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I dont usually watch stand up but Dane Cook is hilarious, I can relate to alot of what he's saying in his jokes. If you have the time watch all nine parts of it.








Locoloki
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get his cd's, hes a fucking riot
Locoloki
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i think every comedians dream is to get an audience like that holy fuck
[TUF]Whiskey_Oktober
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when you have to repeat yourself multiple times to be funny, your not. hes gotten better, but still not at all what hes chalked up to be.
OmniDeath
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Dane Cook is not funny.
stef10
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OmniDeath wrote:

Dane Cook is not funny.
i agree
topal63
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stef10 wrote:

OmniDeath wrote:

Dane Cook is not funny. :/
i agree
Ditto.
Locoloki
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not as funny as say Dave Chapelle, but definitly funnier than other comedians...

who are you favorites?
Marlboroman82
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topal63 wrote:

stef10 wrote:

OmniDeath wrote:

Dane Cook is not funny.
i agree
Ditto.
He is awful every real comedian will tell you that. that guy deserved to be punched in his vagina.
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cablecopulate
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Newsflash: Dane Cook is not funny. I repeat, Dane Cook is not funny. Being hyper and constantly running around is not a good substitute for humor or a punchline.
Locoloki
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please pass the hateraid.... im thirsty

no really, if you're gonna post that he sucks, post who your favorite is

dead comedians are not allowed

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-02-01 10:26:18)

topal63
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cablecopulate wrote:

Newsflash: Dane Cook is not funny. I repeat, Dane Cook is not funny. Being hyper and constantly running around is not a good substitute for humor or a punchline.
He is an asshole, if you ask me. An unfunny asshole - doing just what you described. And then, he even laughs at his own unfunny jokes. He is like his own private canned laugh-track - for his utterly boring & stupid observations about things.
CanadianLoser
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if he is so shitty and not funny, why is he so popular and famous?
Locoloki
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Canadianloser wrote:

if he is so shitty and not funny, why is he so popular and famous?
the same reason ellen degeneres is???
CanadianLoser
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Locoloki wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

if he is so shitty and not funny, why is he so popular and famous?
the same reason ellen degeneres is???
because women think shes hilarious?
Marlboroman82
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Locoloki wrote:

please pass the hateraid.... im thirsty

no really, if you're gonna post that he sucks, post who your favorite is

dead comedians are not allowed


Jim Gaffigan



Brain Posehn

I could go on, but pretty much anyone is better than Dane Cook. Well except for Carlos Mencia.
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topthrill05
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I think people on this site take their opinion as fact. They look like idiots but thats their own issue.

I for one do not like his comedy that much, but some of his skits such as the crying one are quite funny.
topal63
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News Flash! - Jerry Lewis was famous and popular in his day. He's as unfunny as a so-called comedian can get. Why do the French love him? And, do they really? It's got to be some kind of national joke I don't understand. The dude (J.L.) was not funny.

Hey France we got another one for you please adopt Dan Cook, he's unfunny to, K.thanx.

Last edited by topal63 (2008-02-01 10:40:21)

cablecopulate
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Locoloki wrote:

please pass the hateraid.... im thirsty

no really, if you're gonna post that he sucks, post who your favorite is

dead comedians are not allowed
Why can't we say dead comedians are better? Richard Pryor is funnier and more relevant than Dane Cook will ever be. Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Kinison, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman. The list can go on and on.

How about Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, Steven Wright, Sarah Silverman, Joe Rogan, Eddie Murphy's older stuff, blahblahblah.


List of people on this post alone funnier than Dane Cook will ever be: 13.
SonderKommando
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OmniDeath wrote:

Dane Cook is not funny.
agreed, Bill Hicks is my fav.

RIP BILL!
topal63
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<SS>SonderKommando wrote:

OmniDeath wrote:

Dane Cook is not funny.
agreed, Bill Hicks is my fav.

RIP BILL!
Yep, one of my fav.s too,

Dane Cook though?
He isn't even slightly amusing. He paces around the stage, he talks LOUD and he periodically changes the intonation of his voice as if(!) he was actually delivering a punch line. What punch line - he has no such thing, but the audience laughs anyways. I suspect it's a mass psychological thing, mob mentality, peer pressure or the like... I suspect a trained chimp making loud noises would have the same effect.
cablecopulate
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topal63
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That was a chimptactular parody!

Last edited by topal63 (2008-02-01 11:08:02)

Locoloki
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cablecopulate wrote:

heh, he looks coked off his rocker there
S.Lythberg
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OmniDeath wrote:

Dane Cook is not funny.

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