Britney Spears possibly acting in soft-core pr0n movie?

2008-01-22 17:56:50

#1

Men4c3: Banned; +29|6754|behind u if u lok u diez!!!!1

lulz

Quentin Tarantino wants Britney Spears to play a "raunchy" killer in a remake of soft-porn classic 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'.

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Quentin Tarantino wants Britney Spears to play a "raunchy" killer in a remake of soft-porn classic 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'.

The controversial director is desperate to cast the troubled singer in a "sexier" version of the 1965 movie, alongside Eva Mendes and reality TV star Kim Kardashian.

Quentin said: "I love the film - what's better than a movie which has three strippers going on a killing spree in the desert?

"It would be great to do a remake, and casting would be easy. Top of my hit list would be Kim Kardashian and Eva Mendes. And you know what, I think Britney Spears could really work in this film. I'd love to get her involved."

It would not be Britney's first acting role. In 2002, she starred as aspiring singer Lucy Wagner in teen movie 'Crossroads'.

Tarantino has developed a reputation for helping star names resurrect their careers.

John Travolta credits his role as hitman Vincent Vega in 1994 movie 'Pulp Fiction' with making him "cool again", while Daryl Hannah's ailing Hollywood career was rejuvenated by her role in 2003's 'Kill Bill'.

The original 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' was directed by the late Russ Meyer, who is famous for his outlandish 'sexploitation' movies which include 'Supervixens' and 'Erotica'.

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2008-01-22 17:59:16

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David.P: Banned; +649|6642

Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.

2008-01-22 18:00:36

#3

tkoi: Utahraptor!; +148|6515|Texas

Hawt

2008-01-22 18:00:56

#4

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7039|UK

David.P wrote:
Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.

cry moar

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-01-22 18:05:01

#5

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6329|Washington DC

I'd rather Jessica Simpson. Not to mention it's more likely; apparently she was considering being nude for some movie.

2008-01-22 18:06:30

#6

Men4c3: Banned; +29|6754|behind u if u lok u diez!!!!1

HurricaИe wrote:
I'd rather Jessica Simpson. Not to mention it's more likely; apparently she was considering being nude for some movie.

both tbh, even if Spears is some worn slut with alcohol and drug problems.

2008-01-22 18:10:40

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KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,988|7000|949

HurricaИe wrote:
I'd rather Jessica Simpson. Not to mention it's more likely; apparently she was considering being nude for some movie.

Yeah, how much did her last movie pull in, like $7000?

2008-01-22 18:12:00

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David.P: Banned; +649|6642

m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.
cry moar

Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...

2008-01-22 18:13:40

#9

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6329|Washington DC

David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.
cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...

...whoa

2008-01-22 18:14:35

#10

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6990|Little Bentcock

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
I'd rather Jessica Simpson. Not to mention it's more likely; apparently she was considering being nude for some movie.
Yeah, how much did her last movie pull in, like $7000?

burn

2008-01-22 18:15:33

#11

David.P: Banned; +649|6642

HurricaИe wrote:
David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:

cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...
...whoa

Dont worry it's not what you think.

2008-01-22 18:16:22

#12

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6709|Atlanta, Georgia

David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.
cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...

You do know your hero was in Broke Back Mountain right? I'm just kiddin ill be quiet.

Who cares how much money she pulled in. With looks like that....... it just doesnt even matter...

2008-01-22 18:19:04

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m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7039|UK

David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.
cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...

Your hatred has come around full circle. Allah is punishing you.

PUNISH HIM ALMIGHTY ONE. GIVE HIM A GOOD SEEING TO!

Last edited by m3thod (2008-01-22 18:20:06)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-01-22 18:20:48

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Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6905|Long Island, New York

m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:

cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...
Your hatred has come around full circle. Allah is punishing you.

PUNISH HIM ALMIGHTY ONE. GIVE HIM A GOOD SEEING TO!

DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU BOTH TO YOUR ROOMS??!?!/a!/1/1

2008-01-22 18:22:28

#15

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6329|Washington DC

Poseidon wrote:
/a!/1/1

Cryptic message

2008-01-22 18:24:55

#16

David.P: Banned; +649|6642

m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:

cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...
Your hatred has come around full circle. Allah is punishing you.

PUNISH HIM ALMIGHTY ONE. GIVE HIM A GOOD SEEING TO!

Thats nice. Anyway can we get back on topic before we both get a 3-day vacation?

2008-01-22 18:27:39

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m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7039|UK

David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:

Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...
Your hatred has come around full circle. Allah is punishing you.

PUNISH HIM ALMIGHTY ONE. GIVE HIM A GOOD SEEING TO!
Thats nice. Anyway can we get back on topic before we both get a 3-day vacation?

Im going to bed. But I am not finished with you yet.

Allah has commanded me to punish you and punish you i shall. You have been forsaken and you try as you might you cannot hide from Allah's might.

ps

see a doc or counsellor or something, you're defo not right in the head.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-01-22 18:28:12

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HurricaИe wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
/a!/1/1
Cryptic message

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

EE (hats

2008-01-22 18:29:05

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KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,988|7000|949

NeXuS4909 wrote:
David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:

cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...
You do know your hero was in Broke Back Mountain right? I'm just kiddin ill be quiet.

Who cares how much money she pulled in. With looks like that....... it just doesnt even matter...

A Macy's mannequin could look as good as Jessica if it used the same amount of make-up.

2008-01-22 18:30:05

#20

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6329|Washington DC

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
NeXuS4909 wrote:
David.P wrote:
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...
You do know your hero was in Broke Back Mountain right? I'm just kiddin ill be quiet.

Who cares how much money she pulled in. With looks like that....... it just doesnt even matter...
A Macy's mannequin could look as good as Jessica if it used the same amount of make-up.

a mannequin can't moan

except for fred of course

https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb280/anthraX2009/fraank.jpg

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-01-22 18:30:36)

2008-01-22 18:31:40

#21

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,988|7000|949

HurricaИe wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
NeXuS4909 wrote:

You do know your hero was in Broke Back Mountain right? I'm just kiddin ill be quiet.

Who cares how much money she pulled in. With looks like that....... it just doesnt even matter...
A Macy's mannequin could look as good as Jessica if it used the same amount of make-up.
a mannequin can't moan

except for fred of course

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb28 … fraank.jpg

A mannequin is obviously smarter than her, too.

I wonder if her puss smells like tuna or chicken?

2008-01-22 18:32:38

#22

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6905|Long Island, New York

HurricaИe wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
NeXuS4909 wrote:

You do know your hero was in Broke Back Mountain right? I'm just kiddin ill be quiet.

Who cares how much money she pulled in. With looks like that....... it just doesnt even matter...
A Macy's mannequin could look as good as Jessica if it used the same amount of make-up.
a mannequin can't moan

except for fred of course

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb28 … fraank.jpg

FRED!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

FRED!

2008-01-22 18:33:33

#23

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6329|Washington DC

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

A Macy's mannequin could look as good as Jessica if it used the same amount of make-up.
a mannequin can't moan

except for fred of course

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb28 … fraank.jpg
A mannequin is obviously smarter than her, too.

I wonder if her puss smells like tuna or chicken?

who cares if she's a dumb broad? you'd hit it:

https://img161.imageshack.us/img161/2903/jessicasimpsonthesebootdd3.jpg

2008-01-22 18:34:00

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[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7021|pimelteror.de

David.P wrote:
m3thod wrote:
David.P wrote:
Why couldn't she have killed herself instead of Heath? He had something to contribute to society.
cry moar
Oh just shut up method! I dont feel like it today you bastard! One of my heroes died, Dont you have any respect? You know what? It's time like i wish we had people like the Joker around, To thin out the population and keep em on edge, Forcing all hatred towards them. Hey that gives me an idea...

kill yourself, please

2008-01-22 18:35:01

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NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6709|Atlanta, Georgia

https://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/1226138.jpg

No way in hell you'd pass that up...

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