this in DST yesterday (and deleted it) which was a slight mistake since all it did was attract dumbass comments.
Well, I missed it then, and it seems to be fine here.
Yeah, just wait a few hours and all the whiny "well don't see his movies blablabla" comments will come
Nah, j/k. Hope this one will stay clean.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6911|Brisbane, Australia

signature comment on petition wrote:

Germany gives birth to a new monster, Uwe Boll's films are so bad they make the Holocaust seem trivial by comparison, and has the potential to cause more harm. This man is a black hole on the world's economy and every person's career who works with him. There is a good chance that watching any of his films may render you sterile or give you cancer, the kicker being that the disease that you are 90% certain to get won't even have the decency to kill you before the end of the movie. I would be more than willing to sign his death warrant, but this will have to suffice for now.
lolol.
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Nessie09
I "fix" things
+107|7142|The Netherlands
Sorry, (this is probably a very stupid question) but who is Uwe Boll?
BlackKoala
Member
+215|6797
Who cares if he makes movies?

If you don't like them, don't watch them. 

But I guess that little concept of logic may go over the heads of some of you.
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7181|Charlie One Alpha

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Yeah, just wait a few hours and all the whiny "well don't see his movies blablabla" comments will come
Nah, j/k. Hope this one will stay clean.

BlackKoala wrote:

Who cares if he makes movies?

If you don't like them, don't watch them. 

But I guess that little concept of logic may go over the heads of some of you.
Wow, that didn't take all that long.

The point is, BlackKoala, that he gives the video game industry a bad name. Nobody is gonna want to play Alone in the Dark after they saw that piece of shit movie.
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SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6446|England

who is he?
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6880|Somersetshire

SamTheMan:D wrote:

who is he?
and what's everyone's problem with him?
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7181|Charlie One Alpha

Tehremos wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

who is he?
and what's everyone's problem with him?
Watch one of his movies.

In the Name of the King

Alone in the Dark

Bloodrayne


to name a couple of his horrors.
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heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6860|New York
Ahahah

When rumors surfaced that Boll had expressed interest in a Metal Gear Solid movie, and claimed to have been given a script to read, Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima responded in his audioblog HIDECHAN, "Absolutely not! I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We've never talked to him. It's impossible that we'd ever do a movie with him."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll


Kojima is on such a different level than this fucker, I mean, he's so far above him that you can't even compare the two. The best thing I can think of is *maybe* Boll being a dead retarded monkey with Kojima being Einstein x2.

Last edited by heggs (2008-04-09 07:33:36)

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Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7202|Uhh... erm...

heggs wrote:

Kojima is on such a different level than this fucker, I mean, he's so far above him that you can't even compare the two. The best thing I can think of is *maybe* Boll being a dead retarded monkey with Kojima being a full-sized Yoda.
Fixed. <3
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6880|Somersetshire

Tetrino wrote:

heggs wrote:

Kojima is on such a different level than this fucker, I mean, he's so far above him that you can't even compare the two. The best thing I can think of is *maybe* Boll being a dead organism that was living on a retarded monkey's rotten shit with Kojima being a full-sized Yoda crossed with a god.
Fixed. <3
re-fixed

Last edited by Tehremos (2008-04-09 09:59:27)

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be nice
+2,646|6925|The Twilight Zone
Hes movies are teh best! lol
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mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7188|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
When I saw bloodrayne on Sci-fi, I thought it was one of their crappy made for TV movies.  I had no idea that shit was actually released in theaters!

Admittedly, I did kind of enjoy it when viewing it through the crappy made for Sci-fi channel lens.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6940
The only truthful thing Mr. Boll said in that rant was that Michael Pay films suck.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

The opening to Postal:

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HE DESERVES TO MAKE MOVIES GAISE
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jord
Member
+2,382|7150|The North, beyond the wall.
If 100 000 people wanted me to stop making films I probably would. Then again I don't really give a shit what people think.

100 000 though... He should retire and call it a day.
c14u53w172
Member
+31|6470|tomania
his movies are horrible. really. but he kicked some film critics' asses in the boxing ring...

Last edited by c14u53w172 (2008-04-09 15:09:10)

Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6940

cowami wrote:

The opening to Postal:

...

HE DESERVES TO MAKE MOVIES GAISE
Shit...



That was....




NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6604
That 1 scene, if even noticed by the media will cause controversy. That will lead ignorant reporters to associate him and his films with the gaming community.
Stimey
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+786|6592|Ontario | Canada

cowami wrote:

The opening to Postal:

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HE DESERVES TO MAKE MOVIES GAISE
wtf just happend, srsly
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